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Jun 19, 2015

Day 2 For Tiger And He's Still Embarrassing Himself

So what do you do when you’re Tiger Woods and you shoot and 80 on day 1 of the US Open? And after you do this? https://vine.co/v/eie2XlVQgWz Well, Tiger is one of the most competitive and greatest athletes we’ve ever...

Jun 19, 2015

David Lee and Draymond Green Celebrate Their Title With A Massive Champagne Bottle

Is there anything better than the few weeks after you win a title? I know I haven’t experienced it, but I have to imagine it’s the absolute greatest time you could ever have for about a month. Basically a non-stop...

Jun 19, 2015

Paulina Gretzky Is Back, Tiger Is Throwing Clubs, & Kendall's Dress Malfunction

Friday in the summer means you can slack off work all day and do as little as possible to get you to the weekend. Nobody cares about work in the summer anyways, so it doesn’t even matter, even though I...

Blackhawks Parade, Russell Wilson At The US Open, & Bonds With Google Guy

Dan Again One more day of me and James holding down the fort until Joe comes back Monday, I’ll be doing my normal weekend shifts this weekend. If you missed the golfer going after his ball by going one-on-one with...

Jun 19, 2015

Nationals Fans Rode The Struggle Bus Last Night

Last night wasn’t a great night in Washington. It was rainy and they lost an interleague match up to the Rays 5-0. Just a horrible night all around, and the Nats fans showed that by providing us with a couple...

Jun 18, 2015

LeBron James Is Bringing A Lot Of Sex To Cleveland, According To A News Anchor

One of my favorite things in the world is when news anchors screw up their words and say something inappropriate for news television. It’s my favorite thing because they never know how to handle it. News people are so up...

Jun 18, 2015

Jun 18, 2015

Buy Javale McGee's Las Vegas Bachelor Pad — $849,900

If you asked me to guess what NBA players own property in Las Vegas where they spend their off seasons, Javale McGee would probably be at the top of my list of guesses. Right up there with JR Smith and...

Jun 18, 2015

Gilbert Arenas Smashing A Car, Paris Hilton Is Hot Again, Johnny's Money Sign Is Dead

Ah man we’ve reached the dog days of summer. No basketball, no football, just mid-June meaningless Major League Baseball and some College World Series games. The worst time of the summer as a sports fan is these next 6 weeks....

Jun 18, 2015

Worst Father's Day Gift, LeBron Took The Loss Hard, & Korea Doesn't Know American Sports

Bossman Joe Is On His Mini Vacation Intern Dan back here to cover some of the shift today and the whole day tomorrow while our noble leader is taking a couple days off going into the weekend. You might have...

Jun 14, 2015

Rent Shaun White's Encinitas Home — $12,500 (or $15,000)

It’s officially summer time now, which means it’s the perfect time to get yourself a summer beach house and kick back for the next few months. Well, Shaun White is renting out his newly renovated Encinitas house right on the...

Jun 14, 2015

We Have A Cavs Fan Bank Robber On The Loose On The Night Of Game 5

Could this guy have picked a worse day to rob a bank as a Cavaliers fan? I’m going to go out on a limb and say tonight is the biggest game in Cavs history, and this guy decides he’s going...

Jun 14, 2015

Massive Baylor Tight End Threw Out The First Pitch At The Rangers Game

First off, let me start by saying this: 1st pitches have become way too liberal these days. It’s ridiculous. Every night some “celebrity” is out on the bump and it’s bringing down the value of the ceremonial first pitch. At...