First of all, solid offensive performance by the 76ers last night against the Bulls in Game 5. 32% from the field, 70% from the line and 69 points. Evan Turner's line: 2-of-7, 4 TO & 4 points. It almost seemed like something was bothering him. Poor, poor night for Philly as a whole. The 76ers lose, the Flyers get knocked out of the NHL playoffs & the Phillies lose to the Mets, giving them last place in East. Let's get rolling!
Wait, wasn't Rex Ryan a Philadelphia Flyers fan just a couple years ago? Remember that night where his fat girth was on display in Carolina? Now he's rooting for the Devils in the NHL playoffs during Game 4? Yes, he was. Game 5 is tonight in Philly so there's still time for Flyers fan to make the appropriate taunt sign. 7:30 puck drop. Don't let this go without a reaction, Philly and Rangers fan. (via @regantriciann)
Chicago Blackhawks stud Patrick Kane was in Madison, Wisconsin over the weekend for the Mifflin Street party, an annual rite of spring for Wisconsin students who've bored of bonging beers and chasing tail at house parties all winter. Time to hit the streets! Kaner, a 23-year-old legendary partier, did it up in Wisky, even wearing a fratty shirt and a sweet blue hat so he blended in with the losers who'll be unemployed in a couple of weeks. PHOTOS! JUMP!
One of these icebombs goes by @jiu_no on Twitter. Thinking she's the 'H.' We're certain that their Phoenix Coyotes have a 2-0 lead over Nashville with Game 3 at Nashville on Wednesday. Let us know if you see these three in the wild just walking around Scottsdale with their body paint. Say hello for us. In NBA news, can we just get rid of the garbage teams and get this shitshow over already? Lakers-Heat Finals and we're done by May 18. Let's get rolling!
Oh, poor Wayne Gretzky. His daughter, Paulina, is in Vegas this weekend partying like a champ at Tao Beach and one of her friends goes and uploads a semi-SFW crotch shot to Instagram. The rest is history. We're pretty sure Paulina and girlfriends were in town for a bachelorette party. Like it really matters. What matters at the end of the day is that this chick is just as crazy as you thought – and then some. Best photos of The Great One's daughter you'll ever see – JUMP!
What did we learn last night in the NHL? Don Cherry always has one more ridiculous suit jacket after the one you thought was the most ridiculous. Oh, and that the Boston Bruins couldn't get out of the first round of the playoffs. Tough break, Boston fan. Moving on, it's NFL Draft Day! You're able to watch the draft live on NFL.com so don't bother with Chris Berman & his blowhard cohorts. Big prediction: The Patriots will trade out of the first round. Let's get rolling!
So the NHL has to be freaking out over what's happening in the playoffs, right? The Sedin Sisters are out. Sids & Malks are history. The Rangers are on the brink with a 3-2 hole. Boston heads to a Game 7. Detroit is gone. Chicago trails 3-2. At this point, for the sake of business, we need the Flyers to win the Cup. In MLB news, at what point do the Red Sox fire Bobby V.? The team is 4-10 and only a rainout can stop the5-game losing streak. Let's get rolling!
Our old friend Alexis, the Florida Panthers ice dancer profiled in March, is back with what is about to help her rise from the 300 follower level on Twitter. 371 this morning to be exact. How is that possible, you morons? You'll follow idiots like Demi Moore, meanwhile @AlexisDAugusto is dropping Jets jersey underboob. Get your asses in gear and give Alexis a follow. (Guessing we'll get more underboob when that 1k mark is surpassed.) JUMP!
They're back on in Pittsburgh tonight for Game 5 of the Eastern Conference quarters. It is a Friday night so we expect some sort of crazy shit to go down with the Yinzers. Can't believe there hasn't been some Pens-Flyers fan ass kickings in this series. YouTube has been firing blanks. Nothing. Step up your game, drunks. You Pittsburgh hardos going to let Philly drop Brokeback Mountain movie posters on Sids & Malks? This cannot stand. Let's get rolling!
Solid effort from the Flyers goaltending and defense last night in its 10-3 loss in Game 4. If you're going to lose you might as well get your ass kicked. Get the ass kicking out of the system. Come back strong in Game 5 and finish off Sids. Yes, your new semi-NSFW hero/goon Zac Rinaldo was thrown out for this in a blowout. Vancouver also survived elimination. In Columbian hooker news, make sure to check out the NY Post cover this morning. Great stuff. Let's get rolling!
Ever heard of Philadelphia Flyers goon Zac Rinaldo? Yeah, we hadn't either. Looked up his stats and realized this guy compiled 232 PIMs in the regular season and racked up 16 PIMs in Game 3 against the Penguins. Then we went to YouTube to watch him fight Zenon Konopka. Not a great brawl, but proof that he drops 'em early and often. So, of course, we're kinda figuring we'll be getting our asses kicked over these mirror pics. Sorry, brah. JUMP!
