Buy Your Own 50 Shades Of Suburbia Outside Philadelphia With Interesting Basement

I’m fairly certain this house that was listed for sale ($750,000) Thursday in Maple Glen, Pennsylvania — suburban Philadelphia — is going to make the rounds on Philadelphia news because it’s being sold furnished complete with a basement sex den and the house is being offered as an AirBnB that goes for $750 on weeknights and $2,000 per night on weekends clearly for sex parties. I know!!!! This is made for local news Facebook pages. Guarantee they’ll be all over it.

I’ve covered a few houses in my day. I’ve never seen anything like what’s in the 5-star basement of this 5,000 sq. ft. beast. It’s a full-on sex den and did I mention IT COMES FURNISHED! Turnkey. Buy it & you’re instantly in business. Now, the Philly news is going to do a story…”Sex Den For Sale…What Do Neighbors Think?” that’s going to end up turning into a debate at a commissioners meeting, which will turn into more news stories. Just be prepared, it’s coming.

From the realtor:

“50 shades of Maple Glen”. One of a kind surburban home with a sexy twist. Private quiet lane of 3 homes leads you to a secluded 4 bedrooms upstairs plus 1 bedroom in basement 2.5 bath colonial home located just 15 miles outside Philadelphia in the suburb of Maple Glen.

Full finished walk-out basement w bilco doors, includes a gym or 5th bedroom and also is a private adult sexual oasis. It can be converted back to a typical suburban basement. Home currently is being offered as an Air B & B rental @maisonxs that gets $750 a night on weekdays & $2000 a night on the weekends for private parties or entertainment. Convenient to PA turnpike, 309, 63, 152 , trains to Center City Phila, restaurants, shops, & minutes from downtown Ambler. Award winning Upper Dublin school district. House is being sold furnished.

Mortgage: $4,700 or so a month and you would have guests pay the cleaning fee. This might not be a bad business venture. Couple of weekends a month rented out and you’re just cashing profit checks.

[HT: @ripits247] 

Great location!

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