Be honest with yourself for a minute. Joan & Melissa Rivers three-way, "How Many Beers?" Not even joking, 12-14 & a vodka/Red Bull nightcapper. Just think of all the bucket list items to scratch off. Bagging 70+ year old - CHECK. Mother-Daughter Three-Way - CHECK. Famous Chicks - CHECK. 6 Degrees Of Kevin Bacon - CHECK. And don't think for a second Joan doesn't get work done on the beef curtains. Oh, hey, Erin Andrews! Call us. email@example.com
The Occupy Wall Street demonstrators may not have much of a sense of humor, but we do. That's why we find Occupy Herbstreit somewhat hilarious. The movement, if you can call it that, is based around a blog and features a rogue college football fan holding up ironic signs that play off the Occupy Wall Street themes only are about college football. The movement is both small and young, but we've grabbed the best from Occupy Herbstreit. Check it!
You think Mark Rypien really enjoys men checking out his daughter's rack and ass while she plays tackle football? Would you if she were your daughter? But he takes it because Angela continues to chase her dream of a perfect 4-0 season and Lingerie Football League championship. Would he get in a LFL arena brawl over comments? "What good’s that gonna do? And if I did whoop his a** in the parking lot, what good’s that gonna do? I’ll get a lawsuit against me.” (via Lost Lettermen)
There isn't a sluttier holiday than Halloween for women who'll go all year just waiting for that one night to slut it up just so they have something cool to post on Facebook. Being that we're a sports-themed site, it's our job to show ladies that there are even more options to raise your game in 2011. Bodypaint is the new black. Are you single? You won't be after going as Calvin Johnson jersey chick to some Detroit bar. Are you a single lesbian? You won't be after going as Romo. JUMP!
You know it has to suck for Tom Brady to not be able to take his boy into the backyard and smash two-hoppers while Ben Brady plays shortstop. The logical move is to get a giant 45-acre spread where Gisele can plant some flowers and frolic in the sweet grass. Hence, the attempted sale - yet again - of Brades Beacon St. penthouse. Being the nice guy that Tom is, he's lowering the asking price $400,000 and asking $10.5mm. Step up, Patriots superfan. JUMP!
Thanks to Facebook we can put a sports angle on this story that's been driving us crazy all morning. You see, Joseph Bartorillo is a Steelers fan. He also must of hated his female coworkers at Proctor & Gamble in NE Pennsylvania. One thing led to another - over 20 months - and Joe was injecting his semen into yogurt cups eventually eaten by those female coworkers. Yeah, the story of how this all went down is quite disturbing. Full details - JUMP!
You might remember our report last month on how Todd Blackledge's prized Mercedes two-door was on eBay and some lucky bidder was about to own the NFL legend's first big rookie purchase. We're happy to report that the 500-Series SEC fetched $5,250 after a ferocious 29 bid outburst from car freaks. After being part of Todd's life for 27 years, this beauty will likely be driven by some old Jew in Fort Lauderdale. Photos and Todd's emotional letter about the car - JUMP!
The blogs that dork out on all things 'football' have been gagging over the news that Tim Tebow ended Week 5 with a better Total QBR ranking than Aaron Rodgers in ESPN's index. It's just the kind of emotional reaction ESPN was hoping you morons would give them. Thanks for justifying some stupid QB rating system. Today we learn that even Aaron Rodgers thinks these rankings are horse#$%. "I played a full game," Rodgers tells ESPN 540. JUMP!
Sometimes it just seems like the officials have it out for your team and maybe they do, but we've never seen anything quite this blatant, especially at such a high level. We've got video of a referee pushing the ball forward after it was spotted to, seemingly, try to give Wake Forest a first down in their game against Florida State. Wake Forest would win 35-30. Home cooking? You be the judge.
Well, well, well the day finally arrived when Steve Spurrier and the University of South Carolina had enough of Stephen Garcia. (The guess is that we'll be hearing about an arrest or worse in coming days.) An Oklahoma football reporter's tweet about a failed urine test sent the Internet into a frenzy this afternoon. Um, like we told you guys Garcia was pounding brews a couple weeks ago. Dayglow party, anyone? Send your Stephen Garcia party memories: firstname.lastname@example.org
Via our Internet sources, the Green Bay Packers ticket office this week sent out notices to fans who are on the team's season ticket waiting list. One guy (@MikeJMacco) reports that his spot at 26,210 is after joining the wait when he was 15 years old. The form is almost anti-climatic. Sorta like, 'What are you waiting around for?' The Packers waiting list is now officially bigger than the Sunday circulation of the city's newspaper. At least 88, 595 are on it. JUMP!
Maybe you remember Cris Carter dissing Calvin Johnson back in August. Last night was Megatron's official coming out party and he didn't disappoint, grabbing 5 balls for 130 yards & 1 TD. The performance from the Lions was so great that Mitch Albom could only start sentences this morning with one word, 'Change.' Now 5-0, the Lions get San Fran and Atlanta at Ford Field in consecutive weeks before a roadie to Denver. Tix still available.
