Want to know what what pisses off junior high football coaches? Missed assignments that lead to his running back being destroyed. It's that simple. So imagine our glee when this YouTube video was uploaded today. Say hello to Mike Singletary Jr. Not the real one. We're not even sure there is one. But this is Singletary-esque in its level of pain and destruction. Prepare to hear the crowd gasp at this collision. JUMP!
The college football season kicks off Thursday night with scrub teams battling BCS conference doormats. In other words it's going to be a boring night of college football. The real deal happens Saturday in Dallas when LSU meets Oregon. Of course that means that the Ducks' cheerleaders will also be making their 2011-12 debut. Last night the ladies were busy shooting a poster & being covered in a very, very dark bronzer. JUMP!
It's the day Auburn fan and straight male guy has been waiting for all summer. Yes, we've been promoting the hell out of Playmate Jaime Edmondson wearing those Cam Newton BCS pants that BC purchased earlier this year. HERE is the very first photo from our Jaime shoot.Hope you enjoy and will join us tonight at Hudson Station in NYC (official Auburn bar) where we'll reveal the rest of the photos. $15 open bar.
It's kinda sad when YouTube uploaders don't provide viewers with more information about the subject of their videos. For example, take this video of a high school football game. Here is the headline: "Laker football crazy football hit ben adams." That's it. So is the running back named Ben Adams? No. We're calling him Peyton Hillis Jr. You are about to see a defensive back get jacked into Week 8 via Jr.'s shoulder shot. JUMP!
Jim Tressel is breaking out of his cocoon thanks to the beginning of the 2011 college football season and the fact that Donna Shalala was in bed with a Miami-based scumbag. A few tattoos and lying to the NCAA doesn't look as bad when there are plenty of scumbags stealing The Vest's thunder. Jim went on Cleveland's ESPN affiliate Friday to talk about his love of Terrelle Pryor and what Jim will do on Saturdays in Sept. Brought a tear to our eye. JUMP!
At this point we've been teasing this for about three months and it's finally happening. Remember those Cam Newton BCS game pants? Playboy Playmate Jaime Edmondson has finished her photoshoot work and now Coed Media Group is ready to kickoff the college football season with a can't miss NYC party. Everyone is invited. If you are a struggling blogger, recent grad looking to break into the business or just wanting to be in the presence of Cam's Pants, be there. Official details.
It's football season and you know that that means. Football! It also means tailgating and that means grilling and drinking. In order to get your proper shine on before the game, we've compiled the best tailgating beers for you. Whether you're a distinguished gentleman or a broke-ass college student, you'll find what you need right here.
Bless his heart, Eli Manning tries so damn hard. He has that Super Bowl ring but is pretty much an after thought for the New York media because he's aloof and tucks his damn jersey into a pair of perfectly pressed kahkis. The Jets and Giants sent team reps to Bryant Park today for some "We Care" event and the media was able to get Eli next to Mark Sanchez. The results weren't pretty. JUMP!
Just as America was on track to stomp out racism and white face Halloween costumes were on the decline, ESPN The Magazine goes and imagines a white face Michael Vick. Not that the essay from Twitter legend Touré had anything to do with imagining a white face Vick. Actually, we skimmed over it. Surely it's good. But it's that white Vick that has white America losing its mind. Here are the best Photoshops & tweets. JUMP!
You guys are clamoring to read the LSU fight report so we'll give you what was provided to Busted Coverage by our Bayou informants. This is all of it. After you read it, go back to your message boards and fight amongst yourself. Light up Tiger Droppings. We're just northerners who don't really have a dog in this fight, but hope Jefferson is QBing Sept. 24 at WVU. See you then! Documents - JUMP!
It's kinda sad that The Vest has all but faded from our memory thanks to Donna Shalala. But Ohio hasn't forgotten Vest. He's still The Man at Graffiti Burger in Grandview Heights, Ohio, a suburban hideout for OSU fans. It's a HUGE week in Ohio for football. High school teams kickoff Friday night and there is much debate over whether coaches - as the state's football association is advising - will wear ties to honor Jimbo. Most won't. Maybe Jim isn't The Man afterall. (via @marcus)
Tommy Tuberville's final season as the head coach at Auburn was a complete disaster. It was 2008, just four years removed from a 13-0 campaign and his team laid an egg with a 5-7 record and no bowl game. He was promptly run out of town & some guy named Chizik was brought in. Tubs landed at Texas Tech but a big part of him was still sitting in Alabama, specifically on Lake Martin. A giant, million-dollar house still belongs to Tommy. It's STILL on the market JUMP!
