Ok, so here we are this afternoon with not much changed in the Pedo Sandusky story. Pedo-Enabler Paterno is still your coach and students are prepping for a five-day bender. The biggest news since lunch is that a downtown State College mural has been edited. No more Jerry Sandusky. We also became aware of the Sandusky coaching defense image thanks to Jeff in Philly. Just look at Jer coaching that defensive technique. You think he ever had sex with his wife? No -800.
Saturday in State College might be one of the most insane spectacles in sports history. Nebraska comes to town. It's Senior Day. It's going to be Paterno's final home game as coach. And now comes word that former players are planning a "We Support Joe & PSU" rally on the sidelines. Seriously. Rich Mauti wants former players to "show a sign of some solidarity in support of the program and all of things Paterno has done for it." They just don't get it, do they?
And the Joe Paterno story gets weirder. Students have started their very own Occupy Paterno's Front Lawn movement tonight and the national TV cameras are ripe for any news to propel this story forward. We suggest you follow Newsday reporter Jim Baumbach who's tweeting many photos from the scene. It's hectic, filled with GameDay signs and students who obviously don't understand the severity of child rape. The photos are rolling in by the minute. JUMP!
This Joe Paterno story gets stranger by the minute. Now we meet Joe's loser son, Scott, who seems to be a coattail rider who had a law career but now seems to be a 'blogger' and commentator on all things PSU. He's a kook. Anyway, he's telling the national media that Joe will hold his own press conference today and won't step down without a fight with the university. Yes, this is how it's all going to end in State College. Disgrace. Let this be a lesson, folks. (@ScottPaterno)
That's the line of media members waiting to get into the Joe Paterno press conference that was supposed to start in about 30 minutes. Not happening. The Penn State president made the decision to scrap the presser and of course the media - via Twitter - erupted in protest. Here is the odd letter that was handed out to those who want answers. It's also suspected Paterno won't take part in today's Big 10 presser either. Silence, always a good idea!
The Jerry Sandusky child rape scandal just keeps growing and in one of the more disturbing moves, suddenly his memorabilia is showing up for auction on eBay. There's the autographed 'Touched' book that's already been bid up to $41 since being posted last night. Our attention then turned to a 1986 Fiesta Bowl ring that supposedly once belonged to Sandusky. The seller says he has COA papers. Yes, this world is a disgusting place. JUMP!
Kudos to @cjzero for pausing his HD recorder as Asante Samuel lay in pain after his groin laceration during last night's Eagles' 30-24 loss to the Bears. What a horrible day for Pennsylvania, and specifically Philadelphia. Joe Frazier died last night. Joe Paterno makes his last stand today in a press conference that could erupt into mayhem and now the Eagles are officially buried. Just look at the Philly.com homeapage. Ugly, ugly day. Let's get rolling.
There are days around here that are better than others. There are days when nearly naked chicks send galleries of nearly NSFW mirror pics. There are days when we spend $1,500 on Cam Newton's BCS pants. There are days when we get more Peyton Hillis relationship intel. Remember who broke news of Hillis getting married on his off-day? Yeah, we did. Is it news? Of course. This guy is a mess & in need of a huge contract. Who wants more filth? JUMP!
Still thinking the Jerry Sandusky story with little boys starts in 1998? We told you that Paterno was worried that Jerry was turning down too many opportunities in the early 1980s. Flash-forward to 1988 and Sandusky was STILL turning down coaching jobs. The big news from 1988 was that Sandusky spurned Temple because of his relationship with the Second Mile foundation. Jerry was 44 and didn't want to leave State College. JUMP!
So we've been looking into the Google Archives for Jerry Sandusky tidbits and maybe a better understanding of this guy's history. What have we found? Hopefully not a pattern that shows Jerry might have been up to wrong for a long, long time. We have no doubt that this started in the mid-90s. Jerry was a big deal back in the day. He owned the 1980s. Let's look back at 1983 and this innocent story about Jerry turning down jobs. JUMP!
ABC News caught up with former Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky this weekend and, of course, the alleged child-raping pervert was wearing his Nittany Lions jacket. By now you've heard that Sandusky was supposedly raping boys whom he came into contact with via a non-profit he'd founded back in the day. Joe Paterno knew about at least one incident back in 2002. Nothing happened. Now people want answers. Tweets! JUMP!
How did that teabagging work out for you, Flo? 12 carries, 117 yards. Two TDs through the air. It's good to see that Carson Palmer trade working out for the Raiders. 3 picks. But, in typical Raiders fan fashion, these morans win the battle of great GameDay signs. What else is going on in the NFL? The Cincinnati friggin' Bengals have the second-best rush defense in the NFL and now can kinda bury the Steelers next Sunday. Let's get rolling!