Broncos QB Brady Quinn got passed over Tim Tebow in yesterday's loss to San Diego. Meanwhile, his girlfriend, gymnast Alicia Sacramone tore her Achilles while training in Japan. The couple may be cursed, but they're still in love, dammit! And why not? She's gorgeous & he has no reason to stay in Denver now that the Jesus Boy era has begun. We salute your level of commitment Brady Quinn and we'll do it with a gallery of your hot girlfriend. Check it!
Kevin Ridley, a photojournalist for WCNC in Charlotte, N.C., took this shot during yesterday's Saints-Panthers game. Upon first glance we were drawn in by the Halloween costume, but quickly realized this was a 'situation.' It appears that dad has hijacked his daughter from a nice day at home where Lucy would be playing with dolls. Instead she's creeped out by daddy's fascination with a 1-4 rookie. It's ok, we're told police have investigated & it's not an abduction. (via @kjridley)
Busted Coverage has been to three ESPN GameDay live shows this season. And we've been behind the gates for all three. Yes, we've touched Erin Andrews. Shirt on shirt contact. Photos have been taken. There has been chitchat exchanged. In other words, she likes us. We're not idiots like Boomer Sooner fan at this weekend's Red River Shootout (yes, it was straight up murder). Toolbag @ryandavidreaves & EA went at it yesterday over an incident in Dallas. JUMP!
Saturday at Tennessee vs. Georgia was the last official trip Busted Coverage has planned this fall. There might be a last-minute, game-time decision type trip but not likely. So this was the last hurrah to a season of tailgating, debauchery and ladies in sundress/riding boot combos. What did we learn in 2011? BC keeps getting older and SEC girls stay the same age. It's ridiculous. What else? A 'Now Accepting Volunteers' shirt attracts the chicks. JUMP!
For those of you forced yesterday to watch the Jets get manhandled by the Patriots and without the super-awesome NFL Red Zone channel, there was this incident in the NFL. It was the resurrection of Tim Tebow. He's back. He's trending on Twitter. Will He start next week? Will John Fox be forced to start Him? Never before in the history of this league has a third-string QB caused this much commotion. After the jump, the NSFW hate speech from Week 5. JUMP!
BC reader Blake S. sent word very early this morning: "My friend got this yesterday." After 10 minutes of Google searches it seems that Blake's friend is the very first mentally stable person to get a giant Al Davis calf tat after the passing of the 82-year-old Raiders owner. It's not the tat we would have gotten, but it's not our leg. In other NFL news, it wasn't sexy last night, but the Packers went to 5-0 with a second-half comeback on the Falcons. Let's get rolling!
Want to know what's great about this job? Walking into an airport hotel bar, finding a seat at said bar, having a Mexican cross dresser on your left (seriously) and the Tigers-Yankees on a TV to the right. A couple of construction workers head to their room and you move right. Minutes later you ask the guy on his iPad thingy how the Tigers went up 2-0. Three hours & a few beers later you've met a friend. Clemson fan, Chris. (Not pictured, that's some random tool.)
Remain calm, Michigan fan, we've yet to confirm that Denard Robinson has a raging ex-WAG that is correct in that her boyfriend was a low-down, two-timing, dirty dog. We were on the scene this morning as a WAG let loose on Denard's account with claims of hurt, neglect and love gone awry. Just another reason why college athletes shouldn't have a Twitter account or is this an attempt by a rogue to destroy an undefeated season? Make the call. Tweets - JUMP!
Before we go any further, please realize that Ashley Ferrara is an Oklahoma University law student. Like, the real deal. Buys books. Walks amongst the football players. She's not just some random bikini model living in Tampa who says she roots for the Sooners. Ashley has a vested interest. And then realize that she agreed to shoot, exclusive to Busted Coverage, some Scar-Jo mirror pics for this week's Red River Rivalry. Boomer Sooner, indeed! JUMP!
Sent to us this morning regarding yesterday's report on Tommy Rees's sister arrest at Purdue game & possible slutty ways: "u guys got a lot of nerve printing a story about his sister like that..one so many can read.. maybe her parents.. her brother. you have really put the knife in her.. and your so cowardly to boot.. not printing the guys names.. if i was rees and knew someone, like the mafia, i would have u hurt badly...george cunningham" We'll leave the light on, George.
Washington Redskins owner Dan Snyder is loaded. How loaded? He just forked over $70 million for a gigantic luxury yacht called The Lady Anne. Maybe he can throw another $40 million at Albert Haynesworth and use him as an anchor. We've got the particulars, we've got the photos, and we've got the story of Snyder's latest purchase, which says "I'm a bigger baller than you could even dream of!" Check it!
Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow was on The Biggest Loser last night. Does anyone else see irony in this? Anyway, Tebow showed those fatties how to do some workouts and gave one hell of a motivational speech. Unfortunately, none of it worked, but Tebow should be used to that by now. We've got the video right here for you. Are you ready to get FIRED UP!? Check it!