The hits just keep coming for former Browns gunslinger Bernie Kosar. His U seems headed for serious NCAA sanctions, he's still selling Longaberger baskets and his daughter has returned to the porn game with a new release. Of course you remember Lexxi Silver and her cinematic debut at a yoga studio. Bernie's worst nightmare has to be that his daughter seems to be paying her bills via $%^ fests. Daddy isn't exactly flipping $100s at his kids. Lexxi's return - JUMP!
The evolution of the Lingerie Football League from just some hokey, frat boy fantasy into legitimate entertainment powerhouse is upon us. Say hello to Mikayla (Miki) Wingle, a cornerback/wide receiver for the Tampa Breeze will appear on the upcoming season of Survivor (which is broadcast on CBS, which is owned by Viacom, which owns MTV, which will broadcast LFL games again this season). Of course this is a cross-promotion stunt. And we appreciate it. JUMP!
Taylor Swift brought her creamy tunes to Los Angeles last night and it just happened that Erin Andrews found time from her busy college football duties to meet her hero. If you follow Pageviews on Twitter, it was kinda a live-tweet-fest last night. (What do they call it when a cougar has a crush on a 21-year-old female pseudo-country singer?) Anyway, usually we don't realize how old EA is looking and then she gets next to a chick who isn't wrinkling. We address the scrub - JUMP!
Did you notice that silence from Adam Schefter yesterday across the entire family of ESPN media outlets? It seems that, according to Schef-dog's Twitter account, he and his NFL homeboys were shooting a commercial for the WWL. Keyshawn was allowed to hold what looks like a legit automatic rifle. (We're not gun freaks so correct us if you'd like - firstname.lastname@example.org) Of course the anticipation is killing us. CAN'T WAIT! Pics! JUMP!
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We just assumed Broadway Joe would come out and say his Twitter account was hacked Sunday during the Jets-Bengals game. The NFL legend has yet to rescind his "Gotta love seeing wet cheerleaders," tweet so at this point this one is one the record and fair game. Can't blame Joe Willie. He's 68, not allowed to drink like the old days, but still has a penchant for water-glazed chests. Is Joe fading into dirty grandpa mode? Yes, and that doesn't bother us a bit. Gallery!
Someone alert Gooddell. We've got some hazin' goin' on at Titans training camp & Jack Del Rio's head is about to blast into orbit. Yeah, Del Rio doesn't coach this team, but he dislikes (hates) NFL rookie hazing. Same with Jason Garrett from the Cowboys. Someone's going to get hurt or be scared for life. Um, that's some serious bullshit. Look at Titans' fullback Patrick Hill, yesterday, after practice. Doesn't look like he minded the plastic wrap & ice bath. Full photo - JUMP!
Ever since former booster and convicted swindler Nevin Shapiro outed the University of Miami for widespread NCAA rules violations new t-shirt designs have been popping up. Most of them are designed to kick The U while they're down, but the latest takes a direct shot at Shapiro. Check them all out right here. JUMP!
The day has finally come and there was no fanfare from the Raiders. We told the world in July about Susie Sanchez and her story of being the first cheerleading grandmother in NFL history. Many emailers thought they'd never see the granny in public and that the Raiders would come to their senses. Nope, this is the real deal. Susie is shaking it and meeting our U.S. Army personnel. She's one of the ladies. Out there to be lusted over by millions of men. And grandma's six pack isn't looking that bad. We're down with GILFs. JUMP!
A cryptic message was sent to us this afternoon from one of our reliable sources on the Bayou. "Picture of one of the guys involved in the LSU fight. I believe his name is Andrew Lowery. I decided not to post because LSU fans have direct access to my house and flamable substances." It's our understanding that this photo had been floating around SEC message boards over the weekend. Meanwhile, Jordan Jefferson still doesn't know who Thomas Jefferson is. JUMP!
