Would the 49ers do something very, very stupid to fill the spot left after Braylon Edwards was released on Tuesday? So stupid like resigning Terrell Owens? Just in time for the playoffs? Crazy, right? Then the tweets start flowing from T.O.'s fingers. He's tweeting Donte Whitner and even hit send on this gem from some guest coaching gig: Met the West Team of the Offense-Defense, now headed back 2 Sam Houston High School 2 workout!! Gotta stay ready!! Still time, 49ers fan.
The Military Bowl between the Toledo Rockets and the Air Force Falcons was filled with insane amounts of scoring and tons of shameless corporate sponsorship. I guess someone had to pay for the billion dollar Stealth Fighter flyover which was totally bad ass. A MAC conference team was in this game so you know what that means. No defense and a million points scored. If you hate MACtion, then you obviously hate America and the Military Bowl. JUMP!
In Euro sports leagues Destiny Newton would be splashed across tabloids & the subject of great interest to sports fanatics. In the U.S., she's unknown. A Twitter search results in zero mentions. Meanwhile, this is the girlfriend of Aaron Rodgers, a quarterback who is putting together two of the greatest back-to-back NFL seasons in football history. How is it possible for a Super Bowl champion QB's girlfriend to remain so quiet? No idea, but that may soon change. JUMP!
Major Twitter news for the tabloids & us sleazy bloggers who have made fortunes on the Tiger Woods divorce. Rachel Uchitel, usually referenced as the hot Tiger Woods' mistress, announced last night that she is five months pregnant thanks to the handy work of her new husband & former Penn State fullback Matty Hahn. Dude hit the wife lottery (rich & she has her private detective certification) & now he'll likely get a baby reality show! JUMP!
Oregon stud RB LaMichael James & the Ducks yesterday got the VIP experience at Disneyland where one of the Rose Bowl gifts was the chance to ride Space Mountain. And then LaMichael James made a roller coaster face. The Internet went nuts. There is also news of Oregon football players getting stuck on a hotel elevator. But all focus is on James & the face. His teammate Kenjon Barner uploaded this gem & it is now part of this list of great roller coaster faces. JUMP!
Bill Maher made one little tweet on Christmas Eve about Tim Tebow and all of a sudden the Christian elitists are all up in arms over the use of f@$k, Hitler, Satan in the same tweet. Said Maher: Wow, Jesus just f*(ked
#TimTebow bad! And on Xmas Eve! Somewhere in hell Satan is tebowing, saying to Hitler "Hey, Buffalo's killing them" Of course that got passed around & the Christians are all #SMH & #LIBERALTRASH. Oh, and there's a bonus...Pro Bowl f-bombs! JUMP!
We live in a three dimensional world and sometimes it can be tough to tell which one to hold your sign into. Rule of thumb, hold it so the camera reads it so it isn't backwards Louisville Carinal fans. The NC State Wolfpack, who is coached by Tom O'Brien, pretty much has nothing to give after giving up Russell Wilson to Wisconsin. Also, the weird Louisville bird kid made it on ESPN. Congratulations you weird little bird bastard. JUMP!
Prime Time! Or, if you've seen that stupid commercial, The Prime... if you're into the whole brevity thing. Deion Sanders and his wife Pilar are getting divorced. As you might expect, this is about to turn ugly. Through her attorney, Pilar claims she didn't find out about the divorce proceedings until she read about it in the media. We're not sure how believable that is, but we've got the claims and a little background on old Neon Deion. It's gonna get ugly! Check it!
She reached the pinnacle of Lingerie Football League success... actually, we have no idea what that is, but she was an LFL All-Star cornerback with the Chicago Bliss. Now, Danielle Moinet is now polishing her wrestling career in the FCW. it's okay if you've never heard of that. We haven't either, but she may one day end up a WWE Diva. In the meantime, she's serving as a valet for Abraham Washington. We've got the video and, more importantly, some photos of the lovely Miss Moinet for you. Check it!
The Little Caesars bowl kicked off tonight and 3 bros decided to show up and wear the least manly of outfits. The Western Michigan Broncos and the Purdue Boilermakers faced off against each other. Also, the Broncos threw one of the sweetest flea flickers for a Touchdown. Robert Marve, the transfer from the Miami Hurricanes, actually came into the game. He must have had some time off from getting drunk, taking illegal benefits, and shagging co-eds. JUMP!
It's been one helluva year for the sports world where crazy people came out of the woodwork in droves. It was sometime around April 15 when it became apparent that streakers and nutjobs were overtaking the 2011 MLB season. Things got really weird in May when during one night in Seattle there were four streakers that jumped onto the field during a series against the Yankees. We have horse racing streakers, rugby streakers, baseball, football, Canadian football and a banana sling rugby World Cup streaker you cannot miss. Here's to 2011...we'll miss you but not all the dong. JUMP!
