Via: Greenville police said a man who they say is responsible for putting pornographic video up on televisions in a Best Buy store turned himself in after he saw himself in surveillance video on the news. Investigators said that Robert Matthew Holden used a personal electronic device to stream pornography to several “smart TVs” that were on display. He told police it was just a "prank" and he didn't know it was a criminal act. No word if he streamed 'Top Guns.'
It's a sad day for all of us Jim 'The Anvil' Neidhart fans out there. The former WWF wrestler was sentenced yesterday on drug charges stemming from a 2010 case. From his booking info, we know that The Anvil has been pounding the burgers and fries. He's listed at 5-11, 320 lbs. You know you're getting old when half of the Hart Foundation can barely get out of his jail bunk without an oxygen mask. Who can forget how great of a promo guy Neidhart was back in the day? So sad.
Via: New Britain Police are looking for a suspect who held up the TD Bank branch at 587 Hartford Road Wednesday afternoon. Police say he implied he had weapons. They released security camera images of the suspect, who was wearing a Florida Marlins baseball cap. a dark jacket and jeans and plastic rimmed eyeglasses with tiger-stripe pattern frames. Have you seen a black dude cruising around New Britain in a Marlins cap? Let's cash in: firstname.lastname@example.org
Your time is running out. We've been telling you it's time to help set a Guinness World Records title for ‘The Largest St. Patrick’s Day Celebration’ ever. How is that going to happen? Simple, you follow the steps and you might be drinking (responsibly) in Ireland for St. Patrick's Day. Want to win a trip to Ireland to drink at Guinness? You have to be entered to win! JUMP!
Via: Daytona Beach police are looking for a man who robbed an adult sex shop at knifepoint early Friday. He also made gestures of stabbing her in the neck and stomach, although the knife didn't touch her, police said. "Give me all your money now," he told the 25-year-old clerk. "Don't make me use this." But when the clerk told him she had called police, he ran out the rear door carrying the adult movies, the store's phone and the knife. Hunch: ran out of Spring Break beer money.
A couple weeks ago BC told you how we teamed with the fine folks at Guinness to help set a Guinness World Records title for ‘The Largest St. Patrick’s Day Celebration’ ever. How is that going to happen? Simple, you follow the steps and you might be drinking (responsibly) in Ireland for St. Patrick's Day. Want to drink Guinness in Dublin on St. Patrick's Day? For FREE? Here's your chance. JUMP!
Ever watched 'America's Next Top Model?' Yeah, same here. Would you watch 'America's Next Top Sideline Reporter?' Yeah, same here. We'd be glued to our TV as Lingerie Football League sideline reporter Lauren Gardner battles with sideline reporter Britt McHenry in halftime interviews with angry football coaches. Could you imagine Laura McKeeman battling Amanda Pflugrad over the use of busted coverage in a sentence. Guys, this needs to happen. JUMP!
Adidas needed to generate some buzz, so what did they do? They went and hired designer Jeremy Scott to do a line for them. What did he come up with? A pair of Adidas cowboy boots and some running pants that have fringes on them. We're not even making this stuff up. Practical? No way in hell. Awesome? That depends if you have taste. We do and we think these things are hideous. Take a look for yourself!
MMA fighter Fernando Rodrigues has a lifetime 3-5 record. He also now owns one of the first distinctions in Cuff 'Em history. State attorneys in Florida have successfully argued that Rodrigues shouldn't be allowed bail in a road rage incident this week that left his alleged victim beaten to a pulp. The reasoning why Fernando should be jailed without bond? His hands and feet are deadly weapons. Seriously. JUMP!
As we've mentioned time and time again, the University of Oregon should be honored with awards for being the finest sideline reporter school in the United States. Whether it's former UO cheerleader Katelynn Johnson working sidelines or Stephanie Essin with big sideline reporting dreams, this school is like the Harvard Law of sideline reporters. Amanda Pflugrad might have the best chance to become the next 'it' girl for American men fascinated by women working mics. JUMP!
You know how we know this parent Joseph Cordes takes his daughter's hockey games too seriously? How far would you go to help your daughter's team get an advantage during a high school hockey game? Would you stand in the corner of an arena and shoot a laser pointer into the eyes of the opposing goalie? Are you that crazy? Well, Cordes is. And now the cops want to have a word with Super Dad. JUMP!
Via: Marcus Vick turned himself in to the Newport News City Jail on Sunday evening and was ordered Monday to begin serving a 10-day jail term on a contempt of court charge.Vick, 27, had been ordered to turn himself in last Monday on the misdemeanor contempt charge after twice failing to appear in court to answer a 2010 charge of driving on a suspended license. But...he might serve 5 days after credits for good behavior. Purple Drank this Saturday night, bitches!
Usually it's the Mexicans laughing at our asses after stealing another factory from Steubenville, Ohio. Oh, look, another piston manufacturer relocating a mile south of the border. Ha! Ha! Ha! Yeah, real funny, d*ckheads. So in return for continuously raping our job base, we're sending Kate Upton to your stupid Mexico City Fashion Week and having her hide the cleav while doing a promotional shoot at one of your malls. Who's laughing now, a**holes? JUMP!
Remember those pants that were designed for weightlifters but your dad wore to the grocery store and to football games in Buffalo? Who can possibly forget Zubaz. The founders sold 10 million pairs of pants and made $160 million in sales over a 20 year period. But then the bubble eventually burst and the pants became a Halloween costume. Ahh, but guess what style is poised to rebound thanks to this Rob Gronkowski photo? Zubaz are back, baby! JUMP!
Via: Former professional basketball player Orlando V. Woodridge [sic], 52, was arrested Friday by the DeSoto Parish Sheriff’s Office after being accused of stealing aluminum water lines from a roadside. Sgt. Chato Atkins said Woolridge stole sections of lines used to transfer water to natural gas drilling sites. The material, with an estimated value of over $2,000, was sold for scrap. Let's not jump to conclusions about drugs. Might've just been behind on his car payments.
There are days when Cuff 'Em is horrible and the only story we can wrangle is something about a guy wearing a Colorado Rockies baseball hat & 'poofy' jacket jumping through a drive-thru window and robbing a coffee shop. Then there are days when BC comes across starlets like Georgia soccer player Carli Shultis. This chick was arrested last week on one of the craziest theft charges - EVER. We promise. JUMP!