Football - page 175

Jan 18, 2012

Tebow Injured So Bad In Patriots Loss He Could Barely Smile For Patriots Fan

The big NFL news being floated today by ESPN and gobbled up by the Denver Post and the rest of the gobblers is that Baby Jesus played most of the 2nd half in Foxboro in severe pain. Chest bruises and torn rib cartilage. But Tim Tebow can't possibly be sidelined by such minor injuries. Oh, but he wouldn't have played this week if Denver beat the Patriots, says the Post. Things were so bad for BJ that he somehow muscled out a smile for goofy Pats kid. JUMP!

Jan 17, 2012

Dre Kirkpatrick Arrested For Pot Possession; Under Armour Rep Arrested, Too!

As the Alabama fans on Twitter like to say, Dre Kirkpatrick is a 'former BAMA player & student.' Way back like nine days ago he was a current BAMA football player whom ESPN has rated 8th overall on their 'Big Board.' Well, he was picked up in Florida this morning for pot possession. No biggie. The usual 20 grams of weed. But who was with him and also arrested for pot possession? Some dude who used to play for BAMA and now works for Under Armour. JUMP!

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Jan 17, 2012

Police Receive Call For Woman Screaming, Just Cheering For 49ers [Cuff ‘Em]

Benicia (CA) Police Log for Saturday, January 14, 5:16 p.m. PST: Dispatch received a call of a woman screaming inside an apartment on Buchanan Street. It turns out she was cheering for a football game, more than likely the crazy finish to the San Francisco 49ers playoff game. Let's think about this for a minute: California, just after 5 p.m. EST, football game, 40 miles from Candlestick Park. Yeah, we'll go with the 49ers game. This one seems to add up. She wasn't being beaten.

Jan 16, 2012

O.J. Simpson’s $600,000 Florida Pad In Foreclosure While He’s In Jail!

The Juice is loose! Or at least his Florida home is. Wife killer, kidnapper and former Buffalo Bills running back O.J. Simpson is in foreclosure. The bank decided to take away Simpson's Miami home, which he won't be needing anytime soon anyway, because he owes them more than $700,000. It's really too bad when such a swell guy happens upon misfortune. Although maybe he could repay the bank in cigarettes. Here are the details. Check it!

Jan 16, 2012

SFO Dropping Famous Jay-Z 49 Problems Lyrics On Flight Monitor [Photo]

The new thing to do, if you work for an airline, is to taunt the losing playoff football team's fans when they happen to be in your city. It started in Denver, when some folks who work for United decided to stick it in the craw of Pittsburgh Steelers fans by posting a message on the big board at the gate about Tim Tebow. They followed suit over the weekend in San Francisco, when some 9ers fans who work for Virgin decided to stick it to Saints fans with a Jay-Z reference. JUMP!

Jan 16, 2012

Alabama 2012 BCS Trophy Tour [11 PHOTOS]

We're still getting submissions for our 2012 Alabama BCS Trophy Tour gallery, but figured you guys would appreciate a select few to wet your appetite. We've tried to bust through the Dr. Pepper photo gallery site to no avail so if you come across the secret sauce, pass it along. As for the fans, we've yet to see the real superfans with the face paint, shirts off, etc. This is still pure Alabama, though. Good work, Bammers. JUMP!

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Jan 16, 2012

Donald Trump Drops $12,000 On Tim Tebow Jersey & Helmet!

Billionaire Donald Trump is a fan of Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow. Or at least he's a fan of breast cancer research. The Celebrity Apprentice host dropped a lot of dough at charity auction for breast cancer research on a signed Tim Tebow helmet and jersey. Hopefully, Trump and his gigantic ego won't ruin those things like he ruined the USFL. We've got the story for you right here. Check it!

Alabama BCS Trophy Tour Is Off To Fantastic Start

Alabama fans are reportedly waiting four hours to get their picture taken with the BCS trophy, according to the news channels that are actually covering people taking their photo with the BCS trophy. We're still putting the finishing touches on a stellar Alabama fan BCS trophy experience post so if you've been at one of the Kroger, Publix, Academy Sports stops and have a photo we need to see, send it in: mail@bustedcoverage.com

Jan 16, 2012

19 NSFW Aaron Rodgers & State Farm Insurance Hate Tweets

It was a worst-case scenario for State Farm Insurance last night on national television. How many times did the State Farm commercial featuring Aaron Rodgers run? 10? 14? So that, combined with America's jealousy towards Rodgers, made for some serious NSFW action on Twitter last night for a lily white guy who isn't used to receiving the f-bomb treatment. Our editors scoped out 19 favorites and serve them up for you haters. JUMP!

