Football - page 170

Jan 13, 2012

Goddammit, Make It Stop! [Morning Twitpic]

That would be the Ortega United Methodist Church in Jacksonville, FL in case you want to stop in for a lesson. In other Tebow news, the Denver Post keeps digging for garbage that Tebow freaks will read such as Jockeys' Facebook following grew 2,000 percent after signing Baby Jesus. Also, jockey.com last month set a new one-day sales record via some Tebow promotion. Guess who is going to make serious money this weekend? 49ers bettor. Line is up to +4. Let's get rolling!

Jan 12, 2012

Ochocinco Left IHOP Waitress $20 Tip This Afternoon [PHOTO]

For those who haven't been following Ochocinco's Twitter feed the last couple days, he's been talking about his tipping habits at restaurants. Dude says he matches the tip to whatever the bill was and showed his bill at IHOP today as an example. Says 85: People always tip based on the service never taking into consideration the many idiots, assholes etc. that may have pissed the server off. As for fine dining, Ocho says that consists of Red Lobster. (@ochocinco)

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Jan 12, 2012

Here’s Scott Van Pelt’s Wedding Registry?

Scott Van Pelt referenced something during his show today that shocked us, didn't sound right and then the cable went out. Did he actually say something about his "wife?" One thing led to another and a Scott Van Pelt wedding registry was on our desktop. It seems the Internet's hero managed to get married in October without a peep from us bloggers. How is that even possible? Not sure, but we can now look at what Scott and Stephanie didn't get for wedding gifts. JUMP!

Jan 12, 2012

20 Best NSFW Tim Tebow & ESPN Tebow Hour Hate Tweets

Um, that ESPN Tebow Hour that went down today didn't exactly go over well with the unemployed and second-shifters who happened to be watching. The anger on Twitter centered on the need for ESPN to "suck tha d*ck" of Tebow more than they already do on an hourly basis. The Twitter grammar was bad, the anger was real and regular folks unloaded on yet more Tebow lust from the WWL. Kudos to those tweets that used 140 characters to catch our attention. JUMP!

Jan 12, 2012

Wanted: Tennessee Titans Fan Being Hunted By F.B.I. [Cuff ‘Em]

Via the F.B.I. Knoxville bureau: Today, the Knoxville Division of the FBI launched an electronic billboard campaign seeking the public’s assistance to help identify a serial bank robber active in East Tennessee. The individual is suspected of robbing of at least three banks in Tennessee. He is possibly in his 30s and has been wearing a baseball cap during each of the robberies. We're thinking former college footballer, possibly o-lineman. Nail him: mail@bustedcoverage.com

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Jan 11, 2012

Cloud Pattern Proof That God Wants Texans To Beat Ravens? [PHOTO]

Houston-based chick @MDRMissy spent most of Tuesday night tweeting this cloud photo to the major media outlets in the Magnolia City, claiming this is proof that God wants the Texans to beat the Ravens. Yes, that cloud pattern is proof. If Tebow can have halos over Mile High, Missy can have her Texans logo in the sky. It's only fair. The more we look at the cloud - and drink - the more convinced we are that Missy is onto something here. Logical move is $1k and the points.

Pornstars Riley Steele & Nikki Benz Want Tebow’s Virginity [PHOTOS]

You know what we love about the Tebow phenomenon? This story has brought Americans from many different walks of life together for football, religion & the race to steal His virginity. As we've said since 2008: Men want to be him, women want to do him. What has happened over the last 10 weeks or so is that pornstars are starting to take notice of Baby Jesus and his virginity. The thought is driving them crazy. Riley Steele & Nikki Benz can barely contain their excitement. JUMP!

Jan 11, 2012

Michael Strahan, Eddie Murphy Ex Selling Brentwood Mansion; $7MM [PHOTOS]

Fox NFL analyst and former New York Giants defensive end Michael Strahan is ditching his posh Los Angeles pad and he stands to make a tidy profit. After purchasing the Brentwood home for $5 million in 2009, Strahan will clear a little under $2 million profit if he gets what he's asking. Not bad for a couple years of doing nothing. Presumably, it will allow him and Eddie Murphy's ex to move into an ever more splendid joint. JUMP!

Jan 11, 2012

Just Trent Richardson Playing Craps At Harrah’s Before BCS [PHOTOS]

Why do we love Alabama's Trent Richardson and would probably put our franchise on his shoulders? Because this guy is always hustlin', doing his best to grind out a living, providing for his two little girls & doing it all on a college football paycheck. This weekend in N.O.? Hustlin' the Harrah's casino craps tables. Monday? Busting tackles on his way to another BCS ring. Probably doubled down his dinner money to buy his babies new shoes. JUMP!

