We say legit because our friends at MassHoleSports.com set the Internet on fire yesterday with a NSFW Photoshop of the sign on the right. Of course the Sidney five holer is from like 2009. Argue amongst yourselves. In college basketball news, the BC inbox was flooded this weekend with #KUBoobs photos. Like we said on Friday, best news of a Kansas-Kentucky final was that there would be another #KUBoobs post later today. Let's get rolling!
The Dallas Stars were in Vancouver last night and for some reason there seemed to be an inordinate amount of Stars' jersey chasers hanging on the glass during warmups. And one backwards hat bro. Of course some Stars fatty was holding a sign for goalie Kari Lehtonen. One thing led to another and Kari launched a puck in the fatty's direction. The bad part? Kari drilled the dude instead of the fatty. JUMP!
Former NHLer Adam Foote had this Colorado Avalanche bunk bed commissioned and now it's the basis of on Etsy member's business empire. Meet the $13,000 Zamboni bunk. Foote spent 19 years in the NHL, all but 3 within Avalanche/Nordiques organization, so it seems logical he'd want his kids to have a killer bunk. Enter the craftsmanship of Rick Brochu. This guy even tricked out the Zamboni. JUMP!
Poor kid, can't buy a break these days - concussions & nose bleeds. This running nose resulted after getting hit in the face with a puck last night against the Islanders. He'd return, though, and the Pens would lose 5-3. In Final Four news, so a college football playoff system wouldn't work because teams would miss school time. right? The Louisville basketball team has missed three straight weeks of class. Not our words, comes straight from UL mouths. Let's get rolling!
ECHLer Trent Campbell isn't your typical loser in Florida ripping off taxis while out drinking with his boys. This guy has 16 goals & 34 assists this season for the South Carolina Stingrays. He's 29. Only has 39 penalty minutes. How drunk was Campbell Saturday? Must have been really, really hammered to steal a taxi. JUMP!
If you're like us, you've wondered what it would be like to take a skate to the face. Well, here's a partial answer. Portland Pirates forward Ryan Duncan did just that during a game on Sunday. There's now a nasty gash across his face, but he seems to be in good spirits. After a little time -- actually, a lot of time -- Duncan was patched up. While he's not quite as good as new, he at least took the time to share a photo of the injury with everyone. JUMP!
No idea how old this Ovi photo is. One of you hockey dorks will feel the need to destroy us, saying how 'old' this Russian Sex Cannon pic is. Send your love: email@example.com - will be waiting. In NBA news, how about last night's performance from the Orlando Magic. 59 points - in a single NBA game. 11 4th quarter points. 35% from the field. In NFL news, the Broncos went from 70-1 Super Bowl favorites to 10-1 to win it all with Manning. Let's get rolling!
Of course Gina Lynn had sex with former Philadelphia Flyers pretty boy Scottie Upshall. Remember this photo from the early days of BC? Porn star Gina Lynn having a pizza party with a couple members of the Flyers? Remember Gina's rack in that shear dress? Of course you do. Now Gina's ex-husband is telling how she had sex with Upshall - while married. And Gina's not denying it. JUMP!
Here's what we know about the lovely Alexis Augusto: she's a sports freak. No, we're not talking about these bimbos who hang at a sports bar and act like they know about sports. Alexis is legitimately into the sports world. Miami Dolphins cheerleader? Check. Florida Panthers Ice Dancer? Check. Florida Atlantic cheerleader? Check. Yankees fan? Check. Alabama Crimson Tide fan? Check. New Orleans Saints fan? Check. Jets fan? Check. JUMP!
Would hate for it to get any later in the week without showing you guys what the Green Men pulled off Saturday night during the Canucks game against Montreal. Backstory: In December, the Canadiens promoted a coach to the top position and, for the first time in team history, that coach couldn't speak French. In NBA news, another loss for #Linsanity. Derrick Rose was 12-of-29 from the field and dropped 32. Guess who was guarding him? Let's get rolling!
Vancouver police want the locals to know they're still looking for the punks who destroyed the city after the Canucks lost to Boston in the 2011 Stanley Cup. The fuzz has gone to the extreme of creating posters (70,000 posters) that are now being handed out around Vancouver. Not certain, but this might be a North American first. Vancouver won't rest until these bros are brought to justice. JUMP!
Our fascination with strippers and their love of sports is well documented. You show us a stripper who doesn't know the top 50 athletes in the United States and we'll show you an out-of-work - or struggling - stripper in Montana. First lesson in making money - know your customers. We've also mentioned that if a stripper or model wants to get attention on Twitter these days, she needs to wear team colors. It seems Nikki Benz is buying into our argument. JUMP!
