The big NFL news today - besides the Saints bashing Drew Brees - is that defensive coordinator Gregg Williams had a bounty program while working with the Saints from 2009-2012. You might remember two plays where bounties might have been paid. (a.) The shot Kurt Warner took during the 2010 playoffs, and (b.) the shot under the chin that Brett Favre endured in 2010. Peter King worked his sources and chatted with Favre. No biggie, says Favre. The NFL thinks differently.
Former New York Giants running back Tiki Barber is going to get married to whatever trollop he pleases, thank you very much. Actually, he's going to get married to the intern he cheated on his pregnant wife with, Traci Lynn Johnson. Johnson will be having her bridal shower this weekend. One problem. Tiki isn't even divorced yet. Somebody has to get paid before Tiki can run off and marry some chick half his age. Check it!
This probably won't end well. Not verified, yet likely legit, Brett Favre has joined Twitter this afternoon. His first tweet came just after 2 p.m. EST via @BrettFavre4. He's following three accounts: Donald Driver, ESPN & the NFL. Mark our words, this guy will have a gig on the WWL by the draft in April. No way he can possibly stay quiet through another summer. Few days a month in Bristol. Rest in Mississippi. It's coming, boys.
And here we figured Gronk couldn't bro-out any more than going duck face in his Zubaz while judging a bro dance-off at a Tampa gym. Then, last night, the guy is spotted wearing his Pac-Sun t-shirt repping the Young & Reckless brand. Buy one for $20. (Remember, this guy is still working on that rookie contract.) Tipsters claim he was hanging at some bar called Mangroves. Looks a little too classy, but Tampa is on high-alert for a Fiesta so we'll take their word. Let's get rolling!
They just can't find anyone who's culturally-sensitive to write headlines over at ESPN, can they? After tripping all over themselves when someone used the term "chink" in a headline about Asian-American New York Knicks point guard Jeremy Lin, they went and did it again. This time, the victim was former Pittsburgh Steelers receiver Hines Ward, who's half Korean. Here's what they tried to slide by us this time. Check it!
Of course we weren't giving up without a full shot of this now infamous scooter Rob Gronkowski has been using this week in Florida. We first learned of this scooter after Sunday night's party at the Jason Taylor benefit and it's been an obsession ever since. The thought of the guy throwing broads over his shoulder and scootering back to a hotel room is intriguing. And now we get a full look at this beast ride. JUMP!
Via: “We had a conversation today with Hines Ward and informed him that we plan to release him of his contract prior to the start of the 2012 NFL calendar year,” Steelers President Art Rooney II told the team’s website, Steelers.com. "Hines’ accomplishments are numerous, and he will always be thought of as one of the all-time great Steelers. We wish him nothing but the best.” And the guy has the best retirement gift - EVER!
It may be the NFL offseason, but that doesn't mean the Tim Tebow news will stop. It will never stop because he's our Savior! And just what is the Savior up to now? Well, he's having dinner with country singer Taylor Swift and guess what? They might be dating! Ooooooh! Here's a rundown of what you've missed so far and we handicap whether this relationship has any chance of working out. Check it!
Remember when we introduced the Internet to Oakland Raiders cheerleader & grandmother Susie Sanchez? That's all it took for the Oprah generation to get excited about the possibility of regaining their youth via cheering for 24-year-olds from LSU & USC. Now comes fitness bikini competitor Sharon Simmons & her dream of cheering with the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders. She's 55, tanned like a Cuban castaway & wants to shake it for Romo. Dreams, gotta have 'em. JUMP!
Kudos to @DreadedDopeness for stopping in Kiln yesterday to snap this piece of tagging history we'd never seen. In other Brett Favre news, the Gunslinger recently posted for sale the cleats he wore in his 200th straight NFL start. Cost? $5,000. As a bonus, you get lots of small flakes of Lambeau turf still stuck to the shoes, an autograph and formal letter from Brett saying these are legit. He was 18-of-27 for 215 yards and 3 TDs during that November 2004 game. Let's get rolling!
Fact: Mark Sanchez was in Vegas this past weekend doing what guys 25 & under do. Fact: Mark Sanchez had a bro moment with DJ Hardwell. Fact: Mark Sanchez dined on organic chicksn & Australian lobster tails. Unconfirmed Fact: Mark Sanchez completed this chick's life by kissing her at some Vegas club Saturday night. JUMP!
Via: Raymond Small was arrested at 5:56 p.m. on Sunday by Trooper James Trelka of the Gallia-Meigs Post of the Ohio State Highway Patrol near mile post 24 on U.S. 33. According to Sgt. Barry Call of the Gallia-Meigs Post, Small was found with 243 pills believed to be Oxycontin, an undisclosed amont of suspected heroin, some hand-rolled marijuana cigarettes and a loaded 25 caliber pistol. Good to see Ray-Ray using his business degree. Wait, did he get a business degree?
