Half-naked women and politics, now that's something we can get behind! Well, so long as those half-naked women are hot. Unfortunately, this might as close as we get. Kelli Gillispie, a city councilwoman in a Minneapolis suburb, is also a center for the Minnesota Valkyrie, the local Lingerie Football Team. Once again, we go above and beyond to introduce you to women who are making their dreams come true in the LFL. JUMP!
As mentioned earlier this morning, there was actual football played last night. For those of you who don't have the NFL Network, let's just say you didn't miss too much. The Raiders went into Jack Murphy and left with first place in the AFC West via a 24-17 victory. And, of course, Twitter exploded with hatred aimed at Phillip Rivers who now has 13 TD passes and 15 INTs. He only has one game this season without an INT - against Miami. Fans are restless & so NSFW! JUMP!
As expected, fists were flying last night at Jack Murphy during the Raiders-Chargers game that usually turns into a MMA cage match. It didn't help that the Raiders won, 24-17. For us Cincinnati Bengals fans this couldn't have gone any better. A wild card out of the West is pretty much history and the Raiders are one step closer to giving the Bungwads another 1st round draft pick. Just have to make the playoffs, baby! In other news, McQueary won't be coaching Sat. Let's get rolling.
New England Patriots receiver Wes Welker is a short dude, but he's a short dude with a lot of receiving yards and a hot girlfriend. So what does a short dude do when he throws a party? He hires a couple dudes to make him look tall. What the hell are we talking about? Take a look for yourself. This odd looking photo will all make sense in a moment. Check it!
When will we stop with the Jerry Sandusky Pedo-Scandal stories? When they stop rolling in. We've gone snooping in the Pedo's AP files & can barely believe the '99 farewell story written as Jer was preparing for his final game at Penn State. Sandusky had already been named as a child predator after a 1998 incident that many believe led to his abrupt retirement plans during the summer of '99 at just 55-years-old. Just read this. Read it and then remember what happened in '02. JUMP!
Want to jump into the brain of a mastermind child predator? Jerry Sandusky gave it to you in a 2001 book that was supposed to be Jer's memoir into a life of helping children and coaching football. Instead, upon further investigating of the pages of this book, it seems like a timeline to Jerry's life of preying on children. His stories, of what has been scanned by Google, don't deal with girls. All boys. He paints the picture and it's clearly not pretty. Screencaps - JUMP!
Ashton Kutcher got himself into the news last night thanks to the Joe Paterno firing. This tweet set off a sh$%storm as America went into mob mode on @aplusk: "How do you fire JoPa?
#insult #noclass as a hawkeye fan I find it in poor taste." That was followed by an eruption from the mob and resulted in Kutcher deleting the post. Which then resulted in an "I'm sorry" tweet to smooth over his ass since he's a backer of childrens' rights group. NSFW tweets - JUMP!
Loudmouth radio guy and Pittsburgh media maven Mark Madden was on WEEI in Boston this morning and dropped an enormous rumor bomb concerning the Jerry Sandusky scandal. Madden told the Dennis & Callahan show that two prominent national columnists are investigating whether The Diddler was pimping out Second Mile kids to rich donors. We don't know if those were Second Mile or Penn State donors. Listen to the show - here. 7:00 mark.
And so it went down last night on the State College campus. Penn State has erupted into chaos as students went nuts in the streets. The Penn State Board of Trustees held a meeting late last night and announced they had fired Joe Paterno - via telephone call. Of course Saturday was to be Paterno's final home game after 62 years at Penn State. Won't happen. He's history and of course the morons at Penn State wanted one final goodbye. Let's get rolling today!
Ok, so here we are this afternoon with not much changed in the Pedo Sandusky story. Pedo-Enabler Paterno is still your coach and students are prepping for a five-day bender. The biggest news since lunch is that a downtown State College mural has been edited. No more Jerry Sandusky. We also became aware of the Sandusky coaching defense image thanks to Jeff in Philly. Just look at Jer coaching that defensive technique. You think he ever had sex with his wife? No -800.
Saturday in State College might be one of the most insane spectacles in sports history. Nebraska comes to town. It's Senior Day. It's going to be Paterno's final home game as coach. And now comes word that former players are planning a "We Support Joe & PSU" rally on the sidelines. Seriously. Rich Mauti wants former players to "show a sign of some solidarity in support of the program and all of things Paterno has done for it." They just don't get it, do they?
And the Joe Paterno story gets weirder. Students have started their very own Occupy Paterno's Front Lawn movement tonight and the national TV cameras are ripe for any news to propel this story forward. We suggest you follow Newsday reporter Jim Baumbach who's tweeting many photos from the scene. It's hectic, filled with GameDay signs and students who obviously don't understand the severity of child rape. The photos are rolling in by the minute. JUMP!
