Finally, a giant f-you to those on the West Coast who think it's funny that our asses have to stay up until midnight for the end of Nebraska-Ohio State. Thanks, ESPN intern. In other sports news, who watched ESPN's 30 for 30 'Broke' documentary? Sad shit, right? Doesn't get any worse than Bernie Kosar being so broke he couldn't afford to keep his daughter out of porn. That's broke. Then there's crack addict Keith McCants and his trips to jail. Let's get rolling!
If you don't remember NFL WAG Jennifer Walcott, let us fill you in. Walcott is a Playmate, Miss August 2001 to be exact, and is married to former NFL safety Adam Archuleta. Our obsession began back in 2008 and it hasn't faltered since which is why it makes us so happy seeing her comeback continue. A few months ago it was a casual shoot for Bench Warmer. Now Walcott is back with a full-on exotic location bikini shoot. JUMP!
NFL WAG Jessica VerSteeg (dating suspended N.Y. Giants safety Tyler Sash) sent us a thank you note for the kind words in Monday's post on her journey to becoming Miss Iowa 2012. She reminded us that she's competing in the Miss USA operation for the Iowa crown. That said, there isn't a talent portion of the pageants. Instead, competitors must dazzle during the Q&A portion. So we tested Jessica. JUMP!
Lets just say things haven't been going swimmingly in Lexington this fall. Coach Joker Phillips has the Wildcats at a 1-4 record heading into their showdown with Mississippi State this weekend. Getting whooped by a combined 76-17 in their two SEC games, it doesn't look like things are getting better from here. In order to please the locals, they have to remind them their Men's Basketball team won the National Championship last year with...what else, a corn maze! JUMP!
In our first edition of 'Girls Of The Pac-12' we featured a group of Arizona sorority girls in their underwear. Didn't think we could top that? Wrong. This week the Wildcat sorority girls stepped up with a tube top group shot. Coming off of a tough 38-35 loss to Oregon State, Arizona doesn't have a break as they travel to Stanford to take on a the #18 Cardinal. Maybe a little TLC from these babes will do the football team some good. JUMP!
There is a crazy story floating around the SEC today about a plane crash over the weekend involving Bama fans that is almost too good to believe. How crazy are Bama fans about making kickoff at Bryant-Denny? They'll go from just surviving a plane crash to hitching a ride to making a football game while their plane was left in a cotton field. The savior? God? Well, sure, but an Auburn grad is being hailed as a hero. JUMP!
Yep, Tony Romo has done it again...and by 'it' we mean throw five interceptions in a Monday Night Football game. With every interception last night Romo looked progressively worse and worse. It's amazing it took Jason Garrett that long to give Kyle Orton a shot. Really, that 4th interception wasn't enough? Romo has to get more hate than love in Cowboyland at this point. Judging by all the NSFW action on Twitter the guy's days are numbered. JUMP!
What are the odds of hitting 15-of-15 NFL picks in a single week of football? Astronomical. That's why Gino DiFelice of Brantford, Ontario won $725, 274 for his perfect ticket in the Ontario Lottery (Proline). That's right, in Canada you can play NFL games instead of picking numbers. We're not experts on how the picks work, but once the replacement ref signaled touchdown, Gino cashed the huge ticket. JUMP!
That'll be enough, morons. Stop it with your victory tour. We'll hate your stupid asses by Thanksgiving. In Tony Romo news, helluva night throwing 5 INTs for the 2nd time on MNF in his career (Buffalo 2007). Care what Jerry Jones said after the 34-18 loss? In other TV news, TLC has a new show coming on Extreme Cheapskates. One woman doesn't use toilet paper. She uses some sort of soap and water bottle method. Not kidding. Let's get rolling!
Gentlemen, say hello to Jessica VerSteeg, a 25-year-old model who wants to be the next Miss Iowa and just happens to date N.Y. Giants safety Tyler Sash. The suspended Sash (tested positive for Adderall) tweeted over the weekend: "My girlfriend @jessversteeg is running for Ms. Iowa follow her to keep up with her." A full Busted Coverage investigation ensued and we figured out that VerSteeg's career should explode over this news. JUMP!
The funniest part of this video of Redskins RB Alfred Morris' mother cleaning her ears with car keys is that Alfred was just on BC 10 days ago for a story on the 1991 Mazda he drives. This family obviously has cars on the brain; son won't take his 626 to the scrap yard and mom cleans her ears with a car key. This is what happens when your son is a 6th round rookie out of FAU and can't get you suite tickets - you get caught on TV shoving a Toyota Camry key. JUMP!
