For those of us who grew up a fan of the Cincinnati Bengals, life was tough. You try moving away after college, walking into a Pennsylvania bar and asking the gruff guy serving drafts if he could switch a TV to the Bengals game. "Bengals fan?," a dirty local interjected in amazement. "I've never met a Bengals fan in real life," he continued. That was like 2002. They won twice that year. So imagine how it feels to have Andy Dalton right now. The guy is married & has a cute dog. JUMP!
First of all, this is a sports-related story on LeAnn Rimes in a bikini because she's playing beach football and in a bikini. Instant blog post. Of course there will be some of you morons who get pissed because you want more Tim Howard goals or stupid tweets from Desmond Howard. But we must address this mess. Let this be a lesson to all of you child country music stars out there who think Jonesing up & going from small B to small D is a good choice. It's not. JUMP!
We've lightened up this shot of what we believe to be LSU football players in a Bourbon Street live sex shop last night so you can judge for yourself how the players are spending their time in New Orleans. Look, they're 18 so we could care less what the hell they're up to in that city. So they want to see some titty and chicks swinging from poles. Meanwhile the Internet is going nuts over the thought of black dudes wanting to see some 'tang. Jesus Christ! JUMP!
Of course these morons were getting destroyed on Twitter last night over that rogue apostrophe. Just think of the hours it took to create this masterpiece. Cut them some slack. 81.6% of West Virginians finish high school, according to the U.S. Census Bureau. The national average is 84.6%. In other football news, the NY Giants are getting 75% of the betting action against the Falcons. Line is -3 & hasn't moved. Remember how Vegas keeps lights on. Let's get rolling!
Nice sign, smartass. Let's see you shove that in the face of a drunken West Virginia fan without getting your South Carolina ass curb stomped. Oh, and it's 49-20 at half and counting. Look, it never fails that some bro thinks it's a good idea to talk shit in the stands and then when push comes to shove, we end up surfing YouTube in the morning and his face is a bloody mess. Not that we encourage violence, but this guy is obviously encouraging an ass kicking. Stay tuned. (via @DeadlySinNo8)
This guy thinks wearing the "Clemson Grandparent" shirt and writing ESPN on his arm makes him the life of the party. It doesn't but nice neck beard man. The Clemson Tigers and the West Virginia Mountaineers faced off in Miami for the Discover Orange Bowl. Basically, the entire crowd was filled with rednecks in stupid outfits. On the field, a WVU running back was tackled and did a flip to keep his footing. Video after the JUMP!
While the douchebags at Around the Horn are debating whether Mark Cuban is right about the NBA being jerkoffs for not scheduling them into Washington D.C. to visit the Prez, we were investigating reports of Mark in Miami for New Year's. What we know is that Cuban was hammered (or just looked that way) at Wet Bar Miami, according to those in attendance, including a Notre Dame nose tackle. Frosted Flakes shirt on New Year's for a 53-year-old-man? Ok. JUMP!
Sammy Knight did pretty damn well for himself over an 11-year NFL career. The guy went from being undrafted in 1997 to having a long career that inlcuded 42 INTs and a Pro Bowl selection in 2001. He also made some coin. But now a USC assistant coach, Sam is looking to unload his Texas house in the affluent Woodlands neighborhood. The main highlights: the insane pool and those fountains in the kiddie pool. So damn cool. JUMP!
Of course you remember the consumer-generated 2011 DORITOS Super Bowl commercial where a hungry pug destroys a front door to get some spicy nacho chips. The YouTube video of the spot is nearing the 4-million play mark and is a BC favorite. DORITOS is back for the 2012 Super Bowl and needs you to help pick one of the two fan-made finalist ads that will air during the Super Bowl. Don't worry, DORITOS has something for you, too. For every 100,000 votes, somebody is going to win $10,000, up to a maximum of $100,000. VOTE NOW and enter for a chance to win some cash! JUMP!
Bars in Colorado only have a few more days to debut creative Tebow marketing schemes before the Steelers come to town and destroy Baby Jesus. The Broncos are 9-point home dogs and that line is rising fast. Kudos to the Sporting News Grill in Frisco (beautiful place, by the way). What else this morning? Would the Jets go after Peyton Manning? And finally, guess how NFL favorites faired against the spread in '11? 116-128-10. Let's get rolling!
This one is for our boss in NYC, Coed's BryJax. He has deep ties to the University of Texas, went to school there and never fails to mention how awesome UT is. So he's going to wake up tomorrow morning, cruise Busted and see how a UT fan was the mastermind behind yesterday's Pedobear costume at the Ticket City Bowl featuring Penn State. Nothing turns a meaningless bowl game into an Internet legend like a Pedobear posing with the locals. JUMP!
I'm not sure if these Virginia Tech Hokies fans wanted to go to the Sugar Bowl or a Gwar concert but they made it to the Sugar Bowl against the Michigan Wolverines. Erin Andrews showed up to the game and so did these three overweight girls dressed in I don't know what outfits. We all wonder if power VT blogger TheKeyPlay will survive his trip to the Sugar Bowl. If you spot him in the crowd, I will buy you a beer. JUMP!
