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Jan 17, 2015

Best Twitter Reactions To Greg Anthony Prostitute Solicitation Arrest

Greg Anthony traveled to Maryland to announce the Michigan St- Maryland Men’s basketball game. Apparently, he had other thoughts on his mind that were unrelated to analyzing basketball. Dirty thoughts. Anthony was reportedly arrested and charged with soliciting a prostitute...

Aug 2, 2013

Cardinals Iraq Vet Cheerleader Megan Welter Arrested For Assault [PHOTOS]

Megan Welter was supposed to be the Arizona Cardinals’ feel-good story this pre-season. News broke earlier this week that the 28-year-old Cardinals cheerleader was a U.S. Army vet who served in Iraq. The national and local media loved the story....

Jun 14, 2013

Roll Tide! Bama Bank Robbery Rips Off Tuscaloosa Teachers Credit Union

Are you out of work, behind on your house payments, the electric is about to be shut off and you need to pay for a divorce? Getting out of debt could be easy. Do you know this bank robber? Would...

LSU Fan Robs Baton Rouge Bank While Wearing ‘You Mad Bro?’ Shirt

Are you out of work, behind on your house payments, the electric is about to be shut off and you need to pay for a divorce? Getting out of debt could be easy. Do you know this bank robber? Would...

Jun 5, 2013

Bama Fan & Aspiring Model Kayla Earl Faked Being Assaulted In Cemetary

Can a white guy from Ohio get a ROOOOOLLLLLL TIIIIDDDDDE? Thank you. Our old friend Bunkie Perkins (@BunkiePerkins) sent word today that he was scouring AL.com, Alabama’s premiere destination for everything Bama football and Bama arrests, when he came across...

May 23, 2013

Philly Cops Hunting Notre Dame Punk Who Robbed PNC

Are you out of work, behind on your house payments, the electric is about to be shut off and you need to pay for a divorce? Getting out of debt could be easy. Do you know this bank robber? Would...

May 17, 2013

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May 1, 2013

Georgia Cops Arrest Tubby Tennessee Vols Fan For Bank Robbery

Georgia cops only needed less than 24 hours to capture Tubby Tennessee Vols fan, the same punk we were hunting last night for the robbery of a Woodstock, Georgia bank. According to the local Patch.com, Nathan Alexander Dotson was likely...

Apr 30, 2013

Tennessee Vols Fan Wants All The Money Up In This Georgia Bank

Police are hunting this punk Tennessee Vols and Atlanta Braves fan for robbing a Woodstock, GA Regions Bank this morning. According to the Cherokee Ledger-News: A man entered the bank and presented the teller with a note demanding money. The...

Apr 17, 2013

Bucky The Badger Hat Bank Robber Gets Two Years In Jail

Randall Hubatch, a Wisconsin law school graduate who held up a Madison bank with a toy Star Wars gun while wearing a Bucky Badger furry hat, will be spending two years in jail. The 50 year old didn’t seem to...

Apr 15, 2013

Scumbag Red Sox Fan Robs TD Bank – ON A SUNDAY!

Are you out of work, behind on your house payments, the electric is about to be shut off and you need to pay for a divorce? Getting out of debt could be easy. Do you know this bank robber? Would...

Apr 9, 2013

Black Dude Wearing Jeff Gordon Hat & Orioles Shirt Robs Maryland Bank

Where has Cuff ‘Em been? Mothballed. I was just getting bored with the series and Google News changed its search engine results to where doing the post on a daily basis was a pain in the ass. I’ve been looking...

Mar 11, 2013

USC Basketball Players Allegedly Involved In Fight In Spokane, Wash.

USC basketball’s year from hell may have just gotten worse. Police in Spokane, Wash. are investigating a Sunday morning altercation that nearby witnesses say involved USC basketball players. Authorities were called to a fight involving 20-30 people on Sunday after...