The Cleveland Browns might be 0-4 and headed for the worst record in the NFL, but that didn't stop Joe Haden from getting engaged over the weekend to his girlfriend @Sarah_Moo. That's her Instagram account that she has now deleted. No, we don't have a full name for this Persian chick that Haden has decided to grow old with. It was around this time last year when Peyton Hillis got married in the middle of a work week. JUMP!
In case you haven't heard, BC headed to East Lansing and invaded College Gameday. We wanted to see the most interesting game of the most boring weekend of college football so far and we weren't disappointed. The signs from Michigan State fans were great and the game was actually halfway decent. The girls of Michigan State also did not disappoint. These girls know how to party and proved that they might be the best the Big Ten has to offer! JUMP!
These two photos are confusing us. This is Saturday night in NYC. The girl, @HaleyHorn15, was in NYC for the first time, got to the city on Friday, did the tourist thing and then just happens to run into the two most-talked about QBs in the NFL - in a hotel room? How? Then, she ends up at the Jets-49ers blowout. Is she dating one of the Jets OLs? Someone better start answering questions - NOW! JUMP!
Of course everyone is going nuts over Tom Brady's "F*ck you, bitches" from yesterday. Meanwhile, we're over here laughing - HARD - at Bills' ball boy going balls to the walls trying to snag this kickoff ball with the Pats leading 42-21 early in the 4th. Does it look like he separates his shoulder with that fall? Yes. Did the refs stop play for medics to scoop his ass off the field? Yes. Will ball boy be in the IR? Yes. Ball boy lesson: never leave your feet for a stupid football. JUMP!
It's amazing seeing how delusional New York Giants fans are. Kicker Lawrence Tynes had an opportunity to win the game last night with a 54-yard field goal. By no means is that kick a chip shot, even for the best kickers, and as you know Tynes came up a few yards short. Countless Giants fans have ignored the horrible Ramses Barden pass interference call and put the full blame on Tynes. One guy said to ship him to Iraq! JUMP!
What did we learn yesterday about the NFL? Michael Vick somehow has the Eagles at 3-1, the Patriots are the best 2-2 team, the Bengals have the best young offense in the league, Atlanta will clinch the NFC South by Thanksgiving and Arizona is the biggest phony 4-0 team (NFL Standings). Defense doesn't win championships these days. The Cardinals are a fraud waiting to be exposed. The headline in today's NY Post: Tebow should get chance to start. Let's get rolling!
Cedric Peerman of the Cincinnati Bengals ran an amazing fake punt against the Jacksonville Jaguars that worked to perfection. Let's not stand on ceremony here though. It is the Jaugars. They aren't exactly an NFL powerhouse. We can wonder whether or not Shad Khan is furiously trying to sell the team back to whoever he bought it from. This comes from the NFL Redzone which is basically football porn. JUMP!
While watching the Bills vs. Patriots game this afternoon we noticed a few things at the bar. First being Ryder Cup fans are some of the most annoying in the world of sports. Just a bunch of fake patriotic bros pretending to care about the outcome of a tournament nobody cares about. The second thing we noticed was Vince Wilfork's wife. If you missed the game, lets just say, Vince went hoggin'! JUMP!
Michigan State's record when GameDay comes to East Lansing: 2-3. You might remember GameDay's visit last year when MSU got a Hail Mary at the end of the game to win, 37-31. Of course this was a sympathy week for the Big Ten. What other games did ESPN have to choose from? Baylor at West Virginia? That game is on FX. This could be the worst week of college football in the last five years. Plan your day accordingly. Signs - JUMP!
Some of you 'Survivor' dorks might know Kat Edorsson (@KatEdorsson) from the show. Not us. We do, however, want to bring it to everyone's attention that Kat has an amazing ass and has been modeling a UCF bikini. She's a senior at UCF so this isn't just some model without an investment. In MLB news, Homer Bailey goes no-no on Pittsburgh (1st Reds no-hitter since 1988). Today's picks: Texas -2.5, Toledo +1.5 & Alabama -30. Let's get rolling!
Delanie Walker has spent 6+ seasons with the 49ers playing a variety of positions: WR, TE & fullback. The guy is an NFL survivor. A 6th round pick out of Central Missouri, this guy should be out of the league by now. Walker shouldn't have been able to hang around this long. Then again, when you're a "Mother******* beast" (his words) you stick around in the NFL. At 28, Walker decided it was time to get this silverback gorilla tattoo on his back. JUMP!
After all our years of watching football we're pretty confident we've seen it all. Every once in a while though the Internet comes through with a video like this and just smacks you in the face. Who would've thought a random high school football game in Washington between Tumwater and Capital would provide such entertainment? The game was a close one, but when Tumwater pulled off this insane 2 point conversion, the momentum swung in their favor. JUMP!
