South Park Destroys Redskins, Katherine Webb Comeback & John Rocker In Boxers On Survivor

 
Jerry Jones Drama:
If you thought the only thing Jer would have to worry about this week was South Park showing him getting a blowjob, you’d be wrong. The NY Post reports this morning that the stripper he was pictured with claims he’s been paying her hush money for years.
Vegas Criminals:
A prostitute who has been arrested 122 times by local cops, is finally in substantial trouble after she allegedly grabbed a tourist’s junk during a 4 a.m. “situation” on the ARIA pedestrian bridge. She reached in the guy’s pocket and pulled out $2,000, according to cops. ARRESTED 122 TIMES!¬†
Gambling:
A guy won $58,000 last weekend after picking 15 of 15 straight up winners at a Laughlin, Nevada sports book.
Numbers from @ESPNStatsInfo:

Clayton Kershaw will join Ron Guidry (1978) as only P in modern era with 20 or more wins, a sub-1.80 ERA and a win pct of .875 or better.

Indians Butt Crack, Jeter In Red Sox Hat & Blue Jackets Ice Girls Are Back!
Indians Butt Crack, Jeter In Red Sox Hat & Blue Jackets Ice Girls Are Back!