Basketball - page 59

Jan 30, 2012

Greg Oden’s Sad Life Has This Happy Little Moment [PHOTO]

Portland Trailblazers PR guru @KrisKoivisto uploaded this shot on Saturday: A happy Greg Oden rocks the 3 Goggles at Player Palooza #blazers @ Rose Garden Arena. It's good to see Greg smiling since the last time we saw him he was frowning while standing next to some Amazonian chick wearing nipple tassels. Quick math for you today: Oden has played 82 career NBA games & has earned $21.8mm. That's $265,853 per game. Tell that to your coworker.

Jan 28, 2012

Duke Has Some Busted Cheerleaders [PHOTOS]

Duke is a very prestigious academic institution so you know what that means. The girls aren't as hot. Here is an example of that except with a cheerleader. Sir'Dominic Pointer of St. John's gave us his best confused face. Like a hoard of zombies, the Cameron Crazies taunted the St. John's player and all tried to tough them. Check out the Blue Devils taking on St. John's after the JUMP!

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Jan 28, 2012

A Guy Fawkes Mask Made It On College Gameday [PHOTOS]

It's probably not a very good idea to fear a Guy Fawkes mask anytime other than November the 5th. Well this Arizona bro decided to do it and it got him on College Gameday. The signs today were all pretty bad ass. We caught a guy who made a face hole for his sign. many internet memes, and a "Washington is Tuuurrable" sign. The Arizona Wildcats take on the Washington Huskies tonight. Check out the madness after the  JUMP!

Jan 26, 2012

Adriana Lima In St. Barts Wearing Bikinis Today [PHOTOS]

Our ex-wife, Adriana Lima, was in St. Barts today taking part in multiple bikini photoshoots that you'll probably be seeing soon in a Victoria's Secret magazine or some other catalog. Honeybuns seems to be all the way back after pumping out a kid with her former NBA d-bag husband Marko Jaric. It still pains us that he enjoys sex with this Brazilian beauty. We figure the payback is that he is now a loser mooching off his wife's bikini modeling skills. Photos - JUMP!

Jan 25, 2012

Greg Oden Not Impressed By These Nipple Stickers [PHOTOS]

Here's what we know about the NBA career of Greg Oden - it's over. Face it, the guy is never playing again. But, we're still left with a guy who can take a random moment with a chick wearing nipple stickers and turn it into Internet gold. The short chick is named Teyana Taylor. Black dudes in the Harlem 'hood know who she is. We're really white so she's about as important to us as Elisabeth Hasselbeck is to a black dude. Anyway, this is what Teyana uploaded to Twitter. JUMP!

Jan 25, 2012

Central Michigan Vs. Ohio Women’s Basketball Fight Includes Punches [PHOTOS]

The big news flying around the Internet tonight centers around the women's basketball game at Central Michigan who is facing Ohio. Of course we only care about this because of the oddity. It's not like women's basketball players throw down that often, especially in the MAC. Boots on the ground say there were punches thrown, coaches on the floor and even ejections. (Um, someone get us the name of that blonde ref, NOW!) JUMP!

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Jan 25, 2012

#Tebowing Now Part Of High School Basketball Rush The Court Celebrations

We're told by @JJMandros that this is from last night's Desert Mountain vs. Chaparral (Arizona) basketball game where DM beat its rival and rush the court for an impromptu #Tebowing. First rush the court #Tebowing in high school basketball history? Seems to be unless one of you sends in proof of another: And here we figured the craze would die out when Baby Jesus went back to building hospitals in the Phillippines. Nope.

Alabama Head Coach Picks Nose On Television [PHOTOS]

Anthony Grant is the head coach of the Alabama Crimson Tide who travelled to Rupp Arena to take on the Kentucky Wildcats. Anthony Grant is also a guy who picks his nose on national television. It was a redneck on redneck battle between the fan bases of Alabama and Kentucky. Can you think of any more ass backwards states? Whatever, the cheerleaders were hot. JUMP!

Jan 21, 2012

College Gameday Signs: ‘Jay Bilas The Trillest’ [PHOTOS]

This may be the best College Basketball Gameday sign of all time. A picture of ESPN's sports personality Jay Bilas looking like a gangster with a sign that reads "JAY BILAS THE TRILLEST". Two bored girls sat in the background with a sign that read "The losing stops now." It may be time to get you some caffeine or amphetamines to wake you up for all of the college basketball today because gameday is in Pittsburgh. They also played the 'dating game' with the players. JUMP!

