Sammy Draper Wore Green, Gronk Does Hot Yoga & Haloti Ngata Retires On Mountain

And then I’d get right back on a plane and get TF out of there after they handed me a check

From KLAS:

In true St. Patrick’s Day style, the luck of the Irish was with a guest from Hawaii at the Plaza Hotel & Casino today who won a $1 million jackpot playing Monopoly Millionaire.

The guest hit the jackpot on the penny machine after playing it for just five minutes!

Numbers from :

Duke is the No. 1 overall seed in this year's NCAA Tournament. Since overall seeding began in 2004, only 3 of them went on to win the national title:

2013 Louisville (later vacated)
2012 Kentucky
2007 Florida

— ESPN Stats & Info (@ESPNStatsInfo) March 17, 2019

Stuff You Guys Sent In & Stuff I Like:

“It was an honor.” —Chris Berman, Manager of the #SFGiants (today)

#SFGSpring https://t.co/t9qJbiSsac
San Francisco Giants (@SFGiants) March 17, 2019

So my wife goes to a hot yoga class on Saturday and she tells me that some football player was in the class. She says he was super stiff, but worked hard to get it right. I was like…. you remember his name? She was like NO, but I have a picture. Gronk’s training in Miami. pic.twitter.com/7h9fX85GCS

— Omar Kelly (@OmarKelly) March 18, 2019

Veteran DT Haloti Ngata, a mountain of a man, announces his retirement on top of a mountain. He ups on the ante on epic retirements. https://t.co/ObJxOF4b7d pic.twitter.com/DF4yLwbfOf

— Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) March 18, 2019

Who the heck is this guy @LSUsoftball?! I’m too distracted by him to watch the game 😂😂😂 https://t.co/DtJdVrnhE9
Cassie (@caskie1031) March 17, 2019

Band dudes get emotional I guess. Trumpet section is bawling #MichiganState #Michigan #SelectionSunday #BigTenTournament pic.twitter.com/58honUPyHF

— Sports Cartoonist to the Stars (@JimmySportToons) March 17, 2019

@rhettandlink I saw Damnyell’s long lost twin on TV for the Michigan game. https://t.co/jg7zmPISKz
Peter Crawford (@Strongbad25) March 16, 2019

Lmao the notification for this like legit made me laugh out loud…it’s the verified account pic.twitter.com/MMhkOOuJxX

— Will Applebee (@NOTSCWill) March 18, 2019

We get more credit from @espn when we are 14-20 than we do when we’ve had good years #HailWV https://t.co/MaSICUVgbm
Nathan O'Dell (@RxODell) March 18, 2019

New city in Tennessee pic.twitter.com/rPTizNyPuv

— ABC7Error (@abc7error) March 18, 2019

Police in Pennsylvania ID Theft Suspect Using ‘Amateurish and Cartoonish’ Sketch; Arrest Warrant Issued https://t.co/mJ3q1mZJ9h pic.twitter.com/MoHLzpPork

— KTLA (@KTLA) February 8, 2018

Juan O’Donnell, born on Cinco De Mayo, stood out like an emerald on #saintpatricksday Day. Looks like he won (or lost) a bar bet. #vegas #StPatricksDay pic.twitter.com/FhlptNFkgd

— Norm Clarke (@NormLasVegas) March 18, 2019