How many different ways can an Alabama newspaper spin last night's game into an EPIC defensive game for the ages? Many. We warned you - with a BC twist - as to how kicking would be a major star in the LSU-Alabama game. Jeremy Shelley's girlfriend, Blair McElroy (yes, Greg's sister), is kinda salty this morning. While LSU was busy dicking around with a two QB system, Saban had to figure out which kicker to run out there. So sad, Bama. The headlines! JUMP!
Welcome to BCS Championship Day in Tuscaloosa. Both sides are waking up this morning to a beautiful day filled with 12 hours of drinking, walking The Strip, GameDay and so much Skynard that those Yankee media members from NYC will leave with ear aches. "Roll Tide Roll!" Anyway, how big is this game? Condoleezza Rice will be there. Says Trent Richardson will be the difference. You MUST read her talk about football. Let's get ROLLing!
Our DVR is set for tonight's Seattle Mist vs. Las Vegas Sin LFL showdown because once again Angela Rypien will be QBing the Mist and MTV2 will broadcast live at 10 p.m. EST from the ShoWare Center. Rypien has been making the media rounds this week, talking to Fox & Friends and even taking time for an ESPN.com interview with Rick Reilly who always seems to have his finger on the pulse of America. The Mist are 1-0, & Rypien is the LFL's darling. Here's why. JUMP!
Folks, we warned you last week that, just like ESPN, we would be taking your nuts and shoving them up against a wall and driving Alabama & LSU coverage against them until they're flattened like a rack of ribs at Dreamland BBQ up on the hill in Tuscaloosa. Now, who's up for a $1,000,000 Ben Teeter original painting of the 2009 BCS Champions? Hottest item on eBay right now. Feel like throwin some money around. Nut up, Bama Nation. JUMP!
Never heard of Velvet Sky? Same here, but we're always down for some 'Superfan' coming out of the woodwork on a Friday afternoon while most of America counts down the hours until the BCS Championship. Velvet is some sort of TNA (Wrestling) Knockout and decided doing a shoot with those giant implants in a Tom Brady jersey would be cool for the fans. Just some advice: cut off the sleeves & much more cleav. Otherwise, good to go. JUMP!
From Tuscaloosa Craigslist: Looks like I'm probably going to have an extra ticket to the game. I'm white 511 fit masculine. If interested in going maybe having some fun before or after hit me up. I'm a top like making out oral safe only neg. prefer white hwp masculine and under 30. Send stats and pic for mine and a response. Place to stay the night a plus. So many of you paying big dollars on StubHub might want to think how bad you want to see this game.
LSU and Alabama, the top two teams in the current AP and BCS college football polls, meet in just over 24 hours at Bryant-Denny Stadium in Tuscaloosa. ESPN's College Gameday can yammer on about the unstoppable force-immovable object metaphor of LSU's offense and the 'Bama defense; Busted Coverage gets you inside info on the two schools from people who look a lot better naked than Lee Corso and Kirk Herbstreit. Hello, ladies! JUMP!
There is a Publix grocery store about 250 yards from where GameDay is broadcasting live this week. Would someone please take a photo of the beer aisle in that store. Has to be empty. Frat houses directly in front of Fowler and crew. They call this street The Strip. It's Ground Zero for Saturday's BCS Championship. If you are going to be in the area and want to be a hero to Busted Coverage readers around the world, take pics. firstname.lastname@example.org
There's a lot of excitement surrounding this weekend's matchup between LSU and Alabama and it isn't all focused on the field. Some of it will be focused in the bedroom thanks to Craigslist's casual encounters. We've been trolling through the Alabama casual encounters to see what kind off-the-field action might be available and, well, we're happy to report there's some pretty nice opportunities for some very specific people. Sportin' a big black dong? You're in demand. Check it!
Kudos to @MollyKlovesUA for snapping off a pic of this fresh flow in front of her at a Wells Fargo ATM. We're hoping this was taken in Tuscaloosa. Molly has her Twitter account under lockdown mode so details are sketchy. Good work, Bama, but LSU Weave from this morning is still winning this hair-off competition. As for ticket prices, students are offering up singles for $280. Have something Bama-LSU related we need to see? Send it in: email@example.com
We're very surprised to be the first outlet putting the pieces together on the Aaron Rodgers' family weekend in Nashville to watch little brother John account for 3 TDs in Vandy's heartbreaking loss to Arkansas. But, for Luke and Aaron, they shook off the loss and went to a Halloween party where Luke ran into his old friend @NanciFilipelli who just happened to take a photo with the brothers. Relax, ladies, Aaron is still with Destiny. JUMP!
Would we even be visiting this story under normal circumstances? No f-ing chance. But this is Bama-LSU week when all hands are on deck for the Super Bowl of college football. We've combed all of our available storylines and think that Jeremy Shelley, looking like he's about to blow Adam Lambert, could be called upon for a game winner. That means that CBS needs to have cameras glued to Greg McElroy's sister. Why? JUMP!