You know how we know this parent Joseph Cordes takes his daughter's hockey games too seriously? How far would you go to help your daughter's team get an advantage during a high school hockey game? Would you stand in the corner of an arena and shoot a laser pointer into the eyes of the opposing goalie? Are you that crazy? Well, Cordes is. And now the cops want to have a word with Super Dad. JUMP!
The Edmonton Oilers Twitter account (
@NHL_Oilers) caught up with this guy during last night's 3-1 home loss to Dallas. His name? Kim Martin. Not joking. Now that our meager NHL coverage is out of the way, let's turn our attention to baseball. The Yankees got started last night with a 11-0 drubbing of USF. The real action gets going today with a full schedule highlighted by Yankees-Phillies. First pitch - 1:05. Indians-Reds at 3:05. Let's get rolling!
Most coaches just slink away to the locker room, maybe hurl a few choice epithets at the ref when they get ejected from a game. Not Toledo Walleyes coach Nick Vitucci. No, Vitucci throws shit, or at least he did when he got ejected from an ECHL game against Wheeling last week. After getting tossed, Vitucci threw several water bottles and even a stick at the ref before leaving. Well done, Nick. Well done. JUMP!
Yes, there was a small story out last summer about the 2011 Miss USA Alyssa Campanella being a Vancouver Canucks fan. There was a slight buzz about Campanella having this fascination with the Canucks and that she might be a traitor. But, without photos of her actually being a traitor, the bulldog Internet media backed off its yellow journalism. Um, but now we have photos of Campanella cheating on the U.S.A. How dare she? JUMP!
Gotta give Rob Gronkowski credit for being a man of his word and not backing out of his puck-spiking gig at last night's Worcester Sharks game. There was Gronk, cast on his ankle from his recent surgery, spiking a puck on one leg after being driven to center ice while sitting on the tailgate of a truck. Can't really blame the guy for showing up even with injury when he only made $405,000 in base salary this season. JUMP!
Of course you can type in fantasy RTs to your favorite hot chick on Twitter. Just follow Edmonton Oilers D Ryan Whitney's lead on how to get in Kate Upton's virtual pants: fake RT her. Whitney really did celebrate his 29th birthday yesterday and was thinking what every other pig out there was thinking - motorboating Kate Upton would be the best birthday gift - EVER! Of course someone is going to take this out of context & have Upton dating Whitney. Can't wait.
Remember the Vancouver riots after the Stanley Cup and how the idiots involved acted like they were Euro scum? Guys such as the Raging CanAsian who thought he was Billy Badass with his designer glasses and a Canucks shirt? Well, the morons aren't finished being Euro-Canadian douchebags. Here's the church where Bruins LW Milan Lucic took the cup on his visitation day and where family still visits for services. JUMP!
Let's be clear about this to those of you born in 1990-present and we know there are many of you. Wayne Gretzky NEVER played for the Chicago Blackhawks so don't be going on Twitter and telling your boys that you're getting a Gretzky Blackhawks home sweater. They shouldn't exist. Same goes for the road sweater. This is Wayne at his fantasy camp where campers pay an estimated $12,000 to put Wayne in whatever sweater you wish. JUMP!
Washington Capitals forward Alexander Ovechkin has a new pad and, well... we're not all that impressed. The joint is big, that's for sure. It cost a lot of money -- $4.2 million to be exact. There's nothing terribly special about it, though. First of all, it's in Virginia. Second of all, it has none of the stupid, garish things athletes have in their homes. Not even a pool. The coolest thing here is Ovechkin's giant deck. Take a look for yourself.
So you're a Canadian kid attending the 2012 NHL All Star Game in Ottawa, well don't disrespect the good ol' US of A during our National Anthem. This little douchebag was talking the entire time the camera was on him and then put his huge hat over his head. Show some respect son. During the skills portion of the NFL All Star Game a goalie went Tebowing and actually blocked the shot. Check all this out and more after the JUMP!
Of course BC was starting to wonder if Matthew Barnaby would ever return to Twitter after his insane early December DUI arrest. Our hero was driving on the rim of his Porsche with sparks flying all over the road. The former NHLer had also hit something along his route home from the bar. It was one of those moments where it would seem logical to step away from alcohol for possibly ever. Pfft, not Barns. Dude is back on Twitter & drinking - Pepsi? JUMP!
We'll have more on this tomorrow, but quickly, NHL All-Star Draft viewers are unloading on Alyonka Larionov who is getting her big TV break as a social media sideline reporter tonight. Her dad is Igor, the famous Russian who had huge success in the NHL with Detroit. Alyonka, once the arm candy of Alex Ovechkin, has been working her way up the hockey media landscape & viewers aren't digging the rookie. Twitter isn't being very nice. JUMP!