Don't worry, there will be no Stanley Cup runners-up rioting this summer in Vancouver thanks to the L.A. Kings 3-0 series lead on the Canucks. That's right, #8 seed vs. #1 seed. 3-0 with two of the next three in California. Yes, you can buy your own Sedin Sisters t-shirt for only $17.99. In baseball news, the Dodgers this weekend turned one of the craziest triple plays in baseball history. The lesson here, kids, is to confuse the umpires into believing this is a triple play. Let's get rolling!
How excited was Bruins fan after the team pulled out a 1-0 victory in OT against the Caps? So excited they banged on a pane of glass until it crashed down on center David Krejci. Not a joke. Straight to the melon. Our friends at Bob's Blitz has the video if you want to watch. In NFL news, Peyton Manning made some personal phone calls this week – to the Indy media. Why? To thank them for their work over the years. Ahh, shucks. Gonna cry. Let's get rolling!
Yes, it's that time of year when NHL hockey players get all superstitious and grow ridiculous beards. It's also that time of year when NHL puck bunnies get serious about their sweater chasing. All roads lead to one goal whether you're a NHL veteran or puck bunny - sleeping with the Stanley Cup. Look at what happened last year after the Boston Bruins won Lord Stanley. Bunnies went nuts over Tyler Seguin & Brad Marchand. The journey starts tonight. JUMP!
The Stanley Cup playoffs begin this week and you should take note. They're the best playoffs in pro sports. Yeah, you read that right. We're here to tell you why and we're also doing our public service. Unless you're Canadian -- and we're sorry if you are -- you probably don't know much about the Stanley Cup, which has to be coolest trophy in sports. Consider this your need to know. Have at it!
Busted Coverage is putting together a personalized baseball jersey project where we track the best and worst from MLB fans. You have 160 games to snap photos of baseball jerseys. BC wants the great ones (exp: #69 jerseys) and the ones like #15 Tebow spotted today outside Camden Yards. Bonus points if a hot chick is wearing the jersey. Send in the pics & if they're worthy you'll get a post: firstname.lastname@example.org
Kudos to the TMZ camera guys for staking out some L.A. restaurant last night where they found Paulina Gretzky exiting and wearing this insane dress. Of course we all know that Paulina loves to dress provocatively, yet hadn't gotten to the sideboob stage. This is a game changer. It's just a matter of time before this chick is dating someone on the Clippers or Kings. Can't see her getting through the summer without a seven-figure star taking her to Cabo. JUMP!
We say legit because our friends at MassHoleSports.com set the Internet on fire yesterday with a NSFW Photoshop of the sign on the right. Of course the Sidney five holer is from like 2009. Argue amongst yourselves. In college basketball news, the BC inbox was flooded this weekend with #KUBoobs photos. Like we said on Friday, best news of a Kansas-Kentucky final was that there would be another #KUBoobs post later today. Let's get rolling!
The Dallas Stars were in Vancouver last night and for some reason there seemed to be an inordinate amount of Stars' jersey chasers hanging on the glass during warmups. And one backwards hat bro. Of course some Stars fatty was holding a sign for goalie Kari Lehtonen. One thing led to another and Kari launched a puck in the fatty's direction. The bad part? Kari drilled the dude instead of the fatty. JUMP!
Former NHLer Adam Foote had this Colorado Avalanche bunk bed commissioned and now it's the basis of on Etsy member's business empire. Meet the $13,000 Zamboni bunk. Foote spent 19 years in the NHL, all but 3 within Avalanche/Nordiques organization, so it seems logical he'd want his kids to have a killer bunk. Enter the craftsmanship of Rick Brochu. This guy even tricked out the Zamboni. JUMP!
Poor kid, can't buy a break these days - concussions & nose bleeds. This running nose resulted after getting hit in the face with a puck last night against the Islanders. He'd return, though, and the Pens would lose 5-3. In Final Four news, so a college football playoff system wouldn't work because teams would miss school time. right? The Louisville basketball team has missed three straight weeks of class. Not our words, comes straight from UL mouths. Let's get rolling!
ECHLer Trent Campbell isn't your typical loser in Florida ripping off taxis while out drinking with his boys. This guy has 16 goals & 34 assists this season for the South Carolina Stingrays. He's 29. Only has 39 penalty minutes. How drunk was Campbell Saturday? Must have been really, really hammered to steal a taxi. JUMP!
If you're like us, you've wondered what it would be like to take a skate to the face. Well, here's a partial answer. Portland Pirates forward Ryan Duncan did just that during a game on Sunday. There's now a nasty gash across his face, but he seems to be in good spirits. After a little time -- actually, a lot of time -- Duncan was patched up. While he's not quite as good as new, he at least took the time to share a photo of the injury with everyone. JUMP!
