The Sad Patriots
The offensive line is shit. The defense is shit. The receiving corps is shit. And the Patriots now have just a 35% probability of making the playoffs. The good news for Patriots fan is that the AFC East is shit so you’ll still win the division and get a home game in January. You might have a problem in Week 4 when you give up 207 rushing yards and Brady is completing just 14 passes.
Josh Elliott Engaged
Here’s the hot chick your bro Elliott is marrying. Those of you in NY are aware of Liz Cho.
Numbers from @RJinVegas
Updated SB odds: Sea 7/2; Den 9/2; SF, NE, Cin 10/1; GB 12/1; SD 14/1; Ind, NO, Phi, Ari, Dal, Det, Bal 20/1 – @LVSuperBook
Playboy Golf Beer Cart Girls, Bama Redneck Van & Pedro Martinez's Club Shirt
