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Dec 3, 2014

Rob Gronkowski Got Cozy With Playboy Model Chloe Miranda In L.A.

Rob Gronkowski might be the only player on the Patriots who can get away with being a camera-friendly partier and not get benched by Bill Belichick for it. After turning the Clippers’ locker room into a madhouse with Justin Bieber...

Dec 3, 2014

Mature Manziel Stays Sober At Cavs Game, Drives Home

    Johnny Manziel definitely might be a 24/7 party animal , but that wasn’t the story Tuesday night at the Cavaliers game. With supermodel Kate Upton and her baseball beau Justin Verlander randomly crashing the The Q, Johnny Football...

Dec 2, 2014

USC Song Girls Close Regular Season With Strong Performance Against Notre Dame

So USC couldn’t beat UCLA in football this year and will be playing in the Whatever Bowl, no big deal. The most important thing they have going for them is their safety net—the USC Song Girls. Because of this legendary...

Allow Brooklyn Decker to Serenade You with Her Recorder

[protected-iframe id=”dc39c98043bfef15ad5955d78466c27d-22577676-53282995″ info=”http://instagram.com/p/wHNL1cjD2j/embed/” width=”500″ height=”598″ frameborder=”0″ scrolling=”no”] Remember when your elementary school forced your parents to shell out $15 for a recorder so you could make cacophonous noises in class for like two weeks? I’m not sure if that’s still...

Dec 2, 2014

Cop Tells Joe Girardi To Get Out of Nick Saban's Way At Iron Bowl

(Photo via larpuckett) Back in October, then-Yankees closer David Robertson told ESPN that Nick Saban is a “better leader” than Joe Girardi. The former Alabama pitcher was dead serious about it, playing the championships card: That’s a tough question, you’re...

Dec 2, 2014

‘Super Mario' Balotelli Offends Everyone With Racist Super Mario Photo

I have always wondered if professional sports leagues compile the most damaging social media updates and present them at those rookie symposiums where players are supposed to learn how to not to be a disgrace. If they don’t, they definitely...

Dec 2, 2014

Dec 2, 2014

Caroline Wozniacki Dating the Redskins’ Ryan Kerrigan

Tennis star Caroline Wozniacki is officially back folks. After reviving her playing career this past season, the Danish beauty appears to now be in the dating game with … Redskins linebacker Ryan Kerrigan. (For anyone who had money on Wozniacki...

Dec 2, 2014

Jose Canseco Attempting to Rebound with Shania Twain

Jose Canseco has had a rough couple of months. Losing a finger then your model fiancée (a couple of days before Thanksgiving) would take a lot out of any man. But this Bash Brother isn’t going to go down looking,...

Dec 2, 2014

Rob Gronkowski and Justin Bieber Crashed the Clippers' Locker Room

If gawking over celebrities is your thing, then Los Angeles Clippers games are definitely one of the top destinations to engage your inner creeper. Ever since David Stern thought it would be a great idea to reward Donald Sterling with...

Dec 1, 2014

Andre Miller Fools the Heat With Nifty Old-Man Moves

Wizards point guard Andre Miller is the equivalent of that old man at your local park who randomly dominates your pick-up basketball games. You think it’s just some has-been trying to stretch out his glory days, but then he pulls...

Dec 1, 2014

Clint Capela Dunks All Over Former NBA Prospect Joe Alexander

The professional basketball thing hasn’t worked out so well for Joe Alexander. After being selected with the eighth overall pick in the 2008 NBA Draft by the Milwaukee Bucks, Alexander bombed his rookie year and was so worthless the team...

Dec 1, 2014

Bengals Fans Destroy Buccaneers Fan

In case you were thinking about taking your children out to an NFL game, here is yet another reason you should think twice. Thanks to Deadspin, we have footage of a salty Buccaneers fan mouthing off to a man wearing...