Joe Kinsey

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Jul 8, 2015

UFC Ring Girl Attempted Murder, Muay Thai ISIS Fighter & Kat From USF

  Tired of the Cardinals-Cubs series on ESPN? Too bad. Here it comes again. It’s too bad there isn’t soccer to watch. It would be the perfect night for a soccer match.   • UFC Ring Girl’s husband arrested for...

Jul 8, 2015

IU Fan Rips Off Walmart, Lee Corso At Bar & Urban Meyer At Put-In-Bay

  Crickets for U.S. men’s soccer CONCACAF Gold Cup match Soccer fans want to beat the shit out of me when I call them out for being as fake as a $3 bill, but then they make it too easy...

Jul 7, 2015

I'm Still In Love With The Water Slides At Wayne Gretzky's Idaho House

  I’ve been in love with Wayne Gretzky’s Gozzer Ranch, Idaho lake house for years now and his wife Janet rekindled my love affair over the weekend with another glorious shot of the two water slides the dump into a...

Trevor Knight's New Girlfriend Is Rachel Wyatt, A Clemson Cheerleader

  Oklahoma quarterback Trevor Knight has traded in one hot girlfriend for another hot girlfriend. Knight is now dating Rachel Wyatt, a Clemson cheerleader, after spending last year dating a Tri Delt chemical engineering major named Kate Williams. How did...

Jul 7, 2015

West Virginia Man Busted For Having Two Pet Deer Living In His Trailer

  You know how experts say to learn something new each day of your life? It took me until just after noon today to learn that in West Virginia you can’t let deer live with you. That’s right, there are...

Jul 7, 2015

Guy Named "Bear" Shot & Killed The Alligator Who Ate A Texas Man Who Yelled "F The Alligators"

https://twitter.com/houstonTxRR/status/618250618302369792   Remember the story from Monday how a Texas man (yes, I know he moved from Missouri several years ago) yelled “F the alligators” at 2:30 a.m. Friday morning, went swimming and was immediately killed by an alligator? Of...

Jul 7, 2015

Jul 7, 2015

33 NSFW Black Dudes Analyze Subway Jared's House Getting Raided

This is not going over very well with the BD community.

Jul 7, 2015

Georgia Woman Assaults Boyfriend Because He Wouldn't Bang Her

  Here we go again with some crazy chick who (allegedly) resorted to attacking a boyfriend because he wouldn’t bang her. Just a few days after news of a Florida woman stabbing her boyfriend for not having morning sex with...

Jul 7, 2015

Rex Ryan Meets His Eating Idol, Ray-Ray's Do-Rag & A Reds Robber

  Golden Age of Baseball Did you see the name of the A.L. relievers who’ll pitch in the All-Star Game? What a great era of baseball we’re living in. This is what happens when PEDs are banned from baseball. You...

Jul 6, 2015

Florida Man Gets 2 1/2 Years In Jail For Banging Girlfriend On Beach

  The national nightmare of Jose Caballero, 40, banging Elissa Alvarez, 21, on a Florida beach in front of kids is finally over. Jose will get to think about what he’s done over the next 2 1/2 years while sitting...

Jul 6, 2015

Jameis Winston's 4th Of July Seemed Very Relaxing

  I know Florida State fans don’t want me analyzing anything that has to do with Jameis Winston because I’m a hack and not a real journalist…and that nobody cares what Jameis did over the 4th. But I can’t resist....