Jan 16, 2012

Saints Fan Shoots 49ers Fans At Applebees Because They Were Cheering [Cuff ‘Em]

Imagine you & a buddy head over to Applebees to get the 2 for $20, watch some football & pound some 23 oz. beers. You just happen to be 49ers fans living in the Atlanta area. Then, imagine a convicted felon just happens to be at Applebees & is a Saints fan. It just happens to be the day when the Saints & 49ers are facing off in the NFL Divisional round. The 49ers score, you cheer & Saints fan tells you he's going to shut your ass up for good. What happens next? Gunshots. JUMP!

Jan 16, 2012

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Jan 15, 2012

Jon Heder’s Frozen Ass At Packers-Giants Promoting Napoleon Dynamite [PHOTOS]

We are introducing the Aaron Rodgers' face. This is what happens when you miss a wide open receiver and you are forced to settle for a field goal. It is a look of pure anger and frustration. Cheer up Aaron, the cast of Napoleon Dynamite was in the crowd to watch you in this playoff game. Of course FOX plugged this in for their new show that starts tonight. I doubt they give two shits about the Green Bay Packers or the New York Giants. JUMP!

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Jan 15, 2012

Little Kid Gives The Camera The Middle Finger Salute [PHOTOS]

Name these old farts at M&T Bank Stadium where the Baltimore Ravens took on the Houston Texans game. What the hell are kinda gloves are they wearing, what is that in your hand, and what the hell is kind of helmet is that? Also spotted in the crowd were two Texas cowboys in the crowd. I guess it's true, only steers and queers come from Texas.There was also a girl in the crowd with a mustache. JUMP!

Jan 15, 2012

Of Course We’d Still Give Lesley Visser The Bavarian Sausage [PHOTO]

You know what sucks for old(er) sideline reporters like Lesley Visser? Getting sent to Green Bay where she's working a Fox game. Yeah, so she'll get the post-game interview with Aaron Rodgers and that'll be that. We hadn't seen Lesley, 58, since her March Madness last year when something very strange was going on with her hair. Flash-forward to today's CBS pregame. Homegirl has the hair in order, the facelift is keeping her young. Love it, girl.

Jan 14, 2012

Tim Tebow Pouts On Sidelines During Patriots Game [PHOTOS]

The Denver Broncos are getting pounded by the New England Patriots in Foxboro where Tim Tebow was pouting on the sidelines during the rout. Bill Belichick bundled up in his hoodie making him look like a Jedi warrior from Star Wars. It's going to take a miracle to even give Tim Tebow a chance to have "Tebow Time" where he can lead a comeback. I doubt this is easy to do when it's 26 degrees out. JUMP!

Jan 14, 2012

Douchebag 49er Fan Holding Defense Sign All Wrong [PHOTOS]

Not only is the "D Fence" sign played out, it's not even being held right by this guy in the crowd. I'm pretty sure that is a necklace too with a backwards hat. Everything about this guy screams giant douchebag. Also seen in the crowd while the San Francisco 49ers took on the New Orleans Saints was a middle aged woman wearing a wrestling mask. Now that is dedication. JUMP!

Jan 14, 2012

Porn Star Samantha Saint Is Naked Tebowing Superstar [PHOTOS]

We didn't know who porn star Samantha Saint was yesterday, but we certainly do now. It's not because of her performing chops, although she was in Titterific 13. No, it's because she's a Denver Broncos/Tim Tebow fan. Unlike other porn stars who just want Tebow's virginity, Saint is actually a fan of the team and she's also the originator of naked Tebowing. If you don't know what we're talking about, you'll have to check out her Twitter account. Of course, we have a small sampling for you here. Check it!

Jan 14, 2012

Crazy 49ers Fan Gets ’49ers’ Tatted To His Inner Lip [PHOTO]

Say hello to Big Nige. He claims to be a North Cali pimp & rapper and/or singer. We just met him on Twitter thanks to his adventure to a tattoo parlor yesterday where he got a 49ers inner lip tat. That's right, no faking from Big Nige. He's so hardcore it makes our white asses feel like curling up in the fetal position. Seriously, no tattoo artist is getting anywhere near our lip with that gun. Big Nige nutted up for the playoffs run. You've been warned, Saints fan. JUMP!

Jan 14, 2012

Greatest Denver Broncos Playoff Weave We’ve Seen All Day [Morning Twitpic]

As seen at the Broncos spirit rally held in downtown Denver yesterday. Just look at the precision artistry. The mouth. The eye. The perfect color. Homegirl easily stole our hearts with this kind of emotion towards her Broncos. And baseball wonders why it's dying a slow death. As for the gambling lines, the 49ers are getting more action and the line moved back to +3.5. Guess what team the wiseguys are on? Just read the Las Vegas Review-Journal. Let's get rolling!

