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Oct 4, 2011

Detroit Tigers Selling Corks, Bottles From A.L. Central Clincher [PHOTOS]

Last night at Game 3 of the A.L.D.S: Park in Greektown, walk towards Ford Field/Comerica & about two blocks from the ballpark the scalpers start routine. "Who needs tickets?" It was explained that we just needed into the park. "Cheapest you got," was our message. "$160 lower level," responded one. Keep walking. Another dude says be careful, lots of fakes floating. Now near Cheli's, normal looking Detroiter with a SRO. A quick $60 & we're in. JUMP!

Oct 4, 2011

N.Y. Tabloid Headline Writers Pretty Sure It’s Up To A.J. [Morning Twitpic]

It's not our normal routine to check the New York headlines but couldn't pass up a peek after the Yankees went down 2-1 in the ALDS. 99% of Yankees' fans hate A.J. Burnett and now he gets the ball tonight against a Tigers lineup that is actually getting production out of Ramon Santiago and Brandon Inge. “The weight of the world isn’t on his shoulders,” Mark Teixeira said of the erratic right-hander whose last start was Sept. 25. “It’s on our shoulders.” Let's get rolling.

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Oct 3, 2011

Greatest Moments In Sammy Sosa White Face: Shaved Chest [Photos]

Former Chicago Cubs slugger Sammy Sosa, or as we call him White Sammy Sosa, is raising the bar on creepiness once again. He still has the white face, but now we know he shaves his chest. That's right, white skin and as little hair as possible. Well done Sammy! In honor of the weirdo known as Sammy Sosa, we present this latest installment of Greatest Moment in Sammy Sosa White Face. Check it out!

Oct 3, 2011

Kerry Garvin Wants To Be Rays’ Hottest Playoffs Superfan [20 PHOTOS]

How do we know Busted Coverage has a special power over hot women these days? 1. They'll actually email us. 2. They think we're witty, funny & have a great sense of humor. 3. They'll actually shoot exclusive photos of themselves wearing their favorite team's jersey. That's like an Internet trifecta for a sports blogger. That's how we met model/actress Kerry Garvin. She looked us up and kinda wanted to give the Rays some inspiration during the playoff run. JUMP!

Oct 3, 2011

Is It Possible To Not Root For Lions & Tigers In 2011? [Morning Twitpic]

For those of you losers who've never spent a sports weekend in Detroit, mark it down on the must-do list. Of course the ride from the airport isn't going to impress you. Of course the ride north on I-75 will take you past an America that America has long forgotten. But the bond that D people have is sports. Fighting the Yankees. Coming back on the Cowboys. This is where sports is happening right now. Tonight we head into the beast for Verlander-Sabathia. Wouldn't dare miss it.

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Oct 1, 2011

Cardinals Apparently Clinched NL Central, Not Wild Card [Photos]

As we've come to expect from St. Louis, some dimwit posted a bunch of "St. Louis Cardinals 2011 NL Central Champions" posters around the team's locker room before they celebrated their Wild Card berth. We suspect the Milwaukee Brewers, who finished six games ahead of St. Louis, might have something to say about that. Anyway, here's a gallery of the Cardinals celebrating whatever they think they won. Check it!

Cooper Stone Throws Out First Pitch For Rangers-Rays Series [VIDEO]

Do yourself a favor at some point this evening if you haven't already done so. Go watch this video. Cooper Stone is the son of deceased fan, Shannon Stone, who fell to his death trying to snag a ball thrown by Josh Hamilton earlier this season. The family had to deal with the loss of a father and husband, while Hamilton has to live with the guilt. We dare you to watch this and not get a lump in your throat. HT: SportsGrid & @BubbaProg.

Sep 30, 2011

Hate A Red Sox Fan? Send Him/Her A Condolence E-Card [12 PHOTOS]

The Boston Red Sox melted down like no other team ever has before, blowing the biggest lead for a playoff spot entering September in history. While we're fairly pleased the Sox won't be in the playoffs, BC sorta feels your pain. We also enjoyed a laugh or two at your expense. So, in honor of your meltdown, here are the best A.L. Wild Card collapse e-cards. Way to go, Boston! Enjoy being loozahs this winter. JUMP!

Sep 29, 2011

31 Greatest Moments From Epic MLB Wild Card Race Night [PHOTOS]

It's a night in Major League Baseball history that won't soon be forgotten. ESPN is already firing up the 30 for 30 documentary team. Dan Shaughnessy would totally like a do-over with what will go down as his very own Bill Buckner moment. Four teams had a shot. 3 of the 4 games were unreal. One rain delay. 2 extra inning games. Newspaper deadlines missed. Big headlines. Fans crying. Fans with four TVs in their living rooms. The night had it all. Recap - JUMP!

