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Dec 4, 2018

Apparently Ariana Grande Runs the Internet Now and I Want To Join Her Team

So this is not news to anybody, but Ariana Grande is kind of a big deal. She is one of the biggest pop stars on the planet and had one of the most famous break-ups in a long time after...

Nov 29, 2018

Blakey Locks The Degenerate Gambling Intern: Championship Weekend Betting Guide

Hello, friends. *extremely Jim Nance voice* I am Blakey Locks, the Degenerate Gambling Intern, and I will be your guide this fall. Every weekend I am going to traverse you through the trials and tribulations of betting your mortgage on...

Nov 27, 2018

Stephen A. Smith Confirms He is Still a "Booty Leg and Hip Man To The Core"

Q: Are you still a booty leg and hip man down to the core? #AskStephenA– @sarmadhansari A: pic.twitter.com/ah9rMD6zQh — Stephen A Smith (@stephenasmith) November 27, 2018 Stephen A. is a national treasure. A lot of the hot take artists these...

Diego Maradona Gives The Most Electric Postgame Interview Of All Time

Diego Maradona with one of the greatest post-match interviews ever. pic.twitter.com/jIJuF2Ppyv — ESPN UK (@ESPNUK) November 26, 2018 The GOAT for a reason. The way Diego understands the beautiful game is poetic to say the least. This is why Americans...

Nov 26, 2018

Blakey Locks The Degenerate Gambling Intern: College Football Week 13

Hello, friends. *extremely Jim Nance voice* I am Blakey Locks, the Degenerate Gambling Intern, and I will be your guide this fall. Every weekend I am going to traverse you through the trials and tribulations of betting your mortgage on...

Nov 22, 2018

Blakey Locks The Degenerate Gambling Intern: College Football Week 12

Hello, friends. *extremely Jim Nance voice* I am Blakey Locks, the Degenerate Gambling Intern, and I will be your guide this fall. Every weekend I am going to traverse you through the trials and tribulations of betting your mortgage on...

Nov 16, 2018

Nov 11, 2018

Zach Smith is Going Off on Tom Herman on Twitter Claiming Herman "Cheated on His Wife Several Times"

Hey @Brett_McMurphy – report this. I witnessed Tom Herman cheat on his wife (@belletjh ) several times… once at an Asian massage parlor… and just texted him that I’m done protecting him. We gonna be “honest” now!? Or nah… LMAO...

Nov 9, 2018

Blakey Locks The Degenerate Gambling Intern: College Football Week Eleven

Hello, friends. *extremely Jim Nance voice* I am Blakey Locks, the Degenerate Gambling Intern, and I will be your guide this fall. Every weekend I am going to traverse you through the trials and tribulations of betting your mortgage on...

Nov 5, 2018

I Am Urging All SEC Fans To Join Me In Not Claiming Bama's National Titles

https://www.instagram.com/p/BpvjzlnFJim/ Alabama has created an unrivaled dynasty in college football. That is an undeniable fact. The Tide have won 5 out of the last 9 championships. Even if somehow they get upset this year, that would still be half of...

Nov 4, 2018

After The Atrocity Committed Last Week No Respectable Bettor Can Back Todd Gurley Today

The over/under was 57 in this game and it’s about to go over when Todd Gurley … STOPS. pic.twitter.com/GKrtYy2SYW — Will Brinson (@WillBrinson) October 28, 2018 I need to get something off my chest. A whole week has passed and...

Nov 2, 2018

Blakey Locks The Degenerate Gambling Intern: College Football Week Ten

Hello, friends. *extremely Jim Nance voice* I am Blakey Locks, the Degenerate Gambling Intern, and I will be your guide this fall. Every weekend I am going to traverse you through the trials and tribulations of betting your mortgage on...

Oct 30, 2018

Tuesday Night MACtion Returns Tonight Which Means It's NOW Officially Football Season

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB1D9wWxd2w MACtion is back. It’s like Christmas in October. To many sports fans, this literally means nothing. Even to some college football fans, this means nothing. But to true blue college football fans (degenerate gamblers) this is a gift from...