Back on April 16, I blogged about how Lauren Oshie was having a blast at a bachelorette party while her husband T.J. and the Washington Capitals were down 0-2 to the Columbus Blue Jackets. The Caps had given up 9 goals in two games and looked to be headed to the golf course early. And then it happened…the run that will go down in D.C. history.
The Caps won out from there, closing out the Blue Jackets 4-2, then they beat the Penguins in 6, the Lightning in 7 and the Cup in 5. The boys started hammering beers, didn’t stop for days and then Oshie chugged a beer through his jersey on parade day. It was a bender for the ages, but some of these guys had to slow it down at some point because there are families and you can’t spend the entire summer drunk.
Enter Lauren Oshie time! There are GOATs on the wives and girlfriend market and then there’s Lauren out there in her own class just waiting for TJ to get it all out of his system so she can bust out the new bikinis for that summer after the Cup run that she’s about to go on.
Folks, you’re about to see why Lauren is in a league of her own. Stop and learn something, you puck bunnies.