When it comes to the NBA Finals, it seems there's always a story that is greater than the game itself. Had enough of the fabricated LeBron drama? More interested in a OKC/MIami porn star war? Of course you are. A Miami hoochie decided to up the ante last night during Game 2 by calling OKC fans ugly. Will this lead to a Twitter strip-off during Game 3? Will OKC superfans Bibi Jones & Jesse Jane be sucked into these childish games from Heat Nation? One can only hope. JUMP!
What's your hero Mark Cuban up to this week? Oh, not much, just jumping on his 288-foot superyacht 'Fountainhead' that just happens to be hanging out in the harbor of a tiny Greek village island in the Aegean Sea. Hate the guy all you want. The guy goes from his Mavs getting their asses handed to them, to admitting he lost his ass on Facebook and then to his superyacht. Get a good look, because this is the life you'll never lead, losers. JUMP!
Arguably the sexiest dance crew in the NBA, the Knicks City Dancers, are wrapping up their tryouts for the upcoming 2012-13 season. The KCD have developed quite the reputation in the past few years and these new photos are just further evidence of their...talents. The final announcements won't be made until August but, trust me, these pics are more than enough to hold you over until then. JUMP!
Before everyone goes and makes a big deal about Kevin Durant spending Saturday afternoon at a Miami Hooters, please understand that this guy LOVES Hooters. It was his off day and the 135-pound stick figure needed to eat while waiting for Game 3 of the NBA Finals. Understand that this guy is a Hooters aficionado. Loves the place. Research tells us KD really does go to Hooters for the food. JUMP!
What did we learn last night about the Oklahoma City Thunder? Kevin Durant can't get in foul trouble, Russell Westbrook has to drop more than 19 & the Thunder have to shoot better than 62% from the free throw line. Is it possible the Heat go 3-for-3 at home & win the NBA title? Very. That would mean OKC dancer Bailee would be done for the year, which would be a shame. BC Cheerleader Editor, Asher, just might be in love. JUMP!
Have you been in the market for a giant house on three acres in the Louisville zip code and just can't find that perfect house? Rick Pitino has a house to sell that might be the perfect fit. Ignore the gaudy furniture and weird draperies. Focus on the pool with insane stonework and the man cave where you can impress your friends with tales of buying Rick Pitino's house. JUMP!
Game 3 of the NBA Finals was a potentially huge game for the young Oklahoma City Thunder squad, a game in which they could take the upper hand in what has been a tightly fought series. Much was expected of Kevin Durant, Russell Westbrook. How did they respond? Durant got into foul trouble & Westbrook started actin' a fool down the stretch. Of course Twitter fools went nuts on Westbrook, using various versions of the f-bomb & worse. JUMP!
During Game 3 of the NBA Finals, LeBron James gave a no look dish to Dwyane Wade who went full speed to the basket and did a reverse layup while the confused Oklahoma City Thunder players watched in confusion. A foul was called so Wade got an "and one" opportunity which set the Miami Heat crowd into an uproar. The team that wins Game 3 of the NBA Finals wins 85% of the time making this game imperative. JUMP!
While other blogs are busy writing dumb NBA Finals posts like, Is D.Wade's Knee 100%?,' we were busy working our sources to find a Miami Heat superfan willing to shoot exclusive photos for BC readers. Up steps our old Miami friend Alexis Augusto, @AlexisDAugusto. You might remember her as the former Miami Dolphins cheerleader turned Florida Panthers Ice Girl. She sent over these pics this afternoon. JUMP!
Looks like we just found another two reasons to root for the Thunder in the NBA Finals and they go by the names of Sarah Jay and Angelina Castro. These two porn stars combine for nearly 300,000 followers on Twitter and have created a pro-Heat twitter campaign known only as #TeamBJNBA. To break it down as simply as possible, if the Heat win the title, each one of their followers is entitled to a BJ from Sarah or Angelina (or both). For more on #TeamBJNBA, JUMP!
Any time the Heat take the floor you know that the hate is going to be in full force. During last night's Game One, and in the hours that followed, some serious haters took to Twitter to let their often ignorant voices be heard. The f-bombs were everywhere, with people firing on all cylinders at LeBron James, Dwyane Wade, Pat Riley and anyone else associated with the Heat. JUMP!
It wouldn't be the NBA Finals without some kid stealing our hearts with swagger for the home team. While we all know there are little kids in Miami covered head to toe in creamy white, this is our first look at a swagged out OKC kid. And he's better than we could have imagined. Meet Canon. It shouldn't take very long before he's all over OKC TV stations doing interviews, screaming Thunder Up, fist pumping, etc. Your move, TV producers. JUMP!
BWAAAAHAAAAA! Kevin Durant's 4th quarter line last night: 17 of OKC's 31 in the quarter. If the Thunder doesn't shoot 5-of-17 from 3-point range they beat Miami by 25. Hence the long face from Zo & his boss. What is Miami Herald columnist Greg Cote blaming the loss on? D. Wade is old! No, seriously, he did. BWAAAAHAAAAA! Wasn't it that his knee was a mess in the Pacers series? Then it was "blow up the Heat" in the Celtics series. Now it's age. Let's get rolling!
Going into tonight's NBA Finals game, we were drooling with anticipation...and we aren't talking about the intriguing match-ups between superstars. In the past it became clear that both Bibi Jones and Jesse Jane were Thunder enthusiasts so we were hoping for some more action from them tonight. Low and behold Bibi came through with a few pics for us, and seeing as this is only game one we are all hoping this series goes seven games. JUMP!
Been in the market for a 2003 Mitsubishi Eclipse owned by an aloof 7-footer with a bad attitude & tendency to disappear during basketball games? Lakers center Andrew Bynum has just the car you need. This one that's for sale on eBay and even sportin' an autographed dashboard. That's right, chicks will go absolutely nuts when you roll this to the club. Until they blast Red Bull & Vodka puke all over that autograph. JUMP!
Of course Twitter didn't let Kevin Garnett get away with being a total dick after the Celtics Game 7 loss to the Heat. You want NSFW f-bombs? Got 'em. America wasn't exactly pleased with how KG and Rondo handled themselves after they'd talked so much sh*t throughout the series about LeBron and the Heat. Look, we're not here to hate KG. That's Twitter's job. We're here to make money & when KG acts like a dick, we make money. Tweets! JUMP!