Sep 29, 2011

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Sep 28, 2011

35 Greatest Steve Bartman Twitter Apologies & Halloween Costumes

Those of you who watched the 30 for 30 documentary, Catching Hell, last night on ESPN know how riveting it was for a character like Steve Bartman to collide with Chicago Cubs baseball history. The character had to be in the right place at the right time. The ball had to find him. He had to be wearing those headphones. The Halloween costume. And in a matter of seconds, Steve Bartman's life changed forever over a stupid foul ball. Twitter responds - JUMP!

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Sep 28, 2011

Cleveland Indians’ Rookie Hazing Includes Thongs, Underroos [PHOTOS]

Swear. One more MLB team gaying it up and we're done for the day. Only so much MLB man-ass a straight blogger can take in one day. Anyway, last night was Cleveland Indians' Rookie Hazing Night. And of course the team has like 32 rookies on its roster so the veterans had to come up with a universal outfit that would be quick, cheap (anyone make over $1mm on this team?) and easy. Party Boy underwear time! Looks like a tribute to Grady Sizemore's coffee cup. JUMP!

Sep 28, 2011

Red Sox Rookie Jose Iglesias Hazing NYC Gay Parade Costume [PHOTOS]

The Boston Red Sox are now headed to the 162nd game of the year tied with the Tampa Rays for the A.L. East Wild Card, but the team isn't taking this journey so seriously that rookie hazing has been thrown out the window. Leave it to Heidi Watney, sideline reporter extraordinaire, this week to upload photos of rookie shortstop Jose Iglesias in his best NYC Pride Parade costume. Look, the best way to handle a huge playoff race collapse is to keep a smile on your face. JUMP!

Sep 28, 2011

Marlins Held ‘Buy A Seat, Get Section Free’ Promo Last Night [Morning Twitpic]

Our old buddy, Darren Heitner (2nd best blogger/lawyer combo on Internet; 1st is Friends of the Program because they once took us to an Ole Miss tailgate with cute coeds), was at Joe Robbie last night for the 2nd to last game in this football stadium's history. Marlins fan, obviously feeling nostalgic, came out in droves. There was actually a foul ball down the line and nobody moved an inch to catch it. Just think, those seats have witnessed two World Series. Suck it, Cleveland.

Sep 27, 2011

Fox Sports Reporter Laura McKeeman Is Next Erin Andrews? [PHOTOS]

BC reader John D. wrote to us last week in reference to the Next Erin Andrews Project: "Have you not heard of Laura McKeeman? She works for Scout.com and fox sports and she does radio stuff but shes like the college football recruiting guru and there's not another girl that knows as much as her. Really incredibal." Then John provided the requisite personal website, Twitter & Facebook accounts. The EA Hunter put on his investigator hat for a look into this McKeeman chick. JUMP!

Sep 27, 2011

Isis The Amazon Nearly Brawls With Hazed Yankees Rookies [PHOTOS]

She's 6'9" and known as Isis The Amazon. She's kinda well known for her wrestling abilities, but calls herself a sports entertainer. She was supposed to be the next big 'thing' for the WWE, but one thing led to another and she was canned. But Isis The Amazon has continued to go about her business. Last night she just happened to be at the same club where New York Yankees rookies visited on Rookie Hazing Night. Yep, the boys were still in costumes for drinks with Isis. JUMP!

Sep 24, 2011

Diamondbacks Grab Mark Grace A Drink After Clincher [Morning Twitpic]

Um, what other sports blogs out there had boots on the ground last night in the Arizona Diamondbacks locker room for the N.L. West clincher? Busted Coverage did. Our Phoenix correspondent, Garrett, was there as Mark Grace took a shower via the Diamondbacks Gatorade bucket. (Watch the video, HERE; HT XTRA 910.com) Garrett also wants you to watch Sean Burroughs dancing like a foolish whiteboy. All in all, solid night for BC & the Diamondbacks. Let's get rolling.

Sep 22, 2011

Nick Swisher Takes Champagne Facial Like A Champ [PHOTOS]

Nothing like seeing the Yankees celebrate another A.L. East title while Kansas City holds Beanie Baby Bobblehead Night. Actually, last night it was Team Photo night for Royals fan. Anyway, the Yankees popped bottles and stud rookie pitcher Ivan Nova allegedly got hammered on the champagne. Anything else to report? Jeter made it rain on Kim Jones and Jorge Posada was all confused when he was used as a pinch hitter. Couple pics of the victory scene - JUMP!

