Football - page 171

Jan 20, 2012

Rolling Stone Super Bowl Party Features L.M.F.A.O., Open Bar For $1K!

You know where all the best hoes and Jersey Chasers will be partying during the Super Bowl? This ridiculous Rolling Stone party that is said to be the costliest Super Bowl party in the history of the Super Bowl party scene. What do you get for $1,000? Alcohol, music and no guarantee that one of those high-priced hoes will give you a reach around. Have a stack of cash won from the Patriots-Broncos gimme? Drop the $1k and tell us all about it. The band list - check it!

Jan 19, 2012

Julie Dorenbos: NFL’s Hottest Long Snapper WAG Gets Body Painted [PHOTOS]

Those of you who've been with BC over the years might remember our fascination with Philadelphia Eagles WAG Julie Dorenbos. Her husband, Jon, is the Philly long snapper and has been in the league since 2003. There isn't another NFL city where the wife of the long snapper is the dominant WAG. Julie been in the spray tan business for a few months, but kicked things up a notch this week by getting body painted. Um, other WAGs better take notice. JUMP!

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Jan 19, 2012

Tim Tebow Just Hanging Out In Las Vegas [PHOTOS]

The most wholesome guy on the entire planet, Tim Tebow, was in one of the most depraved places on earth yesterday. Baby Jesus was in Sin City, where he did... probably exactly what you think he would have done. In other words, the complete opposite of what we would have done. Here are the details of Tebow's Vegas jaunt and a little food for thought for Churchy. Check it!

Jan 19, 2012

Joe Montana House Still For Sale…Drops Asking To $35MM! [PHOTOS]

Back in 2009, Joe Montana made big news when he put his 500-acre Northern California spread on the housing market with an asking price of $49,000,000. Unique price, eh? Flash-forward to 2012 and Montana is still trying to sell that house. New price: $35,000,000. What changed with the house in three years to drop the price $14mm? Gophers? Bad olive crop? Windstorm took out trees? None of those, from what we can tell. JUMP!

Jan 19, 2012

Report: Alabama Teabagger Is Brian Downing?

Our friends at Friends of the Program have published the full name of the Alabama fan they believe is behind the LSU fan teabagging. His name, allegedly, is Brian Downing, and that comes from good authority. There are also more photos of the alleged teabagger that pretty much put the puzzle pieces together. We also know that Brian used to work at a sporting goods store. Was he an Alabama student? Yep. JUMP!

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Jan 18, 2012

New Orleans Cops Hunting For Alabama Fan Who Teabagged LSU Fan

We've kinda stayed away from the story of Bama fan dropping his nuts on passed out LSU fan at the BCS Championship festivities because both sets of fans already seem to hate us and we like to visit SEC country without getting our asses whipped. But now the story has become a crime scene. The New Orleans Police Department is hunting themselves a Bama sexual predator and has this poster circulating to help bring justice to the Krystal's teabagging. JUMP!

So Dez Bryant Beefing With Weezy At Club LIV In Miami Over The Weekend

Dallas Cowboys receiver Dez Bryant is a dumb thug, this we know. He got suspended at Oklahoma State and he's been dealing with unpaid loans since he's been in the pros. He's supposedly got plenty of talent, though. Too bad he didn't show it in 2011, a season where he caught 63 balls for 928 yards -- not bad, but certainly not as advertised. So what is Bryant doing this offseason? Fightin' Weezy in the club. Seriously. JUMP!

Jan 18, 2012

Rob Lowe Reporting That Peyton Manning NFL Career Is Over

It's the tweet that sent bloggers & Twitter dorks into a frenzy 20 minutes ago. Rob Lowe, off the radar to most sports junkies, is now reporting that Peyton Manning's NFL career is over. How does he know such news? He has f*cking sources, baby! Lowe went on to tweet Rich Eisen asking him what he's hearing. Lowe then told his followers he hopes his sources are wrong. Can we all just say a little prayer that Lowe is right and scooped Schefter & Mort? Please. (via @RobLowe)

Jan 18, 2012

Tebow Injured So Bad In Patriots Loss He Could Barely Smile For Patriots Fan

The big NFL news being floated today by ESPN and gobbled up by the Denver Post and the rest of the gobblers is that Baby Jesus played most of the 2nd half in Foxboro in severe pain. Chest bruises and torn rib cartilage. But Tim Tebow can't possibly be sidelined by such minor injuries. Oh, but he wouldn't have played this week if Denver beat the Patriots, says the Post. Things were so bad for BJ that he somehow muscled out a smile for goofy Pats kid. JUMP!

Jan 18, 2012

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Jan 17, 2012

Dre Kirkpatrick Arrested For Pot Possession; Under Armour Rep Arrested, Too!

As the Alabama fans on Twitter like to say, Dre Kirkpatrick is a 'former BAMA player & student.' Way back like nine days ago he was a current BAMA football player whom ESPN has rated 8th overall on their 'Big Board.' Well, he was picked up in Florida this morning for pot possession. No biggie. The usual 20 grams of weed. But who was with him and also arrested for pot possession? Some dude who used to play for BAMA and now works for Under Armour. JUMP!

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Jan 17, 2012

Police Receive Call For Woman Screaming, Just Cheering For 49ers [Cuff ‘Em]

Benicia (CA) Police Log for Saturday, January 14, 5:16 p.m. PST: Dispatch received a call of a woman screaming inside an apartment on Buchanan Street. It turns out she was cheering for a football game, more than likely the crazy finish to the San Francisco 49ers playoff game. Let's think about this for a minute: California, just after 5 p.m. EST, football game, 40 miles from Candlestick Park. Yeah, we'll go with the 49ers game. This one seems to add up. She wasn't being beaten.

