Florida RB Literally Shits His Pants, Still Wins Bowl MVP Honors
Florida just beat East Carolina in the meaningless Birmingham Bowl. This isn’t very important. Instead, what’s more important is the inspiring story of Gators RB Adam Lane Jr, who came all the way back from a second quarter in which...
FSU Fan Loses Bet, Gets "Crab Leg Friar" Bowl Cut
It’s a rough time right now for Florida State Nation. The entire country watched Oregon blow the Noles the fuck out on New Years Day, 59-20. The loss was embarrassing for so many reasons, most notably Jameis Winston‘s slip and...
The New "This Is Sportscenter" Commercial Is Ehh
ESPN dropped a new This Is Sportscenter spot yesterday to promote the upcoming National Championship game between Ohio State and Oregon. It centers around anchors John Buccigross and Bram Weinstein, who decide to raid the cubes of Urban Meyer and...
Ndamukong Suh Stomped On Aaron Rodgers Twice, Is Still A Dick
Ndamukong Suh clearly isn’t hiding the fact that he’s probably the dirtiest player in the NFL. The Lions DT has been fined a total of $216,875 over the course of his career, and another fine is likely coming. Suh stepped...
Dez Bryant Is An Absolutely Freak
Dez Bryant hauled in 4 catches for for 99 yards today, including two touchdowns. It was just another example of Bryant going absolute beast mode on opponents this year for the 12 and 4 Cowboys. The man cannot be stopped,...
Kevin Garnett Pulls A Lance, Blows In David West's Ear
The Pacers obliterated the Nets last night, 110-85. But the large margin didn’t stop Kevin Garnett from doing everything he could to gain an edge. During the 1st quarter, the Nets power forward pulled a Lance Stephenson, blowing into the...
Louisville's Chris Jones Got Rocked By An Aggressive Elbow. Just Kidding He Wasn't Touched And Flopped
In today’s battle in the Bluegrass state, #1 Kentucky survived against #4 Lousiville. The Wildcats held on in a low scoring affair, 58-50. Cardinals guard Chris Jones struggled, going 3-15 from the floor and dishing out only one assist. However,...
New Years Sucks. Here are 15 Reasons Why.
New Years Eve is an exciting time for a lot of people. For some reason, there are those who like to dress up nice, hit the town and celebrate another year going down the drain. I really don’t understand it-...
Stop Going To The Rim Against Anthony Davis
Anthony Davis is leading the league in Blocks Per Game this season, averaging 2.93 per game. Still, confused NBA players keep trying to challenge him at the rim, only to be denied and embarrassed on a routine basis. Davis’ latest...
Do Not Talk Trash To Kobe Bryant
There is absolutely no denying that the Lakers suck this year. Kobe’s crew is currently 9-21, which means they are sitting only above the pathetic Minnesota Timberwolves at the very bottom of the Western Conference. LA’s struggles have lead some...
Jimmy Clausen Gets Rocked, Fails At Trash Talking
Jimmy Clausen didn’t play THAT bad today in his Bears debut. Clausen threw for 181 yards, two touchdowns, and only 1 interception. So, not terrible. Clausen did almost die during the game, though. On a scramble during the 4th quarter,...
Nice Guy Devin Hester Gives Ref Shoulder Massage
Atlanta rolled over New Orleans today, 30-14. The win kept the 6-9 Falcons alive in the sad and depressing NFC South race, while eliminating the disappointing Saints. This happened despite the fact that NO’s Jalen Saunders brought the opening kickoff...