And you thought it was impossible to tie Tebow into this Monday Night Football game. Blasphemy. This went down about 1.5 hours ago. What kind of guy shows up at the Superdome, amongst 75,000 rabid Saints fans, wearing his Jesus #15 jersey? A crazy MFer, that's who. That thing looks fresh, too. Probably just unwrapped yesterday. A gift from an understanding wife who realizes her husband is f-ing nuts. No sword fights with Brees reported. (via @WoodyCalcio)
Two insane New Orleans Saints fans was spotted in The Superdome where the Atlanta Falcons looked to come in for the upset. Even Betty White made an appearance on Monday Night Football and it was nothing short of spectacular. She knew more about the NFL than more than some 20 year olds. Even Suzy Kolber showed up and thankfully Joe Namath wasn't there to try and kiss her. JUMP!
ESPN sideline reporter Allison Williams was not discouraged even though only a handful of fans showed up to the Independence Bowl between the Mizzou Tigers and the UNC Tarheels. We did't need Darren Rovell to tell us how empty this stadium it was. I don't know how you can blame the fans though. Who wants to live in Shreveport? Sorry @FOTProgram. Spotted in the crowd: Is this kid's dad letting him smoke a blount or is it just a straw? JUMP!
Word is trickling out of Shreveport, Louisiana where bowl week officially kicks off in two hours and either Missouri or North Carolina will walk away with this broken trophy. Media types on the ground say that the Missouri mascot, Truman, has broken the trophy. @HarryPlumer is a Mizzou beat writer: Asked Truman if he broke the trophy. He nodded. Asked him what happened. Threw his paws in the air, then covered his eyes to mimic sobbing. Winner takes all! JUMP!
Annie Wagner took a poster to last night's Packers-Bears game. An NBC cameraman, who should get a raise, zoomed in on her 'My Cheating Ex-Boyfriend Is Watching From Couch Instead,' sign. Say hello to your hero, ladies. Deadspin had a tipster name her and provide a Facebook account. This isn't some sort of ploy to get on national TV. Annie and her girls are over on Facebook high-fiving each other for this Christmas Day destruction. JUMP!
Guess who's 2-1 as an NFL owner and has home-field advantage throughout the playoffs? This guy. So good luck to the 49ers and Saints coming into 'our' turf in the middle of January. Suck it, Brees. Your morning front page of the Green Bay Gazette. What else is going on? Denver is freaking out with a beat Kyle Orton & we're in scenario. Guess who Tebow thanked after getting his ass handed to him in Buffalo? Jesus. Read this - third graf. Let's get rolling!
Hell hath no fury like a drunken woman scorned. Olivia, the Green Bay Packers fan, didn't let her ex-boyfriend come to the game because he is a cheating son of a bitch. The sign read "MY CHEATING EX BOYFRIEND IS WATCHING FROM COUCH INSTEAD" which is an instant classic in relationship fiascos. Never mess with a girl that loves her football. Girls like Olivia will embarrass you in front of the entire nation. Be warned bros. HT @CJZero. JUMP!
It was the Sheraton Hawaii Bowl which at first was a lackluster game until something awesome happen. A Wide Receiver and a Cornerback starting going at it and before you could realize what was happening the entire end zone was filled with players in each other faces. Punches were thrown by the Southern Mississippi Eagles and the Nevada Wolfpack. Merry Christmas y'all. Video after the JUMP!
So Aloha Stadium was pretty much empty for this game against the Nevada Wolfpack and the Sourthern Mississippi Eagles. That didn't stop the crowd from having some signs that made absolutely no sense, cheerleaders, and announcers in God awful Hawaiian shirts. If anyone can figure out what the hell this sign says, please let me know. JUMP!
Remember that post of the "Number 1 LSU" Billboard from yesterday? Well, it turns out that it wasn't photoshopped after all and it is totally legit. This means that all those predictions we had of Afghanistani ragers filled with booze and broads are probably true. The 926th Engineering Company was behind this shenanigan in which Busted Coverage would like to salute you. Let's show the Taliban how America does football. HT CFBSection.
Tony Romo of the Dallas Cowboys got jacked up by a Philadelphia Eagles defender that made his hand swell up almost as big as his head. Some random third string Quarterback Stephen McGee came in to replace Romo. A Dallas Cowboys player gave one of the best "man I thought you were covering him" faces in the history of the NFL. JUMP!
Apparently the Tennessee Titans gave a memo to their fans that they should all dress ridiculous or dress up like Santa Claus for their game against the Jacksonville Jaguars. Interesting tactic to try and intimidate the other team. Apparently this redneck Titans fan knitted himself a hat for the game. He must have had some extra time on his hands. JUMP!
Not only does the Carolina Panthers Quarterback yell into the camera about being "swaggerific", he also let the entire world know that today he would not be listening to his coach today. Santa Claus made an appearance in Carolina Panther colors and cheered his team on against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Cheerleaders in skimpy outfits, video of Cam, and more after the JUMP!
The Green Bay Packers have a wealth of weapons. They're also the only team in the NFL that has five tight ends. That's right -- five tight ends. While that may sound absurd, it isn't nearly as absurd as the Packers' tight ends' Christmas card. Yup. The five of them went out and bought some Christmas sweaters, brought in a photographer, snapped a photo and send out this card. And yes, it's just as awesome as you think it is. Check it!
