Morning Twitpics - page 138
Seahawks Boobs, Aaron Murray & Kacie Find Pumpkins & Tito Ortiz's Boys Meet Laker Girls
Seahawks Probability Here they come — the Seahawks are up to a 60% probability of making the playoffs and 14% to make the Super Bowl. Clear what you’re doing this Sunday at 4:25 EST. Tony Romo makes the trip...
Jags Jeans Pool Action, Bama Trainer Packing Heat & Belichick's GF Looking Hot
NFL Playoff Probability Your Dallas Cowboys now have a 61% probability of making the playoffs. I don’t want to scare Cowboys fan, but your boy Romo also has a 13% probability of playing in the Super Bowl. The biggest...
Kate Upton At ALDS, Ausmus Picking His Nose & Charlotte McKinney W/A Gift
Mississippi morning Made it to Tunica, MS last night after a 9-hour drive through some of the most desolate land in the U.S. Ever make the drive down I-57 and I-55 to Memphis? It’s about as boring as it...
Pirates Grandma Is Lost, Hunter Pence Wild Card Signs & Pumping Gas In Shredded Jorts
Bama-Ole Miss By the time you read this I’ll be on the road to Oxford, Miss. for the Bama game. It’s about a 9-hour drive from Ohio into the heart of SEC country, which starts as soon as you...
Sleeping Royals Fans, OSU Fan's Booze Bag & Shirtless Bama Fan At Walmart
Alternative Wild Card Format I’m thinking the wild card teams play doubleheaders on Wild Card Tuesday. Game 3 at noon on Thursday, if necessary. I threw that out on Twitter last night and of course baseball nerds stood up...
Playboy Golf Beer Cart Girls, Bama Redneck Van & Pedro Martinez's Club Shirt
The Sad Patriots The offensive line is shit. The defense is shit. The receiving corps is shit. And the Patriots now have just a 35% probability of making the playoffs. The good news for Patriots fan is that the...
Teddy Bridgewater Hair Jersey, Texans Fan Reading Book & NFL Nose Pickers
Playoff Probability I hate to give Lions fans too much hope, but your team now has an 11% probability of making the Super Bowl. Last night was a huge win for Tony Romo. He now has a 51% probability...
Cincy's Fat Punter, Mizzou-Cocks Middle Fingers & UGA Bro Passed Out Before Game
Michigan Football Remember Saturday during GameDay when Lee Corso said Michigan would end its season with just four wins and Desmond Howard just chuckled and said whatever? Then Desmond picked Michigan against Minnesota and said the Wolverines would play...
Johnny Bye Week, Big Ben Cow, Wayne Gretzky At Disco Party & A Bama Gremlin
Bert Blyleven Dated Trannies? From our old friend @RandBall, who spent his Friday night watching the Twins game…”Bert Blyleven just learned women don’t have Adam’s Apples then said some of the girls he dated did.” College Football Scheduling There are...
South Park Destroys Redskins, Katherine Webb Comeback & John Rocker In Boxers On Survivor
Jerry Jones Drama: If you thought the only thing Jer would have to worry about this week was South Park showing him getting a blowjob, you’d be wrong. The NY Post reports this morning that the stripper he was...
Indians Butt Crack, Jeter In Red Sox Hat & Blue Jackets Ice Girls Are Back!
Vegas Criminals: Police say they have hunted down an escaped convict who scaled a 10-foot basketball hoop at an Arizona detention facility and fled to Las Vegas. The guy was awaiting transfer to a prison to serve a 24-year...
Ray Lewis Grabbing Suzy Kolber, 69 Jerseys & Peyton Manning Superfan At Kroger
J-E-T-S’ Offense: What happens when a team enters the opposing red zone six times and only scores once? You lose 27-19 to the Bears. The Jets, at 1-2, now have a 20% probability of making the playoffs. Derek Jeter Cash ...
