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Don’t pleasure yourself and drive may have to be a new slogan after a California man was allegedly masturbating behind the wheel before he was involved in a crash with two other vehicles.
According to local FOX affiliate KMPH, a 31-year-old man gave an entirely new meaning to the term joyride when he decided to drive around Fresno while taking care of his urges at the questionable hour of 10:15 a.m.
After the accident, the man buttoned up his pants and walked away from the scene.
If the story wasn’t bizarre enough, it came to an end at an establishment called Dickeys BBQ where the man was ultimately detained by a Fresno County sheriff’s deputy.
The man was cited for a misdemeanor hit-and-run.
Most importantly, however, is that there were no injuries reported in the crash.