We love Lindsey Vonn... or at least we used to. The recent divorcee has been linked to Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow and although she claims she's not dating him, she's not opposed to the idea. Yeah, that's right. If you smell something fishy, it's probably because you're smelling fish. Vonn laid the groundwork for sports' newest super couple last night. We hate the idea, but it has to be better than Wozzilroy, right? Here's the story. Check it!
Is this LSU billboard in Afghanistan that's making the rounds legit? Probably not, but let's just pretend it is for a minute. Just imagine if for one second these crazy bastards could chill out and watch college football. The pageantry. The excitement. The cheerleaders. The sundresses. Imagine an Afghan being hoisted up for his first keg stand. His first sorority chick riding him after an all-night rager. Can't Nike make a college football game happen in Kabul? Too much to ask? (via @LSUherbvin)
What a year it has been for Bernie Kosar. We dug through piles of porn videos to finally bust the case of Lexxi Silver, who just happened to be Bernie's oldest daughter. She released two porn flicks during 2011 and then went silent. Now we get back on the Bernie case with this weird photo from the Tami Longaberger holiday party at her house a couple weeks back. Yes, that Longaberger family. She's loaded & has been with Bernie for a couple years now. JUMP!
For all you rookie bloggers out there, this is how stories about Tebow get blown up into 'stories.' On Wednesday, BC Special Assignment Editor Joe Student interviewed Miss January 2012 Heather Knox. Student, an experienced reporter, was able to get Knox to comment on the Tebow hysteria. She said he was a "hottie." The conversation turned to Timmy's v-card. Bingo! You've got a story. Then our friends at RedLasso send word that Fox 31 Denver is all over this drama. JUMP!
Saw this on the Denver Post this morning & finally figured out that it came from Broncos safety David Bruton's. Twitter account. You think Brades ordered that off UglySweaterParty.com or just had it packed away under stacks of clipboards and size S Under Armour shirts? We're going latter. Of course we're searching like crazy to find what sweater Tebow had on for the flight to Buffalo. It's our duty. All hands on deck. Be a hero: email@example.com
Just making our normal rounds on the Twitter photo search and look what we have here via @HerrDoggo. Total bro move by both parties, the guy wearing the jersey and from Herr Doggo snapping while Tebow was at a urinal. What else do we have two days before Baby Jesus does his thing? Ever see a Tebow jersey tattoo? And on a black guy's arm? That's like a white guy 6'1" being able to dunk. Unlikely. But we have it for you. Oh, and granny Tebowing. The craze rolls on. JUMP!
Wait, so there was an NFL game last night? You can call it that, but it was really a game to decide which team will get rewarded with Andrew Luck. Don't ask us how the NFL decides a tie-breaker for draft position, but the Colts f-ed around & beat Houston, meaning the Rams have moved into a tie with two wins apiece. Word on the street is that teams would trade three #1s & maybe a total of 5 picks for the Luck spot. In other words, that guy has a reason to be pissed. Let's get rolling!
ESPN will not let you forget that this Quarterback is the tallest QB in College Football but the real question is what drug is he on? Is it Xanax, Adderall, Marijuana, or just plain alcohol? Also, Chris Peterson of Boise State University does not look happy from the performance of his team. Somebody get him 2 mgs of Xanax stat! We are still not sure if Vontaze Burflict will murder a player on the field tonight. This is the Maaco Las Vegas Bowl, welcome to Thunder Dome bitch! JUMP!
The famous sports-figure Christmas cards are rolling in quite fast now that word is spreading that BC is hunting them down. Some dude named Lee sent us a tweet telling us that Jimmy Johnson was up to his weekly shenanigans. And there it was, coach with the boobie saddlebags flopped out and wearing his Santa hat. This guy is a straight up party waiting to bust loose at any moment. Have a Christmas card we need to see and publish? Send it in: firstname.lastname@example.org
You used to wait anxiously all year for Christmas Day when there would be a Nintendo, a Ken Griffey Jr. 1989 Upper Deck rookie card, a super-cool Alf doll or even a Cabbage Patch doll for those of you metrosexuals who were of age during that period. Now you've grown up and just want to sleep late and wake up to a woman such as those on our 2011 Sexy WAGs of Christmas Past & Present. Of course they're in a relationship, but 'tis the season to dream big and remember what the Christmas spirit is all about. We have Adriana Lima, Danielle Lloyd, Erica Ellyson, Gemma Atkinson & more celebrating the Yuletide. JUMP!
Josh Hopkins, formerly known as Erin Andrews' boyfriend, seems to have been replaced by a golden retriever puppy. We're still waiting on a follow-up explanation from OK Magazine or TMZ on this one, but it seems Pageviews and Mr. Kentucky have called it quits if we are to believe this tweet exchange. That's right, losers, she's back on the market. Should you start sending flowers and bottles of SmartWater to her Atlanta condo? Nope, she's moving in a couple weeks. JUMP!