Daily WTF

Sep 17, 2021

Teen Attempts To Measure Manhood; Gets USB Cable Stuck In Penis

A UK teenager had to undergo an incredibly unfortunate surgery after attempting to measure his manhood. According to a case from the medical journal Urology Case Reports, a 15-year-old attempted to measure his penis which ended up with a USB...

Aug 24, 2021

Woman Banned From Zoo Over 4-Year ‘Affair’ With Chimpanzee (VIDEO)

It’s perfectly normal to love animals, but a woman named Adie Timmermans appears to have gone too far. TMZ shared the news of Timmermans being banned from the Antwerp Zoo in Belgian because of an ongoing four-year “affair” with a...

Aug 24, 2021

Tony Hawk, Liquid Death Team Up To Sell Skateboards Filled With His Blood

If you’re a fan of Tony Hawk and skateboarding is a big part of your life, then look no further for the perfect gift. This week, it was announced that the legendary skateboarder has teamed up with beverage company Liquid...

California Man Allegedly Pleasuring Himself While Driving Crashes; Detained At Dickeys BBQ

Don’t pleasure yourself and drive may have to be a new slogan after a California man was allegedly masturbating behind the wheel before he was involved in a crash with two other vehicles. According to local FOX affiliate KMPH, a...

Aug 24, 2021

Racehorse Bucks Rider, Escapes Track & Sprints Down Kentucky Highway

There was a different kind of Kentucky Derby and horsepower on the highway over the weekend, when a racehorse bucked its rider and escaped the race track property. According to the New York Post, the horse named Bold and Bossy...

Aug 22, 2021

OnlyFans Is Banning ‘Sexually Explicit Content’ Beginning On October 1

OnlyFans is getting out of the porn business. On Thursday, August 19, the surprising announcement came that the company will ban sexually explicit content from its platform beginning on October 1. OnlyFans, which grew its platform mainly because of nude...

Aug 19, 2021

Aug 17, 2021

Someone Make Sure Kentucky QB Will Levis Is Okay After This Viral Video

Does your QB1 eat bananas like this? pic.twitter.com/as5XArSc3W — Shawn Smith (@gbbcountry) August 16, 2021 Does anyone know if Will Levis is okay? Because the Kentucky football standout posted a truly alarming video that has since gone viral. Sure, the...

Aug 12, 2021

Handcuffed Man Steals ATV & Leads Cops On High-Speed Chase (VIDEO)

An Oklahoma man led police on a wild, high-speed chase. And he did it all while handcuffed. Lucas Slater was being put under arrest and placed in handcuffs when he separated from police and managed to steal a neighbor’s ATV....

Aug 4, 2021

LaGuardia Airport Beer Prices (Including $28 Sam Adams) Are A Crime Against Humanity (PHOTO)

Listen, we all know that beer prices will be inflated at the airport. But that’s okay. We just want to have a few ice-cold beverages to calm the nerves before hopping into a hunk of metal that will be flying...

Jul 19, 2021

Woman Cracks Joke On ‘Most Wanted’ Post About Her; Gets Arrested

Lorraine Graves, a Tulsa woman who was the “Weekly Most Wanted” in her area, may just be one of the dumbest criminals of the year. Graves commented on a Facebook post about her crime which was asking for information about...

Jul 15, 2021

Man Dies From Shark Attack While Peeing In The Ocean

A Brazilian man was enjoying a day on the beach when things turned deadly. Marcelo Rocha Santos, 51, was drinking with friends at Piedade Beach in Jaboatao dos Guararapes, Northeastern Brazil. Eventually, nature called, so Santos decided to wander into...

Jul 14, 2021

This Company Will Pay You $100,000 To Eat Tacos For 4 Months

Do you love tacos? Do you love money? Well, McCormick & Company has the perfect job for you. The company listed a job opening for a new “director of taco relations” which is a four-month gig that will pay out...