Jose Canseco Attempting to Rebound with Shania Twain


Jose Canseco has had a rough couple of months. Losing a finger then your model fiancée (a couple of days before Thanksgiving) would take a lot out of any man.
But this Bash Brother isn’t going to go down looking, because he is totally trying out the Joel Embiid playbook and prowling on Twitter for a new mate.

In an ideal world, that mate is country royalty in the form of Shania Twain. (A realistic goal for any man, obviously.)

Playing the Canada card, respectable reach.
Then he went for the bomb—blurry shirtless photo that looks like it was taken on a Razr:


Badass stuff, Jose. If Twain were single this would definitely have some potential. Until then, keep tweeting hard at those celebrities (and watch your finger) until you find “the one.”
 
Fun note: He started tweeting about this at 6:30 AM. Like the dude woke up and somehow decided this was how he was going to start his day. That’s the stuff that makes Canseco on Twitter special (other than the truly bizarre stories/incidents). 

Phillies Fan Throws Shade At GM Ruben Amaro on His Baseball Reference Page
Phillies Fan Throws Shade At GM Ruben Amaro on His Baseball Reference Page
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