Of course you can type in fantasy RTs to your favorite hot chick on Twitter. Just follow Edmonton Oilers D Ryan Whitney's lead on how to get in Kate Upton's virtual pants: fake RT her. Whitney really did celebrate his 29th birthday yesterday and was thinking what every other pig out there was thinking - motorboating Kate Upton would be the best birthday gift - EVER! Of course someone is going to take this out of context & have Upton dating Whitney. Can't wait.
Remember the Vancouver riots after the Stanley Cup and how the idiots involved acted like they were Euro scum? Guys such as the Raging CanAsian who thought he was Billy Badass with his designer glasses and a Canucks shirt? Well, the morons aren't finished being Euro-Canadian douchebags. Here's the church where Bruins LW Milan Lucic took the cup on his visitation day and where family still visits for services. JUMP!
Let's be clear about this to those of you born in 1990-present and we know there are many of you. Wayne Gretzky NEVER played for the Chicago Blackhawks so don't be going on Twitter and telling your boys that you're getting a Gretzky Blackhawks home sweater. They shouldn't exist. Same goes for the road sweater. This is Wayne at his fantasy camp where campers pay an estimated $12,000 to put Wayne in whatever sweater you wish. JUMP!
Washington Capitals forward Alexander Ovechkin has a new pad and, well... we're not all that impressed. The joint is big, that's for sure. It cost a lot of money -- $4.2 million to be exact. There's nothing terribly special about it, though. First of all, it's in Virginia. Second of all, it has none of the stupid, garish things athletes have in their homes. Not even a pool. The coolest thing here is Ovechkin's giant deck. Take a look for yourself.
So you're a Canadian kid attending the 2012 NHL All Star Game in Ottawa, well don't disrespect the good ol' US of A during our National Anthem. This little douchebag was talking the entire time the camera was on him and then put his huge hat over his head. Show some respect son. During the skills portion of the NFL All Star Game a goalie went Tebowing and actually blocked the shot. Check all this out and more after the JUMP!
Of course BC was starting to wonder if Matthew Barnaby would ever return to Twitter after his insane early December DUI arrest. Our hero was driving on the rim of his Porsche with sparks flying all over the road. The former NHLer had also hit something along his route home from the bar. It was one of those moments where it would seem logical to step away from alcohol for possibly ever. Pfft, not Barns. Dude is back on Twitter & drinking - Pepsi? JUMP!
We'll have more on this tomorrow, but quickly, NHL All-Star Draft viewers are unloading on Alyonka Larionov who is getting her big TV break as a social media sideline reporter tonight. Her dad is Igor, the famous Russian who had huge success in the NHL with Detroit. Alyonka, once the arm candy of Alex Ovechkin, has been working her way up the hockey media landscape & viewers aren't digging the rookie. Twitter isn't being very nice. JUMP!
If you like grizzly injuries, then we've got a treat for you! Washington Capitals forward Matt Hendricks suffered one of the most disgusting ear injuries we've ever seen after catching a bouncing Alex Ovechkin shot in the side of his head. The shot split Hendricks' ear nearly in half. Of course, he just got some stitches and was back on the ice the next day. Here's the story and the disgusting photo. Check it!
You want a piece of sports history? Well, it's going to cost you... big time. Defenseman Ken Morrow's Miracle On Ice jersey is up for auction and guess what. The price is rising pretty quickly. The auction started at $5,000, but the price was already past $11,000 Friday afternoon. Oh, and there's 20-odd days left for bidding. We're gonna guess this one goes for somewhere north of $20,000. Take a look for yourself and throw down a bid!
Thanks to our friends @CrossingBroad last night for having their eyes open for Flyers Middle Finger/Backwards Hat Guy. We stopped paying attention at 3-0 NYI & figure Philly bro went home and beat his dog. AFC/NFC Championship weekend is finally here and that means BC will be in Vegas for the festivities. Kevin The Intern is busting his Vegas cherry on this trip. Of course we're treating. The guy is 30 days out of Purdue, mooching off our BJ stack. Let's get rolling!
Oilers left winger Taylor Hall took a skate across his head the other night in Columbus - during warmups. A freak fall resulted in Hall taking out his teammate and Corey Potter trying to avoid the bodies strewn across the ice. No chance. Potter's skate clipped Hall's head and you now get a look at what a skate can do to a face. Not a good look. JUMP!
In case you forgot or were passed out that day, BC told you that WWE Diva Kelly Kelly was dating Dallas Stars' defenseman Sheldon Souray. True, not the biggest of stories but you idiots seem to like wrestling - alot - so we have to tell you about Kelly's birthday party over the weekend where her narcissism was turned into a cake with her likeness. The good news for us, Souray and his bro Eric Nystrom tweeted about eating the boobs. JUMP!