This Joe Paterno story gets stranger by the minute. Now we meet Joe's loser son, Scott, who seems to be a coattail rider who had a law career but now seems to be a 'blogger' and commentator on all things PSU. He's a kook. Anyway, he's telling the national media that Joe will hold his own press conference today and won't step down without a fight with the university. Yes, this is how it's all going to end in State College. Disgrace. Let this be a lesson, folks. (@ScottPaterno)
That's the line of media members waiting to get into the Joe Paterno press conference that was supposed to start in about 30 minutes. Not happening. The Penn State president made the decision to scrap the presser and of course the media - via Twitter - erupted in protest. Here is the odd letter that was handed out to those who want answers. It's also suspected Paterno won't take part in today's Big 10 presser either. Silence, always a good idea!
The Jerry Sandusky child rape scandal just keeps growing and in one of the more disturbing moves, suddenly his memorabilia is showing up for auction on eBay. There's the autographed 'Touched' book that's already been bid up to $41 since being posted last night. Our attention then turned to a 1986 Fiesta Bowl ring that supposedly once belonged to Sandusky. The seller says he has COA papers. Yes, this world is a disgusting place. JUMP!
Kudos to @cjzero for pausing his HD recorder as Asante Samuel lay in pain after his groin laceration during last night's Eagles' 30-24 loss to the Bears. What a horrible day for Pennsylvania, and specifically Philadelphia. Joe Frazier died last night. Joe Paterno makes his last stand today in a press conference that could erupt into mayhem and now the Eagles are officially buried. Just look at the Philly.com homeapage. Ugly, ugly day. Let's get rolling.
There are days around here that are better than others. There are days when nearly naked chicks send galleries of nearly NSFW mirror pics. There are days when we spend $1,500 on Cam Newton's BCS pants. There are days when we get more Peyton Hillis relationship intel. Remember who broke news of Hillis getting married on his off-day? Yeah, we did. Is it news? Of course. This guy is a mess & in need of a huge contract. Who wants more filth? JUMP!
Still thinking the Jerry Sandusky story with little boys starts in 1998? We told you that Paterno was worried that Jerry was turning down too many opportunities in the early 1980s. Flash-forward to 1988 and Sandusky was STILL turning down coaching jobs. The big news from 1988 was that Sandusky spurned Temple because of his relationship with the Second Mile foundation. Jerry was 44 and didn't want to leave State College. JUMP!
So we've been looking into the Google Archives for Jerry Sandusky tidbits and maybe a better understanding of this guy's history. What have we found? Hopefully not a pattern that shows Jerry might have been up to wrong for a long, long time. We have no doubt that this started in the mid-90s. Jerry was a big deal back in the day. He owned the 1980s. Let's look back at 1983 and this innocent story about Jerry turning down jobs. JUMP!
ABC News caught up with former Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky this weekend and, of course, the alleged child-raping pervert was wearing his Nittany Lions jacket. By now you've heard that Sandusky was supposedly raping boys whom he came into contact with via a non-profit he'd founded back in the day. Joe Paterno knew about at least one incident back in 2002. Nothing happened. Now people want answers. Tweets! JUMP!
How did that teabagging work out for you, Flo? 12 carries, 117 yards. Two TDs through the air. It's good to see that Carson Palmer trade working out for the Raiders. 3 picks. But, in typical Raiders fan fashion, these morans win the battle of great GameDay signs. What else is going on in the NFL? The Cincinnati friggin' Bengals have the second-best rush defense in the NFL and now can kinda bury the Steelers next Sunday. Let's get rolling!
How many different ways can an Alabama newspaper spin last night's game into an EPIC defensive game for the ages? Many. We warned you - with a BC twist - as to how kicking would be a major star in the LSU-Alabama game. Jeremy Shelley's girlfriend, Blair McElroy (yes, Greg's sister), is kinda salty this morning. While LSU was busy dicking around with a two QB system, Saban had to figure out which kicker to run out there. So sad, Bama. The headlines! JUMP!
Welcome to BCS Championship Day in Tuscaloosa. Both sides are waking up this morning to a beautiful day filled with 12 hours of drinking, walking The Strip, GameDay and so much Skynard that those Yankee media members from NYC will leave with ear aches. "Roll Tide Roll!" Anyway, how big is this game? Condoleezza Rice will be there. Says Trent Richardson will be the difference. You MUST read her talk about football. Let's get ROLLing!
Our DVR is set for tonight's Seattle Mist vs. Las Vegas Sin LFL showdown because once again Angela Rypien will be QBing the Mist and MTV2 will broadcast live at 10 p.m. EST from the ShoWare Center. Rypien has been making the media rounds this week, talking to Fox & Friends and even taking time for an ESPN.com interview with Rick Reilly who always seems to have his finger on the pulse of America. The Mist are 1-0, & Rypien is the LFL's darling. Here's why. JUMP!
