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Dec 5, 2014

Bears Fan Stabbed 9 Times by Cowboys Fans in Parking Lot Fight

Idiots were out in full force at Thursday night’s Bears-Cowboys game. We already told you about the Cowboys fan who was clocked for line jumping a bunch of Bears fans in the restroom. Now, according to the Chicago Tribune, there...

Dec 5, 2014

Aaron Rodgers and Olivia Munn Take Relationship Next Level, Adopt Dog

There is now a third party in the Aaron Rodgers and Olivia Munn relationship—Chance the dog. That’s right people; A DOG IS IN PLAY! Olivia revealed some deets about Chance on her Instagram: THANK YOU SO MUCH @dimitradivine & @socialteesnyc ...

Dec 5, 2014

Georgia OT Zach DeBell Manhandles Unruly Strip Club Customer

It’s usually not good news when we read about an athlete’s night at a strip club. But that wasn’t the case for University of Georgia offensive lineman Zach DeBell, who was a hero at the Toppers International Showbar on Thursday....

Watch Kyrie Irving Get Pissed At David Blatt For Calling Timeout

Kyrie Irving had a monster shooting night against the New York Knicks on Thursday, dropping 37 points in a tight 90-87 Cavaliers victory. But it wasn’t all smiles for the Cavs guard as he expressed extreme displeasure over a timeout...

Dec 4, 2014

Devious Portland State Player Fakes Handshake, Steals Ball and Dunks

Unlike baseball, professional basketball doesn’t have an encyclopedia of ridiculous unwritten rules to follow. And I would imagine the ones the sport does have are super obvious—don’t run up the score, don’t pad your stats (talking to you, triple-double seekers),...

Dec 4, 2014

Blake Griffin Channels Chris Pratt After Chris Paul Talks 'Dick'

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMaYYtZ-JYc&w=560&h=315] The Los Angeles Clippers continued their hot streak on Wednesday, trouncing the Orlando Magic by the score of 114-86. After the game, Chris Paul attempted to give the media some cliché answers about the team’s defense. As you can...

Dec 4, 2014

Dec 4, 2014

Pint-Sized Guam Basketball Player Goes Between Defender’s Legs on Defense

Only the thirstiest of basketball nerds were watching Australia and Guam battle in the FIBA U19 Oceania Championship on Wednesday. Because really, only an insane person would watch some Australians massacre Guam’s tiny players by 63. However, there was one...

Dec 4, 2014

Monta Ellis’ Game-Winner Made Mallory Edens Sad

Monta Ellis spent two very meh years with the Milwaukee Bucks before finding sanctuary with Rick Carlisle and the Dallas Mavericks. Since then, he has been an under-the-radar revelation. On Wednesday night, Ellis took on his former team and showed...

Dec 3, 2014

Josh Reddick Dealt His Jersey Number to Billy Butler for a Winch

If you were a professional athlete and had to trade away your jersey number to some weakling who really needed it, what would you ask for in return? Oakland Athletics outfielder Josh Reddick, better known as the guy who walks...

Dec 3, 2014

John Wall Celebrates Four-Point Play With Antoine Walker-esque Shimmy

Lost in the fray of the NBA’s glutting supply of quality point guards is the improvement of the Wizards’ John Wall. The John Calipari product has improved steadily year by year and is averaging career highs in assists (9.3) and...

Dec 3, 2014

Torii Hunter Calls Reporter a ‘Prick’ During Press Conference

The Minnesota Twins officially kicked off their Torii Hunter reunion tour with an explosive press conference. What was probably going to be another run-of-the-mill introductory love fest quickly became tension-filled after Mike Berardino of the St. Paul Pioneer Press opted...

Dec 3, 2014

How Jose Canseco & Leila Knight Split Their Pets Post-Breakup

Just when you thought Jose Canseco and model Leila Knight were going to make it, the former MLB slugger just had to mess it up and verbally abuse his then-fiancée and her mom. But lost amidst all of these alleged...