There's growing buzz this morning within the MLK Day black face message board community about Bruins black face fan at last night's Florida Panthers game in South Florida. Portnoy at Barstool posted an image this morning of Black Face slapping the glass during the 3-2 Bruins shootout victory. Of course we started looking around and of course there was Black Face and his broads before the game. How doesn't this guy get his ass kicked regularly? JUMP!
The Bibi Jones freight train just won't stop thanks to the record-breaking season from Rob Gronkowski and her ability to detect trends. Guys like sports. Guys like porn. Guys like chicks with implants. Guys like hot chicks in jerseys. Guys even like porn stars in ECHL hockey jerseys. So guess who Bibi was repping at her stripping gig this weekend in Reading, Pa.? The home team. Greatest free marketing that stupid hockey team has ever received. JUMP!
At this point it's nearly impossible to keep track of what WWE Diva is dating professional athletes. Out of the blue we learn that Torrie Wilson is taking A-Rod to meet her family in Boise. Cloon-dog is parading Keibler around the world. Now we find out that Kelly Kelly is dating the Dallas Stars defenseman Sheldon Souray, via a New Year's party with fellow Stars' WAGs. This guy scores 250+ points in the NHL and lands Kelly Kelly. Strange world, indeed. JUMP!
BC reader Ryan R. was watching the Winter Classic Alumni game last night and about lost his shit when this blonde turned up on the VS broadcast. "Awkward Interview during the NHL Winter Classic Alumni Game on 12/31/2011. However, great picture during that interview…." Kinda has that Elin Nordegren look going on. God help us if that doesn't say New York under her scarf. We've given you the hints, now it's time to do work: firstname.lastname@example.org
What's the biggest news out of the 2012 Winter Classic besides the 50-degree temps and the likelihood that the ice at Citizens Bank Park will be slush? How about the 1-2 WAG force the NY Rangers bring to the Classic behind LW Brandon Prust & C Brad Richards. Prust has been flaunting French import Marie-Pier Morin on HBO's 24/7 while Richards has turned into a tabloid célébrité thanks to his burgeoning relationship with G4's Olivia Munn. JUMP!
So earlier this week we innocently asked why the Gretzkys were acting so hard in their Christmas card and a day later the Toronto Star picks up the story and runs with it. One thing leads to another and Canadians are comparing the Gretzkys to the Kardashians and eventually leads to Paulina Gretzky - once again - in a Twitter drama. Then we open the inbox this morning and the Gretzky Christmas card photographer is emailing us. JUMP!
HBO's 24/7 series for the NHL Winter Classic rolled along last night with the inside look at the Rangers ugly sweater Christmas party. The highlight was obviously this reindeer 3-way sweater worn by defenseman Michael Del Zotto, who's just 21-years-old. We keep hearing NY & Philly bloggers raving about this show because there are lots of f-bombs and reindeer three-ways. Finally, people giving a f*ck about the NHL. It's a miracle! Forecast for the Classic - 54 & sunny!
Look at the Wayne Gretzky family going all hardo for their Christmas card, or what we believe to be their Christmas card thanks to a tweet from his daughter Paulina. Even the little kids are trying to be hard. Cool look, Gretzkys. Maybe it's just some photo they took to put on the mantle to remember how hard the family is. Maybe it's some photo to celebrate some Canadian holiday like Boxing Day. Whatever the case, um, Paulina's legs and ass are looking superb. JUMP!
We're not sure, but Toronto Maple Leafs center Tyler Bozak might just be a little off. We wouldn't tell him that to his face, but we're pretty sure any guy who's asking other dudes to go to a Justin Bieber concert via Twitter maybe took one too many hits to the head. Regardless, to each his own. It looks like Bozak and some fellow hockey bros may just have an intimate evening with The Bieb planned. What are we talking about? Check it!
It apparently takes forever for anyone in Winnipeg to go to the bathroom when they're watching their beloved Jets. Well, someone is mad as hell and not going to take it anymore! An anonymous Jets fan has started an online petition aimed at getting the organization to put troughs in the MTS Centre bathrooms instead of the urinals they currently have. The idea is that it will help improve the flow of things. Unfortunately, it doesn't look like the club is going to bite, but the effort is still golden. Check it!
You know you're an old drunk when you hit a Jets-Bruins game & resort to a flask hiding under the jersey. Look at how 'Kurt' doesn't even hide the fact that he needs a sip. Those eyes pretty much paint a picture of a dude who's went to battle with the bottle a few times in his life. Good work, sir. You got us to pay attention to December NHL. That's a victory. In football news, the Houston Texans have signed Jeff Garcia. You know that that means. Yep, Carmen. Let's get rolling!
