Blakey Locks Becomes An Arianator: Day One

What a day, folks, what a day. Last night I chronicled my plan to become an Arianator. For those that don’t know, an Arianator is one who has committed their life to be an Ariana Grande fan and defending her on the internet. Other parts of the job entail bodying Selena Gomez fans and Pete Davidson and telling Ariana how much you love her every time she tweets. So far it has been a wild ride. I can roll out the timeline for you here:

12:01 EST

BREAKING: I have decided to become an #Arianator and rep #ArianaGrande until my dying day. She is the queen of the internet and I have no choice but to follow her path in order to not get left in the dust.https://t.co/g2afFzC7Cp

— Blakey Locks (@BlakeKrass) December 4, 2018

I made my official announcement with my blog from last night and I changed my Twitter name to Blakey Arianator. This was the start of my new chapter in which I decided to pursue my true calling as an Internetsman.

12:05 PM

follow everyone who retweets and likes this!💛

— ٌ (@remsdreams) December 4, 2018

This was my first Ariantor follow train. There are THOUSANDS of Ariana Grande follow trains every day. Accounts that tweet out something similar to the tweet above and all Arianators can RT and follow each other to build the strongest community on the World Wide Web.

1:11 PM

😇 ifb everyone let’s stan together

— Blakey Locks (@BlakeKrass) December 4, 2018

I learned a new piece of Internet lingo. “ifb”- I follow back. It’s important to comment this on follow trains so that the other Ari stans know that you aren’t just trying to steal follows, you genuinely want to build this community.

(This tweet got 70 likes and counting not to brag).

1:24 PM

Sorry you can’t handle a BAD BITCH JOHNNY #Arianator https://t.co/C96b0nOIXv

— Blakey Locks (@BlakeKrass) December 4, 2018

I body bagged my first Ari hater. What a thrill it was.

1:26 PM

Someone finally said that shit https://t.co/aTCAnNek8T

— Blakey Locks (@BlakeKrass) December 4, 2018

I was clearly still riding my high from fucking up Johnny Mayo and was ready to add Kanye to the kill list.

1:41 PM

Another sexist pig.
Thank u, next.

— Blakey Locks (@BlakeKrass) December 4, 2018

I ANNIHILATED this sexist chauvinistic bag of milk. It also taught me the best thing about being an Arianator, being able to use the title of her song “Thank u, next” as a response to everything. It kills. Definitely testing it out next time I get a text from my bookie.

1:51 PM

FOLLOW @BlakeKrass 💧

comment when done to be next 💦

— ✖️ gain tweets yuh ✖️ (@arigainacc) December 4, 2018

I get my first shoutout from a big-time Ariana fan account. This gal has 10.1K followers and hit me with the must follow already. Word of my good works must be spreading throughout the Ariantor community at a blistering pace.

2:31 PM

LOVE ME

— Blakey Locks (@BlakeKrass) December 4, 2018

Ariana tweeted for the first time all day. To be honest I have no fucking clue what that quote means but even on my first day I learned that you should tell Ari you love her under every one of her tweets. I’m serious. Her tweets get 1,000 replies in the first minute they go up and they all just say “I love you” or “spill that tea” or “we stan.” It is truly incredible.

3:43 PM

We are just living RENT FREE in this jibroni’s head https://t.co/5bRhF9DAKq

— Blakey Locks (@BlakeKrass) December 4, 2018

Shoved this bozo in a locker for daring to come at the Queen. Thank u, next.

1:59-2:00

Fuck yes https://t.co/ZNvAI2DZJw

— Blakey Locks (@BlakeKrass) December 4, 2018

Are these song lyrics???? Please we need to know!!! https://t.co/Go5F7UlAyj

— Blakey Locks (@BlakeKrass) December 4, 2018

Ari is starting to tease song lyrics from her album and people are going BANANAS.

Overall my first day as an Arianator has been incredible. I have gained 120 followers and counting just today, I have defended the crown, I have gained some respect in the Ari community, and above all, I have made friends for life. In my initial blog, I wrote that I “wanted to be a part of something bigger than myself.” I have already found that with the Arianators. I can’t wait to see where things go from here.

Peace. Love. Ari.