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Jan 15, 2019

ATTENTION: You Are NOT Living Rent Free in My Head

Rent free in your head bro….RENT FREEEEE….how’s it feel to let [_____] live rent free in there bro? https://t.co/D3l37jmXB1 — Busted Coverage (@bustedcoverage) January 15, 2019 So today I was perusing some good ole fashioned #sports debates on Twitterdotcom. You...

Jan 11, 2019

Blakey Locks the Degenerate Gambling Intern: NFL Divisional Round Betting Preview

Hello, friends. *extremely Jim Nance voice* I am Blakey Locks, the Degenerate Gambling Intern, and I will be your guide this fall. Every weekend I am going to traverse you through the trials and tribulations of betting your mortgage on...

Jan 11, 2019

Woman Gets Denied Jackpot at MGM Because They Screwed Up Her Social Security Number

Fox News- A Maryland woman who thought she hit the jackpot Friday night ended up going home with jack squat — all because of a typo. Cynthia Obie told FOX5DC she was at the MGM National Harbor in Oxon Hill,...

Blakey Locks the Degenerate Gambling Intern: National Championship Betting Guide

Hello, friends. *extremely Jim Nance voice* I am Blakey Locks, the Degenerate Gambling Intern, and I will be your guide this fall. Every weekend I am going to traverse you through the trials and tribulations of betting your mortgage on...

Jan 7, 2019

Blakey Locks the Degenerate Gambling Intern Betting Guide: College Football Playoff Preview

Hello, friends. *extremely Jim Nance voice* I am Blakey Locks, the Degenerate Gambling Intern, and I will be your guide this fall. Every weekend I am going to traverse you through the trials and tribulations of betting your mortgage on...

Dec 28, 2018

Blakey Locks The Degenerate Gambling Intern: Bowl SZN Week One Betting Guide

Hello, friends. *extremely Jim Nance voice* I am Blakey Locks, the Degenerate Gambling Intern, and I will be your guide this fall. Every weekend I am going to traverse you through the trials and tribulations of betting your mortgage on...

Dec 15, 2018

Dec 10, 2018

Two Nuns Accused of Embezzling Half a Million Dollars From Catholic School to Gamble in Vegas

CBS Philly– Two longtime nuns at St. James Catholic School in Torrance allegedly embezzled as much as $500,000 in tuition, fees, and donations, perhaps spending some of the money on trips and gambling at casinos while telling parents the school...

Dec 10, 2018

Sports Illustrated Giving the Golden State Warriors SportsPERSON Of The Year is Absolutely Disgusting

We are excited and humbled to be named the 2018 @SINow Sportsperson of the Year.https://t.co/MQwucF7UXI pic.twitter.com/0Wx1zz4sQT — Golden State Warriors (@warriors) December 10, 2018 This is simply appalling. And I want to preface this by saying I’m not even a...

Dec 7, 2018

Blakey Locks The Degenerate Gambling Intern: Army/Navy, NFL Week 14 Betting Guide

Hello, friends. *extremely Jim Nance voice* I am Blakey Locks, the Degenerate Gambling Intern, and I will be your guide this fall. Every weekend I am going to traverse you through the trials and tribulations of betting your mortgage on...

Dec 7, 2018

BREAKING: Blakey Arianator Has Retired

It was a hell of a run. I hate to give the haters and losers the satisfaction but if we’re being totally honest the well has kind of run dry on the Ariana content. I want to make it very...

Dec 6, 2018

Blakey Locks Becomes An Arianator: Day Two

Apparently Ariana Grande Runs the Internet Now and I Want to Join Her Team Blakey Locks Becomes An Arianator: Day Two It was another beautiful day to be an Arianator. We laughed. We cried. We trolled. We stanned. And most...

Dec 5, 2018

Blakey Locks Becomes An Arianator: Day One

What a day, folks, what a day. Last night I chronicled my plan to become an Arianator. For those that don’t know, an Arianator is one who has committed their life to be an Ariana Grande fan and defending her...