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Jul 7, 2020

DeSean Jackson Quotes Hitler, Bidet Company Offers $10k For Your Summer Sh*ts, & Stacie From Toronto

Happy Tuesday, everyone. Admittedly, Monday was a rough day recovering from the Fourth of July hangover and an abundance of ice cold beers, but we are back with some of the wild news from around the webs. And, hey, it’s...

Jun 30, 2020

Robert Kraft Sex Spa Case Live Stream, Don’t Mock the Rona, & Morgan From LA

It’s Taco Tuesday, which means it’s the perfect day for delicious food, sunshine, ice-cold beer, and the fine delicacy that is tequila. With so much to accomplish today, we won’t keep you waiting, so let’s take a look at what...

Jun 29, 2020

Cam Newton to Pats Reaction, Fights on the Beach, & Ryann From UCLA

Cheers to another week, everyone. Sure, it may be Monday, but if there is ever a week to power through being hungover this is the one because we can reward ourselves with another epic weekend of drinking on lakes and...

Bomani Schools Will Cain, Kap Comeback, & Maddie From Melbourne

Cheers to another day. It’s been a long week so far, so let’s not waste any more time and cut right to the chase. Indulge. Meet Maddie from Melbourne Bomani Jones schools Will Cain on his own radio show over...

Jun 25, 2020

Big Ben’s Porn Addiction, Baseball is Back, & Erica From WVU

Wake up, folks, it’s Hump Day. We’re inching closer to the weekend and since alliteration gives us trendy hashtags like #TacoTuesday and #WednesdayWisdom, we’re going to celebrate #WhiskyWednesday throughout the rest of the day. And hey, if a blackout happens...

Jun 24, 2020

Florida Man Fights Walmart Employee, Mia Khalifa Death Hoax & Marina From LA

It’s the greatest day of the week. Sure, people may enjoy Fridays because it means the weekend is finally here, but when it comes to actual weekdays, what better way to enjoy yourself than to have a day dedicated to...

Jun 23, 2020

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Jun 22, 2020

TikTokers Find Dead Body, Eagles TE KO’d in Bar & Amanda From Vancouver

Happy Monday, everyone. It’s hard to believe we are entering the final full week of June, but 2020 has been a wild year so we just have to continue rolling with the punches. The news cycle was also on fire...

Jun 15, 2020

Taiwanese City Councilor Has Ass-tounding Talent

Breaking news out of Taiwan: a city counselor has broken literally 53 chopsticks using only his buttcrack. I’m sure you have many, many questions, and we’re here to answer them as best we can (without understanding Chinese).    First off:...

Jun 15, 2020

Lamar Jackson Tackled By Jet Ski, Zeke Has the Rona & Summer From Los Angeles

How is everyone holding up? It’s the beginning of a new week and there have to be plenty of cases of the Monday blues — or severe hangovers, who can even tell the difference? But while you were enjoying the...

Jun 11, 2020

Florida Man Fights Gator to Save Dog, Kobe Neck Tat, Klara From Sweden

Does anyone even know what day it is anymore? Apparently we are closing in on the weekend, so that is a good thing even if streets continue to be on fire. But hey, we are all moving forward and pushing...

Jun 9, 2020

Miss Hitler Turns Out to Be a Nazi, UFC Fight Island Location & Bella From San Diego

In the immortal words of LeBron James, “it’s TACO TUUUUUUUUESDAY!” Here in New York City, we are going on 48 hours since Phase 1 of the reopening during the coronavirus pandemic and it’s nice to finally see people walking around...

Jun 8, 2020

Trump vs Goodell, Joe Exotic is Dying, McGregor Retires & Silvana From FSU

Welcome to another week, ladies and gentlemen. Here in New York City things are finally starting to slowly get back to normal with the city reopening, but there is a long way to go until we completely kick ‘Rona’s ass....