New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez isn't having the best year on the football field, but he's having a decent one off it. Sanchez was spotted in New York early Tuesday morning entering a hotel with a brunette. He sent her away in the morning, ate and then brought in a blond, just in time to get a quickie in before practice. Obviously, this team is going far in the playoffs and we're sure the big swingin' dick himself will be leading the charge. Check it!
Who knew big, tough, quarterback-sacking linebackers liked pastels this much? Certainly not us. Dallas Cowboys linebacker DeMarcus Ware's Dallas home is on the market for a little over $2 million. Normally, we're amazed by the cool features, awesome rooms and vast size of athletes' homes. With Ware's, we're just amazed by the amount of pastels on the inside. It's completely nauseating. Take a look for yourself. Check it!
We kicked off Bowl Week Babes Bonanza yesterday with an Arizona State dancer named Shelbie who just happens to be dating Jack Elway III. Today, thanks to our correspondent Asher at College Cheer Heaven, we meet South Carolina Gamecocks cheerleader Ellison. Are we a little early on the Capital One Bowl hot chick (Jan. 2)? Yes, but you can never get enough 'Cocks cheerleader poon in December so we just fire these chicks at you as fast as possible. JUMP!
Just threw it out there last night on Twitter. What name on the Sam Hurd snitch list is going to absolutely floor us? Readers chimed in with names such as: (the obvious) Tebow, Ditka, Lovie Smith, Dungy, Romo, Michael Irvin, etc. But then there was Jay Feely's name thrown into the mix. For those of you who don't know, Feely is conservative & takes his tweeting very seriously. He's mega-Republican and could be considered kooky to you liberals. JUMP!
Our favorite courtroom live tweeter, Newsday's Jim Baumbach, is at it again today via the preliminary hearing for Tim Curley and Gary Schultz in the Jerry Sandusky sex-capade case. First up, Mike McQueary to explain what he saw and heard in that shower back in 2002. Of course the government is hinging its case on McQueary's witness testimony and what was said to Joe Paterno about the shower incident. In Mike's own words - JUMP!
Asked this last night on Twitter: Why have the Jacksoville Jaguars have been on primetime at least 14 times this season. Still waiting on an answer. Hell, throw Philly on a few more times. Or the Giants. Or the Jets. Or the Steelers. What else is going on this morning? How about this bro pulling a knife on his college classmates over something a chick posted on Facebook. Jesus Christ, where you at Bowl Week? Dying over here. Let's get rolling!
This Sam Hurd drug bust fiasco is the story that just keeps giving. His name is easy to spell. He has that NFL job and incredibly serious charges on his head thanks to the DEA. By now you've heard that Sam was pretty much running a gigantic drug distribution network, according to the Feds. This sent black America into a frenzy. It's the thing of dreams. Black guy makes the League, seems to be livin' the life and then gets popped accepting kilos of coke. JUMP!
We're still efforting the intel from the little gangsta tweeter, @_ButtaMilk8_, who uploaded this shot of Brett Favre at some basketball game. Butta Milk typed about 45 minutes ago: Brett favre in our gym. Yes, the photo is all kinds of grainy but that's the typical Favre formation with the arms crossed and sporting a giant watch. This retirement thing doesn't seem to be going too well. Doesn't have a sports bro to hang with him at games. Kinda sad. Updates to follow.
It's now clear that Jesus Christ is on the side of Tim Tebow. No human has ever had so many miracle NFL victories with such little talent as Baby Jesus. You think Steve Young had miracle victories at 25 in the NFL? Pffft. He was getting killed as a Tampa QB. Eh, 5-11 in 1990 & nearly run out of Denver. That was after Super Bowl runs. Today we call on Jesus to coach Tebow throw this Sunday's game against Hoodie & the evil Pats. JUMP!
So ESPN decided tonight was a good night to throw football guru John Clayton onto a set for the 'NFL Insiders.' There we were drinking in a West Village bar when all of a sudden Clayton was being shown from the profile view. A pair of balls hanging from his chin and that skullet just rocking harder than a soccer mom at a Taylor Swift concert. Clayton was sporting what the kids call a 'skullet' these days. The bald look with the full neck hair. It's for the man who's in denial. Let's get rolling!
You say you like beer, Denver Broncos football and that dreamy, stud of a quarterback Tim Tebow? Well, then your dreams just came true! Probably... Bonfire Brewing, a Denver-area microbrewer is about to launch a Tebow-inspired beer called the Tebrew Sunday Sipper. It's really weak for the first three quarters, but has a stout finish every time! You knew wouldn't resist that one, don't you? Check it!
New Orleans Saints signal caller Drew Brees did the kid-friendly thing and appeared on Sesame Street. We're not kidding. Is it awesome? Pretty much. Brees appears with Elmo to teach us about measuring. Sure, you can measure stuff with a ruler, but did you know you could also measure stuff with a potato? We sure as hell didn't. See, we're still learning too. Thanks Drew! Check out the creepily awesome video right here. Check it!
