The Green Bay Packers will start selling stock in the team on Tuesday. That means you can be one of the hundreds of thousands of people who own a piece in the greatest franchise in pro sports history. Despite all that hyperbole, we're serious. You really can be an NFL owner. The Packers are publicly-owned and they are selling stock. It won't make you rich, but you can totally one-up your bros. They only own Broncos Jay Cutler replica jersey. Here's the rundown, including a special tale from the shareholders meeting.
This is what they're fired up about in Oregon tonight for the first-ever Pac-12 football championship game: the PA announcer. It seems the Pac-12 thought it would be too much of a home-field advantage for the home team to use its PA announcer. Serious as an itchy ballsack. And who did the conference bring in? That smiling d-bag, Paul Olden, who's the voice of the New York Yankees. You want kicked in the nuts, Oregon? Here comes commissioner Larry Scott. BAM! JUMP!
WE KNOW! There's no Big 12 Championship game this year because there aren't two divisions. But let's all just play along and call Saturday's OU-Okie State Bedlam game the championship. The winner goes to Glendale for the Fiesta Bowl. As a gift to you guys, we're bringing back OU law student @AshleyFerrara and her insane mirror shots from October. She's an all-time BC favorite because she's so sweet and makes the Internet so damn fun. JUMP!
BC's very own college football sleuth, @ParadigmShift35, was working his sources last night and wouldn't you know it, these super-intelligent, mostly single Internet dorks tracked down Urban Meyer's new Ohio State email. Oh, and it seems he's actually using it. Are you a jaded Florida fan who needs to have the last word? Are you a Michigan fan who wants to welcome Urb back to the Big Ten? What about you Indiana students who want to talk s%^&? JUMP!
There was a 4th and 1 from inside the Seahawks 10 last night for the Eagles and Brad Nessler made sure to tell us that "This could be the season for the Eagles." Excuse us while we clean up the mess created when a boot was inserted through the television and straight up Nessler's ass. Hey, asshole, that was a 4-7 team last night with their backup QB. Could be the season? They would've had to run the table to 'possibly' make the playoffs. Cut the shit, Nessler. Let's get rolling!
And here we go again with Jay Cutler and fellow numbskull Kristin Cavallari. Cuts was on this morning with Waddle and Silvy, the hucksters at ESPN Chicago. The boys started out with football questions but eventually wondered into Jay Cutler relationship gossip. First order of business? Bro, when you getting hitched? Jay's response? About as dumb as his stupid ass wearing Ray-Ban sunglasses. JUMP!
When will the Oakland Raiders start being the Oakland Raiders again? It's now! Linebacker Rolando McClain was arrested for brandishing a gun and... well... some other shit too. You wanted thugs on your Oakland Raiders instead of those fakers and scumbags in The Black Hole that embarrass you? Well, you've got it (allegedly)! McClain allegedly fired a gun next to some fool's ear because... well... if nothing else, he plays for the goddamn Raiders!
ESPN probably chose the wrong shot opening shot for the West Virginia Mountaineer for you to watch some Thursday night football. Jenn Brown manned the sidelines where as you may have had your TV muted while Craig James announced the game. The University of South Florida also seemed to have a "ball boy" who seemed well into his 60's. Dana Holgerson had at least 8 Red Bulls before the game started. JUMP!
Via Spencer Hall at EDSBS: So we kept emailing the B1G hoaxster--and yes, it was a hoax--to see if we were going to get a response. You'd think someone who'd pulled off a successful prank would simply flee the scene of the crime, their work done and the feat accomplished, but the pros do this a bit differently. Over 2000 responded to the Craigslist seat filler hoax. Obviously the Big Ten is behind this. Great marketing work, fellas. Go read Spencer's Q&A - NOW!
It's the last day of Movember so naturally it's time to check in with those men who've been growing a 'stache to raise awareness for men's health. Matt Hasselbeck was kind enough - via Twitter - to share his creepy hat/'stache combo. And we'd be doing you guys a giant disservice to end this post without showing what Jim Cantore looked like this morning before getting that curtain shaved off. Sorry, ladies, mustache rides are over as of midnight.
It's the Craig's List ad that is causing SEC fans in the Twitter-verse to choke. Imagine the thought of the Big Ten needing seat fillers to make Saturday's Nebraska-Michigan State game look filled on national TV. Imagine what it would look like for the Big Ten championship to be played in front of thousands of empty seats. If you believe this Craig's List ad, someone is trying to fill seats in Indy. $75 to sit in a seat? That's what we're being told. JUMP!
