You notice how Kim Jong-un didn’t start World War 3 this week? That’s because the U.S. military sent in Randy Johnson to work the bridge to no return at the North and South Korean border where one wrong move and some North Korean punk is taking a 100 mph hand grenade off his malnourished melon. Think of the reaction the North had when it saw the giant standing on the other side of the bridge. Someone dropped a deuce in his pants. Think about this for a second: You’ve lived in North Korea your whole life and have never seen a grown man over 5’11”. Then all of a sudden you look through binoculars and see a 6-10 giant white dude standing with the U.S. military.
Don’t think for a second that Jong-un didn’t hear about this Unit visit. I’m actually surprised the North didn’t run this on the state news that there was some giant who was threatening the motherland.
Randy guarded our national interests, signed some baseballs, hung out with the boys and took some photos. Another week of keeping Jong-un locked down. Success.
Eeriest feeling today of any @the_USO tour I’ve been on. Standing in front of Bridge Of No Return.DMZ N.Korea pic.twitter.com/FLHZbKYSji
— Randy Johnson (@RJ51Photos) November 18, 2014
It’s also good to see Dan meet the Unit. Nobody has done more for Korean baseball in the U.S. than Dan with his bat flip videos.
MyKBO had the pleasure of meeting Randy Johnson aka @RJ51Photos this morning as he was visiting the USO at Yongsan pic.twitter.com/NxeY9nPzf7
— Dan (@MyKBO) November 18, 2014
