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Football - page 176

May 30, 2012

Wes Welker & Anna Burns Wedding Registry: Yes, We Bought Them The Avocado Tool

'Tis the wedding season for guys in the NBA & NFL getting married to WAGs who instantly hit the motherlode, pending the signature of the prenup. Jimmer Fredette gets hitched Friday night and Wes Welker marries former Hooters bikini model Anna Burns in late June. Of course that means we go shopping for gifts. Today we perused the Welker wedding registry and snagged a sweet avocado tool for the happy couple. JUMP!

May 29, 2012

As Mentioned, Gronk & His Bros Went HAM Shirtless In Atlantic City

We warned you guys that Gronk and Team Jizz Blaster would be in A.C. this weekend for the College Mansion bikini bash. The shirtless Gronk bros didn't disappoint, according to those in attendance. White boy rapper Mike Stud was "in the house," too and seemed to get along swimmingly with everyone's favorite meathead. In fact, it seems that these two meatheads might actually collaborate on future meathead endeavors. Possible meathead tour? Possible. JUMP!

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May 29, 2012

Iowa QB James Vandenberg Killed This Giant Bear [PHOTO]

What has your college quarterback been up to during the offseason? Getting arrested for DUI or stealing a laptop? Slaying any bears? Iowa QB James Vandenberg has. See that black bear? It recently got in the way of an arrow. Sorry, animal lovers, Vandenberg doesn't seem to have any issue helping control the bear population in Alaska or wherever he went to bag this monster. (via ‏@HawkeyeNation)

May 29, 2012

You Can Buy Steve McNair’s McMansion In Tennessee For $1.995 Million! [PHOTOS]

Do you collect houses of famous dead athletes? Did you miss out on Babe Ruth's house, yet are still in the market for an insane dead athlete pad? Steve McNair's widow has just the place for you. She's only been trying to unload it since the former Titans QB 20-year-old mistress killed him & herself back in 2009. Purchased for $1.6 million in 2004, Steve's widow is just trying to practically break even on this one. JUMP!

May 29, 2012

YES, Lauren Tannehill & The Dolphins Will Be On Hard Knocks!!! Guns In The Air!

BEST. HBO. NEWS. EVER. If there was ever a year to put the Miami Dolphins on Hard Knocks, 2012 makes perfect sense. New coach. New offense. New QB. Hottest new NFL WAG to come along since Gisele. That's right, in case you morons have been sleeping under a rock you already knew that Ryan Tannehill's wife, Lauren, doesn't mind modeling a bikini or shooting a gun. This will be must-see TV. JUMP!

May 29, 2012

Giants LB Mark Herzlich Promises His Friend Jackie Landry Has Real Breasts! [PHOTOS]

Cancer survivor & Super Bowl champion Mark Herzlich continues to live the dream life that movies are made of. The guy goes from being undrafted in 2011 to starting in the NFL to getting a ring (true, he didn't dress for the Super Bowl). Then this guy goes out this weekend, with his longtime girlfriend Danielle Conti and friends, for boating and pool time. Did we mention Herzlich even tweeted about one of the friend's rack? Oh, yes he did. JUMP!

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May 27, 2012

Nick Fairley Was Arrested For A DUI And Smiled For His Mugshot [PHOTOS]

Former Auburn Tiger and current Detroit Lion defensive tackle Nick Fairley was arrested for driving under the influence around 1:00 am on Sunday. This isn't Fairley's first run in with the law this offseason. Earlier he was arrested for the possession of marijuana. He received a ticket for having an open container, no proof of insurance, reckless driving, and attempting to elude police. Expect Roger Goodell to follow up on this. JUMP!

James Harrison Discusses Life And How He Likes Justin Bieber [VIDEO]

James Harrison of the Pittsburgh Steelers has gotten a bad wrap over the years for hard hits on players and fines handed down by Roger Goodell. The filmmaker Sean Pamphilon, who is known for releasing the tapes of Gregg Williams in the bountygate scandal, rode along with Harrison where they talked about James' possible rap career and the bountygate scandal. Of course, Harrison said his music would be a combination of R Kelly, Justin Bieber, and Usher JUMP!

May 25, 2012

Ole Miss Has Decided Exactly What You Will Wear To Every Game

Ole Miss is known for their gorgeous southern co-eds, the grove, and their extravagant southern attire. Their slogan is "We may not win every game, but we've never lost a party." Well, the Ole Miss Rebels have announced that their fans should wear specific colored fan attire that differs for each game based on the team that they are playing. This is basically the most Ole Miss thing ever. The actual 2012 football dress code is after the JUMP!

