Jake Johnson

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Mar 8, 2015

Brandon Knight's Career Is Quickly Being Defined By Stuff Like This

Poor Brandon Knight. The third year pro from Kentucky has put up some decent numbers throughout his career, averaging 15.3 ppg and 4.5 apg. He also has a nice looking, gentle face. Overall, Knight is a talented player and seems...

Mar 7, 2015

Nate Robinson Is Signing With The Clippers

According to Matt Barnes’ Twitter account, the LA Clippers have signed Nate Robinson. Been waiting on this day for a min.. Wanna welcome my lil homie @nate_robinson to the CLIPS!!! Need… https://t.co/ARdvvexqz2 — Matt Barnes (@Matt_Barnes22) March 7, 2015 Doc...

Feb 28, 2015

Montrezl Harrell Is A Mean Person

Probably the most intimidating player in all of college basketball, Montrezl Harrell checks in at 6’8 inches tall and 240 pounds. He also as dreads. Harrell doesn’t look like a college kid, and quite honestly it’s not fair that he’s...

Check Out This Dent In Russell Westbrook's Face

Russell Westbrook continued his assault on the NBA last night, posting his third straight triple double to the tune of 40 points, 11 assists and 13 rebounds. Westbrook jacked up 32 shots, hitting 14 of them in OKC’s 115-112 loss...

Feb 28, 2015

Oh Man, Kevin Durant Is Hurt Again

In what is shaping up to be the cruelest joke in basketball, Kevin Durant underwent ANOTHER surgery on his right foot and will miss at least a week. Kevin Durant is expected to miss at least a week after having...

Feb 22, 2015

Austin Rivers Is The Clippers' Team Little Brother

“Awww. Look how cute Austin Rivers is, talking to the media after scoring his career-high 28 points. Let’s go play in the background of the camera shot and make him feel super awkward.” Rivers hit 11 of 19 shots last...

Feb 22, 2015

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Feb 21, 2015

"Instagram Guy" Gets His Spot BLOWN UP at NFL Combine

The saddest moment thus far from the NFL combine hasn’t come from any of the players- Jameis Winston included. No, the most depressing thing that has happened at the combine came in the form of the newly famous “Instagram Guy.”...

Feb 21, 2015

Marcus Mariota Crushed Jameis In The 40 And It Doesn't Matter At All

Twitter is up in arms this afternoon after Marcus Mariota crushed Jameis Winston in the 40 at the combine. Mariota clocked in at 4.52 seconds, while “fat” Jameis took 4.97 seconds to cover the distance. Take a look at at...

Feb 21, 2015

Watch Demarcus Cousins Eviscerate Jae Crowder

Poor Decision of the Night goes to Jae Crowder, who inexplicably decided to plant himself directly under the rim in the path of a runaway freight train. Demarcus Cousins snatched a rebound and took it coast to coast, ending in...

Feb 15, 2015

Delanie Walker Had A Worse Valentine's Day Than You

Did you have a sad and depressing Valentine’s day? Did you sit alone at home, dreaming of that special somebody that simply doesn’t exist in your life right now? If so, that’s unfortunate. But it could have been worse. Just...

Feb 15, 2015

6 Predictions For Tonight's NBA All Star Game

The NBA All-Star game starts tonight. I know there are plenty of haters out there that love to let people know how much this game sucks. Shut up. This is by far the most entertaining of all the All Star...

Feb 15, 2015

Luis Suarez Goes Bicycle Kick City For Barcelona

Luis Suarez excels at two things in life: biting people, and scoring soccer goals. Today, one of those skills was on display for the Barcelona forward, as we put him an incredible bicycle kick against Levante. Luis Suarez with an...

Feb 15, 2015

Zach Lavine Brought Back The Dunk Contest

By all accounts, the NBA Slam Dunk Contest has been 6 feet deep in the ground since 2000, the year in which Vince Carter put on the greatest dunking performance in the history of basketball. Since that moment, we’ve suffered...