Morning Twitpics - page 123

May 17, 2015

Saban Ate Her, Kim DeJesus On A Pole & Marlins Man At Preakness

  Do you get your hands dirty? I spent all day Saturday digging up shit, planting shit, cutting shit, doing all sorts of shit besides sitting on my ass in front of the TV. At one point I grabbed my...

May 15, 2015

Devin Brugman Swims With Pigs, Jesus At Game 6 & Nail In Landscaper's Eye

  Riviera liquidation sale update The Riv liquidation sale started on Thursday and we now know the prices for more of the items that might be of interest. You can buy sports book chairs for $110 each. A portable bar...

Manziel Looking Thick, Roll Frog Legs & Bengals WAG Wine Night

  Portnoy put on a pageviews-generating clinic No matter what you think of El Pres at Barstool (we’ve had a few battles over the years, but my respect for the operation is at an all-time high right now), he put...

May 13, 2015

Paulina Gretzky Warming Up, Tony Romo at Grocery & Barry Gets Into Hall

Hiring Pete Rose was a brilliant move by Fox Sports 1 So you have Twitter/blogger hipsters like Erik who couldn’t wait to bag on Fox Sports 1 for hiring Pete Rose to be an analyst for a new pregame/in-game show....

May 12, 2015

Nick Saban Groom's Cake, Mother's Day Roundup & Bryce Harper's Guitar

  I’ll watch a Clippers-Grizzlies Western Conference Finals I’m about five days away from really caring about the NBA Playoffs. I’ve warned you guys for years about getting too caught up in the NBA until late May. It’s now May...

May 11, 2015

May 8, 2015

Tom Brady's Balls, Dee Dee McCarron Sighting & Bama Fans Bama-ing

  It’s going to be 85 degrees today You know I bitched for months about winter so it’s time to give props to Mother Nature about this 85 degree day she’s about to drop on my ass. Thanks, bae. Think...

May 7, 2015

Dan Uggla Date Night, Miss Teen America At Braves Game & ESPN Math Wizard

  Unless you’re a Patriots homer… …you know what the Wells Report says about Tom Brady. He’s probably not the “aww schucks” kind of guy you think he is. If Tom Brady is smiling and talking, he’s probably lying. The...

May 6, 2015

Mrs. Joe Montana Sighting, Brewers Robbery & Koala Walks Into ER

  Still having trouble coming to grips that Kurt Loder is 70 That means that Loder was 48 when he was working for MTV news in April 1994 when Kurt Cobain died. Kurt celebrated his 70th on Tuesday, which should...

May 5, 2015

Lindsey Duke Is Back, Dunk Champion Zach LaVine On Beach Vacation & Handicapped Jeter

    The poor Cavs I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve felt sorry for Cleveland and the fans who just want that one modern team championship that will make them feel good about life for...

May 4, 2015

Janet Gretzky's Vegas Dress, $21,000 Ohio State Car, Plus A&M QB Kyle Allen's Girlfriend

  Ahhh, the Monday after a huge sports weekend Hopefully you aren’t a boss in charge of a bunch of drunks who were in Vegas, or Kentucky, or Talladega, or anywhere in Ohio where it was 80, or etc. Again,...

May 2, 2015

Gronk & Tom Do The Derby, Saban At Police Academy, Plus Bama Fan At Draft

  BEST SPORTS WEEKEND OF THE YEAR…DOESN’T GET BETTER…OMG, IT’S SOOOO GREAT Let’s pump the brakes a little bit here. Unless you’re bedridden or it’s raining outside, there’s no good reason to be sitting your ass in front of the...