Sep 21, 2011

Relax, Nats Bullpen Just Jerking Around With Lottery Payouts [PHOTO]

Last night at Citizens Bank Park in Philadelphia it was comedy night for the Washington Nationals bullpen, according to Dan Steinberg at D.C. Sports Bog. It seems someone figured out where the ballpark signage crew keeps their extra numbers. Time to create a stampede down to Rick's Carryout. But, fear not, Mega Millions Nation. This just happens to be a hoax. Don't freak out and start rounding up $100s from co-workers. We have the real lottery values - JUMP!

Sep 21, 2011

Ric Flair Visited Fenway Last Night – WOOOOOOOO! [Morning Twitpic]

The Nature Boy was in Boston last night to hopefully bust the Sox out of the funk that has allowed the Tampa Rays to get within two games of the A.L. wild card lead. He brought along a TNA championship belt and the classic Nature Boy entertainment value. That meant Ric was given the responsibility of introducing the Sox lineup. Ever the entertainer, he ended the lineup with at least three WOOOOOOOOs! He then watched the Sox split a DH.

Sep 20, 2011

‘Ferris Bueller’s Day Off’ To Be Shown At Wrigley Field In October; Bleachers $10

Groupon, the site that loves to bombard your inbox with super-duper-can't-pass-up deals, has pretty much taken a giant machete and chopped off the head of Baseball History. Blood, brains & Harry Caray's balls splattered on the corner of Clark & Addison. Someone tell us it can't be true that Wrigley Field will be used as a giant drive-in theater (minus the Audis) in October to show 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off' on multiple screens positioned around the ballpark. JUMP!

Sep 19, 2011

Meet The New York Mets Rookie Cheerleaders [Photos]

You know what's not sexy? It's simple - New York Mets' rookies in cheerleader uniforms. The underachieving ballclub had some fun last night with its annual rookie hazing by making youngsters look like they're about to partake in a gay porn in Chelsea. But these guys are troopers. They're able to laugh about being called up and becoming the Mets cheerleading team. You guys do realize these photos will live on the Internet? JUMP!

Sep 15, 2011

Baseball Mascot With Giant Dong For Sale On eBay

Now you can own your own piece of the Amarillo Sox -- their since abandoned mascot that looks like he's got a raging boner. That's right, this piece of baseball infamy can be yours for just $25,000. The mascot costume in all of its bonerrific goodness if up for sale on eBay.

Sep 15, 2011

Josh Hamilton Hits A Slam, Texans Get Free Carpet, We Get Morgan Fitzgerald [Photos]

There are some happy Texans today. Rangers first baseman Josh Hamilton blasted a grand slam last night, triggering a promotion for free carpet and countertops from an Arlington carpet store. The slam also inadvertently introduced us to the store owner's daughter, Morgan Fitzgerald. Aren't we lucky? Here are some pics so you can ogle her.

Sep 15, 2011

Phillies’ Pitcher Michael Schwimer’s Girlfriend Is Missy Coles [PHOTOS]

Missy Coles was just going along with her life as a buxom fitness model on the bodybuilding circuit. Then her BF had to go and tweet about her. That's it, bloggers figure out the puzzle. Suddenly Phillies' P Michael Schwimer finds his girlfriend lusted after by drunken, loser fools on the Internet. Of course you haven't heard of Schwimer. He was called up in late August, but figures to be with the big club next season. Time to update your WAG lists accordingly. JUMP!

Sep 13, 2011

Hotter POA: Bo Peep Garrett Richards Or Smurf Stephen Strasburg? [HAZING]

Angels pitcher Garrett Richards may have one-upped the Washington Nationals and Stephen Strasburg's Papa Smurf outfit. Richards got to pose as Miss Bo Peep (we think), including his thick legs in stockings. It begs the question, who got the worse end of the rookie hazing, Strasburg or Richards? They both appear to be having more fun than should be expected. Check it!

Sep 12, 2011

Washington Nationals Rookies Dressed As Gay Smurf Fluffers [PHOTOS]

The Washington Nationals may not be very good on the baseball diamond, but at least their an entertaining bunch. Sixteen rookies were required to dress up as Smurfs, complete with blue body paint and tight white pants on Sunday. Ace Stephen Strasburg was Papa Smurf and catcher Wilson Ramos was a very ugly looking Smurfette. For some of the strangest rookie hazing we've ever seen, check out this gallery!

Sep 12, 2011

Adrian Beltre 15 Bath Mansion Still For Sale: $19.8mm [BC Pad Purveyors]

Once again we are dumbfounded by the excess by which a baseball player lives his life. You think Adrian Beltre really needs 15 bathrooms for a seven bed house? You think Adrian drops his morning deuce in a different toilet for two consecutive weeks in the offseason? Mr. Beltre, who has earned/will earn nearly $88mm in his MLB career, is trying to unload his California mansion. The cost? Just $19.8 million. And the man cave sucks balls. JUMP!