Jan 13, 2012

Big Ben Not Wearing Fedora At Archery Trade Show In Columbus [PHOTO]

What's Ben Roethlisberger up to less than a week after wearing that loser fedora in Denver? Dude was looking last night for equipment at the Archery Trade Association show in Columbus, Ohio. Big takeaway from the photos we're seeing from the show: no fedora. Of course the fedora wouldn't really fit in very well with guys who wear camo and sit in deer stands. Kudos to Big Ben for being able to jumping right back into Everyday Man mode. (via @sdoheehaw)

Jan 13, 2012

Paul Revere Will Wear Tebow Jersey If God Grants Miracle

Denver Mayor Michael Hancockis back at it. He's made another bet, this time with Boston Mayor Tom Menino over Saturday's game. It's more or less your standard politico wager. The winner gets a specific dinner from the loser's town and the loser has to wear a jersey from the opposing team. Except... instead of Menino wearing a Broncos jersey, it will be the statue of Paul Revere wearing a Broncos jersey. Kind of makes us sick. Check it!

Jan 13, 2012

Buy Oregon’s Silver Rose Bowl Helmet – $1,000!

The Oregon Ducks are slinging the helmets they wore in the Rose Bowl online and you can have one for just $1,000. Seems like a great investment, huh? Actually, the helmets are authentic, but they've never been worn by anyone, so we don't really know what kind of investment they are. Some nutjobs seem to be into them though. There were reportedly three sold in the first hour. Go figure. Check it!

Jan 13, 2012

As Part Owner Of Packers, These Shovelers Bring Tears To My Eyes [PHOTOS]

While the rest of you pussies struggle through winter in Atl, Tampa, San Diego, Phoenix, Vegas, etc., there are those of us who have big enough balls to man-up & stay right in our sh*tty northern cities where it's cold & snowy. Now, as part-owner of the Green Bay Packers, it gives me great pride to see our fans working their asses off for $10/hour to get Lambeau in shape for Sunday's game. Just look at how many lined up to work. That's a real NFL franchise. Jealous? JUMP!

Jan 13, 2012

Playboy’s Miss February Leola Bell Just Discovered Tebowing, Loves Tebow [PHOTOS]

Leola Bell doesn't know much about football but she does know beautiful football jerseys when she sees them. That's why she's a Florida Gators fan. And a Dolphins fan. What else did we learn yesterday from Playboy's Miss February 2012? She's dating someone famous but won't tell us the lucky guy's name. What else is going on in her life? Tons. She is so busy that she just learned about the Tebowing phenomenon. You get the picture, right? We are in love with Leola. JUMP!

Jan 13, 2012

Goddammit, Make It Stop! [Morning Twitpic]

That would be the Ortega United Methodist Church in Jacksonville, FL in case you want to stop in for a lesson. In other Tebow news, the Denver Post keeps digging for garbage that Tebow freaks will read such as Jockeys' Facebook following grew 2,000 percent after signing Baby Jesus. Also, jockey.com last month set a new one-day sales record via some Tebow promotion. Guess who is going to make serious money this weekend? 49ers bettor. Line is up to +4. Let's get rolling!

Jan 12, 2012

Ochocinco Left IHOP Waitress $20 Tip This Afternoon [PHOTO]

For those who haven't been following Ochocinco's Twitter feed the last couple days, he's been talking about his tipping habits at restaurants. Dude says he matches the tip to whatever the bill was and showed his bill at IHOP today as an example. Says 85: People always tip based on the service never taking into consideration the many idiots, assholes etc. that may have pissed the server off. As for fine dining, Ocho says that consists of Red Lobster. (@ochocinco)

Jan 12, 2012

Here’s Scott Van Pelt’s Wedding Registry?

Scott Van Pelt referenced something during his show today that shocked us, didn't sound right and then the cable went out. Did he actually say something about his "wife?" One thing led to another and a Scott Van Pelt wedding registry was on our desktop. It seems the Internet's hero managed to get married in October without a peep from us bloggers. How is that even possible? Not sure, but we can now look at what Scott and Stephanie didn't get for wedding gifts. JUMP!

Jan 12, 2012

20 Best NSFW Tim Tebow & ESPN Tebow Hour Hate Tweets

Um, that ESPN Tebow Hour that went down today didn't exactly go over well with the unemployed and second-shifters who happened to be watching. The anger on Twitter centered on the need for ESPN to "suck tha d*ck" of Tebow more than they already do on an hourly basis. The Twitter grammar was bad, the anger was real and regular folks unloaded on yet more Tebow lust from the WWL. Kudos to those tweets that used 140 characters to catch our attention. JUMP!

