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Jun 28, 2015

Just Because Sam Dekker Is In The NBA Now Doesn't Mean He Can Stop Doing Chores

You would think when you get drafted in the the first round of the NBA draft, that relieves you from all household duties back home. You’re now making more money than probably both your parents combined, and you’re thinking about...

Jun 28, 2015

Patrick Kane Brought The Stanley Cup To A Jimmy Buffett Concert And Sang/Played The Tambourine On Stage

It looks like last night was a big concert night in the world of sports. First, Bill Walton at the Grateful Dead and now 3 time Stanley Cup winner Patrick Kane at Jimmy Buffett. Buffett had a concert at Tinley...

Jun 28, 2015

Girlfriends Of The NBA Draft: Larry Nance Jr's Girlfriend Hailey Pince

Larry Nance Jr got in a little hot water this week because of this tweet he sent back in 2012: I think it’s kind of stupid when people go back and look at your old tweets, but when you get...

Of Course Bill Walton Was At The Grateful Dead Farewell Tour Concert Last Night

The Grateful Dead are on a farewell tour right now, with the first show last night in Santa Clara at Levi’s Stadium. I’m not going to sit here and pretend I know anything about the Grateful Dead, because they were...

Jun 28, 2015

Buy An Iowa Hawkeyes Tailgate Short Bus — $3500

Another week, another Iowa tailgating mobile. I wish I loved anything as much as those people up north love painting a big bus in black and gold. It seems like every week at this point we have a new one...

Jun 28, 2015

Louisville Basketball Player Goes Rick Barry Style At The Free Throw Line

I never understood why players who can’t shoot free throws to save their lives never try this. Shaq, Dwight Howard, Ben Wallace, DeAndre Jordan — they all should’ve done this. Or least be like Tristan Thompson and just completely switch...

Jun 27, 2015

Jun 27, 2015

Fan Gets Matched On Tinder With A Minor League Baseball Player While At His Game

If you ever watch that 30 for 30 about Michael Jordan playing minor league baseball, you understand that playing at the double-A level isn’t all that great. You have to ride a bus everywhere and you aren’t making that much...

Jun 27, 2015

Bob Costas Was Weirdly Mean To Pedro Strop Last Night

Pedro Strop entered yesterday’s Cubs-Cardinals game with a 2-1 lead and as a set up guy, you’re supposed to go in and get the job done so your closer can come in and slam the door. Well, that doesn’t always...

Jun 27, 2015

Buy Reggie Bush's Suburban Detroit Home — $2.49 Million

In case you didn’t know, Reggie Bush is a 49er now. Every Spring when free agency hits, everybody switching teams jumbles my brain so come training camp I forget where some people are actually playing now, and I completely forgot...

Jun 27, 2015

Buy This Bland Texas A&M Tailgating Bus — $15,000

Basically, this is an A&M bus only because of that giant ass logo on the back with the rest of it being a normal boring white bus. You can really just cover it with any logo and make it whatever...

Jun 20, 2015

Daniel Tosh Came Out On Stage Wearing An Aaron Hernandez Jersey In Boston

Daniel Tosh is known for pushing buttons and also a known hater of the New England Patriots. He basically put the Pats in a grave in this rant before the Super Bowl. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zw3tyAkGx-s Some of those points are valid, some...

Jun 19, 2015

MC Hammer and the Mayor of Oakland Riding In A Fire Breathing Snail Car

Mayor Schaaf and @MCHammer rolling in a fire-spitting snail. pic.twitter.com/APBDvLWSEd — Casey Pratt (@CaseyPrattABC7) June 19, 2015 So many things are happening in that title, so many questions. Why is MC Hammer with the Mayor in their own car? The...