Cristiano Ronaldo

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Mar 8, 2016

Check Out That Thumb, Rinaldo Nipple Twist & Taste the Rainbow Machine

Apparently they've made Skittles vending machines.

Jan 20, 2015

Cristiano Ronaldo’s Rumored New Girlfriend is Lucia Villalon

Cristiano Ronaldo might be the only guy in the world who could dump a girl like Irina Shayk over a missed birthday party. Trust me, if it was any other dude with her he’d be like, “Whatever you say Irina,...

Jan 31, 2013

Mirella Grisales — Breakout Eye Candy of Super Bowl Media Day [PHOTOS]

New Super Bowl, new female sports reporter getting ogled by journalists, athletes and fans alike. At the Super Bowl Media Day in New Orleans this week, Mirella Grisales of Telemundo became the object of affection for hundreds (and who knows...

Mar 12, 2012

Real Betis Fan Has Something For Cristiano Ronaldo To Suck On [VIDEO]

So Real Madrid played Real Betis this weekend and, of course, Madrid won the game thanks to a two-goal day from Cristiano Ronaldo in a 3-2 victory. Blah, blah, blah. Of course we're not going to get into the intricacies of international soccer because you guys have like 3 minutes of jerking off time at work. Let's cut to the chase, C Ron scores a goal and a Betis fan starts grabbing his junk. Suck this, Ronaldo. JUMP!

Jan 10, 2012

Irina Shayk Can’t Get Front-Row Seats At Basketball Game, But He Can? [PHOTOS]

There's something wrong when one of the world's hottest women can't get a front-row seat to a second-rate basketball game. Wouldn't you say? Irina Shayk and fiancee Cristiano Ronaldo had to sit in the second row when they went to see Real Madrid play F.C. Barcelona in a nail-biter last week. What the hell is that? Fortunately for sports hottest power couple the result was better than when Ronaldo's team played Barca in soccer. Check it!