Jan 11, 2012

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Jan 11, 2012

Wait, So Roger Clemens Is Now Bros With Snoop & Toby Keith? [PHOTO]

Just making our normal rounds this morning and was shocked at what Roger Clemens is up to these days instead of dodging government perjury lawyers. Would you ever guess that Rocket is good enough friends with Snoop D-O-double G that he has dinner with the former pimp? Of course it makes sense to have dinner with Toby Keith. From what we have learned, Snoop has infiltrated white America as a black football coach. That's right, celebs want him coaching their sons. JUMP!

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Jan 11, 2012

Tebow So Damn Important He Gets Own Letterman Top 10 List [Morning Twitpic]

Letterman's Top 10 list last night included these little-known facts about Baby Jesus: 8. For breakfast has Icy Hot on toast, 6. Currently ninth on the Kim Kardashian athlete waiting list and 4. One time, lost his temper and said, "Darn It." What game should you be taking the underdog this weekend? 49ers +3.5. 87% of the Vegas money is on road favorite N.O. In other news, The Huntsville Times printed 12-hour old BCS tweets in yesterday's newspaper. Let's get rolling!

Jan 10, 2012

Tim Tebow Nailed To Cross In Latest Taiwanese Animation Video

Tim Tebow and the Denver Broncos dispatched the Pittsburgh Steelers in overtime on Sunday. It was a huge win for the Broncos and it's now a huge story pretty much everywhere, even in Taiwan. For some reason, the Taiwanese people like to tell stories through animated videos that make little to no sense... at least to us. We've got the latest and they're focusing on Tebow's big win, which apparently happened through divine intervention and really pissed off atheists. Check it!

Jan 10, 2012

What Eagles WR Was Hanging With Stripper This Morning? [PHOTO]

Never heard of @HeavenKODDiva? She'll be getting some run this afternoon as the Miami-based stripper at King of Diamonds who uploaded this photo 5-6 hours ago of herself and a certain Eagles WR at what we'd assume is King of Diamonds. Molly's Twitter profile says that she's "ONE OF KING OF DIAMONDS POLE RYDER." Kudos to the WR for giving us material to get over this BCS snoozer. Who's the lucky guy? He went to Cal. JUMP!

Jan 10, 2012

Bama Kicker Jeremy Shelley’s Girlfriend, Blair McElroy, Is Ecstatic!

Yes, we'll get off this Jeremy Shelley-Blair McElroy story fairly soon. But how many times do we have to cut through the college football analysis sh*t on ESPN? We broke down the 2012 BCS in a single post yesterday - Shelley. Dude went out, kicked five field goals & won the national championship for Bama. His girlfriend? Greg McElroy's sister who's a frosh at Bama & started dating Shelley while still in high school last year. Kudos to these lovebirds. (@BlairMcElroy)

Jan 10, 2012

25 NSFW Jordan Jefferson Hate Speech Tweets

Jordan Jefferson was 11-for-17 and 53 yards through the air. He added the one interception and 15 yards rushing on 14 carries. Impressive. Of course it didn't take long for the hate to get ramped up. Was it just the racist contingent going nuts? Nope. Even black guy was dropping 'nigga' and 'f-bombs' on Jefferson, who even went to the drastic measure of deleting his Twitter account. Of course our editors have aggregated the best of the Jefferson hate speech. JUMP!

Jan 10, 2012

2012 BCS Championship Newspapers

Yes, it's true that you could just go the Newseum and look at all the front pages from Alabama's 2012 BCS championship, but good luck finding those pages tomorrow when Newseum saves over the old files. Digress. Anyway, big night for Alabama newspapers and 60pt fonts. Who won this year's battle of the fish wraps? We're taking the Tuscaloosa News. Simple, elegant, pointed and a great addition to the office space. In Alabama, these images will live on forever. JUMP!

Jan 10, 2012

Bama Fans In Line At Midnight For 2012 BCS T-Shirts [PHOTO]

Bama fan, @alastormspotter, had this to report just after midnight: Line outside of Academy Sports waiting for National Championship gear. We're pretty sure this is Birmingham. Yes, we also see kids in that photo. Look, let's get real about the Tuesday after a BCS victory in Alabama. The only kids showing up to school are the nerds and Auburn fans. Bama kids are busy Black Friday-ing their BCS gear. Have a BCS image we need to see? mail@bustedcoverage.com

Jan 10, 2012

Wait, How Did Seahawks Fan Get In Nick Saban’s Gatorade Bath? [Morning Twitpic]

Of course Seahawks fan on the field and that close to Nick Saban is one of the great mysteries in life. If anyone has intel on who, how and why Seahawks fan was in the Gatorade scrum, we'd like to hear. mail@bustedcoverage.com ...What more can be said about the BCS? Of course it would be great to see Bama's D against Oklahoma St. or Oregon. Playoff system is the only logical remedy to this disaster of a game. LSU gets across the 50 once? Inexcusable. Let's get rolling!

