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Nov 24, 2014

Red Sox Send Out Untimely Tweet During Ferguson Announcement

  The Boston Red Sox are being all douchey again, throwing their wads of cash in the faces of the top free agent hitters on the market. So far, they have inked Hanley Ramirez and Pablo Sandoval to monster deals,...

Nov 20, 2014

U.S. Military Calls In Randy Johnson To Stand Guard At Korean DMZ

  You notice how Kim Jong-un didn’t start World War 3 this week? That’s because the U.S. military sent in Randy Johnson to work the bridge to no return at the North and South Korean border where one wrong move...

Nov 19, 2014

Angels Pitcher Hector Santiago Kissed Terry Francona’s Bald Head

Cleveland Indians manager and MLB All-Stars coach Terry Francona will never sit comfortably in a plane again. While en route to Okinawa for the conclusion of the MLB Japan All-Star Series, Tito was sleeping soundly in his first-class seat when...

Barry Bonds Going Hard Rehabbing His Hip in a Pool

[protected-iframe id=”b99a6052349da4a48b0d8fcbf1472acd-22577676-53282995″ info=”//platform.instagram.com/en_US/embeds.js”width=”600″ height=”700″] In early October, San Francisco Giants legend Barry Bonds underwent surgery on his left hip. The home run king announced the surgery in early October during Madison Bumgarner’s beer run, tweeting out a photo before going...

Nov 19, 2014

MLB Jobs: Padres Hiring a Painter; Astros Need Tour Guide

  The MLB offseason is in full swing with transactions coming in furiously as players and agents try to cash in before Turkey Day. Already we’ve seen Giancarlo Stanton take all of the Marlins’ money (and pop champagne awkwardly in...

Nov 18, 2014

Giancarlo Stanton Celebrated $325 Million Contract With Massive Bottle Of Champagne

[protected-iframe id=”90c3fa0f02d542254ff4da554d025408-22577676-23105199″ info=”//platform.instagram.com/en_US/embeds.js” width=”600′ height=”700″]   Giancarlo Stanton, who will make $68,493 per day for 13 years, celebrated his new $325,000,000 contract last night with a big bottle of champagne at a Miami club. That’s the look of a guy...

Nov 18, 2014

Nov 17, 2014

Douchey ARod Busted Out His White Pants For The FSU Game

  ARod really cooled off with his college football tour after his Alabama bender, but there was no way he was going to miss Miami’s huge game against Florida State. The guy is a huge donor (of money he earned...

Nov 14, 2014

Pirates Catcher Tony Sanchez Really, Really Likes Competition For His Job

On Thursday, CBS Sports’ Jon Heyman reported that the New York Yankees traded pitch-framer extraordinaire Francisco Cervelli to the Pittsburgh Pirates. Suffice to say, this was a much-needed move for the Pirates who are likely to lose Russell Martin in...

Nov 13, 2014

Buy Dodgers Prospect Joc Pederson’s 1994 Buick Century – Only $1,200

Baseball nerds, now is your chance to get in on a unique piece of baseball history—a 1994 Buick Century once owned by Los Angeles Dodgers outfielder Joc Pederson. Pederson, 22, was drafted out of high school by the Dodgers in...

Nov 11, 2014

John Rocker Goes On Another Race-Fueled Rant

It’s Veteran’s Day, so what better way to spend it than reading about what former Atlanta Braves pitcher John Rocker has been up to since threatening people on “Survivor?” Well, the 40-year-old has been spewing his usual Rocker-crap on the...

Nov 5, 2014

Jersey Chasers Bothering Jetes Today At Tampa Starbucks

Starbucks date with my boyfriend jeter. And @ngarbati ❤️⚾️ pic.twitter.com/MkCCcGDeJL — Sydney Soja (@Sydney_annee) November 5, 2014   Just another day into retirement and Derek Jeter still can’t go to a Tampa Starbucks to enjoy a drink without some jersey...

Nov 4, 2014

Pete Rose Betting The Ponies In Vegas

Believe or not that’s Pete rose making a bet at Mandalay bay. pic.twitter.com/Xf4syeTqWP — Tim (@vegastbone) November 2, 2014     PONIES! HE WAS PLAYING THE PONIES! Look, Pete Rose doesn’t hide that he likes to place a bet here...