Jan 12, 2012

Wanted: Tennessee Titans Fan Being Hunted By F.B.I. [Cuff ‘Em]

Via the F.B.I. Knoxville bureau: Today, the Knoxville Division of the FBI launched an electronic billboard campaign seeking the public’s assistance to help identify a serial bank robber active in East Tennessee. The individual is suspected of robbing of at least three banks in Tennessee. He is possibly in his 30s and has been wearing a baseball cap during each of the robberies. We're thinking former college footballer, possibly o-lineman. Nail him: mail@bustedcoverage.com

Jan 11, 2012

Cloud Pattern Proof That God Wants Texans To Beat Ravens? [PHOTO]

Houston-based chick @MDRMissy spent most of Tuesday night tweeting this cloud photo to the major media outlets in the Magnolia City, claiming this is proof that God wants the Texans to beat the Ravens. Yes, that cloud pattern is proof. If Tebow can have halos over Mile High, Missy can have her Texans logo in the sky. It's only fair. The more we look at the cloud - and drink - the more convinced we are that Missy is onto something here. Logical move is $1k and the points.

Jan 11, 2012

Pornstars Riley Steele & Nikki Benz Want Tebow’s Virginity [PHOTOS]

You know what we love about the Tebow phenomenon? This story has brought Americans from many different walks of life together for football, religion & the race to steal His virginity. As we've said since 2008: Men want to be him, women want to do him. What has happened over the last 10 weeks or so is that pornstars are starting to take notice of Baby Jesus and his virginity. The thought is driving them crazy. Riley Steele & Nikki Benz can barely contain their excitement. JUMP!

Jan 11, 2012

Michael Strahan, Eddie Murphy Ex Selling Brentwood Mansion; $7MM [PHOTOS]

Fox NFL analyst and former New York Giants defensive end Michael Strahan is ditching his posh Los Angeles pad and he stands to make a tidy profit. After purchasing the Brentwood home for $5 million in 2009, Strahan will clear a little under $2 million profit if he gets what he's asking. Not bad for a couple years of doing nothing. Presumably, it will allow him and Eddie Murphy's ex to move into an ever more splendid joint. JUMP!

Jan 11, 2012

Just Trent Richardson Playing Craps At Harrah’s Before BCS [PHOTOS]

Why do we love Alabama's Trent Richardson and would probably put our franchise on his shoulders? Because this guy is always hustlin', doing his best to grind out a living, providing for his two little girls & doing it all on a college football paycheck. This weekend in N.O.? Hustlin' the Harrah's casino craps tables. Monday? Busting tackles on his way to another BCS ring. Probably doubled down his dinner money to buy his babies new shoes. JUMP!

Jan 11, 2012

Wait, So Roger Clemens Is Now Bros With Snoop & Toby Keith? [PHOTO]

Just making our normal rounds this morning and was shocked at what Roger Clemens is up to these days instead of dodging government perjury lawyers. Would you ever guess that Rocket is good enough friends with Snoop D-O-double G that he has dinner with the former pimp? Of course it makes sense to have dinner with Toby Keith. From what we have learned, Snoop has infiltrated white America as a black football coach. That's right, celebs want him coaching their sons. JUMP!

Jan 11, 2012

Tebow So Damn Important He Gets Own Letterman Top 10 List [Morning Twitpic]

Letterman's Top 10 list last night included these little-known facts about Baby Jesus: 8. For breakfast has Icy Hot on toast, 6. Currently ninth on the Kim Kardashian athlete waiting list and 4. One time, lost his temper and said, "Darn It." What game should you be taking the underdog this weekend? 49ers +3.5. 87% of the Vegas money is on road favorite N.O. In other news, The Huntsville Times printed 12-hour old BCS tweets in yesterday's newspaper. Let's get rolling!

Jan 10, 2012

Tim Tebow Nailed To Cross In Latest Taiwanese Animation Video

Tim Tebow and the Denver Broncos dispatched the Pittsburgh Steelers in overtime on Sunday. It was a huge win for the Broncos and it's now a huge story pretty much everywhere, even in Taiwan. For some reason, the Taiwanese people like to tell stories through animated videos that make little to no sense... at least to us. We've got the latest and they're focusing on Tebow's big win, which apparently happened through divine intervention and really pissed off atheists. Check it!

Jan 10, 2012

What Eagles WR Was Hanging With Stripper This Morning? [PHOTO]

Never heard of @HeavenKODDiva? She'll be getting some run this afternoon as the Miami-based stripper at King of Diamonds who uploaded this photo 5-6 hours ago of herself and a certain Eagles WR at what we'd assume is King of Diamonds. Molly's Twitter profile says that she's "ONE OF KING OF DIAMONDS POLE RYDER." Kudos to the WR for giving us material to get over this BCS snoozer. Who's the lucky guy? He went to Cal. JUMP!