No idea how old this Ovi photo is. One of you hockey dorks will feel the need to destroy us, saying how 'old' this Russian Sex Cannon pic is. Send your love: email@example.com - will be waiting. In NBA news, how about last night's performance from the Orlando Magic. 59 points - in a single NBA game. 11 4th quarter points. 35% from the field. In NFL news, the Broncos went from 70-1 Super Bowl favorites to 10-1 to win it all with Manning. Let's get rolling!
Of course Gina Lynn had sex with former Philadelphia Flyers pretty boy Scottie Upshall. Remember this photo from the early days of BC? Porn star Gina Lynn having a pizza party with a couple members of the Flyers? Remember Gina's rack in that shear dress? Of course you do. Now Gina's ex-husband is telling how she had sex with Upshall - while married. And Gina's not denying it. JUMP!
Here's what we know about the lovely Alexis Augusto: she's a sports freak. No, we're not talking about these bimbos who hang at a sports bar and act like they know about sports. Alexis is legitimately into the sports world. Miami Dolphins cheerleader? Check. Florida Panthers Ice Dancer? Check. Florida Atlantic cheerleader? Check. Yankees fan? Check. Alabama Crimson Tide fan? Check. New Orleans Saints fan? Check. Jets fan? Check. JUMP!
Would hate for it to get any later in the week without showing you guys what the Green Men pulled off Saturday night during the Canucks game against Montreal. Backstory: In December, the Canadiens promoted a coach to the top position and, for the first time in team history, that coach couldn't speak French. In NBA news, another loss for #Linsanity. Derrick Rose was 12-of-29 from the field and dropped 32. Guess who was guarding him? Let's get rolling!
Vancouver police want the locals to know they're still looking for the punks who destroyed the city after the Canucks lost to Boston in the 2011 Stanley Cup. The fuzz has gone to the extreme of creating posters (70,000 posters) that are now being handed out around Vancouver. Not certain, but this might be a North American first. Vancouver won't rest until these bros are brought to justice. JUMP!
Our fascination with strippers and their love of sports is well documented. You show us a stripper who doesn't know the top 50 athletes in the United States and we'll show you an out-of-work - or struggling - stripper in Montana. First lesson in making money - know your customers. We've also mentioned that if a stripper or model wants to get attention on Twitter these days, she needs to wear team colors. It seems Nikki Benz is buying into our argument. JUMP!
You know how we know this parent Joseph Cordes takes his daughter's hockey games too seriously? How far would you go to help your daughter's team get an advantage during a high school hockey game? Would you stand in the corner of an arena and shoot a laser pointer into the eyes of the opposing goalie? Are you that crazy? Well, Cordes is. And now the cops want to have a word with Super Dad. JUMP!
The Edmonton Oilers Twitter account (
@NHL_Oilers) caught up with this guy during last night's 3-1 home loss to Dallas. His name? Kim Martin. Not joking. Now that our meager NHL coverage is out of the way, let's turn our attention to baseball. The Yankees got started last night with a 11-0 drubbing of USF. The real action gets going today with a full schedule highlighted by Yankees-Phillies. First pitch - 1:05. Indians-Reds at 3:05. Let's get rolling!
Most coaches just slink away to the locker room, maybe hurl a few choice epithets at the ref when they get ejected from a game. Not Toledo Walleyes coach Nick Vitucci. No, Vitucci throws shit, or at least he did when he got ejected from an ECHL game against Wheeling last week. After getting tossed, Vitucci threw several water bottles and even a stick at the ref before leaving. Well done, Nick. Well done. JUMP!
Yes, there was a small story out last summer about the 2011 Miss USA Alyssa Campanella being a Vancouver Canucks fan. There was a slight buzz about Campanella having this fascination with the Canucks and that she might be a traitor. But, without photos of her actually being a traitor, the bulldog Internet media backed off its yellow journalism. Um, but now we have photos of Campanella cheating on the U.S.A. How dare she? JUMP!
Gotta give Rob Gronkowski credit for being a man of his word and not backing out of his puck-spiking gig at last night's Worcester Sharks game. There was Gronk, cast on his ankle from his recent surgery, spiking a puck on one leg after being driven to center ice while sitting on the tailgate of a truck. Can't really blame the guy for showing up even with injury when he only made $405,000 in base salary this season. JUMP!
Of course you can type in fantasy RTs to your favorite hot chick on Twitter. Just follow Edmonton Oilers D Ryan Whitney's lead on how to get in Kate Upton's virtual pants: fake RT her. Whitney really did celebrate his 29th birthday yesterday and was thinking what every other pig out there was thinking - motorboating Kate Upton would be the best birthday gift - EVER! Of course someone is going to take this out of context & have Upton dating Whitney. Can't wait.
Remember the Vancouver riots after the Stanley Cup and how the idiots involved acted like they were Euro scum? Guys such as the Raging CanAsian who thought he was Billy Badass with his designer glasses and a Canucks shirt? Well, the morons aren't finished being Euro-Canadian douchebags. Here's the church where Bruins LW Milan Lucic took the cup on his visitation day and where family still visits for services. JUMP!