Texas teacher Julie Ann Moore is quite the playa, according to the Texas Rangers who are investigating her for sexually assaulting a 15-year-old boy. And where did this sex occur? Behind an apartment complex at halftime of a high school football game. That's right, during a week when we learn that a couple teachers were banging in a Ralph Wilson bathroom, this news breaks in Texas. WTF is up with sex and football. Women...always trying to distract our asses. JUMP!
In Florida, they learn them how to make it rain early on... actually, no, that's not the case. This particular kid is going to grow up to be a badass, though. You know why? He's in kindergarten and his class is singing a tribute to new Jacksonville Jaguars owner Shahid Khan. He's wearing the one shirt that wouldn't get by the censors. It carries a simple message -- Make It Blaine On Them Hoes! Check it!
Deion Sanders and his Parisian scarf knot have been parading around Pittsburgh today (NFL Network 8:20 kick) and even stopped into this Waffle House before the sun came up this morning. Said Prime Time: "What time is it? Its Primetime and i am at the House! PITTSBURG [sic] im coming reluctantly because its freezing there." Of course Prime hasn't stopped bitching about the cold ever since. "Y'all pray for Prime! I'm about to go fight this Pittsburgh cold." (via @DeionSanders)
So ESPN is doing its thing this week with the Heisman Trophy contenders. It just happens that Erin Andrews yesterday ran into Trent Richardson at Disney World and had ice cream together. Spooning a double dip? Those of you freaking out over Trent missing class need to relax. Finals are next week. Like this week means anything to a top-5 NFL draft pick. Erin reports on Twitter: "Trent Richardson says he's starstruck!!," upon meeting a certain white girl. Let's get rolling!
Beverly Lynne Hubscher was just another Pennsylvania girl looking for a way out. Well, after a stint as a Philadelphia Eagles cheerleader, she figured she'd found one. Off she went to Hollywood. Fast forward to a few years later and she's doing softcore porn. Now she's Beverly Lynne, the self-professed "Queen of Late Night." We're sure you've seen her work. Here's her story and, you got it -- some photos. Check it!
So this Tim Tebow Time centaur tattoo is floating around today and seems to be legit, even though we have a hard time believing someone would waste flesh on such a sh!tty design. Seriously, you can't even see Tim's face? What kind of garbage tat is that? And how many fingers are on that football? Seven? Now that our emotions are out of the way, this is exactly what we love about the Internet. Dude gets 15 minutes of fame, yet lives with this the rest of his life. (via @angelicaaaap)
Mike Singletary wants out of California bad. We don't blame him. His time as San Francisco 49ers coach was littered with stupidity, both on and off the field. The former Chicago Bear has been trying to unload his Saratoga home since July and the price has just dropped for the third time. Would someone please buy this place already!? If you don't mind the stench of failure, it's actually becoming a pretty good deal. Check it!
Her name is Jennifer Rotella. She's a teacher in Lockport, New York which is outside Buffalo. She was at Sunday's Bills game and happened to be arrested for having sex inside a Ralph Wilson bathroom with a teacher, Michael France, who happens to work in the same school district. France's wife told a local news outlet that her husband was arrested outside a bathroom. Um, honey, we hate to break it to you but your husband was boning Jen in that bathroom. JUMP!
Cleveland Browns fans are having a crappy season. Their team is 4-8 and all the promise they showed toward the end of last season has faded. Perhaps no Browns fan is having a worse season than Mike Dobriansky, though. Dobriansky went to Sunday's game to watch his team lose to Baltimore and... get stabbed in the bathroom. It wasn't a good day. Here's Mike telling his story and showing his 'wounds.' Check it!
We were in Tallanasty this fall for some tailgating before the Oklahoma game and we can promise that panties will be dropping if you roll into town in this 1984 charter bus currently for sale on eBay. Why this bus? Because the owner claims it's the 'official' team bus used by "FSU during their first and second nation championships in 04' and 00'." (Just go with it. The eBayer is on a roll. Trust us.) Couple stripper poles & you're in business! JUMP!
Brady Quinn had this to say about 25 minutes ago: "Weekly workout and adjustment with
@LorenLandow and Dr.Caldwell! Thanks for keeping me in line!" Bro, cut the bullshit. You get out of bed, figure out what 'cool' shirt to wear that day, jump in the Hummer, go to practice, slam a few pom smoothies and run the scout team. No defender touches you - ever. Then on Sundays you hold a clipboard for Baby Jesus. You make us sick. Sincerely, BC.
Now, before you guys start emailing us "That photo of Matt Leinart muff diving his buddies ear is like 4 years old," just know that it's new to us. And if Matt Leinart tonguing his buddies ear is new to us, it's new to the thousands of loyal BC readers. We have obligations and that includes giving you a photo that includes Leinart, Kirk Herbstreit and Harold Reynolds. Yes, probably one of the craziest drunken pic combos in BC history. JUMP!