We've got another dude getting their favorite player's mug inked permanently onto their own body. This time, Buffalo Bills receiver Stevie Johnson is the object of affection. Johnson took a little time to hang with the kid, which was pretty cool of him. We've got those photos and several other unfortunate sports tattoos. This one may fall into that category soon. Johnson is a free agent and may not be playing for the Bills next season. All that and more. Check it!
Going through our normal post-Rose Bowl procedures, we came across news that doesn't come as a big shock to us. Oregon cheerleader Stephanie Essin, journalism major, wants to become the next great TV reporter/personality, which we assume means the next Erin Andrews. She's 20, has ambition, is modeling, has a great Twitter personality and just might be the next great sideline reporter to come out of Eugene. Her resume - JUMP!
Yes, Urban Meyer's first order of business as the Ohio State football coach was to ban his players from having Twitter accounts. Boom - over. Done. No need to say your Twitter account was hacked or be friends with drug dealers. No need to have social media accounts where bad sh*t happens on an hourly basis. And of course Desmond Howard baited his Michigan brethren into commenting. C'mon Desmond, can't you say anything bad about your former co-worker? JUMP!
So our friends at TigerDroppings.com sent word last night that conspiracy theorists are trying to figure out if this Rose Bowl gambling ticket is legitimate. Would someone actually place $44k on a halftime bet? Sure. But is the ticket even legit? Would an Ohio State fan who works at a Las Vegas casino be financially able to place such a huge bet? Is this the handy work of a Photoshop artist looking to make an Internet splash? More details on this mystery - JUMP!
Spencer Hall at EDSBS is calling her the Medusa of Eugene. We'll call her Penis Pulverizer, because she has to be the worst enemy your penis will ever encounter. BC emailer, Jase, wants answers: "Two questions: 1. Who is this chick? 2. Why so serious?" From the full-size photo is appears Pulverizer is a student trainer chick. And that's the stare dudes are getting at a Rose Bowl. Imagine her opening your pants. You see that look and your ass better be sprinting. Let's get rolling!
This should come as no surprise that there are a bunch of hippies in California but holy shit check out the Stanford drum line. What the hell is this kid wearing? Blue hair afro wig and giant red glasses? Palo Alto must be a weird place. The Oklahoma State Cowboys took on the Stanford Cardinals in the Fiesta bowl where Andrew Luck would be playing his last game. Check out the sweet mullet on number 73 for OSU. Get that cut ASAP. JUMP!
I don't know what Erin Andrews was thinking when she chose this outfit to the Rose Bowl between the Wisconsin Badgers and the Oregon Ducks. It looks like she is Jenny from Forrest Gump in the 70's. The crowd was filled with crazily dressed fans like any other Rose Bowl but this year they had a stealth fighter do a flyover. That probably only cost the government a billion dollars. JUMP!
It's Michigan State vs. Georgia in the Outback Bowl today and that means the educated beasts from UGA are showing a national ABC audience their spelling prowess. At first we were like maybe this is some sort of alternate spelling for Dawgs that the locals use. Maybe this was a Photoshop job. Maybe we've just been drinking too much and reading that wrong. Then we did a search on Twitter. This, in fact, is the real deal. Good work, SEC.
It's probably not a good idea to stand too close to the sideline when you weight 100 lbs and a breeze could knock you over. Well, at the Gator Bowl between the Florida Gators and the Ohio State Buckeyes, an equipment manager got drilled by a Gator defender and hit her head on a metal object. Thankfully, she turned out to be okay. Cheerleaders, drugged up kids, and more after the JUMP!
Say hello to the best thing to happen to Twitter in 2012. Wes f*king Welker. Welker tweeted this morning: "Look who got breakfast in bed!" That would be Ms. Hooters International Anna Burns about to enjoy a plate of nacho chips and ground beef (what it looks like to us). Of course the hate started immediately. Is that a paper plate? Is that a double bed? Cheap ass bedroom set. Etc. Eight days ago he tweeted a shot of grabbing Anna's ass on Christmas - JUMP!
Adrian Peterson underwent ACL surgery conducted by Dr. James Andrews on Friday in Birmingham, AL. But the real news was that Peterson was still in the hospital on Saturday night where he celebrated the New Year with this hospital bed photoshoot, complete with Blue Bell ice cream and family. Look, you guys want shots of 'hoes couch dancing Purple Jesus in an Atlanta nightclub? Wrong post. This is all about grindin' for 2012. JUMP!
Word to Black America - Skip Bayless is trolling your asses. All that love for Tebow? Of course it's fake. All that love for Tony Romo? Of course it's for ESPN2 ratings. Stop falling for it. Until you stop, we'll be here on Monday morning to document the f-bombs and vitriol for Skip, Tebow and Romo. Today is an extra special day because the Twitter f-bombs were flying in a variety of directions. Even Titans fan was pissed at Tebow. A Monday morning tradition - Twitter hate. JUMP!