"Bro, look at this sweet shirt I got for Halloween next year. Totally going as Jerry Sandusky, the football camp counselor." Want one of these shirts floating around on eBay? They're going to cost you some serious coin. Ever paid $100 for a short sleeve t-shirt? Not even during the Ed Hardy craze? If you want the authentic Sandusky Football Camp shirt worn by campers in 2006, you're gonna have to bend over. JUMP!
Via Friends of the Program who know Oxford, Mississippi and have sources in each dining spot. Taken on the Square in Oxford today…Archie Manning taking in an important business lunch at Ajax (if he didn’t order the vegetable plate then I have no confidence in his decision making) with the leading candidate for the Ole Miss head football coaching position. Hmm, he's not needy like we always assumed. Also looks like a sweet tea & water guy. Green beans?
Yes, that looks like a War Eagle (via @Beezy1000). React accordingly, Auburn fan. Of course the Bama media didn't waste much time asking Nick Saban yesterday about the BCS Championship. "The whole thing should be based on who are the best two teams," Saban said. "Isn't that what it's supposed to be? If it's not on that, then it doesn't matter whether we played before or that we are in the same conference." Suck on that, BCS Media. Let's get rolling!
Eli Manning and the New York Giants are taking on the New Orleans Saints where Eli provided the classic "Manning Face" after throwing an interception to the Saints. At 5 foot 6, Darren Sproles used his smurf back status to rip through the Giants defense with a vengeance. Drew "Breesus" looked as immaculate as usual throwing towards one of the best tight ends in the nation named Jimmy Graham. Note to the Giants: You may want to cover him. JUMP!
Here's a sordid saga. After Cowboys cheerleader Melissa Kellerman was run over by tight end Jason Witten in last Thursday's game she sent out a couple tweets. Then her Twitter account mysteriously disappeared. Some suggested the Cowboys made her pull the account. Suddenly it appeared again this morning. The strange Kellerman Twitter account mystery and bikini photos. Check it!
You want to know why it must suck for Kurt Warner to live in this insane Arizona contemporary house with over 11,000 square feet and more swimming holes than the Florida Keys? Because he can't throw massive keggers and have bikini chicks frolicking on his patio. Remember, dude is a Bible thumper. So, with religion tying him down, it's time to sell this pad for $5,000,000. And, as a bonus, the realtor got the house its own special on HGTV! JUMP!
This year's Egg Bowl (Ole Miss-Mississippi St.) wasn't exactly on the radar of the mainstream media so it makes sense that an f-bomb cleated into the MSU end zone was missed until today. Cow poke fans on Twitter claim that Ole Miss TE Jamal Mosley is responsible for that f-bomb you see in the pound sign that was painted especially for the 2011 Egg Bowl. Guys, this is the greatest non-frat prank in rivalry weekend history. F-bombing an end zone! Clutch! JUMP!
In case you've been living in a cave and didn't realize it, the USC football team played its final game of the 2011 season Saturday and walked away with a 50-0 victory over UCLA. Of course there won't be a BCS bowl or any bowl due to the Reggie Bush scandal that resulted in a two-year bowl ban. In other words, this is the final time you'll see the Song Girls in action until next year's Swim With Mike. One last look at the 2nd best cheerleading unit in college football. JUMP!
Yesterday was a watershed moment in the history of taking a leak on a football sideline. Nick Novak was caught...
Remember that one Monday morning when Kim Kardashian announced her divorce from Kris Humphries and everyone attacked her for being a lying bitch? Yeah, well Urban Meyer is getting the Kardashian treatment - mostly from angry Michigan & Florida fans - because he really is the new head coach at Ohio State. You guys really wanted him to show up Luke Fickell during Michigan week? That wasn't happening. Here comes the hate! JUMP!
Thanks to Jesse In Ohio for Bengalman. What did we learn yesterday in the NFL? The Steelers have trouble destroying a team that gives them three straight turnovers. Tebow cannot possibly be stopped. And the Colts have pretty much locked up Andrew Luck. Look at this schedule. Luck is all theirs. Up next: the Patriots who are already 21-point favorites. As for your Tebow update, Las Vegas sportsbooks report that fans are starting to gamble on Baby Jesus. Let's get rolling!
It's Sunday Night Football where the Pittsburgh Steelers are taking on the Kansas City Chiefs. It's obvious that both teams made bets with each other to see who could make the most "DERP" faces during 60 minutes of playing time. Kansas City better keep Ben Roethlisberger away from their girls after the game tonight and keep their defensive lineman close to him. JUMP!
Nick Novak had to relieve himself on the field during the San Diego Chargers and Denver Broncos game and thankfully the cameras caught it. A special hat tip to his teammate he hid his goods with a towel so no one in the stands could see his man parts. Novak missed the game winning Field Goal in Overtime. Obviously relieving himself by the Gatorade cooler did not help his mojo. JUMP!