Jan 21, 2012

Kobe Losing All Three Mansions In Divorce

Prenup! Prenup! Prenup! We want prenup! That's what Kobe Bryant probably wishes he would have said right about now. Of course, hindsight is always 20/20. Kobe is giving up half of his assets to his ex-wife Vanessa. That tally comes to around $75 million and three homes. That's right, all three of the couple's homes in Newport Beach. We're sure Kobe will recover, but this one had to hurt a little bit. Check it!

Jan 20, 2012

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Jan 20, 2012

Chris Paul Dropping $8.5 Million On This Sweet Pad [Photos]

Los Angeles Clippers point guard Chris Paul -- that still sounds weird to say -- apparently likes his new locale and plans on staying a while. Paul is reportedly dropping a cool $8.5 million on a post Bel Air pad owned by Avril Lavigne. Is it worth it? Well, that's where the Fresh Prince lives and, oh yeah, it has a covered outdoor living room. A covered outdoor living room! Only in L.A. Here's a quick run through Paul's new pad. Check it!

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Jan 20, 2012

Fox Sports Sideline Reporter Jimena Sanchez Is Hottest Lakers Superfan [PHOTOS]

Of course you remember Fox Sports sideline/entertainment reporter Jimena Sanchez from October when we called her the Hottest Oakland Raiders Superfan. Well, guess who's back and claiming the Hottest Lakers Superfan title? Jimena was defending her title last night on Twitter during the Heat-Lakers game, but watched her Lakers lose, 98-87. Her team might have lost, but Jimena made sure us straight men & lesbians came out winners. JUMP!

Jan 19, 2012

No, Dari Nowkhah Didn’t Teabag This Passed Out LSU Fan [Morning Twitpic]

This comes from Tuesday's LSU-Auburn basketball game which was won by the Tigers, 65-58. Thankfully Dari Nowkhah didn't pop out his nuts & slap them against 'Dylan's' face. Nope, won't be an investigation here. As for a Rob Lowe update, his kids are giving him sh*t over the Peyton Manning retirement Twitter fiasco. As for the Indy Star, editors there didn't even write a story on the story. They used a USA Today wire story. Good work. Let's get rolling!

Jan 18, 2012

American Idol’s Brittany Kerr Is An NBA Dancer [PHOTOS]

About an hour ago on American Idol we had the chance to meet Charlotte Bobcats dancer Brittany Kerr and hear her audition with Joss Stone's Spoiled. Brittany's soulful voice, ripped jeans and exposed belly helped her land a coveted ticket to Hollywood and we instantly have a full-fledged sports angle to this season of Idol. Kerr, currently on the dance team, had a viewing party tonight & things went fairly well. Yes-no-yes. JUMP!

Jan 18, 2012

Hottest Fans Of The Miami Heat: Playmate Francesca Frigo [35 PHOTOS]

Most of your celeb sites this week have been paying attention to Playboy Playmate Fracesca Frigo because she's obviously super hot, has a giant fake rack and is in a bikini while the rest of America freezes its ass off. But we dug deeper. Found a sports angle. Made Ms. Frigo relevant to you guys who like your women to have a sports angle. It seems Ms. August 2010 is a basketball fan and even owns a baseball hat of a certain NY team. JUMP!

Jan 18, 2012

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Towering Over Hillary Clinton & Other Shorties [GALLERY]

Former Los Angeles Lakers center Kareem Abdul-Jabbar was named U.S. Cultural Ambassador by Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, whom he towers over like he towers over most everyone else. Kareem looked somewhat befuddled when Clinton gave him a children's book after he gave her a Lakers jersey. Just another great moment in Kareem Abdul-Jabbar towering over short people. We've got a gallery. Check it!

Jan 17, 2012

Dwyane Wade 30th Birthday Gift: This McLaren [PHOTOS]

Miami Heat star Dwyane Wade celebrated his 30th birthday over the weekend in Miami. It was a star-studded event. In addition to Wade's teammates stopping by, celebrities like Common, TI and Usher were in the house. Kelly Rowland serenaded Wade with Happy Birthday. Oh, and dude got a new McLaren MP4-12C, which retails for about $230,000. All in all, we'd say it was a pretty good birthday. Check it!

Jan 17, 2012

ESPN Fired Another Loser Unpaid Intern Last Night [Morning Twitpic]

Received this one from at least 6-7 of you guys but Pete in Muskegon was quicker on the trigger. "Guaranteed winner in Vegas...tomorrow night," Pete wrote. Since it's not late February I'm not even sure if MSU is #9 or #19. Someone wake me in March. In other news this morning, the guy who invented inflatable shoes (sued the shit out of Reebok over Pump) and NFL's flak jacket, died over the weekend. Also, money pouring in on the Patriots. Let's get rolling!

