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Guy Named "Bear" Shot & Killed The Alligator Who Ate A Texas Man Who Yelled "F The Alligators"
https://twitter.com/houstonTxRR/status/618250618302369792 Remember the story from Monday how a Texas man (yes, I know he moved from Missouri several years ago) yelled “F the alligators” at 2:30 a.m. Friday morning, went swimming and was immediately killed by an alligator? Of...
Georgia Woman Assaults Boyfriend Because He Wouldn't Bang Her
Here we go again with some crazy chick who (allegedly) resorted to attacking a boyfriend because he wouldn’t bang her. Just a few days after news of a Florida woman stabbing her boyfriend for not having morning sex with...
Brock Lesnar Goes Berserk on Cadillac, Accidentally Injures Fan After Throwing Door
Brock got a little too excited destroying a car.
Florida Man Gets 2 1/2 Years In Jail For Banging Girlfriend On Beach
The national nightmare of Jose Caballero, 40, banging Elissa Alvarez, 21, on a Florida beach in front of kids is finally over. Jose will get to think about what he’s done over the next 2 1/2 years while sitting...
The Men of the ESPN Body Issue
Here we go with the 2015 ESPN Body Issue, a yearly chance for ladies to look at athlete butt and their favorite stars, minus the actual dong shots. The ladies are constantly complaining that we won’t give them any...
Texas Man Goes Swimming With Alligators At 2:30 A.M., Immediately Attacked & Killed
You can’t really feel bad for Texas transplant Tommie Woodward after he was killed early Friday morning by an alligator at a Texas marina around 2:30 a.m. If you’re going to go swimming in an area where locals noticed...
Tiger Poon Rumor Fires Up His Golf Game, Shoots 66 At Greenbrier
Tiger Woods is 2 off the lead at the @GbrClassic. Here's his first birdie of the day (No. 12). #QuickHits http://t.co/MfNdu89OK0 — PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) July 2, 2015 HE’S BAAACCKKKK! Fresh off a juicy poon rumor that he was (is?)...
Florida Man Fired For Writing On Facebook About Marrying His Dog Named Rocco
The gay marriage debate has gobbled up yet another victim. This time we have a married Florida man named Ryan Uhler, a digital marketing specialist in Cape Coral, getting fired for joking that hopefully one day he can marry...
Florida Mom Arrested For Smoking Pot Out Of Wooden Penis Shaped Bowl With 11-Year-Old Son
Mom of the Year? Casey Sanders of Okeechobee County, Florida is in hot water after cops arrested her for allegedly smoking pot out of a “wood penis shaped pipe” with her 11-year-old son. According to WPTV: According to reports,...
Tall White Guy Pretends He Was Drafted…Pulls So Much Tail It's Ridiculous
[protected-iframe id=”8e9bcc26b8b29e5640d15643f44f1968-22577676-23105199″ info=”https://www.youtube.com/embed/HsvaQR9hKDI?rel=0&controls=0&showinfo=0″ width=”640″ height=”360″ frameborder=”0″ allowfullscreen=””] That white dude is Elite Daily Humor Writer Connor Toole. He’s a friggin’ blogger. He’s not getting drafted in the NBA. He’s just tall. White. The Jazz didn’t take him in the...
Alabama Bro Murders 6 Chickens If Fight With Mom Over Fixing His Relationship With A Girlfriend
It's pretty complicated, but it's Alabama.
Florida Man Arrested For Busting Dominoes Opponent In The Head With Pot After Illegal Move
What happens during a Florida dominoes game (or is it a match?) when both players — obviously — have been drinking and one of them starts making illegal moves? Of course there’s going to be a confrontation. Such things...