Our French-Candian friend JT at 25Stanley.com sent word today that you Americans need to know that one of our goalies, Jonathan Bernier (Kings) will soon marry underwear model Martine Forget. What does this all mean? It means that hockey WAG rankings are about to be rearranged. Of course most hockey WAG observers look at Carrie Underwood as the gold standard. Um, wait until you get a better look at Martine's arm bra catalog. JUMP!
Who's looking for an Arizona home where you can build a hockey rink in the master bedroom? Former NHL a-hole Claude Lemieux is looking to unload his 7,000 sq. ft. Paradise Valley that actually has a grassy yard area in the desert! And look at that pool! Just imagine the bikini broads jumping off the waterfall at drunken keggers. And drunken bikini chicks laying on those rocks like iguanas. This house has it all. $8k per month mortgage & it's yours. JUMP!
We warned you guys a long time ago that Matthew Barnaby was a ticking time bomb. Take the news this morning that Barnaby was allegedly hammered, driving on three tires and had front-end damage to his Porsche Cayenne. What was Barns up to on Sunday? Oh, just getting absolutely (allegedly) sh!tfaced at Jack Astor's Bar in Buffalo. How do we know? Because Barnaby live tweeted the proceedings! Good news: Barnaby didn't kill anyone. JUMP!
Mike Grier announced today that his 14-year career in the NHL is over. Of course ESPN took this as an opportunity to remind you that U.S. black guys don't play hockey and that contrary to what you've been told, U.S. black dudes playing hockey is rare. Did you read that carefully. Black guys from Detroit, Pittsburgh, Boston, etc. don't play hockey. Don't make it to the NHL. JUMP!
The news sent shockwaves across frozen Canadian ponds last night. It was around 9:30 EST when Paulina Gretzky tweeted, "Hi everyone I'm back! But shhh don't tell my dad." That's right, Paulina's original Twitter account - @PaulinaGretzky - has been reactivated and is open for your eyes. Look, daddy can't, and shouldn't, kill a Twitter account. She's 22. This isn't 1970s Russia. BTW, how long until she's dating
@BizNasty2point0. +/- Christmas? Let's get rolling!
Alexander Ovechkin may not be doing much on the ice, but he's been doing plenty off it. The Washington Capitals forward unveiled his new girlfriend on Wednesday and... drumroll please... she's Russian tennis player Maria Kirilenko! And just in case you thought otherwise, let us assure you -- not only do we have the rundown on Ovechkin and Kirilenko, we've also got a boomin' gallery of Ovi's new prize. Check it!
It must be tough to be Paulina Gretzky -- you're gorgeous, the daughter of Hollywood (and Canadian) royalty, and you're rich. Unfortunately, being Wayne Gretzky's daughter also has its drawbacks, too. Like when dad tells you to shut down your Twitter and Facebook accounts because weird dudes on the Internet are staring at your half-naked body. Yeah, that sucks. Fortunately for you weird dudes, we already collected a bunch of pics of Paulina's half-naked body. Sorry, Wayne!
Just happened to be in Chicago this weekend and decided to bust our NHL cherry with a stop at the Blackhawks vs. Blue Jackets game. BONUS: just happened to be Halloween costume night. That meant lots of slutty women were just cruising the United Center in their Blackhawks Ice Girls costumes looking to jump some Tony Amonte costume bones. There was a Hooters waitress dude and we also spotted a dude dressed up as a blind ref - with a blind cane! JUMP!
If you like destruction, then we've got something for you! The Igloo, the former home of the Pittsburgh Penguins, is being torn apart from the inside out. Although demolition didn't begin exactly when it should due to some local do-gooders, it's well underway now. Although we're sure there are a lot of memories in The Igloo for the people of Pittsburgh, it's still cool to watch shit get wrecked. We've got the photos. Check it!
Busted Coverage NHL correspondent Jessica Redfield (@JessicaRedfield) approached us this week about a piece welcoming you NBA rejects into her world of hockey. When told the post wouldn't run until Friday, she made sure to jab us with, "You better hope the lockout doesn't end before then." Pfft, this is David Stern we're talking about. Anyway, Jessica (pictured) is all about chatting about hockey with you turds. JUMP!
Where you at PETA? Huh, tough guys? You want a battle with athletes who drop ducks like Joe Namath dropping empties? We suggest you find some really tough guys because we'll have former NHLers Mike Ricci and Owen Nolan in our corner. Didn't think so. Anyway, these old teammates have been slaying wildlife this fall. Ducks, salmon, deer, largemouth bass & even a giant hog has been bagged. Good to see a thinning of those damn ducks. JUMP!