We're sure you remember Washington Redskins' safety LaRon Landry's impossibly jacked photo from last week. Well, teammate Adam Carriker had a little fun with it. Carriker threw on his wife's shirt and flexed in front of the camera just like Landry. Obviously, this dude has too much time on his hands. Here's the result and his interaction with Landry. All we have to say is, "Why to go, brahs!" Check it!
This morning we reported that Gronk was spotted last night at Jason Taylor's charity benefit using some sort of beer cart scooter you see at NASCAR races (instead of crutches). And here we thought it was just some sort of joke. Nope, just how Yo Soy Fiesta is rolling in Florida this week. Now comes this photo via @zachkrantz that proves Gronk is still cruising on the beer scooter. Of course this is the beginning of something special. Gronk. Florida. Beer scooter. We're smitten.
If you thought Gronk was going to stay in Massachusetts an entire weekend, you're stupid. Of course he had the puck spike on Friday night and the guy was right back to Fort Lauderdale last night for Jason Taylor's Celebrity Golf Classic pre-event fiesta. Big news from this party: (a.) Gronk seemed to ditch the crutches, and (b.) he was being jersey chased by Kevin Jonas, and (c.) Gronk was jerking around on a scooter. JUMP!
And here we figured Robert Downey Jr. had no idea who Tim Tebow was or that there was this pop culture 'phenomenon' called Tebowing. Not that we caught Downey Jr. Tebowing on the Oscars. Nope, totally missed it. But now our boss. There he was on a Sunday night - in the Florida Keys - just following along with his popcorn & his iPhone. But, Downey Jr.? How can this be possible? The last person we'd bet would be caught Tebowing - EVER! JUMP!
Gotta give Rob Gronkowski credit for being a man of his word and not backing out of his puck-spiking gig at last night's Worcester Sharks game. There was Gronk, cast on his ankle from his recent surgery, spiking a puck on one leg after being driven to center ice while sitting on the tailgate of a truck. Can't really blame the guy for showing up even with injury when he only made $405,000 in base salary this season. JUMP!
What kind of assholes walk around Indy wearing Cowboys jackets and Jets hoodies in late February? Of course, the Ryan brothers. Here they are yesterday afternoon just cruising around downtown getting some exercise. Ladies, get those feet cleaned up. Sexy might be jonesing. (via @Alec_GangOr_Dye) In other football news, the NCAA has released findings in its Oregon investigation: broken rules in '08, 09, 10 & 11. Shocked? Not us. Let's get rolling!
Seriously, there's a war going on between Laron Landry & haters. We picture the haters to be balding, old, fat, white guys who work at a newspaper or tweet incessantly. If there's one thing fat, white guys don't like, it's black dudes who play in the NFL and have Laron's pipes. But their beef this time seems to be incredibly ridiculous. Is Landry really 240 pounds? And we have a Twitter war! JUMP!
Is there something you need to tell us, Baby Jesus? Just hanging out last night in the diaper aisle at some store in L.A.? And what's up with the Detroit lean going on with the hat? And the color coordination? Let's clean up the act. (via @ajochs95) Hopefully you watched the Heat-Knicks game. If so, you would have been watching the 2012 NBA champions. If it takes defense to win rings, might as well hand over the trophy. The NY Post's headline: Linept. Let's get rolling!
Normally we wouldn't waste our time posting about real estate belonging to NFL QBs with 10 career wins and located in Buffalo. But this is the Georgianstyle House belonging to J.P. Losman, a guy who probably doesn't need to be hanging around Buffalo the rest of his life. This isn't even a standalone house. J.P. was living in a mansion split into three homes. No, we're serious. JUMP!
Our buddy Jake at Funny Athlete Tweets sent word today that Laron Landry, better known as the NFL strong safety most likely to have a carer as a member of the Chippendales, might be letting himself go after just two months away from the sport. Doesn't surprise us. Always seemed like that guy was a one-year wonder. A guy who gets jacked on P90X and turns to flab six months later. JUMP!
Relax, everyone, Vince Wilfork won't drown in that blue water in the Bahamas. This guy is like Michael Phelps in the body of an NFL defensive tackle. Just blasting through the water scaring the sh*t out of fish who've never seen a black guy this big - EVER. That is 323+ pounds swimming around in a lagoon. Little kids on Spring Break just scrambling to get out of Shamu's way (yes, we wouldn't say it to his face). JUMP!
FORT MYERS, FLORIDA: It's Day 3 of Busted Coverage's Gronk-watch and instead of sitting by the pool and getting kissed by local chicks, today the Patriots tight end stopped into Red Sox training camp to bro out. Good news for the ladies: this was at 1:22 p.m. JUMP!
