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Jerry Jones Drama:

If you thought the only thing Jer would have to worry about this week was South Park showing him getting a blowjob, you’d be wrong. The NY Post reports this morning that the stripper he was pictured with claims he’s been paying her hush money for years.

Vegas Criminals:

A prostitute who has been arrested 122 times by local cops, is finally in substantial trouble after she allegedly grabbed a tourist’s junk during a 4 a.m. “situation” on the ARIA pedestrian bridge. She reached in the guy’s pocket and pulled out $2,000, according to cops. ARRESTED 122 TIMES!¬†

Gambling:

A guy won $58,000 last weekend after picking 15 of 15 straight up winners at a Laughlin, Nevada sports book.

Numbers from @ESPNStatsInfo:

Clayton Kershaw will join Ron Guidry (1978) as only P in modern era with 20 or more wins, a sub-1.80 ERA and a win pct of .875 or better.