Former Bachelor 'contestant' Shawntel Newton uploaded a few photos to her Facebook fan page early this morning. Big deal, right? Um, if you are into gossipy NFL gossip then the photos were reminders that Aaron Rodgers is straight & likes boobs. You see, Shawntel's sister is Destiny. You might remember her via some bikini pics. Anyway, it seems Rodgers had the Newton sisters out to visit Lambeau last week. The talk-sports.net message board soon lit up. JUMP!
It's that time of year when super football dad changes out of his baseball dad khakis and into his jersey/backwards hat/stopwatch/video camera outfit. You know the guy. He's the one who uploads YouTube greatest hits videos of his son with the hope that Bob Stoops is watching. He's the guy who plays Madden with his son and they "talk football" at the dinner table. Meet 27-year-old DeJuan Wells. Dude went nuts Saturday at his son's practice & eventually bit two cops. JUMP!
Before you email us saying this is a fake Joe Namath account, or that the Jets legend was hacked - don't bother. This is the real deal, fellas. Broadway was watching last night's Jets-Bungwads game and kinda live tweeted the festivities. There were tweets on Mark Sanchez's play, the o-line, etc. But then came the oddity of the night. Is there a reason for Joe to comment on Jets' Flight Crew getting soaked? Press release to tell us his account was hacked? It's Monday, let's GO!
Look, fantasy dorks, this is your warning to tread lightly when watching 9-to-12 hours of continuous coverage from ESPN. At first your mind comprehends the numbers, diagrams, John Kruk analyzing a Little League World Series catcher blocking the plate, Darren Woodson pontificating about Tom Brady, followed by Chris McKendry mesmerizing with a new haircut. Then, when you are at your weakest, they slip in Cam Newton's fantasy rushing projections. Poof! You're fooled.
A former Oakland Raiders cheerleader - Nicole Rosenstiel - turned police office is suing her employer, the Vacaville Police, for sexual harassment. She's asking for $1.5 million for enduring such comments as "nice rack" and "I want to see you naked." When did broads start mistaking compliments for sexual harassment? And since when can't a cop tell a chick how good she looks? Crazy bitches! Judge for yourself via the gallery! JUMP!
Are a few of the following photos weak? Of course, but they all can't be 10s. Deal with it. Don't even start emailing us saying, "Weak. That Kentucky chick is just bonging a beer." Um, true, but did you happen to catch the handicap dude photobombing her ass from the comfy motorized wheelchair. Suck it. Anyway, we're two weeks from the first college football weekend and you need inspiration for your 2011 beer bong. This should help. Bongs! Grandma ripping a bong! JUMP!
So the lovely ladies at our sister site, CollegeCandy, have thrown down the gauntlet with a little challenge called He Said/She Said and they walked into our wheelhouse - football. They want to know why we get up at 9 a.m. on a Saturday to pour over dozens of online 'insiders' telling us who'll cover the spread, followed by two hours of GameDay, which leads to the Noon kickoffs, followed by the 3:30 regional broadcast, which ironically lead right into the 7:30 (EST) ESPN game, which is just an appetizer for the ABC Saturday night game with Brent Musburger tweaking our nipples by uttering "You are looking live..."
It hit us like a ton of bricks, too. Why and how instantly came to mind. Why would Tony Romo volunteer the news that he and 15 buddies went to a West Virginia cabin for his bachelor party? And, how did they come up with a game of hide-n-seek? The story continues to circulate on the Internets and the Twitter crowd has been less than pleasant towards Party Boy. Listen, if the story doesn't involve strippers & throwing midgets off decks, keep it to yourself. Twitter BOMBS! JUMP!
We're still trying to figure out who had this stellar prank pulled on his SUV, but one member of the Indianapolis Colts showed up to Anderson University this morning to this. Not only was the ride filled with thousands of shipping peanuts, but it was also plastic wrapped. Ahh, those training camp pranks. Jason Garrett wouldn't stand for this kind of crap. Same with Jack Del Rio. The NFL will obviously be investigating this hazing. Heads will roll. PHOTOS! JUMP!
A hand gesture to support the Nebraska Cornhuskers that looks like a sexual reference, but can also be construed to look like a cob corn -- now why didn't we think of that? We'll tell you why. Because we come from places populous enough to have something called the NFL and because we have jobs. For those of you in Nebraska, here's the CornFinger!
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