Rodney Hood Grabbed a Handful of Semi Ojeley’s Junk

Celtics forward Semi Ojeleye was somewhat violated during the second quarter of tonight’s Game 2 after Rodney Hood placed his hand on the big man’s family jewels to break his fall. Most people were probably too busy complaining about a blown call to notice it, but fortunately we are here to pick up on the finer details of the game:

Hood’s 2018 postseason highlights in a nutshell: general ineffectiveness in all aspects of the game, refusing to play garbage time, copping a feel on Ojeleye. Not great!

How’s he doing tonight? He has taken no shots and has one rebound and one assist in seven minutes of action. Hopefully you didn’t put money on any of his prop bets tonight (or ever).