Folks, we warned you last week that, just like ESPN, we would be taking your nuts and shoving them up against a wall and driving Alabama & LSU coverage against them until they're flattened like a rack of ribs at Dreamland BBQ up on the hill in Tuscaloosa. Now, who's up for a $1,000,000 Ben Teeter original painting of the 2009 BCS Champions? Hottest item on eBay right now. Feel like throwin some money around. Nut up, Bama Nation. JUMP!
Never heard of Velvet Sky? Same here, but we're always down for some 'Superfan' coming out of the woodwork on a Friday afternoon while most of America counts down the hours until the BCS Championship. Velvet is some sort of TNA (Wrestling) Knockout and decided doing a shoot with those giant implants in a Tom Brady jersey would be cool for the fans. Just some advice: cut off the sleeves & much more cleav. Otherwise, good to go. JUMP!
From Tuscaloosa Craigslist: Looks like I'm probably going to have an extra ticket to the game. I'm white 511 fit masculine. If interested in going maybe having some fun before or after hit me up. I'm a top like making out oral safe only neg. prefer white hwp masculine and under 30. Send stats and pic for mine and a response. Place to stay the night a plus. So many of you paying big dollars on StubHub might want to think how bad you want to see this game.
LSU and Alabama, the top two teams in the current AP and BCS college football polls, meet in just over 24 hours at Bryant-Denny Stadium in Tuscaloosa. ESPN's College Gameday can yammer on about the unstoppable force-immovable object metaphor of LSU's offense and the 'Bama defense; Busted Coverage gets you inside info on the two schools from people who look a lot better naked than Lee Corso and Kirk Herbstreit. Hello, ladies! JUMP!
There is a Publix grocery store about 250 yards from where GameDay is broadcasting live this week. Would someone please take a photo of the beer aisle in that store. Has to be empty. Frat houses directly in front of Fowler and crew. They call this street The Strip. It's Ground Zero for Saturday's BCS Championship. If you are going to be in the area and want to be a hero to Busted Coverage readers around the world, take pics. firstname.lastname@example.org
There's a lot of excitement surrounding this weekend's matchup between LSU and Alabama and it isn't all focused on the field. Some of it will be focused in the bedroom thanks to Craigslist's casual encounters. We've been trolling through the Alabama casual encounters to see what kind off-the-field action might be available and, well, we're happy to report there's some pretty nice opportunities for some very specific people. Sportin' a big black dong? You're in demand. Check it!
Kudos to @MollyKlovesUA for snapping off a pic of this fresh flow in front of her at a Wells Fargo ATM. We're hoping this was taken in Tuscaloosa. Molly has her Twitter account under lockdown mode so details are sketchy. Good work, Bama, but LSU Weave from this morning is still winning this hair-off competition. As for ticket prices, students are offering up singles for $280. Have something Bama-LSU related we need to see? Send it in: email@example.com
We're very surprised to be the first outlet putting the pieces together on the Aaron Rodgers' family weekend in Nashville to watch little brother John account for 3 TDs in Vandy's heartbreaking loss to Arkansas. But, for Luke and Aaron, they shook off the loss and went to a Halloween party where Luke ran into his old friend @NanciFilipelli who just happened to take a photo with the brothers. Relax, ladies, Aaron is still with Destiny. JUMP!
Would we even be visiting this story under normal circumstances? No f-ing chance. But this is Bama-LSU week when all hands are on deck for the Super Bowl of college football. We've combed all of our available storylines and think that Jeremy Shelley, looking like he's about to blow Adam Lambert, could be called upon for a game winner. That means that CBS needs to have cameras glued to Greg McElroy's sister. Why? JUMP!
We first must give congratulations to SportsByBrooks for somehow figuring out where Colin Cowherd was sitting at the USC-Stanford game via this AT&T Crowd Photo technology. But major points deducted for not knowing that Cowherd is sitting with Layla Kiffin. That's right, Layla Kiffin is hanging with Cowherd and what looks to be Cowherd's Uncle Luke. Yesterday on his show, Cowherd was rambling about sitting with Layla. Here's the proof. JUMP!
What can possibly be said about this hair (via @iJig2Pieces)? We've been left speechless and it's usually over a supermodel's ass. Not this time. Just some random LSU weave. We want answers and we needed them yesterday. How long does it take an artist to complete such work? Over/Under is 3 hours. In other LSU-Alabama news, the folks at AL.com found Bama fans making a Corndog Casserole which also includes whiskey & lots of bacon. Let's get rolling!
As is usual with Busted Coverage's football coverage, we worked our way through the hottest chicks on the LSU campus, found Sophia Beretta and talked her into taking some mirror shots. While other sites are boring you with Xs and Os, BC is pounding the pavement for our loyal following. Of course you might know of Sophia from her NSFW photos in the November, Girls of the SEC Playboy issue. But Uncle BC has Ms. Beretta in her Tiger thong. JUMP!