John Elway, who was once a Broncos Quarterback, looks onward hoping that "Baby Rhinoceros Tebow Jesus" can lead the Denver Broncos to a comeback against the San Diego Chargers. Junior Seau also got inducted into the Chargers Hall of Hame but WHAT TH HELL IS HE WEARING? JUMP!
Ryan Fitzpatrick of the Buffalo Bills look to knock off the New York Jets Plaxico Burress better not shoot his team in the foot for them to pull this off. Ryan Fitzpatrick also won the award for best pornstache in the NFL The mustache may rival that of Ron Swanson from the TV show Parks and Recreation. That is an impressive feat.. JUMP!
Our fellow Coed Media Group editor, Neal at Coed Magazine, sent this one last night as we watched Michigan-Ohio State: The Rivalry on HBO OnDemand. It seems that this chick went absolutely bonkers over some great 'Cocks play in the rivalry game against Clemson. It's now time for you guys to do your thing. Earn your Busted Coverage stripes. Name 'Cocks fan. We want Facebook bikini photos, etc. Inbox should be loaded by tomorrow morning: email@example.com
Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: Even though Florida State students can't read they flocked to Ben Hill Griffin Stadium to watch their Seminoles take on the Florida Gators in "The Swamp". "Ghostface" from the Scream series was spotted by the Gator band section and horrendous looking Florida State girl held up a sign asking Santa to beat the Gators. I thought Seminole girls were supposed to be attractive? JUMP!
Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: Alabama WR Marquis Maze just saw Auburn's punter shank a punt for 18 yards and gave his best "Trollface" ever. The caption should read "U MAD BRO?" Alabama is currently dominating Auburn in the Iron Bowl. Expect to see ALL OF THE SCHAUDENFREUDE. AJ McCarron has already thrown a flea flicker pass. Expect Alabama to unleash the dogs. JUMP!
Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: During what is referred to as "The Game", Ohio State took on Michigan in Ann Arbor. This season Michigan finally put bodies in their seats for this game now that they are actually not absolutely terrible. All of these fans got to witness a some brawl break out between the Ohio State and Michigan players. Michigan fans also dressed up in some crazy attire. You can't blame them, what the hell else is there to do in Michigan?
Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: The Iron Bowl is one of the most intense rivalries in all of College Football. However, ESPN confiscated almost 80% of the Auburn fans signs forcing one guys sign to just read "THIS IS A POSTER". Real creative bro. No Alabama insults were left out including the fact that Alabama can't hit a Field Goal if their lives depended on it. JUMP!
Someone tell us Harvey Updyke is in Auburn, Alabama today - please. We want YouTube videos sent our way, etc. It's supposed to be rivalry weekend in college football but you have a 'down' Auburn team about to get steamrolled by Alabama who realizes they're about to play LSU for the national championship without even having to play in the SEC Championship game. Then there is OSU-Michigan. Someone keep track of Meyer mentions. Let's get rolling.
Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShfit35: Dennis Erickson, the head coach of The Arizona State University, is not having a great night against the California Bears this Friday night. Vontaze Burflict is here to take your girl, your touchdowns, your Quarterback down, and probably your soul. Zach Maynard is actually making this a game against the Sun Devils as a former basketball player that can run the ball in the end zone when necessary. JUMP!
Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: West Virginia fans flocked to watch their team play against the Panthers. You guessed it, the bro in the uniform is wearing a raccoon piece. Expect every couch in this town to get burned tonight if WVU wins. I'm sure West Virginia will do well after Dana Holgorsen has drank his 8 Red Bulls. Also, if WVU wins, expect Dana to make it to Atlantic City in time to double down on a pair on sixes at a casino tonight. JUMP!
Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: Tyrann Matthieu is known for his love of his synthetic weed and taking the ball away from your favorite Quarterback. During the CBS intro, it looks as if Tyrann aka "The Honey Badger" packed a bowl of his favorite synthetic "sticky icky" right before his player picture was taken. Let's see if this affects his performance in the "Battle of the Boot" where LSU takes on Arkansas. JUMP!
So we were just flipping it around this afternoon and realized Tulsa and Houston were gettin' it on in some Conference USA action. Seemed interesting since Case Keenum needs a huge day to keep his Heisman hopes alive. And then Tulsa's kicker popped a 51-yarder and the Fox camera panned right to Hyena and those choppers. Just think of the mouthful of turkey this dude pounded yesterday. Just killed half a bird in three bites. Suck it, Kobayashi. JUMP!