....counting down the days until the 2012 ESPYs when Tim Tebow and Lindsey Vonn announce that their relationship is on and that they "were just friends for at least 8 months" before taking things to the next level with friendship bracelets and Lindsey getting Tim's letterman jacket. The more we look into Vonn's antics back in November, the more we think she's been up to something with this Tebow character. Does it matter? It does if Baby Jesus helped break up a marriage. JUMP!
Chad really likes to dance, which wouldn't be out of the ordinary if he wasn't the Miami (OH) Redhawks football team's equipment manager. Oh, and if he didn't dance on the field every day while the team is stretching for practice. We're pretty sure there's no music playing, either. Still, dude has some moves. Why he unleashes them when he does is the real question. We've got the video. Have at it!
Terry Bradshaw spends all his time in Hollywood, so he doesn't need this dump in Florida. Just kidding. It's not a dump, but he's practically giving it away at $1.4 million. The weird thing is Bradshaw never even bothered to live in it. If you're a golfer and have a lot of money, this just might be the place for you. It's located on a Jack Nicklaus-designed course. We've got all the details and the photos. Check it!
Danny Woodhead is 5' 7" short. Gheorghe Muresan is 7' 7" tall. The two bros met this week and put to rest what it would look like when Woodhead met Muresan. It looks about like Kareem Abdul-Jabbar meeting Olivia Munn earlier this year. One's tall, the other is short. Of course this becomes a freak show that flies around the Internet because you guys have the thoughts rolling around in your empty brain whether Woodhead could kick Muresan's ass. Full shot - JUMP!
Enough of the bullshit, Vonn. We're onto you. You file divorce papers against your hubby in November & by December you are in the Tebow family box eyeballing Baby Jesus, watching him take the Broncos to first place in the AFC West. Will you put your hand on the Bible that you haven't given Tim Tebow a boner over the last 30 days? Will you claim that Tim Tebow hasn't put his throwing hand down your Spyder vest? Is it Christian of you to leave a marriage for Tebow? JUMP!
This place really exists at the Westgate Mall in Amarillo, Texas. Totally checked it out and that's not some sort of Photoshop job (via @garypmoore). Tebowmania sweeping all the way into the black chick wig market. Can't stop him. It's useless to try. In other football news, how bad was last night's game for the gambling community? Even the loser degenerates who never miss a gambling opportunity didn't drop money on it. Get your asses out of bed & rolling!
Remember former Raiders quarterback Todd Marinovich? Well, if you don't, you're not alone. He was a stud at USC and his father basically raised him with one goal in mind -- you're going to be a pro football quarterback, son! Well, Marinovich was a pro football quarterback for a bit, but now he's something entirely different -- an artist. Unfortunately, he's not a very good artist. That Fine Arts degree from USC had to be good for something, though. Here's your dose of Marinovich art. Check it!
We didn't know Gus Henrickson. Never met him. Never received an email from him. No communication with him. Nothing. But after reading how he died this fall, and his dying wish, Busted Coverage feels like Gun Henrickson is what this site is all about. The passion for hot women was part of his life. The passion for football was in his blood. If blogs would have been invented 45 years ago, Gus would have been a trailblazer. Gus had one final request this fall. This!
Bigger insult to TJ Yates: the Bengals comping his family tickets to yesterday's conference clincher just a couple of rows from the top of the stadium or Rookies bar in Woodlands, Texas mistaking him for DJ Yates? Oh, and Rookies bills itself as the Home of the Texans. We're going with the bar. The stupid family should have just moved down 45 rows or so. How the hell does a sign guy destroy the starting QB's name? Massive mistake. Great catch from @MarlOVO5.
That's right, bitches, we start throwing around money, snapping up shares of the Green Bay Packers and the train just keeps on chugging. And for those of you assholes on Twitter saying we'd get our asses kicked for wearing a #00 OWNER jersey into Lambeau, what do you say about this bro spotted by CBS cameras? In other NFL news, Brian Urlacher is running his mouth about Baby Jesus. A good RB? Dude just worked your ass. C'mon, Bri. Let's get rolling!
You've no doubt heard of the Manning Face, well this is the Romo Face. It occurred directly after Tony Romo backed into his end zone and was subsequently sacked. Jessica Simpson is probably responsible for this. New York Giants Running Back Brandon Jacobs also jumped over a Dallas Cowboys' defender and did his best superman impression. DeMarco Murray went down with an injury that looks to have him out for the rest of the season. JUMP!
The undefeated Green Bay Packers took on the Oakland Raiders at Lambeau Field today where the Green Bay "cheeseheads" in the crowd did not fail to dress insanely crazy. Packers receiver Brian Taylor got his first reception and also his first "Lambeau Leap". Carson Palmer looked lost against this Green Bay defense and his wide receivers did not exactly help him out JUMP!