May 25, 2012

The Very Best Of Rob Gronkowski Drunken & Party Moments

Big weekend coming up for Gronk & Team Jizz Blaster. It seems that the crew at College Mansion is throwing a giant bash at Trump Casino in Atlantic City with dozens & dozens of bikini models and the Gronkowski crew. Seriously. They're also bringing along legendary Jizz Blaster Dean Muhtadi, who is quickly working his way through the meathead rankings. Don't say we didn't warn you all hell is about to break loose on that boardwalk. Fist pump! Fist pump! Fist pump! JUMP!

May 25, 2012

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May 24, 2012

Let’s See What Bernie Kosar’s Porn Daughter Lexxi Silver Is Up To These Days

From time to time we check in with poor Bernie Kosar and his wild ass family mostly just to feel fortunate that we're not related to any of them. Sure, Bernie will always be a God in Cleveland and Miami, but this guy will forever be known on the Internet as the only legendary NFL QB with a daughter whose porn career was outed on the Internet. It seems the porn career is over, but the nightmare for Bernie isn't. JUMP!

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May 24, 2012

Tim Tebow Manages To Blow Up Twitter With Back-To-Back INTs – In Practice

Gotta believe Sanchez has INT bounties on Tebow after learning this morning that Baby Jesus went back-to-back in the INT department during his first OTA practice with the Jets. Seriously, wouldn't you throw some coin to the defense if you were Mark Sanchez? $5,000 per INT. $10,000 if you rip Tebow in a post-practice interview with WFAN. Maybe drop a "Mark Sanchez is looking sharp" or a "Tebow is having trouble picking up the offense." (via @SInow)

May 23, 2012

2012 Eagles Cheerleader Bikini Shoot In Bahamas [PHOTOS]

How we let this one slip by is mind boggling. Of course the Philadelphia Eagles cheerleaders were in the Bahamas earlier this month to shoot the team's bikini calendar. Guess we were busy staring at Cowboys cheerleader asses. Anyway, this one looks like your normal shoot. Sand, water, chicks with giant boobs, surf, sun, blah, blah, blah. Sorry, ladies, it's going to take a better effort to ever get to the DCC level. JUMP!

May 23, 2012

Ladies, Bills WR David Clowney DOES NOT Have HIV & Here Is Proof!

A guy with only 8,800 Twitter followers is causing a HUGE blog-gasm by sports blogger dorks who probably never wrote a single post about David Clowney before today. Why is the Bills' WR getting so much publicity this morning? He uploaded a pic of a recent negative HIV test. That's it. Look, kudos to Clowney for not dipping his monster dong in the wrong broad, but this Twitter follower grab is ridiculous. JUMP!

May 22, 2012

LOL! Tony Romo Giving Kiss Of Death To Boston Celtics Playoff Run

From last night via @PaigeGreco: "Hangin out with my homeboy Tony Romo last night... Yes I know I look gross." Blah, blah, blah. Let's focus on those seven letters across Romo's rec league jersey. Isn't a bigger kiss of death to an NBA franchise still in the playoffs like this guy wearing your name. We're talking one NFL playoff victory. Don't say we didn't warn Boston fans when something goes wrong in Game 6 & 7.

May 22, 2012

Donald Driver’s Family Killing It On DWTS With Their Handy Cheeseheads [Morning Twitpic]

Why were we watching Dancing With The Stars last night? Because the 76ers-Celtics game was a snoozer and we wanted to see Donald Driver's country dance. Simply an epic performance. Jaw-dropping. In NBA news, the torch has officially been passed in the Western Conference. Kobe's 42 wasn't enough to beat the Thunder. This means Thunder-Spurs won't start for like two weeks (May 27) while the Eastern Conference moves at a turtle pace. Let's get rolling!

May 21, 2012

Seriously, Under Armour, You Made Cam Newton Fly Coach To The Preakness?

This is Cam Newton jumping on a plane yesterday, according to some guy who goes by @SuperClif on Twitter. Not a big story at all besides our boy rocking the red muffs and green hat. Dude just constantly redefines the QB fashion game. The big news here, for us, is that Cam is flying coach. Why was this stud flying coach the day after going to the Preakness for his Under Armour flukies? Someone at UA pulling a sick f-ing joke on us? JUMP!

May 20, 2012

Tim Tebow Really Doesn’t Want You To See This [PHOTO]

It's no secret that Tim Tebow and his lawyers want to keep his image as pristine as possible. Well, this time they may have taken things a little too far. Tim Tebow attended the Broadway show "Rock of Ages" and took a picture with the lovely ladies of the cast. To the chagrin of Tebow's legal team, @neka posted this photo on her account for the entire internet to see. It's usually a lot better to just ignore something than bring attention to it by asking for it to be removed. JUMP!