You want us to kiss Tim Tebow's ass? You want us to 'respect' Tim Tebow? You want us to 'be nice' to Tim Tebow? Wrong site. Go visit the Denver Post or Mile High Report. You knuckle draggers had your moment in the sun & now the Savior is showing how great of a NFL QB he is. 6-of-22 for 60 yards? Pathetic. What else is going on this morning in the NFL? Guess who the Denver Post wanted to talk to after the Broncos loss? Brady Quinn. Let's get rolling!
Sometimes the best part of Sunday Night Football are the terrible introductions. Well, Tony Romo of the Dallas Cowboys definitely popped some pills for that swollen hand before he did his introduction while also wearing his hat backwards in full douchebag fashion. Someone tell me how this guy got with Jessica Simpson. Victor Cruz of the New York Giants scored an insane touchdown where he danced to the 'Cha Cha' and NBC actually played music to it. JUMP!
We'd had a bounty on a photo of a black guy wearing a Tebow jersey, but instead will have to settle for this homeslice rocking the Tebow Nation shirt today during the Chiefs game. What does it all mean? Look, white guys don't have street cred until a black guy represents. You see many homeboys wearing Larry Bird jerseys? You see black guys in Manhattan wearing Eli Manning jerseys? No. It's a cultural phenomenon we'll delve into deeper this week. Back to the beer.
Steve Smith apparently is not a big fan of Sean Payton of the New Orleans Saints because he decided to get in his face. I can't believe no flags were thrown for taunting because Steve Smith went absolutely crazy taunting Payton. Cam Newton of the Carolina Panthers watched on from the sidelines looking like a Taliban warrior with a towel wrapped around his head. Steve Smith also had the chance to yell in Sean Payton's face. JUMP!
The Virginia Cavaliers must have hired a uniform designer that was on acid for the Chick-Fil-A Bowl against the Auburn Tigers. Bright orange on bright orange? Even Maryland thinks your uniforms are poorly chosen. Even Santa Claus thinks you messed up big time Virginia. You have to hand it to Virginia fans because they brought some hilarious signs like "Eat Mor Tigurz" and "Eat Mor War Eagle". Check em out after the JUMP!
The Northwestern Wildcats have lost 8 bowl games in a row and hope to change that in this years Meineke Car Care Bowl of Texas against the Texas A&M Aggies. Of course in order to combat that losing streak, Northwestern made a doll of a monkey in which they can "Get the monkey off of their back". Real cute guys. Maybe you should focus on blocking and tackling. You may also wan to keep your coach from complaining like a bitch on the sideline. JUMP!
Herky The Hawk should spend less time at children's playgrounds and more time at the Iowa Hawkeyes practice so they actually win the Insight Bowl against the Oklahoma Sooners. This mascot looks like it is trapped in cement and forced to run around for oxygen. Oklahoma Sooner Kenny Stills has his picture as an 'impact player' who looks like a Grade A douchebag with a fauxhawk. When your hair taller than a Chick-Fil-A banner, it's probably time to cut it. JUMP!
Dan Mullen of the Mississippi State Bulldogs is one of the most hated man in sports. His Bulldogs looks like they all covered their hands in vaseline so none of them could hold on to the ball but what is he doing with that gigantic Star Wars like glove? Is he hiding a robotic hand under there? Let us know. The Demon Deacons of Wake Forrest would like to take the Music City Bowl by force if only Darth Mullen could stop them. JUMP!
The New Era Pinstripe Bowl is another example of a dumb ass sponsorship bowl name but the Rutgers Scarlet Knights and the Iowa State Cyclones battled each other at Yankee Stadium. I'm surprised the whole cast of f'ing Jersey Shore douchebags and The Sopranos didn't show up to support their state since it was so close. The Iowa State Cyclone also looked like it would appear on the next episode of "To Catch A Predator". JUMP!
A referee wasn't too happy with this Tulsa Hurricane in the Bell Helicopter Armed Forces Bowl against the BYU Cougars and ended up getting in his face. You need to learn to respect your officials and not "give them the business". Ironically, the bowl game was sponsored by Taxslayer.com in which I don't know how much money was spent on helicopters, parachuters, and flyover. Also, this kid in the stands was psyched beyond belief that his team came to play. JUMP!
You know why your team isn't playing in the BCS? Two things: they're not very good and/or your school's fan base sucks balls. That's just facts, homeboys. You don't think Michigan should be playing in the Sugar Bowl? Michigan State got hosed? Kansas State was robbed? Folks, Michigan brings better TV ratings and more ticket sales to N.O. And KSU, face it, you're not traveling. There is also the tattoo factor. The more tats your team has on the Internet, the more BCS games you'll play in over a 20-year-period, according to unscientific BC research. JUMP!
As BC continues to grow, so does our boots on the ground across this country. Take last night. Supporter @JHay97 happened to be in place when a Clemson team bus (same as one seen here) pulled up to the Beach Place (Fort Lauderdale) Hooters. "Pretty sure it was their defensive line eating at Hooters," John reports. Easily the best DD to have during New Years - a team bus. Are you at a bowl game & have a photo or story for us: email@example.com