Back to back weeks see the Florida State Seminoles leading our Girls Of The ACC post. FSU is sitting atop the ACC and #4 in the nation with a 4-0 record. It's early in the season but the FSU babes are leading the power rankings as the hottest fan base in all of college football. This is a call out to the rest of the girls of the ACC. Step it up. Show your school some love. Where are the UNC chicks? The Boston College babes? JUMP!
Coming off the heels of a rough 12-10 loss to LSU last weekend, Auburn WR Quan Bray was arrested on the campus of West Georgia University. Auburn has a bye week so it appears Bray headed back to his hometown of LaGrange, Georgia for some rest and relaxation. Then he got a little out of hand. Apparently he was cruising around WGU's campus, playing music far too loud for campus securities liking. JUMP!
Week four of our NFL Pick 'Em vs. A Hot Chick series is here. Cowboys cheerleader Courtney Cook, had a rough week, going 0-4-1. We pulled out the victory but don't think we were happy with the 2-2-1 mark. This week we're going to shake things up a bit and are going to have a triple threat match. BC vs. Courtney Cook vs. Panthers Ice Girl Danielle Castellano. It's a match-up for the ages! Hot chicks are 6-8-1; We’re 7-7-1. The battle continues. JUMP!
Dan Mullen is on his bye week at Mississippi State. That time off has allowed him to do normal man things like go to Buffalo Wild Wings and pound 24 wings in five minutes. That's the report from Starkville. And here we figured Mullen was a hummus and fatoosh kind of guy. Fooled us. Anyway, the wing thing was big news, but it was what Dan dropped on his radio show that really should make the headlines. JUMP!
As if being a Browns fan isn't bad enough, last night was just adding insult to injury. They teased the fans into thinking they had a chance to beat the Ravens, and naturally, collapsed at the end. At the center of it all was wide receiver Greg Little who dropped a would be game-tying touchdown in the end-zone in the last minute. Browns fans went nuts, ripping Little and taking out all sorts of NSFW frustrations on Twitter. JUMP!
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Tough loss, Cleveland (23-16; Two 4th quarter field goals). It's ok, you still have Ohio State football to follow - until late November. Brandon Weeden now has 3 TDs and 7 INTs this season. Last night's INT helped break the tie he had with....Jay Cutler. The problem for the Brownies is that 31st ranked defense. Pisshoff, indeed. Today's NY Post cover: 'Dickey Does It.' In case you care, R.A. Dickey got his 20th win on Thursday. Let's get rolling!
Joe Flacco completed an amazing pass to Doss, who happens to be an amazing white wide receiver, that just catches touchdowns. Flacco, did an amazing job of putting the ball exactly where Doss could catch the ball and the defender had no chance. The rain is coming down in during the Cleveland Browns - Baltimore Ravens game and things are getting crazy. Baltimore is doing everything right to win this game. JUMP!
Finally, a documentary on the Oregon cheerleaders has been made and uploaded to YouTube. Sure, it's only 6:23 (minutes) long, but the story can be told via a couple of dance routines (in 720p) that you'll be showing the boys at work. How this Tom Emerson character got this kind of access to the girls is beyond our comprehension. Seriously, he nearly gets kicked in the head. Tom soldiers on and gives you so many hair whips that you'll need a shower. JUMP!
By now you know that we have been doing a weekly Pick 'Em vs. A Hot Chick series. Essentially its BC vs. a hot chick picking five NFL games. The hot chicks have been holding their own and are currently only one game back in the standings (BC: 7-7-1, Hot Chicks: 6-8-1). That's against the spread. Compare those numbers to the USA Today NFL Experts. From what we can tell, these guys aren't even picking ATS. JUMP!
How every guy in America doesn't at least apply to Arizona State is crazy. Having never been there, Tempe, Arizona has become something of a myth. We just picture beautiful girls walking around in short shorts and bikinis...oh, and Pac-12 football. Arizona itself doesn't disappoint with the ladies, but we have to give ASU the slight edge. The talent there is just unmatched and the Sun Devils might just have the sexiest superfans in all of college football. JUMP!
Say hello to Keg Standing ASU Baby! Get ready because this story will be on Good Morning America, Dateline, 20/20, etc. within 24 hours. The police are now investigating who is responsible for this keg stand and trying to determine if the boy consumed some draft. Seriously, the cops are on the case. Yes, at least one female seems giddy over this kid getting blotto. SHAME ON YOU, ASU! SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! (BTW, is there a video?) JUMP!
You morons can stop your whining. The real NFL refs that we've all hated for years are back and people are acting like the league is saved. Can't wait until next week when everyone is bitching and moaning about a botched call from Ed Hochuli. Speaking of Big Ed, he was getting some serious NSFW action on Twitter. Most people were pumped to see him back flexing on the field, but some were hating on the Hoch! JUMP!