Rex "Rextacy" Grossman aka the "Sex Cannon" and the Washington Redskins faced off against Tom Brady and the New England Patriots. Grossman spent most of his time on his back or missing his receivers against the stout New England defense where the sound of booing filled the stadium. Rob Gronkowski made a spectacular catch in which most of the defense thought he was down. JUMP!
President Barack Obama and Vice President Joe Biden showed up to watch the Army Navy game. Tracy Wolfson looked like she was freezing on the sidelines and bundled herself up in everything she could find to stay warm. The stadium was packed which will happen when the girls at both of your schools can squat more than your linebackers. One Navy fan was particularly psyched for this game. JUMP!
Before you guys start calling us morons, we mangled trouser on purpose to try to sneak this one on Twitter by Jimmy Johnson this morning, but the ball coach was onto us. Sorta. For those of you who follow Jimmy on Twitter, you know that JJ will pretty much answer everything from his fans. Today was a test of how far Jimmy will go to share his insights with us. How did he fare? Handled our shenanigans like a champ. JUMP!
Back in October, 20 women walked away from careers with the Toronto Triumph of the Lingerie Football League. That left only 6 and a few rejects were brought in last night to take on the Philly Passion. Just look at that scoreboard. It was a good 'ol fashioned ass kicking from the U.S. of A. On Maple Leaf turf! Suck it, Canada. Thanks to @NYJSec133 for making the trip and showing us all 50 or 60 fans in the stands. BTW, it's Robert Griffin's day. Let's get rolling!
What do I have in common with Case Keenum this morning? We've both brushed up against Erin Andrews and our wives haven't left us. That's right, Mrs. Busted was cool with the BC-EA meeting in Tallahassee this fall. Last night it was Keenum's turn and Kimberly was cool with her award-winning hubby lusting after Pageviews. How do we know? Case tweeted about it. JUMP!
It's that time of the year when Busted Coverage bucks the norm & hands out sports awards you guys actually care about. Which one of you fools sat through that garbage from ESPN last night. You really care Robert Griffin won the Davey O'Brien Award? Sh!t, that thing will be in a pawn shop within 2-3 years. Might fill the Escalade for a trip from Texas to training camp. Anyway, today we get our yearly BC Awards rolling with Best Cheerleader Rack Of 2011. JUMP!
Texas teacher Julie Ann Moore is quite the playa, according to the Texas Rangers who are investigating her for sexually assaulting a 15-year-old boy. And where did this sex occur? Behind an apartment complex at halftime of a high school football game. That's right, during a week when we learn that a couple teachers were banging in a Ralph Wilson bathroom, this news breaks in Texas. WTF is up with sex and football. Women...always trying to distract our asses. JUMP!
In Florida, they learn them how to make it rain early on... actually, no, that's not the case. This particular kid is going to grow up to be a badass, though. You know why? He's in kindergarten and his class is singing a tribute to new Jacksonville Jaguars owner Shahid Khan. He's wearing the one shirt that wouldn't get by the censors. It carries a simple message -- Make It Blaine On Them Hoes! Check it!
Deion Sanders and his Parisian scarf knot have been parading around Pittsburgh today (NFL Network 8:20 kick) and even stopped into this Waffle House before the sun came up this morning. Said Prime Time: "What time is it? Its Primetime and i am at the House! PITTSBURG [sic] im coming reluctantly because its freezing there." Of course Prime hasn't stopped bitching about the cold ever since. "Y'all pray for Prime! I'm about to go fight this Pittsburgh cold." (via @DeionSanders)
So ESPN is doing its thing this week with the Heisman Trophy contenders. It just happens that Erin Andrews yesterday ran into Trent Richardson at Disney World and had ice cream together. Spooning a double dip? Those of you freaking out over Trent missing class need to relax. Finals are next week. Like this week means anything to a top-5 NFL draft pick. Erin reports on Twitter: "Trent Richardson says he's starstruck!!," upon meeting a certain white girl. Let's get rolling!
Beverly Lynne Hubscher was just another Pennsylvania girl looking for a way out. Well, after a stint as a Philadelphia Eagles cheerleader, she figured she'd found one. Off she went to Hollywood. Fast forward to a few years later and she's doing softcore porn. Now she's Beverly Lynne, the self-professed "Queen of Late Night." We're sure you've seen her work. Here's her story and, you got it -- some photos. Check it!
So this Tim Tebow Time centaur tattoo is floating around today and seems to be legit, even though we have a hard time believing someone would waste flesh on such a sh!tty design. Seriously, you can't even see Tim's face? What kind of garbage tat is that? And how many fingers are on that football? Seven? Now that our emotions are out of the way, this is exactly what we love about the Internet. Dude gets 15 minutes of fame, yet lives with this the rest of his life. (via @angelicaaaap)