It brings us great joy to announce to all of you, and the Cincinnati Bengals, that our new football allegiance is with the Green Bay Packers. Are we jumping on the 12-0 bandwagon? Well, you have to after plunking down $250 to buy a share of the team, right? It was somewhere around 9:15 a.m. EST when Busted Coverage became the proud owner of 1 share of the Packers. First order of business: get a cheesehead, right? (Want to buy a share? www.packersowner.com)
From everything we can gather, Creeper McGee was grinding last night on Jeopardy. Just look at that face. The Beard. The half 'stache. The Skullet. You know Creeper runs an after-hours sex den outside Boston. There is his sophistication(al) look, yet the animal inside. Destroying Dostoevsky by day, dropping panties afterdark. Someone get us Creeper's real name. We're his new biggest fans. In sports news, people are asking if the Broncos are the new 'America's Team.' Let's get rolling!
The Jacksonville Jaguars and San Diego Chargers were featured on Monday Night Football and apparently no one in the city of Jacksonville wanted to support their team that just had their head coach fired. The Chargers Tight End literally jumped over a Jacksonville defender while the Jaguar Dancers cheered on the sideline. I probably wouldn't show up either if my team was just sold. JUMP!
What, you don't have this in men's XXXL? Don't think this is possible? It is and this image is still live on Dicks.com. Get one for your kid this holiday season, take his/her photo and make him/her an Internet star. BTW, when exactly did kid's long-sleeve t-shirts jump to $22? Nike should be ashamed of themselves. If you're buying little Jimmy a $22 shirt that he's going to trash in backyard football, we recommend Target. Those $8 shirts are just as good. (via @rmontonio)
Hate the BCS? Your stupid team shouldn't have lost to Iowa State. Your stupid team shouldn't have lost to Oregon. Your stupid team shouldn't have lost to....(who the f$%^ did Boise State lose to again?). Anyway, the team that should really have a complaint this morning is Michigan State. These guys lose out on a trip to New Orleans and instead have to spend New Year's Eve in Tampa where they'll have to be in bed by 10 p.m. That sucks balls. Everyone's angry this morning. JUMP!
Of course he wanted cash and/or gift cards, but Kevin The Intern is getting this t-shirt for Christmas. In fact, we're ordering one for all the BC staffers: Matt in Buffalo, Monty in L.A., photo editor Big Gay Rich, Joe Student and even the new screencapper guy ParadigmShift35. All of them. Busted Coverage is officially on the Tim Tebow bandwagon all the way through the playoffs. That's right, playoffs. Look at Denver's schedule. Only one loss on it. Let's get rolling!
The Green Bay Packers were down to the New York Giants early but holy shit is Aaron Rodgers accurate when he tied the game up at 7-7. The New York Giants even set up this T-Rex on the train to intimidate the Packers. Let's see if it actually works. Vic Ballard gave his best Trollface ever. If that face doesn't give the New York the chance to knock off the Packers, I don't know what will. JUMP!
Rookie Quarterback Christian Ponder and the Minnesota Vikings took on the Tim Tebow and the Denver Broncos. Tebow and Ponder were arch rivals where Tebow went to Florida and Ponder went to Florida State. No one paid attention to the fact that Von Miller was out for the game and everyone went into full Tebowmania mode. These two girls drove 315 miles through a blizzard for the guy. JUMP!
What did we learn about college football on Saturday? It sucks to go through the Big Ten season, beat Wisconsin and have to beat them again to go to the Rose Bowl. Sorry, Sparty. Enjoy the Capital One Bowl. In other news, 13 were injured, 2 critical in Stillwater as fans went nuts after beating OU. Lawyer up accordingly. Oh, and we'd like Houston to enjoy playing in a Jan. 5th game in Toronto or wherever they end up. One win from the Fiesta. Ooops. Let's get rolling!
Mark Richt and the Georgia Dawgs came prepared to play the LSU Tigers. After scoring a Field Goal, Georgia went for the onside kick and got it. Apparently the Georgia Wide Receivers made sure to cover their hands with vaseline in order to make sure they wouldn't catch a single pass from Aaron Murray. The Honey Badger returned a punt for a Touchdown energizing the LSU crowd. He takes what he wants. Bonus: hot cheerleaders! JUMP!
Case Keenum is a potential Heisman winner who claims he has the "most sex on the team" looks beat Southern Miss for the 2011 C-USA Championship game. Craig James called the game who still has yet to prove that he did not kill 5 hookers while at SMU. Both Quarterbacks could barely complete a 5 yard hitch route due to the 16 MPH winds in the stadium. The cheerleaders and the women of Texas definitely were the highlight of this match up. JUMP!
The LSU Tigers are in for a test against the Georgia Dawgs in the final College Gameday of the season. The Gameday signs did not disappoint this year with slogans such as "Holla at your Boykin" AND "EAT MOR KORNDOGS". An LSU fan retialiated with a sign that said "Bark if you lost to Boise". I'm really disappointed in Georgia fans for not having a sign that said "Go HAM for Grantham". Whatever these signs say, I'm sure the Honey Badger doesn't give a shit. JUMP!