Jan 16, 2012

Black Guys Always Making Fun Of Our Short, White Cox [Morning Twitpic]

This is not a Photoshop job. It's really three basketball players from Ole Miss in perfect positioning this weekend. One thing led to another and the blogosphere lost its shit over this because 93% of us are white & are always feeling inferior to black dudes in the dong market. Here's the Ole Miss roster. As for the NFL, the GMen are getting +2.5. Our best bet is N.E. -7.5. T.J. Yates had opportunities. Tom Brady won't throw the INTs. Let's get rolling!

Jan 14, 2012

Tennessee Player Has Worst Pornstache In Basketball [PHOTOS]

Nice mustache Skylar MacBee. Do us all a favor and shave that horrendous facial hair off for the good of college basketball. The number 2 Kentucky Wildcats traveled to The Summitt to take on the Tennessee Volunteers. John Calipari got pissed off at one of his players, hot Tennessee cheerleaders, and a weird giant cardboard face all after the JUMP!

Jan 13, 2012

This Arkansas Basketball Coach Might Have Some Meth Issues [Cuff ‘Em]

Via News 11 (Little Rock): Officers arrested the Physical Education teacher and Assistant Girl's Basketball Coach at Maumelle High School, just after she left campus Thursday morning. "We had gotten tips from people at the school that they believed she was doing drugs on campus," said Lt. Jim Hansard with Maumelle Police. Woah, woah, woah. Don't jump to conclusions, Jimbo. What makes you think Brit is a meth head? The eyes? The caved in face? Cops, sheesh.

Jan 12, 2012

Cheerleader Of The Week: Alabama Crimson Cabaret’s Hart [PHOTOS]

The football season might be over but that just means that our guy, Asher, in charge of the Cheerleader of the Week turns his attention to basketball. As many of you know, the bigger NCAA schools have football cheerleaders, a separate basketball cheerleading unit and then a basketball dance team. Asher, ever the sleuth, has infiltrated the Alabama Crimson Cabaret to introduce you guys to Hart. Nope, not giving you freaks her last name. JUMP!

Jan 12, 2012

J.R. Smith’s Sister & Girlfriend Beefing With Basketball Fans In China [PHOTOS]

First of all, good luck to J.R. Smith's sister when she disappears in China & ends up handcuffed to a Nike factory chair where she'll be making Jordan Concords with just her left hand for 17¢/ day. What's this all about? Smith, a six-year NBA vet, went to China to play ball this year because there is massive cash to be made. He took his sister & girlfriend along for the adventure. Then last night sh*t hit the fan. His sister threw a bottle on the court and started brawling. JUMP!

Jan 12, 2012

Last Night’s NY H.S. Girls Basketball Brawl Highlighted By Dude Working Mic [VIDEO]

Look, we're not publishing this blog post to show you the high school girls' basketball fight last night in Kingston, New York. Some black chicks decide to start brawling while the white girls on the teams try to find a rock to hide behind. A few black parents come out of the stands and it's on. Fists start flying and aggressions flow over. But it's the P.A. announcer who steals the show in our minds. This white guy, obviously not used to calling street brawls, gets all white. JUMP!

Jan 10, 2012

These Drunks Drinkin’ On Mavs’ Bench Tonight With Delonte West [PHOTOS, VIDEO]

It's nearly impossible to tell when all 65 Fox affiliates are showing live basketball anymore because they don't put 'live' in the upper right corner so we thought this was some replay of Mavs-Pistons. It's actually 'live' tonight and we just happened to be 65 channels beyond where our normal surfing ends. Not even five minutes after turning it to the game, we came across these bros with the best NBA seats they'll ever get - between Vince Carter and Delonte West. Anyone got a blunt? JUMP!

Jan 5, 2012

Cole Vanderbilt Is Biggest High School Basketball Badass We’ve Ever Seen [VIDEO]

So you see #34 in white. That's Cole Vanderbilt. Looks to be a center on the Connell High School (WA) basketball team. The kid is getting destroyed across America today (front of Yahoo!) for his antics in a December 22 game against some dorkwads from Highland H.S. How crazy have things gotten today? There's a Facebook page floating around that has phone numbers for Cole and his thug teammate who took part in a couple rough foul calls. You make the call - JUMP!

Jan 4, 2012

Drunken Mark Cuban & Notre Dame Nose Tackle In Miami On New Year’s [PHOTOS]

While the douchebags at Around the Horn are debating whether Mark Cuban is right about the NBA being jerkoffs for not scheduling them into Washington D.C. to visit the Prez, we were investigating reports of Mark in Miami for New Year's. What we know is that Cuban was hammered (or just looked that way) at Wet Bar Miami, according to those in attendance, including a Notre Dame nose tackle. Frosted Flakes shirt on New Year's for a 53-year-old-man? Ok. JUMP!