Yes, Brady Quinn's elbow didn't make it through our Photoshop process. Kinda in a hurry this morning and figured you heteros aren't even looking at the elbow. So by now all of us know that Brady Quinn had some not so nice things to say about Tim Tebow in a GQ article released yesterday as the world was just turning its focus to the Asian. And that was all it took to awaken Tebow Nation on Twitter. JUMP!
At least we know Warren Moon's ex-wife is a good time. Word out of Houston this week is that Felicia Moon was arrested Monday night at a rodeo trail camp for some sort of sex act with this James Thomas cat. Yes, at a trail camp. Supposedly there are people who actually act like cowboys ahead of the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo by riding horses and setting up camps. Nothing like some trail camp head! JUMP!
Yesterday, we warned all you Floridians to be on alert because Captain Stabbin' Gronkowski was unleashed in one of your beach cities. Today we've learned that he has turned his attention to the chicks and they seem to be smitten by his 'bro' antics whether it be by the pool bar or at this bar where he's getting a drunken kiss. Just look at those eyes. Suck it, Rodney Harrison. JUMP!
Here's a real estate situation that could get ugly in Gainesville, Florida. The Internet is buzzing today over the listing of Urban Meyer's $1.7mm (asking) house and house there is a massive sectional couch in that massive house. But the real focus should be whether Urban will get blackballed because he retired and then left for Ohio State a year later. Would rich Gators' fans conspire and not buy this house? It is real pretty. JUMP!
The big news yesterday in Costa Rica was that while Tom Brady was busy building a beach campfire, his wife Gisele was directing a beach photoshoot with Wes Welker & his future wife Anna Burns. You might remember Gisele - post-Super Bowl - wasn't exactly a big fan of Welker's & N.E. WR's catching ability in Indy. From the look of these photos out today, it seems everyone has buried the hatchet. JUMP!
These pics from the Krewe d'Etat Mardi Gras parade from over the weekend are making their rounds in SEC country where mocking Les Miles and a BCS folly will get run for like seven days. For those not in the know, Mardi Gras parade floats have a long history of mocking pop culture stories. The same is done in St. Patrick's Day parades in Ireland to make fun of Tiger Woods. If you're an LSU fan & don't think this is funny, you might be a degenerate. JUMP!
And here we figured Gronk would be hanging out in Buffalo or Pittsburgh this winter just watching Super Bowl game film to appease Rodney Harrison. Not so. @mirvine4 doesn't say where Captain Stabbin' is wintering in Florida but was lucky enough to get on his fishing boat. Of course we'll have the i-Team on the lookout for Floridian tramps being bent over the outboard. Could be a great week for all things Gronk. Let's get rolling!
Randy Moss is making a return to the NFL after sitting on his ass at home for a season. We have to wonder if there will be a market for Moss, who's 35, although we imagine some team will take a flyer on him at some point. The great thing is you can already put a wager on which team that will be. Bodog has put together two Randy Moss prop bets. We've got all the odds right here, along with our expert betting advice. Or something.... Check it!
While Andrew Luck is just a giant pile of facial hair, has a weird voice and is about as dull as a Peyton Manning homemade porn, Matt Barkley is shooting up our respectability index. Tuesday was the first time we'd heard the name of his girlfriend, Brittany Langdon. One thing led to another and we received emails with pics of Ms. Langdon & USC's returning hero. Say hello to your 2012 Heisman. JUMP!
The saga surrounding that innocent Matt Leinart beach house party last weekend just got interesting thanks to our source who expanded on what happened last Saturday night in Newport Beach. As you read yesterday, Lynsi London tweeted that Leinart had people over after a night at Sharkeez. She mentioned in the tweet that he's an #assman. Now we learn, according to London, that there was an old trick played by Leinart that night. JUMP!
Big news out of Fort Worth, Texas today is that 17 drug dealers have been rounded up on the 'Christian' campus, including four from the football team. C'mon, boys, you know that's how they're supposed to roll at schools like Ohio State and Miami. Now you Christians get in on the dope trade? Trying to wrap our heads around that one. Of the 4 Horned Frogs popped, our favorite has to be linebacker Tanner Brock. Just look at that Facebook page. JUMP!
Did you think Matt Leinart was just sitting around this offseason, not throwing beach house parties with crazy chicks? Of course not, fools. If you are to believe what this jersey chaser, Lynsi Nicole London, reported over the weekend, everyone's favorite drunken Heisman Trophy QB is an #assman. C'mon, Lynsi, the Internet is littered with Leinart carnage. Either you start dropping photos of this beach house or you're a liar. JUMP!