May 20, 2012

It’s All Over, Jersey Chasers, Jeremy Shockey Got Married Last Night In Miami [VIDEO]

Tragic news this morning for jersey chasers & the Miami model scene. Jeremy Shockey, a man of bachelorhood until 31, Daniela Cortazar in an official ceremony at the 5 Star pool on the infamous 5 Star Island. You might remember how Shockey, in April, went from being in a huge feud with Warren Sapp to tweeting about his wifey in a matter of days. Of course this guy wins the 'Offseason of the Year' award for a guy and hasn't even found a team to play for yet. JUMP!

May 18, 2012

President Nick Saban Gets This Military Welcome At Fort Benning Today

Of course BC loves the troops as much as the next Republican, but why is everyone kissing Nick Saban's ass today at Fort Benning in Georgia. Isn't not like all these guys who lined the walkway to the National Infantry Museum are Bama fans. You'd figure one of these guys would blurt out a 'War Eagle' as a joke or something. It's as if these soldiers were warned that a single LSU chant and that punk would be cleaning shitters for a week. JUMP!

May 18, 2012

Former Bears Safety Chris Harris Taking Loss On Suburban Pad; $329K! [PHOTOS]

We've been getting some emails from guys complaining that the only houses we run are ridiculous multi-million dollar mansions. Blah, blah, blah. Something about, "Yeah, but how some of the lesser known guys are living?" Ok, smartasses, you want to see how a seven-year vet making $1.5 million a year is rolling? Check out this suburban Chicago house that former Bears safety Chris Harris is trying to sell. The guy isn't exactly selling a Shangri-La. JUMP!

May 18, 2012

Hands Down Best RGIII Beats Off On Jay Leno Headline – EVER! Greatest E.V.E.R!

Look what was waiting for WTOP radio station mobile app users in the D.C. area this morning. Backstory: RGIII was on Jay Leno last night doing some beatboxing. Blah, blah, blah. Of course nobody cares what happens on Leno at midnight. What we care about is the headlines dropped the next morning by some underpaid producer who gave us this "RG III beat off on Leno," gem. By the way, the performance was so dope. Video - JUMP!

May 17, 2012

Brett Favre & Deanna Gettin’ Some Breakfast At The Donut Hole Live Tweets

What's retirement like for Brett Favre? He can't even make a stop at some place called The Donut Hole for some breakfast without some chick live tweetin' the whole damn thing. Gotta give the guy credit, he hasn't just resorted to slappin' eggs and 'taters together in the skillet for Deanna. The old boy will actually take his wife out on a Thursday for some fine eatin'. Thankfully Meghan live tweeted her encounter with The Slinger. JUMP!

May 16, 2012

Cowboys Cheerleader Bikini Calendar Photos From Mexico Just Won’t Stop

At this point we figure you guys think BC is just dicking around and stretching out these Dallas Cowboys cheerleader galleries because it's a slow news week. Not the case at all. There are like 50 chicks on the team and they just keep uploading snapshots from their time in Cancun. While many NFL cheerleading units are a complete mess with social networking, the DCC is just a machine. Just blasting us with bikini shots at least 3-4 times per day. The latest – JUMP!

May 15, 2012

PHOTOS: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Invade Riviera Maya To Shoot Bikini Calendar

So it seems that over the last week or so there has been a gang of Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders holed up in some Riviera Maya (Mexico – south of Cancun) resort where they've been taking bikini photos for this season's calendar. Is there a smarter cheerleading team in the history of sports? No. Do you realize the weather in Riviera Maya this time of year? Hot, sunny and your IQ is 36 if you aren't in a bikini. The best part of this trip? The ladies have unleashed photo galleries. JUMP!

May 15, 2012

NFL Quarterbacks At Steeplechase Events: Was NFC West QB Pounding Nattys At Foxfield?

Yesterday we ran photos of Jay Cutler at some famous Tennessee steeplechase event where he seemed to be bro'd out at a high level with his pink shirt and loafers. Chris in D.C. emailed us and said to look up a certain NFC West QB who was at a steeplechase event back in April. "Seems like going to a stupid horse race is suddenly the cool thing to do in the NFL," he wrote. Yep, Chris is right. We found our guy. JUMP!

May 15, 2012

The Only Thing Grantland Has Done Is Make Smug Asshole Middle Managers Do Even Less Than Before Grantland

Good guy Richard Deitsch is at some ESPN promotional event this morning called Upfront where suits tell advertisers how great they are and remind them why their advertising dollars should go to the World Wide Leader. No problem with that. But then the assholes go and brag about Grantland bridging sports & pop culture. Good one, pricks.