If you like grizzly injuries, then we've got a treat for you! Washington Capitals forward Matt Hendricks suffered one of the most disgusting ear injuries we've ever seen after catching a bouncing Alex Ovechkin shot in the side of his head. The shot split Hendricks' ear nearly in half. Of course, he just got some stitches and was back on the ice the next day. Here's the story and the disgusting photo. Check it!
You want a piece of sports history? Well, it's going to cost you... big time. Defenseman Ken Morrow's Miracle On Ice jersey is up for auction and guess what. The price is rising pretty quickly. The auction started at $5,000, but the price was already past $11,000 Friday afternoon. Oh, and there's 20-odd days left for bidding. We're gonna guess this one goes for somewhere north of $20,000. Take a look for yourself and throw down a bid!
Thanks to our friends @CrossingBroad last night for having their eyes open for Flyers Middle Finger/Backwards Hat Guy. We stopped paying attention at 3-0 NYI & figure Philly bro went home and beat his dog. AFC/NFC Championship weekend is finally here and that means BC will be in Vegas for the festivities. Kevin The Intern is busting his Vegas cherry on this trip. Of course we're treating. The guy is 30 days out of Purdue, mooching off our BJ stack. Let's get rolling!
Oilers left winger Taylor Hall took a skate across his head the other night in Columbus - during warmups. A freak fall resulted in Hall taking out his teammate and Corey Potter trying to avoid the bodies strewn across the ice. No chance. Potter's skate clipped Hall's head and you now get a look at what a skate can do to a face. Not a good look. JUMP!
In case you forgot or were passed out that day, BC told you that WWE Diva Kelly Kelly was dating Dallas Stars' defenseman Sheldon Souray. True, not the biggest of stories but you idiots seem to like wrestling - alot - so we have to tell you about Kelly's birthday party over the weekend where her narcissism was turned into a cake with her likeness. The good news for us, Souray and his bro Eric Nystrom tweeted about eating the boobs. JUMP!
There's growing buzz this morning within the MLK Day black face message board community about Bruins black face fan at last night's Florida Panthers game in South Florida. Portnoy at Barstool posted an image this morning of Black Face slapping the glass during the 3-2 Bruins shootout victory. Of course we started looking around and of course there was Black Face and his broads before the game. How doesn't this guy get his ass kicked regularly? JUMP!
The Bibi Jones freight train just won't stop thanks to the record-breaking season from Rob Gronkowski and her ability to detect trends. Guys like sports. Guys like porn. Guys like chicks with implants. Guys like hot chicks in jerseys. Guys even like porn stars in ECHL hockey jerseys. So guess who Bibi was repping at her stripping gig this weekend in Reading, Pa.? The home team. Greatest free marketing that stupid hockey team has ever received. JUMP!
At this point it's nearly impossible to keep track of what WWE Diva is dating professional athletes. Out of the blue we learn that Torrie Wilson is taking A-Rod to meet her family in Boise. Cloon-dog is parading Keibler around the world. Now we find out that Kelly Kelly is dating the Dallas Stars defenseman Sheldon Souray, via a New Year's party with fellow Stars' WAGs. This guy scores 250+ points in the NHL and lands Kelly Kelly. Strange world, indeed. JUMP!
BC reader Ryan R. was watching the Winter Classic Alumni game last night and about lost his shit when this blonde turned up on the VS broadcast. "Awkward Interview during the NHL Winter Classic Alumni Game on 12/31/2011. However, great picture during that interview…." Kinda has that Elin Nordegren look going on. God help us if that doesn't say New York under her scarf. We've given you the hints, now it's time to do work: firstname.lastname@example.org
What's the biggest news out of the 2012 Winter Classic besides the 50-degree temps and the likelihood that the ice at Citizens Bank Park will be slush? How about the 1-2 WAG force the NY Rangers bring to the Classic behind LW Brandon Prust & C Brad Richards. Prust has been flaunting French import Marie-Pier Morin on HBO's 24/7 while Richards has turned into a tabloid célébrité thanks to his burgeoning relationship with G4's Olivia Munn. JUMP!
So earlier this week we innocently asked why the Gretzkys were acting so hard in their Christmas card and a day later the Toronto Star picks up the story and runs with it. One thing leads to another and Canadians are comparing the Gretzkys to the Kardashians and eventually leads to Paulina Gretzky - once again - in a Twitter drama. Then we open the inbox this morning and the Gretzky Christmas card photographer is emailing us. JUMP!
HBO's 24/7 series for the NHL Winter Classic rolled along last night with the inside look at the Rangers ugly sweater Christmas party. The highlight was obviously this reindeer 3-way sweater worn by defenseman Michael Del Zotto, who's just 21-years-old. We keep hearing NY & Philly bloggers raving about this show because there are lots of f-bombs and reindeer three-ways. Finally, people giving a f*ck about the NHL. It's a miracle! Forecast for the Classic - 54 & sunny!