Jan 4, 2012

Newspaper: Baron Davis Out With Herniated Dick [PHOTO]

It's the typo that is causing lots of LOLs around the basketball and newspaper world as the Charlotte Observer seemed to have some deadline issues with this morning's sports page. Of course newspaper/media insider Jim Romenesko went searching for answers. A sports editor tried to explain how a copy editor went to correct the disc spelling to disk and instead ended up with dick. Ahh, old media, so embarrassed by a random 'dick' in the newspaper (via @RosinskiBill)

Jan 2, 2012

Olivia Wilde Is A Kansas Basketball Fan [PHOTOS]

While the Hollywood gossip blogs are concentrating on news Olivia Wilde and SNL funny guy Jason Sudeikis dating news, we're busy comprehending what this means to Kansas basketball. You see, Sudeikis is from Overland Park, Kansas. He's a diehard KU fan. And now he's responsible for taking his hot chick to see the Jayhawks destroy Howard last week, 89-34. Need proof that funny guys can still pull A-list poon? This is case study #1. JUMP!

Jan 1, 2012

LeBron Engaged To Girlfriend Savannah Brinson [PHOTOS]

How big was last night in the sports world? Huge if you're Savannah Brinson, longtime girlfriend & baby mamma of LeBron James' two boys, the youngest born in 2004. LeBron, during a birthday/New Year's party, asked Savannah to marry him. Of course the ring is gigantic. We're not wasting time looking up the value. Let's just say it's worth more than your house. Brinson has been with LeBron since high school, making her the most patient woman in NBA history. JUMP!

Dec 31, 2011

Mr. Cunnilingus Was At Pacers-Cavs Last Night: Name Him! [PHOTO]

Thanks to the guys at The Big Lead we get to see Mr. Cunnilingus this morning saluting the ladies during overtime of the Pacers 98-91 win over the Cavs. We're guessing Indiana student, Christmas break, climbs mountains (hence the North Face coat) and had at least 5-6 cold ones during this classic tilt. Now comes your part. Name his ass. Let's find a woman who can either support or reject Mr. Cunnilingus. This shouldn't take too long:

Dec 29, 2011

Minnesota Sports Is Pathetic: Sportsperson Of Year Is WNBA Player!

Things are bad in Minnesota. Real bad. Their sports teams are so wretched they went and named a WNBA player their sportsperson of the year. Yeah, we know the Minnesota Lynx won the WNBA title... or at least we do now. They really had no other choice but to name Seimone Augustus their sportsperson of the year because, well, the rest of their teams blow. Here's a look at how this all went down. It ain't pretty. Check it!

Dec 29, 2011

Michael Jordan’s Plane Is In Virgin Islands Without Him [Flight Tracker]

Michael Jordan is engaged, this we know. Jordan popped the question to Yvette Prieto on Christmas & on Tuesday morning he didn't jump in Air 1 & didn't take off from Miami for the Virgin Islands. There's been wild speculation that the couple was celebrating their engagement on the French Riviera, which would be impossible since MJ was sitting with Cam Newton during last night's Heat-Bobcats game in Charlotte. But his insane jet is in the Virgin Islands. JUMP!

Dec 29, 2011

Michael Jordan Engaged To Yvette Prieto [PHOTOS]

WCNC is Charlotte is reporting that Michael Jordan has popped the question to longtime girlfriend Yvette Prieto. The source responsible for the engagement news leak says that MJ did the deed on Christmas Day. He then watched the Bobcats season opener with Derek Jeter on Monday. Boss move, Prieto. That's how a guy puts his foot down and claims his turf. You get a ring, access to his millions and His Airness gets to talk Nike with Jetes. PHOTOS of Prieto - JUMP!

Dec 28, 2011

Sixth Grader Damon Harge Plays Ball With High Schoolers [Video]

He's only in sixth grade, but ESPN has already called him the next hoops phenom. And with good reason. Damon Harge has some sick moves on the court for anyone, much less someone who's 12. He dominates the top talent his own age and he holds his own against high schoolers. That's right, he plays at the varsity level against some college-ready talent. Wanna see what all they hype is about? Check the video.

Dec 27, 2011

Boss Move: Mark Cuban Sweating All Over Dallas Media Before Heat-Mavs

We'd read earlier this year that Mark Cuban had this weird way of getting ready for a Mavs basketball game, especially during the 2011 NBA Finals. The guy literally gets on a stair climber and gets in a workout. Oh, & because he's a showman, Cuban also allows the media in to ask questions. Take this Sunday. There was Cubes, 30 minutes before showtime on his stair climber, catching the end of the Celtics-Knicks and just showering the Dallas media with billionaire sweat. JUMP!