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Mar 7, 2017

Buy This Seattle Mariners Chevy Camaro — $2K on eBay

Is this the year the Seattle Mariners break their 15-year postseason drought? Maybe! General Manager Jerry Dipoto was certainly very busy making trades on trades on trades this offseason, so you can’t fault the effort. (For what it’s worth, PECOTA...

Sep 30, 2015

WAGs of the MLB: AL West

  In 2014, the Houston Astros only lost 92 games. Only? Yes, only 92 losses. The fans were getting tired of losing 100 games a season. As the Astros traded away every single all-star and big contract on their roster,...

Aug 7, 2015

Scumbag Mariners Fan Wanted for Robbing a Bank

Season keeps getting worse for the M's.

Jul 12, 2015

We Had A Battle of 100+ Year Old Ladies Throwing Out First Pitches Yesterday

One night, two ladies over 100 years old throwing out first pitches at Major League Baseball games. I’m not sure if it was a coincidence or if we had a battle on our hands to see who threw a better...

Jun 24, 2015

Whack-It Lady, Whack-a-do & Super Dad

Be bed smart, girl’s pants are so ripped she looks like she’s taking a dump and “Date While You Wait.” Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? We...

May 14, 2015

Watch This Vendor Take a Foul Ball to the Head

Think being a baseball vendor would be a cool first job? Think again. Unless, of course, you think low wages, dealing with fans who think they’re goddamn royalty, and constant cardio walking up and down aisles while carrying heavy treys...

Apr 7, 2015

Mariners Fan Catches Foul Ball With Popcorn Bucket

[mlbvideo id=”64056783″ width=”560″ height=”315″ /] If you’re not a kid, there’s absolutely no reason to bring a glove to a baseball game. That time has passed, friend. If a foul — or home run — ball happens to be headed...