Wizards point guard Andre Miller is the equivalent of that old man at your local park who randomly dominates your pick-up basketball games. You think it’s just some has-been trying to stretch out his glory days, but then he pulls some wizardry and you can’t help but think, “F—k me.”
Shabazz Napier definitely knows that feeling after tonight’s thrashing.
With the Heat down big, Mr. Miller got some extending playing time and made the most out of it. His highlight play came at the expense of Napier—going behind the back to lose the youngster, then adding in a fake pass to get the layup by Chris Bosh:
In case you didn’t respect Miller enough, this is his offseason training regimen (via ESPN):
“I have no regimen,” Miller says. After the season ends, so does Miller’s working out — no weights, no cardio, no nothing. “I really don’t pick up a basketball.”
Eating right also falls by the wayside. “(My diet) isn’t healthy at all,” Miller says. “Hamburgers, hot links on the Fourth of July, all that.”