Best Twitter Reactions To Longhorns Coach, Pole Assassin’s Pet Monkey Attack

ST. PETERSBURG, RUSSIA - JUNE 2, 2016: Trained monkey in the dress rehearsal of the Show of Water, Fire, And Light in the Ciniselli circus. This new show first time arrived in St. Petersburg

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The college football world was blessed with the hilariously absurd story involving Texas assistant football coach Jeff Banks, his ex-stripper girlfriend named Pole Assassin, and her pet monkey named Gia.

To summarize: Coach Banks, who once coached under Nick Saban, has a girlfriend who used to be a stripper under the name “Pole Assassin.” Pole Assassin was once on Jerry Springer and also has a pet monkey named “Gia” who was a part of her routine. Over the weekend, Gia allegedly attacked a kid who was trick-or-treating on Pole Assassin’s property and then the internet got a hold of the story.

As the internet tends to do, the reactions and responses to the wild story were incredible. They don’t say the internet is undefeated for nothing.

So, because this story is so great and we all like to laugh — especially at the Texas Longhorns — let’s indulge in some of best memes and responses to Pole Assassin’s monkey.

You can check out some of the best Twitter reactions below.

Texas Coach Jeff Banks’ GF Pole Assassin Shares Details From Alleged Monkey Attack
Texas Coach Jeff Banks’ GF Pole Assassin Shares Details From Alleged Monkey Attack
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