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Dec 21, 2014

Man Attends Dolphins Game In Full Pads And Helmet

The Miami Dolphins aren’t making the playoffs this year, but that didn’t stop one loyal fan from showing up to today’s game against Minnesota dressed in full pads and helmet. There’s a guy here at the #Dolphins game in full...

Dec 21, 2014

This ESPN "Planning For Success" Graphic Was Quite Aggressive

North Dakota St faced off against Sam Houston on Friday  in the FCS semifinal. NDSU crushed SH 35-3, as running back John Crockett rushed for over 200 yards and 3 TD’s. How did the Bison manage to dominate the game...

Dec 20, 2014

Watch Jim Haslett Fire Off An Aggressive Snot Rocket

  Most recently in the news for not having any idea what he’s doing on defense, Jim Haslett just vaulted himself right back in the sports conversation for a new reason: a snot rocket. During a first half in which...

Montrezl Harrell Throws Elbow, Promptly Gets Ejected From Game

Louisville’s best player and National Player of the Year candidate Montrezl Harrell threw an aggressive elbow during today’s game against Western Kentucky, which is something that you aren’t allowed to do on a basketball court. Harrell was promptly ejected from...

Dec 20, 2014

Local Houston TV Station Uses NBA 2K Screenshot For Report Of Troy Daniels Trade

Poor Troy Daniels. Not only was he just traded from 4th place Houston to the cellar dwelling Minnesota Timberwolves, but a local Houston TV station reporting the trade couldn’t even show him the decency to post an actual headshot in...

Dec 20, 2014

Creepy Lions Fans Are Creepy

Detroit survived against Minnesota today, holding on to win 16-14. While it wasn’t the cleanest victory, the Lions sure did show a lot of courage- especially Matt Prater, who nailed the game-winning 33 yarder with just under 4 minutes remaining...

Dec 14, 2014

Dec 14, 2014

Watch Jeremy Hill Get DENIED At The Dawg Pound

The Browns faithful have to be some of the most loyal bunch in the league. I mean, only a true fan could consistently root for such terribleness. One fan demonstrated that loyalty in today’s game vs. the Bengals. After Jeremy...

Dec 14, 2014

This Marcus Mariota Tribute Video Makes Me Feel Warm And Fuzzy

Marcus Mariota won the Heisman last night in a landslide, receiving the second highest percentage of votes in history. Mariota was the first Hawaiian born player to win the Heisman, and it was well deserved. He thew 38 touchdowns to...

Dec 13, 2014

5 Reasons Why Swaggy P's New Self-Proclaimed Nickname is Incorrect

Nick Young hit an absurd 3 point game winner last night for the Lakers, much to the dismay of his teammate Kobe Bryant. You might have heard that earlier in the week, Kobe eviscerated his entire team during practice, calling...

Dec 13, 2014

Gameday Signs – Army Navy

Gameday hits its last stop of the College Football regular season today. Army is facing off against Navy in Baltimore, which brings out a different type of Gameday sign. Here are the best: @OldRowOfficial One of the best gameday signs...

Dec 7, 2014

Redskins Fan Can't Even Get Brown Paper Bag Right

God, the Redskins suck. Washington trails St. Louis 24-0 at home today, having gained only 185 yards of total offense at the 5 minutes mark of the 4th quarter. Colt McCoy is the team’s leading rusher today, coming in hot...

Dec 7, 2014

Cam Newton Pulls Out Superman Celebration, Inciting Fight

Cam Newton hasn’t had too many opportunities to pull out his signature Superman celebration this year. After rushing for six scores in 2913, the Panthers QB has crossed the end zone just twice on the ground this year. So when...