Brandon Knight’s Career Is Quickly Being Defined By Stuff Like This
Poor Brandon Knight. The third year pro from Kentucky has put up some decent numbers throughout his career, averaging 15.3...
Nate Robinson Is Signing With The Clippers
According to Matt Barnes’ Twitter account, the LA Clippers have signed Nate Robinson. Been waiting on this day for a...
Montrezl Harrell Is A Mean Person
Probably the most intimidating player in all of college basketball, Montrezl Harrell checks in at 6’8 inches tall and 240...
Check Out This Dent In Russell Westbrook’s Face
Russell Westbrook continued his assault on the NBA last night, posting his third straight triple double to the tune of...
Oh Man, Kevin Durant Is Hurt Again
In what is shaping up to be the cruelest joke in basketball, Kevin Durant underwent ANOTHER surgery on his right...
Austin Rivers Is The Clippers’ Team Little Brother
“Awww. Look how cute Austin Rivers is, talking to the media after scoring his career-high 28 points. Let’s go play...
“Instagram Guy” Gets His Spot BLOWN UP at NFL Combine
The saddest moment thus far from the NFL combine hasn’t come from any of the players- Jameis Winston included. No,...
Marcus Mariota Crushed Jameis In The 40 And It Doesn’t Matter At All
Twitter is up in arms this afternoon after Marcus Mariota crushed Jameis Winston in the 40 at the combine. Mariota...
Watch Demarcus Cousins Eviscerate Jae Crowder
Poor Decision of the Night goes to Jae Crowder, who inexplicably decided to plant himself directly under the rim in...
Delanie Walker Had A Worse Valentine’s Day Than You
Did you have a sad and depressing Valentine’s day? Did you sit alone at home, dreaming of that special somebody...
6 Predictions For Tonight’s NBA All Star Game
The NBA All-Star game starts tonight. I know there are plenty of haters out there that love to let people...
Luis Suarez Goes Bicycle Kick City For Barcelona
Luis Suarez excels at two things in life: biting people, and scoring soccer goals. Today, one of those skills was...
Zach Lavine Brought Back The Dunk Contest
By all accounts, the NBA Slam Dunk Contest has been 6 feet deep in the ground since 2000, the year...
Watch Damian Lillard CRUSH a Freestyle
Damian Lillard has a quite, confident way about him that makes the Blazers guard one of the more interesting players...
Mo’ne Davis is the Best Athlete Alive Right Now
I watched the NBA All-Star Celebrity game last night because I love all things basketball. While watching, two things became...
Kevin Durant Eviscerates Chris Paul In OKC Blowout
Kevin Durant and the Thunder are fighting for their playoff lives right now, and tension is certainly pretty high. At...
Robert Kraft Wearing Super Bowl Cuff Links Like A Boss
For an 73 year old man, Robert Kraft has a significant amount of swag. He’s obviously loaded. He owns one...
Roger Goodell Turned Down A Pregame Interview And White People Are Freaking Out
Roger Goodell reportedly refused to speak to NBC prior to today’s Super Bowl. The commish apparently turned down Bob Costas...
This Is Just The Saddest Tweet
The Knicks faced off against the Lakers in a good old fashion suckoff today. Going against the lethal starting lineup...
SNL Did A Richard Sherman And Marshawn Lynch Skit And It Was Actually Funny
If I said that SNL pretty much sucks these days, most people would agree. For every 10 skits that they...
Non-Human Giannis Antetokounmpo Destroys Basketball Hoop
The dunk contest might actually not suck this year, as long as participants like Giannis Antetokounmpo bring something similar to...
I Need This Marshawn Lynch Crotch Grab Painting And I Needed It Yesterday
In Marshawn Lynch crotch grab news, some hero made a piece of art out of Marshawn’s infamous celebration, and oh...
WVU Player Executes Perfect Double Middle Finger
The only reason you should care about the events from the West Virginia – Texas Tech game today is this...
Student Nails Half Court Heave on College Gameday
College Gameday hit Charlottesville today for showdown between the undefeated Virginia Cavaliers and the 17-3 Duke Blue Devils. One lucky...
Superhuman JJ Watt Played Catch With Fan And Made An Absurd Catch
JJ Watt is such a dick. He knows he’s better than all of us and he will stop at nothing...
Hassan Whiteside Is A Millennial
Heat center Hassan Whiteside has really stepped it up for Erik Spoelstra’s crew as of late, averaging 12 points, 8...
Josh Gordon Got Suspended AGAIN
According to Adam Schefter, Browns WR Josh Gordon failed another drug test, and is now looking at a full year...
Average NBA Player Lance Stephenson Breaks Out Pregame Locker Room Dance
Lance Stephenson has clearly been a disappointment this season. Billed as one of the biggest free agents of the summer,...
The NFL Will Flag The Seahawks 15 Yards If Marshawn Grabs His Dick
According to Pro Football Talk, the NFL will penalize the Seahawks 15 yards if Marshawn Lynch decides to grab his...
Brad Ziegler Is An Absolute Square
I have no idea how or why I follow Diamondbacks relief pitcher Brad Ziegler, but I do. I also don’t...
Bill Belichick Calls Impromptu Press Conference, Talks About Balls
“I’ve spent umm a significant amount this past week umm learning as much as I could learn- more than I...
James Harden Is A Mean Person
Due to Klay Thompson’s absurd game, James Harden’s impressive performance flew very much under the radar last night. Harden further...
That Cyborg Klay Thompson Put Up 37 In a Quarter Last Night
Klay Thompson isn’t a human being, evident in last night’s historic performance. Thompson put up 52 points in the Golden...
Brandon Bostick Is Going To Get Run Out Of Green Bay
Green Bay has a reputation for having some of the nicest people in the country. But even the nicest person...
Ha Ha Clinton-Dix Was Seattle’s Leading Receiver In The 1st Half
Russell Wilson is likely playing the worst game of his NFL career right now, going 2 of 9 for 12...
The NFL Would Have Ejected Marshawn Lynch For Wearing Gold Cleats
You might have heard that Marshawn Lynch had planned on to wear gold Nike cleats in today’s NFC championship game....
