Daily WTF - page 9
Missouri Mom Stole Daughter’s Identity, Took Out College Loans & Dated Younger Men
A Missouri mom is facing up to five years behind bars stemming from an arrest back in 2018. Laura Ogelsby, 48, is accused of stealing her daughter’s identity to take out student loans in order to attend college and date...
NBC Pulls Olympic Curling Qualifying Event Stream Over On-Ice Sex Toy Ads
A curling event set to determine the final spots in the 2022 Beijing Olympics had its live stream canceled by NBC and other broadcasters because of on-ice advertising from a sex toy company. EasyToys, which is apparently a leading Dutch...
MMA Fighter Ruptures Testicle In Training; Gets It Surgically Removed But Still Has Jokes
MMA fighter Christian Lohsen suffered a horrific injury in training but is already cracking jokes on social media. Lohsen (9-2), who has competed in Dana White’s Contender Series and the Professional Fighters League, revealed he suffered a ruptured testicle in...
Best Twitter Reactions To Longhorns Coach, Pole Assassin’s Pet Monkey Attack
The college football world was blessed with the hilariously absurd story involving Texas assistant football coach Jeff Banks, his ex-stripper girlfriend named Pole Assassin, and her pet monkey named Gia. To summarize: Coach Banks, who once coached under Nick Saban,...
Texas Coach Jeff Banks’ GF Pole Assassin Shares Details From Alleged Monkey Attack
I have to admit, this story involving assisstant Texas football coach Jeff Banks and his ex-stripper girlfriend named “Pole Assassin” has to be one of my favorite stories of all-time. At first, I thought the headline was a madlib, but...
Teen Attempts To Measure Manhood; Gets USB Cable Stuck In Penis
A UK teenager had to undergo an incredibly unfortunate surgery after attempting to measure his manhood. According to a case from the medical journal Urology Case Reports, a 15-year-old attempted to measure his penis which ended up with a USB...
Woman Banned From Zoo Over 4-Year ‘Affair’ With Chimpanzee (VIDEO)
It’s perfectly normal to love animals, but a woman named Adie Timmermans appears to have gone too far. TMZ shared the news of Timmermans being banned from the Antwerp Zoo in Belgian because of an ongoing four-year “affair” with a...
Tony Hawk, Liquid Death Team Up To Sell Skateboards Filled With His Blood
If you’re a fan of Tony Hawk and skateboarding is a big part of your life, then look no further for the perfect gift. This week, it was announced that the legendary skateboarder has teamed up with beverage company Liquid...
California Man Allegedly Pleasuring Himself While Driving Crashes; Detained At Dickeys BBQ
Don’t pleasure yourself and drive may have to be a new slogan after a California man was allegedly masturbating behind the wheel before he was involved in a crash with two other vehicles. According to local FOX affiliate KMPH, a...
Racehorse Bucks Rider, Escapes Track & Sprints Down Kentucky Highway
There was a different kind of Kentucky Derby and horsepower on the highway over the weekend, when a racehorse bucked its rider and escaped the race track property. According to the New York Post, the horse named Bold and Bossy...
OnlyFans Is Banning ‘Sexually Explicit Content’ Beginning On October 1
OnlyFans is getting out of the porn business. On Thursday, August 19, the surprising announcement came that the company will ban sexually explicit content from its platform beginning on October 1. OnlyFans, which grew its platform mainly because of nude...
Someone Make Sure Kentucky QB Will Levis Is Okay After This Viral Video
Does your QB1 eat bananas like this? pic.twitter.com/as5XArSc3W — Shawn Smith (@gbbcountry) August 16, 2021 Does anyone know if Will Levis is okay? Because the Kentucky football standout posted a truly alarming video that has since gone viral. Sure, the...
