Johnny Bye Week, Big Ben Cow, Wayne Gretzky At Disco Party & A Bama Gremlin

Bert Blyleven Dated Trannies?
From our old friend @RandBall, who spent his Friday night watching the Twins game…”Bert Blyleven just learned women don’t have Adam’s Apples then said some of the girls he dated did.”
College Football Scheduling
There are no games featuring two ranked teams on today’s schedule. So which ranked team is going to lose? Watch out for Cincinnati rolling into Ohio State. If Gunner Kiel gets rolling, the Buckeyes are in big trouble. Remember Virginia Tech’s nearly inept QB completing 23 passes on the OSU secondary? The Buckeyes haven’t lost to an Ohio team since 1921. The Big Ten Network has that one at 6 EST. How sad is the schedule today? Notre Dame-Syracuse is the ABC game at 8 from MetLife. No thanks. Arkansas-Texas A&M at 3:30 on CBS could be interesting if the Razorbacks can run the ball. Baylor is on the road. Keep an eye on them at Iowa State. And Memphis is at Ole Miss. This is the definition of a trap game. A win would give Ole Miss its first 4-0 start since 1970, which would lead to a GameDay stop next week for the Bama game. Annnnnd….keep an eye on Michigan at 3:30. Get a good look at the empty seats. That’s the future of college football and these massive stadiums.
Numbers from @RJinVegas:

If you had bet $1000 AGAINST every game since Tom Brady’s first start, you’d be DOWN about $50,000.

South Park Destroys Redskins, Katherine Webb Comeback & John Rocker In Boxers On Survivor
South Park Destroys Redskins, Katherine Webb Comeback & John Rocker In Boxers On Survivor