The Decatur Daily was just going about it's business in the middle of nowhere Alabama and then Raiders LB made a visit this week. That led to an arrest photo from Daily photographer John Godbey that has brought him instant fame. Bro, you should be bragging your ass off on Twitter - @johnalaphoto. In other McClain news, there is now a transcript of the 911 call that led to his arrest. In other football news, keep an eye on empty seats in Indy. Let's get rolling!
Of course the only reason to watch last night's Pac-12 Championship was for the cheerleaders and to see how bad Oregon could destroy a horrible UCLA game. How did UCLA get into the Pac-12 Championship, you ask? That's what happens when USC has bowl eligibility stripped thanks to Reggie Bush. The shitty Bruins go by default. As for the cheerleaders, this'll be the last time you'll see the ladies in '11. Next stop - The Rose Bowl. JUMP!
The Ohio Bobcats took on the Northern Illinois Huskies where no one decided to show up to support their team in the championship game. Both opening drives ended up in interceptions which is odd because the MAC is not known for its defense. The director of communications of the MAC conference even found me on Twitter and urged me not to call it MACtion. Tyler Tettleton's father and his son may be the only ones watching this game. JUMP!
The Green Bay Packers will start selling stock in the team on Tuesday. That means you can be one of the hundreds of thousands of people who own a piece in the greatest franchise in pro sports history. Despite all that hyperbole, we're serious. You really can be an NFL owner. The Packers are publicly-owned and they are selling stock. It won't make you rich, but you can totally one-up your bros. They only own Broncos Jay Cutler replica jersey. Here's the rundown, including a special tale from the shareholders meeting.
This is what they're fired up about in Oregon tonight for the first-ever Pac-12 football championship game: the PA announcer. It seems the Pac-12 thought it would be too much of a home-field advantage for the home team to use its PA announcer. Serious as an itchy ballsack. And who did the conference bring in? That smiling d-bag, Paul Olden, who's the voice of the New York Yankees. You want kicked in the nuts, Oregon? Here comes commissioner Larry Scott. BAM! JUMP!
WE KNOW! There's no Big 12 Championship game this year because there aren't two divisions. But let's all just play along and call Saturday's OU-Okie State Bedlam game the championship. The winner goes to Glendale for the Fiesta Bowl. As a gift to you guys, we're bringing back OU law student @AshleyFerrara and her insane mirror shots from October. She's an all-time BC favorite because she's so sweet and makes the Internet so damn fun. JUMP!
BC's very own college football sleuth, @ParadigmShift35, was working his sources last night and wouldn't you know it, these super-intelligent, mostly single Internet dorks tracked down Urban Meyer's new Ohio State email. Oh, and it seems he's actually using it. Are you a jaded Florida fan who needs to have the last word? Are you a Michigan fan who wants to welcome Urb back to the Big Ten? What about you Indiana students who want to talk s%^&? JUMP!
There was a 4th and 1 from inside the Seahawks 10 last night for the Eagles and Brad Nessler made sure to tell us that "This could be the season for the Eagles." Excuse us while we clean up the mess created when a boot was inserted through the television and straight up Nessler's ass. Hey, asshole, that was a 4-7 team last night with their backup QB. Could be the season? They would've had to run the table to 'possibly' make the playoffs. Cut the shit, Nessler. Let's get rolling!
And here we go again with Jay Cutler and fellow numbskull Kristin Cavallari. Cuts was on this morning with Waddle and Silvy, the hucksters at ESPN Chicago. The boys started out with football questions but eventually wondered into Jay Cutler relationship gossip. First order of business? Bro, when you getting hitched? Jay's response? About as dumb as his stupid ass wearing Ray-Ban sunglasses. JUMP!
When will the Oakland Raiders start being the Oakland Raiders again? It's now! Linebacker Rolando McClain was arrested for brandishing a gun and... well... some other shit too. You wanted thugs on your Oakland Raiders instead of those fakers and scumbags in The Black Hole that embarrass you? Well, you've got it (allegedly)! McClain allegedly fired a gun next to some fool's ear because... well... if nothing else, he plays for the goddamn Raiders!
ESPN probably chose the wrong shot opening shot for the West Virginia Mountaineer for you to watch some Thursday night football. Jenn Brown manned the sidelines where as you may have had your TV muted while Craig James announced the game. The University of South Florida also seemed to have a "ball boy" who seemed well into his 60's. Dana Holgerson had at least 8 Red Bulls before the game started. JUMP!
Via Spencer Hall at EDSBS: So we kept emailing the B1G hoaxster--and yes, it was a hoax--to see if we were going to get a response. You'd think someone who'd pulled off a successful prank would simply flee the scene of the crime, their work done and the feat accomplished, but the pros do this a bit differently. Over 2000 responded to the Craigslist seat filler hoax. Obviously the Big Ten is behind this. Great marketing work, fellas. Go read Spencer's Q&A - NOW!