May 14, 2012

Everyone Settle The F*ck Down, Donovan McNabb IS IN PLAYING SHAPE!

ProFootballTalk reports: “I’m in great shape,” (Donovan) McNabb said on ESPN’s SportsCenter Monday. “I’m in great shape. I’ve dropped 15, 20 pounds.” The photo on the left is from like last week. The photo on right with Purple Jesus is from their trip to the Caribbean in March. Look at McNabb owning ESPN by releasing possibly false advertising. As for the agent that let ESPN shoot video of Tubby in the ocean, he should be fired.

May 14, 2012

Troy Aikman Has Sold His .90 Acres Of Texas Land For Estimated $8-9 Million!

Big real estate news late last week that we think you guys will enjoy telling your coworkers about. Remember that .90 acres of land that Troy Aikman was trying to sell next to his $14,000,000 Texas mansion? Yeah, well someone bought the land. How much for the dirt? Candy Evans, a noted Dallas real estate news hound, estimates the final purchase price between $8-9 million. No, you don't get a house. Just this land. JUMP!

May 14, 2012

Jay Cutler Looked Dashing In Pink At The Iroquois Steeplechase [PHOTOS]

In case you don't keep up on all things steeplechase, bourbon & Tennessee, you missed out on Jay Cutler and the Iroquois Steeplechase, a 71-year-old tradition for Nashvillians. There was Cutler, on Saturday, with his pregnant Kristin Cavallari, looking quite SEC in his pink button-up and loafers. It was quite a difference from the last time we saw the scraggly Cutler. You might remember the t-shirt & sweats combo. Saturday was time to bust out the bro gear. JUMP!

May 14, 2012

Gronk’s Birthday Party Included This Blonde With What Appear To Be Fake Breasts

So Gronk and parts of Team Jizz Blaster went out last night for the Patriots tight end's birthday (which is today) with five chicks for four guys. The two brahs in the middle are his brothers. Nope, can't keep them all straight and names are just useless details in this post. What matters is that Gronk has the Barbie doll wearing blue pumps and what we assume is the shortest skirt in clothing history. Sidenote: fake rack? JUMP!

May 10, 2012

Tim Tebow’s Dog Will Now Be Called Bronx Not Bronco

From what we can tell by looking at Tim Tebow's dog, he appears to be a grown boy who has taken to his name 'Bronco.' You ever owned a dog? By six months the dog's name is the dog's name. Not changing it. Want the dog to come in after dropping a deuce? Call his name? Angry at the dog for dropping a deuce in the hallway? You scream his name. Tim Tebow is changing all that in a purely Tim Tebow kinda way. JUMP!

May 9, 2012

Buy Bobby Petrino’s Wrecked Harley Davidson! Current Bid: $2,550!

This is not a joke. Bobby Petrino's wrecked Harley is really up for auction right now on some site called Copart.com. It's the same Harley that Bobby dumped while riding with mistress Jessica Dorrell one Sunday that eventually led to his firing at the University of Arkansas. What do you get in this auction? A piece of road beef memorabilia that is unmatched in the SEC. Just think of the conversation starter this beast is. It can be yours! JUMP!

May 8, 2012

Pretty Sure This Is The ReTweet Where Lauren Tannehill Leaves Her Husband For A Loser Sports Blogger

Lauren Tannehill is obviously tired of her new boring, hot NFL quarterback husband. She went on a RT spree this morning so we threw out the fishing line to see if she was in the mood to bite. Um, you see what happened. This RT obviously means she gets our humor (SCORE!) and isn't freaked out by our fascination with her boobs via those galleries we've been running (SCORE #2!). GALLERY - JUMP!

May 8, 2012

31 Greatest Tom Brady Haircuts & Hairstyles That Drive Gay Men Nuts

Let's face it, each time Tom Brady hits a red carpet a new hairstyle makes its debut only to make gay men drop what they're doing and hit the salon. Last night, Tom debuted the 'Dorsal Fin' at the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Gala. It's a play off a David Beckham faux hawk and Cameron Diaz's bangs look in Something About Mary. You must give Brady credit, he'll do anything with his hair to keep his wife happy. Smart move. JUMP!

May 7, 2012

Sharon Simmons Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Tryout Dream Over Due To Amnesia?

The national tragedy that is Sharon Simmons, the 55-year-old grandmother, trying out for the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders should finally be over. The smokeshow was at Cowboys Stadium on Saturday for the first round of tryouts and might get a "We're so happy for the publicity" vote from the judges into the 2nd round, but in all reality the dream is over for Simmons. How do we know? Well, she's old and admits that she forgot her routine. JUMP!