Sep 9, 2011

Jered Weaver’s Wedding Registry Includes $17 Splatter Screen

It was announced less than 20 days ago that Jered Weaver signed an $85 million extension with the Angels. So it shouldn't come as a shock that upon inspection of his wedding registry - November 12 is the big day - that Busted Coverage should announce a big F-YOU to a guy asking for a $17 splatter screen from Great-Aunt Becky who can barely afford the damn cable to watch her multi-millionaire MLB nephew. Splatter screen - JUMP!

Sep 9, 2011

2011 MLB WAG September Call-Ups: DeRosa, DeJesus, Nix, Greinke & McCarthy [60 Photos]

'Tis that time of year when baseball teams expand rosters, call up a few players who may never sniff a MLB field again and play out the remainder of the season. It's also that time of year when we need to recognize MLB WAGs that deserve your attention before 2011 ends. We have five candidates and all have under 200 Twitter followers. Guys, enough with Minka Kelly. Time to move on. September WAG Call-Ups - JUMP!

Sep 8, 2011

Ex-Cowboys Cheerleader Brooke Sorenson To Marry Laynce Nix [PHOTOS]

This news has been buried within the WAG world for many months, but it now comes to light within the sports blogosphere that journeyman outfielder Laynce Nix will be marrying the legendary Cowboys cheerleader Brooke Sorenson. Gentlemen, we're talking about a guy who has 64 career MLB HRs. A .246 career average. In other words, there is hope. We've got the registry & more on Laynce using baseball to hit the chick lottery. JUMP!

Sep 7, 2011

11 Best Dickey Vs. Hand Pre-Masturbation World Series Tweets

We cannot let the Masturbation World Series slip by without breaking down this classic matchup in true Busted Coverage fashion. While other blogs are trying to figure out what Texas A&M to the SEC means for the future of college football, our editors have been watching Twitter for tweets relating to tonight's HUGE showdown. Dickey vs. Hand. Hand vs. Dickey. Folks, this is why the Internet was founded. For garbage like this. JUMP!

Sep 7, 2011

Pitching Matchup: Dickey Vs. Hand Tonight In Miami

Could come down to who needs relief first in the battle of R.A. Dickey and Brad Hand at Joe Robbie tonight in what would be another worthless September baseball game. Instead, Dickey vs. Hand should be the Internet's dream come true on a slow Wednesday. As tipster @ABroadway00 wrote to us on Twitter, "Should be a strong finish..." And that's coming from a chick. Helluva battle coming with first pitch at 7. Don't miss it.

Sep 7, 2011

Yankees Open Libyan Rebel Training Center [Morning Twitpic]

Pretty sure he pronounces it Anus. How 'bout them Yankees? Those guys are huge all around the globe, including Libya where we've now spotted two rebels sporting Yankees caps during their journey to killing or eliminating the Gadhafi clan. Maybe you remember this surface-to-air missile launcher from back in March. We efforted Anas Ahmed el Houderi's Facebook account to see what he think of A.J. Burnett. No dice. Seems Anas is too busy.

Sep 6, 2011

Name That Tampa Rays Blonde Pigtail Rack [BC i-Team]

It's getting late in the baseball season but the boys at FanPhooey.com are still going strong with the screencaps. Today we get a peek at Rays pigtails & boob combo chick whom we instantly pegged as a jersey chaser or WAG. Why? Because that necklace seems to feature the number 58 or 53. Jeremy Hellickson wears #58. The only other 50-something on the roster would be #57 Jake McGee. Do your thing, BC Nation. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Sep 5, 2011

Prince Fielder, T-Plush & Brew Crew Cowboy Up On Flight To St. Louis [PHOTOS]

The Milwaukee Brewers are rolling their way to a N.L. Central title and remind many observers of the 2004 Boston Red Sox who rode the 'Idiots' mantra to a World Series title, the team's first since 1918. Of course we all know that the Brewers franchise has never won a World Series so wearing cowboy gear on the plane ride last night from Houston to St. Louis should make the loyalists happy. Manager Ron Roenicke advised his team to have an outfit ready for the ride. The results - JUMP!

Sep 4, 2011

Tony LaRussa’s Daughter Makes Raiders Cheerleading Debut [PHOTOS]

While the BC i-Team investigation unit has been busily tracking everything Oakland Raiders granny cheerleader Susie Sanchez, we'd be remissed to not provide you with the latest concerning another famous cheerleader. Tony LaRussa's daughter, Bianca, made her debut in her daddy's old stomping grounds in the preseason. Our investigation unit seems to think this is the first MLB manager-NFL cheerleading daughter combo in sports history. JUMP!