We first must give congratulations to SportsByBrooks for somehow figuring out where Colin Cowherd was sitting at the USC-Stanford game via this AT&T Crowd Photo technology. But major points deducted for not knowing that Cowherd is sitting with Layla Kiffin. That's right, Layla Kiffin is hanging with Cowherd and what looks to be Cowherd's Uncle Luke. Yesterday on his show, Cowherd was rambling about sitting with Layla. Here's the proof. JUMP!
What can possibly be said about this hair (via @iJig2Pieces)? We've been left speechless and it's usually over a supermodel's ass. Not this time. Just some random LSU weave. We want answers and we needed them yesterday. How long does it take an artist to complete such work? Over/Under is 3 hours. In other LSU-Alabama news, the folks at AL.com found Bama fans making a Corndog Casserole which also includes whiskey & lots of bacon. Let's get rolling!
As is usual with Busted Coverage's football coverage, we worked our way through the hottest chicks on the LSU campus, found Sophia Beretta and talked her into taking some mirror shots. While other sites are boring you with Xs and Os, BC is pounding the pavement for our loyal following. Of course you might know of Sophia from her NSFW photos in the November, Girls of the SEC Playboy issue. But Uncle BC has Ms. Beretta in her Tiger thong. JUMP!
We understand the baby was thrown on a rope to a waiting Greg Jennings for a 32-yard TD. Good work, kid. In other news, last night was supposed to be opening night for the NBA. BWAAAHHHAAA! Of course we hate the NBA, especially in November and December when superstars find time to nurse leg injuries. Did Shaq ever play a game over these two months? As for your LSU-Alabama update, did you hear the ticket price average on StubHub is now $499!
Yes, that's two BOOM's in one day. Swear we'll stop tomorrow. Anyway, it's LSU-Bama Week® and it's our intention to stick with the BC plan of doing things differently than the rest of these tools with an WordPress account. About two years ago we discovered, by accident, an Alabama cheerleader named Sidney McGough and was instantly smitten with her ability to kill animals. Deer, turkey, largemouth bass, saltwater fish. DEAD. Anyway, here's her update. JUMP!
There has been some interesting chatter on Craigslist Casual Encounters out of Alabama this week, according to BC Photo Editor Big Gay Rich. He's our go-to source for all things gay and Craigslist so this week we've sent him into the belly of SEC football for some men-on-men, men-on-women and even a dude looking to three-way his 20-year-old GF on Bama-LSU weekend. "Lookey here," Rich emailed. Looks like JoshBama55 has a unique request - JUMP!
Pats' WR Julian Edelman was expected in court during the 10-11 a.m. hour after his little problem at the Storyville bar in Boston where he was arrested for indecent assault early this morning. Boston.com reports: "In a report on the case, Boston police said Edelman was inside the nightclub on Halloween night when he allegedly reached underneath the woman’s costume and groped her below the waist." The real news here is the Edelman costume. JUMP!
Just putting the finishing recaps together for Halloween - 2011 and couldn't possibly put the year to bed without a look at the 49ers Gold Rush cheerleading squad. The ladies turned in a few decent costumes and actually dropped some Halloween cleav which is usually difficult due to the nature of the costumes. You see many Hermione's walking around town looking like sluts? You will on the 9ers sideline. Great work ladies. Next year: slutty nurses. All of you. JUMP!
First, that "LSU Save Your Gas" sign floating around this week is from 2009, the last time LSU traveled to Tuscaloosa. The Bammers won that game 24-15 on the way to a BCS Championship. What's going to happen this year? No idea. But, we do know both sides will entertain our asses this week. There's Nick Saban pumpkin. LSU casket. There are Bama victory-inspired headstones. And even a couple cute Bama coeds in QB costumes. One day closer. Let's get rolling!
Who is Ray Rice supposed to be? Seems like the guy just had an afro wig laying around and figured what the hell, time to tweet out a double peace sign shot. As for Jim Irsay, the guy is a machine. Look at those gun boats. Poppin'. Jim obviously wants to have Andrew Luck tickling his ass with those #1 overall hands. Is there a clear-cut winner in the 2011 Athlete Halloween Costume Challenge? No, but you must give Wally Szczerbiak credit for having the balls to pull off this.
There are times on the Internet when a story is buried deep within the cracks of some Twitter account, but there are investigators such as the Busted Coverage i-Team who dig cracks. Take the photos from this weekend featuring Jordan Jefferson and Honey Badger, Tyrann Mathieu, outside either a New Orleans or Baton Rouge bar. The uploader references the bar as 'Hookah.' Our sources tell us that there is a bar in New Orleans that goes by that name. JUMP!
Martinez in Escondido had an email waiting on us this morning. "RIP AL!" Man of few words. Of course the Dead Al Davis was coming for Halloween. You 'too early' jerkoffs need to realize that Al was pretty much dead since March '09 so it's all good. Bonus points, as you'll see, for powder white Al figuring out how to attach some scabs. Points deducted from Al Davis Costume Guys for not going out and getting the satin Raiders jacket. But all things considered, solid Halloween, fellas. JUMP!