Jan 9, 2012

ESPN BCS Score Fail Kinda Embarrassing [PHOTO]

Don't mind ESPN. It's only the biggest game of the college football season and the WWL can't get the chyron correct during halftime. But....they did figure out a way to get "ESPN Buick Halftime Report Allstate BCS National Championship" on one line. Boss move, bros. We'll just be over here keeping an eye out for your score fails. 9-0, Bama at halftime, in case you just woke up for your 3rd shift job.

Jan 9, 2012

Name Stunned LSU Chick At BCS National Championship Game [PHOTOS]

This is a face of pure horror watching your beloved honey badger get torched by an Alabama wide receiver for 27 yards. The Alabama Crimson Tide took on the LSU Tigers in the Allstate BCS National Championship where the cajun fans dressed like idiots. What the hell were Erin Andrews and Les Miles staring at during the pre-game interview? Technically, Nick Saban's head is below sea-level in New Orleans at 5'6.  JUMP!

Jan 9, 2012

Roger Goodell Will Love Darnell Dockett’s New Gun [PHOTOS]

A lot of NFL players have some extra time on their hands this time of year. Arizona Cardinals defensive lineman Darnell Dockett is one of them. He's probably spending time with his family, right? Fat chance! He's sporting a new, high-end, kill-em'-all rifle that, as he says, T.I. couldn't even get. What the hell he plans on doing with it is beyond us, but we can tell you this -- it's a bad mf'er! Here's Dockett's new toy. Check it!

Jan 9, 2012

ALERT: Flying Tim Tebow A 7-1 Underdog At Derby Lane Tonight!

Our hero, Flying Tim Tebow is back on the track tonight at Derby Lane where he'll move up to the Grade A division tonight in the 10th race. Greyhound racing insider George Quinn emailed us today: "[Flying Tim Tebow] will definately need "Tebow Magic" to win in a top Grade A race 10 tonight at Derby Lane. He is a solid racing greyhound, spending most of his time in the top 2 grades (A and B)." What are we talking about? Yes, this is real. JUMP!

Jan 9, 2012

Greg McElroy’s Sister, Blair, Still ‘Dating’ Alabama Kicker Jeremy Shelley [PHOTOS]

BC profiled Alabama kicker Jeremy Shelley before the first Game of the Century & the kicking game. You guys laughed at us. "Kicking game, blah, blah, blah," was all we heard. And then the kicking game became a huge story. It wasn't necessarily Shelley missing all the important kicks, but guess who's ass could be on the line tonight? Can you see a little Greg McElroy in Shelley's girlfriend, Blair? Yep, that's Greg's sister and she was a little pissed after the first game. JUMP!

Jan 9, 2012

Amazing Tebow 3:16 Stats From Broncos-Steelers

By now someone at work has asked you whether you've seen the passing yards that Tebow last night. Answer: 316. Haven't heard that yet today? Do you work at an invalid facility? Let's get down to business. One of Tebow's favorite Bible verses is John 3:16. He wore it on his eyeblack a few years ago and it became the most-Googled Bible verse in Internet history. Today people are amazed by how many 3:16 variables were in play last night. Here's the growing list. JUMP!

Jan 9, 2012

Porn Star Bibi Jones Doesn’t Like Tebow’s Virginity [PHOTOS]

You know what's fun about the 2012 NFL playoffs? A porn star who might or might not have had sex with the New England Patriots tight end and also hates Tim Tebow's virginity. These are the soap operas that bloggers such as Busted Coverage live for on a weekly basis. Bibi Jones is back this week and she dropped a bomb on Tebow fans last night. "There is something I just don't like about tebow...Ugh he is so annoying," she writes. Porn vs. God. We're in. JUMP!

Jan 9, 2012

20 Greatest Big Ben Fedora Hate Tweets

Of course America was watching Baby Jesus pull off the miracle victory over the defending AFC champions. But were you watching the post-game presser where Big Ben decided it would be the logical move to show up in this sweet fedora? Twitter was watching and reacting. From rape references, to Tom Landry references, to 'hide your women' references, to 'who is his stylist' references. America went nuts and we were there to aggregate. JUMP!

Jan 9, 2012

What Alabama & Jets QB Was Getting Hammered Last Night In N.O.?

Of course we have boots on the ground at the BCS and of course we've been getting reports on both schools' partying habits on Bourbon Street. Friday morning we received tips of someone looking like a football player "lighting up something" in the French Quarter streets. Now comes a BC tipster who happened to get into a party where a certain big mouth Alabama & Jets third-string QB was pounding beers last night. JUMP!