Here is the video of what happened during Sunday's game when Steelers' linebacker James Harrison went helmet-to-helmet with Texans OL Duane Brown. Harrison wrote on Twitter this afternoon: "Thanks again to all for the prayers and get well wishes. I'm out of surgery and in my room recovering." Then he uploaded the patch pic. "I feel like a pirate. Lmao," he added after getting out of surgery. Seems like a Men's Journal curse to us? Sorry about your face, bro.
Thanks to a reader, Zach in Portland, we have yet another investigation into the University of Oregon cheerleading unit. "I've looked at hundreds of photos of UO cheerleaders out in the wild and a bunch have belly button piercings. In the photos you show they don't have them. Whats up," Zach wrote in an email. Great question, Zach. Good to see our readers nosing around the NCAA for more than just violations. Our research - JUMP!
Just another Wednesday afternoon during the college football season when word drops about a Notre Dame quarterback's (Tommy Rees) sister being arrested for drunkenness & fighting fans at the Purdue game. Meet Meghan Rees. She's 21, goes to Miami (O.) and is about to become the flavor of the week. BC investigators have started snooping around and we hear that Meghan might be blazing a path from football game to football game. Sex stories, anyone? JUMP!
The moment you've all been holding your breathe for has finally come -- Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is back together with Kristin Cavallari. The, uh... super couple was spotted holding hands in Los Angeles today. The last time we checked, the Bears played in Chicago. Obviously, Cutler had more important matters to take care of. This is probably best for his emotional well being. In honor of the reunion, here's a gallery of Cutler and Cavallari's greatest hits. Check it!
Major news out of a Las Vegas chapel today where Tiger mistress Rachel Uchitel is said to have married former Penn State fullback Matt Hahn (134 rushing yds in 4 years!). The tabloids are going nuts. Twitter is buzzing. Sports bloggers are digesting what this means to Tiger's chances in 2012 at Augusta. In other words, it's hitting the fan. Uchitel, known as the really hot mistress that Tiger actually got right, applied for a marriage license on Sunday at 9.20 p.m. JUMP!
Welcome to a new series here at Busted Coverage where we use the Internet to revisit some of the finer moments in sports history via our research abilities. We'll look into the histories of athletes, members of the media and how those stories have relevancy all these years later. Today BC flashes back to 1978. The Cowboys had just beaten the Green Bay Packers and a 26-year-old Skip Bayless had attacked Tony Dorsett just two weeks before the game. JUMP!
For those of you who are new around here let's catch up on old Busted Coverage news. We've always been intrigued with Matthew Stafford and his girlfriend Kelly Hall. Why? Because BC has poked fun at them, wondered about Staffs pounding beers & published their vacation photos. If anything, it was just a matter of time before a lawyer wrote us an email. But it didn't happen. Now Kelly follows our tweets & even agreed to chat after the Lions-Cowboys thriller. JUMP!
You know him from Monday Night Football and, um, well, Monday Night Football. Hank Williams Jr. had a couple hits before the Internet existed, became an enraged Republican/Tea Party/angry white guy. Yesterday he let it all fly on Fox & Friends where he likened President Obama to Hitler. The day ended with ESPN pulling his MNF opener and Twitter blazing hot with NSFW tweets. Luckily, those tweets were still pouring in this morning. JUMP!
Miami Dolphins running back Reggie Bush didn't do much on the field during Sunday's loss to the San Diego Chargers, but he had a good time in his hometown and in L.A. Bush headed up the 5 and hit the club scene after the game, had a few drinks and looked at some dancing broads. All in all, a fine way to spend a Sunday evening drowning your sorrows. Check it out here!
Just now catching up on DVRs from over the weekend and getting our first look at Angela Rypien's Lingerie Football League debut Friday night in Green Bay. What have we learned about Mark Rypien's daughter and her football abilities? She can throw a football, just not accurately at this time. She also has one helluva mean streak in her that came out during a play late in the first quarter. Sean Salisbury has the color as Angela gets a personal foul. JUMP!
What a great day in the NFL for those of you who take to Twitter to drop f-bombs, dick jokes, etc. towards QBs who blow a 24-point lead. Tony Romo had a 3rd quarter for the ages with two INTs returned for TDs. Um, those were on consecutive drives. Instead of winning, going 3-1 and staying with the pack in the NFC East, the Cowboys are a ho hum 2-2. If you like NSFW tweets and black dudes destroying the dictionary, this one is for you. JUMP!
Busted Coverage has boots on the ground in Madison, Wisconsin for ESPN GameDay stop. It’s Nebraska's first Big Ten game and Wisconsin's high-powered offense seems poised to pound the ball down their throats . The students are fired up with their corn-inspired signs. Cheeseheads are up early and we assuming drinking heavily. They have crazy ass signs to show mom and dad back home in Eau Claire. Here are your best of the best. Enjoy.