Jan 9, 2012

Big Ben Vs. Turdball: Who You Got? [Morning Twitpic]

We warned you guys that when all the money (80%+) in Vegas is on one team and the line barely moves, you're in big trouble. Last three NFL Division champions to be home underdogs on Wild Card Weekend: Chargers (vs. Colts), Seahawks (vs. Saints) and Broncos. All three were BIG underdogs and all three won outright. Denver now goes to New England where they are +13.5 dogs. In other news, Harvey Updyke was on Bourbon St. last night. Let's get rolling!

Jan 8, 2012

Orlando Franklin Looks Mentally Handicapped In His Introduction Picture [PHOTOS]

Orlando Franklin of the Denver Broncos looked "special" in his introduction picture against the Pittsburgh Steelers. Trust me Orlando, the cross eyed look is not a good one. What the hell is that on Tebow's lip? If he weren't a virgin, I would guess it's an out break of herpes. Might want to use some concealer Tim. Broncos fans dressed like idiots and more after the JUMP!

Jan 8, 2012

Introducing The Coughlin Face of Pure Frustration [PHOTOS]

You've heard of the Manning face and even the Brady face, well here is the Coughlin face. It's a face of a man who just seems like he hates to be alive and nothing pleases him. Joe Buck and Troy Aikman called the game where Joe looked a little too excited to be there. The Atlanta Falcons and the New York Giants basically had no offense whatsoever in this game which created the infamous Coughlin face. Eli Manning also pegged his Offensive Lineman in the head. JUMP!

Jan 7, 2012

Little Kid Fans Taunt Detroit Lions With Sign [PHOTOS]

Whoever raised these kids deserves a 'Parent of The Year Award'. These kids made a sign that said "Here Kitty Kitty" and look like little thugs doing it. This is just great television. The NFC Wildcard playoff came down to the Detroit Lions and the New Orleans Saints in the Superdome where the fans dressed absolutely insane (as usual). Matthew Stafford also still has his mother dress him apparently.  JUMP!

Jan 7, 2012

Roger Goodell Forced To Sit By Himself At Wildcard Playoff Game [PHOTOS]

You know nobody likes you when you are the commissioner of the NFL and no one wants to sit with you. You'd think if you had some extra tickets and free popcorn to a playoff game between the Houston Texans and Cincinnati Bengals, you could probably find some hot chick to enjoy the game with you. Brian Cushing showed up in the intros to make us all wonder if he really did do steroids. JUMP!

Jan 7, 2012

BCS Festivities Include Goalpost Curb Stomping This SUV [Morning Twitpic]

This isn't some sort of Photoshop job from New Orleans this morning. It's the real deal. That goalpost really is going through an SUV, thanks to the photographic work of @MsPotts_ESPN. Now, let's talk NFL gambling. The O/U on the Saints-Lions game is sitting at 59. 85% of the money is on the over and the O/U has yet to move. Guess where the wiseguys will be betting this spot? Games: Cin-Hou is on NBC at 4:30 and Det-NO is on NBC at 8. Plan accordingly. Let's get rolling!

Jan 6, 2012

Arkansas Rednecks Flock To Cotton Bowl To Cheer On Razorbacks [PHOTOS]

A fat pony tail wearing Davy Crockett with a fake mustache came to the Cotton Bowl between the Arkansas Razorbacks and the Kansas State Wildcats. The rednecks of Arkansas flocked to the Cotton Bowl stadium in their most ridiculous outfits imaginable. Jerry Jones gave his best "O Face" and Erin Brockovich showed up for some environmental activist bullshit during game cameos. Check all this out after the JUMP!

Jan 6, 2012

Ohio State Smokeshow Killing It At BCS [PHOTO]

Name her! And you morons wonder why Ohio State goes to BCS bowls (in years past) when they don't deserve it. It's because they have cute chicks, old people, recent grads, chesty chicks, etc. across this country with nothing better to do than video bomb today's ESPNU broadcast. Just look at Tonya boxing out the LSU MILF. No room, honey. Tonya and mom are just dominating your asses. Have something BCS we need to see? mail@bustedcoverage.com

Jan 6, 2012

NFL Playoffs: Broncos-Steelers Mayoral Bet Is So F-ing Weak

It's that time of year again! No, not the time for giving and crap like that. The time for playoff football and politicians making stupid bets over playoff football games! Today we've got Denver Mayor Michael Hancock and Pittsburgh Mayor Luke Ravenstahl making a bet over the Denver Broncos game with the Pittsburgh Steelers. We've got the details of the bet and we breakdown the matchup to tell you who's going to look stupid. Check it!