Jan 16, 2012

O.J. Simpson’s $600,000 Florida Pad In Foreclosure While He’s In Jail!

The Juice is loose! Or at least his Florida home is. Wife killer, kidnapper and former Buffalo Bills running back O.J. Simpson is in foreclosure. The bank decided to take away Simpson's Miami home, which he won't be needing anytime soon anyway, because he owes them more than $700,000. It's really too bad when such a swell guy happens upon misfortune. Although maybe he could repay the bank in cigarettes. Here are the details. Check it!

Jan 16, 2012

SFO Dropping Famous Jay-Z 49 Problems Lyrics On Flight Monitor [Photo]

The new thing to do, if you work for an airline, is to taunt the losing playoff football team's fans when they happen to be in your city. It started in Denver, when some folks who work for United decided to stick it in the craw of Pittsburgh Steelers fans by posting a message on the big board at the gate about Tim Tebow. They followed suit over the weekend in San Francisco, when some 9ers fans who work for Virgin decided to stick it to Saints fans with a Jay-Z reference. JUMP!

Jan 16, 2012

Alabama 2012 BCS Trophy Tour [11 PHOTOS]

We're still getting submissions for our 2012 Alabama BCS Trophy Tour gallery, but figured you guys would appreciate a select few to wet your appetite. We've tried to bust through the Dr. Pepper photo gallery site to no avail so if you come across the secret sauce, pass it along. As for the fans, we've yet to see the real superfans with the face paint, shirts off, etc. This is still pure Alabama, though. Good work, Bammers. JUMP!

Jan 16, 2012

Donald Trump Drops $12,000 On Tim Tebow Jersey & Helmet!

Billionaire Donald Trump is a fan of Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow. Or at least he's a fan of breast cancer research. The Celebrity Apprentice host dropped a lot of dough at charity auction for breast cancer research on a signed Tim Tebow helmet and jersey. Hopefully, Trump and his gigantic ego won't ruin those things like he ruined the USFL. We've got the story for you right here. Check it!

Jan 16, 2012

Alabama BCS Trophy Tour Is Off To Fantastic Start

Alabama fans are reportedly waiting four hours to get their picture taken with the BCS trophy, according to the news channels that are actually covering people taking their photo with the BCS trophy. We're still putting the finishing touches on a stellar Alabama fan BCS trophy experience post so if you've been at one of the Kroger, Publix, Academy Sports stops and have a photo we need to see, send it in: mail@bustedcoverage.com

Jan 16, 2012

19 NSFW Aaron Rodgers & State Farm Insurance Hate Tweets

It was a worst-case scenario for State Farm Insurance last night on national television. How many times did the State Farm commercial featuring Aaron Rodgers run? 10? 14? So that, combined with America's jealousy towards Rodgers, made for some serious NSFW action on Twitter last night for a lily white guy who isn't used to receiving the f-bomb treatment. Our editors scoped out 19 favorites and serve them up for you haters. JUMP!

Jan 16, 2012

Saints Fan Shoots 49ers Fans At Applebees Because They Were Cheering [Cuff ‘Em]

Imagine you & a buddy head over to Applebees to get the 2 for $20, watch some football & pound some 23 oz. beers. You just happen to be 49ers fans living in the Atlanta area. Then, imagine a convicted felon just happens to be at Applebees & is a Saints fan. It just happens to be the day when the Saints & 49ers are facing off in the NFL Divisional round. The 49ers score, you cheer & Saints fan tells you he's going to shut your ass up for good. What happens next? Gunshots. JUMP!

Jan 15, 2012

Jon Heder’s Frozen Ass At Packers-Giants Promoting Napoleon Dynamite [PHOTOS]

We are introducing the Aaron Rodgers' face. This is what happens when you miss a wide open receiver and you are forced to settle for a field goal. It is a look of pure anger and frustration. Cheer up Aaron, the cast of Napoleon Dynamite was in the crowd to watch you in this playoff game. Of course FOX plugged this in for their new show that starts tonight. I doubt they give two shits about the Green Bay Packers or the New York Giants. JUMP!

Jan 15, 2012

Little Kid Gives The Camera The Middle Finger Salute [PHOTOS]

Name these old farts at M&T Bank Stadium where the Baltimore Ravens took on the Houston Texans game. What the hell are kinda gloves are they wearing, what is that in your hand, and what the hell is kind of helmet is that? Also spotted in the crowd were two Texas cowboys in the crowd. I guess it's true, only steers and queers come from Texas.There was also a girl in the crowd with a mustache. JUMP!

Jan 15, 2012

Of Course We’d Still Give Lesley Visser The Bavarian Sausage [PHOTO]

You know what sucks for old(er) sideline reporters like Lesley Visser? Getting sent to Green Bay where she's working a Fox game. Yeah, so she'll get the post-game interview with Aaron Rodgers and that'll be that. We hadn't seen Lesley, 58, since her March Madness last year when something very strange was going on with her hair. Flash-forward to today's CBS pregame. Homegirl has the hair in order, the facelift is keeping her young. Love it, girl.

Jan 14, 2012

Tim Tebow Pouts On Sidelines During Patriots Game [PHOTOS]

The Denver Broncos are getting pounded by the New England Patriots in Foxboro where Tim Tebow was pouting on the sidelines during the rout. Bill Belichick bundled up in his hoodie making him look like a Jedi warrior from Star Wars. It's going to take a miracle to even give Tim Tebow a chance to have "Tebow Time" where he can lead a comeback. I doubt this is easy to do when it's 26 degrees out. JUMP!

Jan 14, 2012

Douchebag 49er Fan Holding Defense Sign All Wrong [PHOTOS]

Not only is the "D Fence" sign played out, it's not even being held right by this guy in the crowd. I'm pretty sure that is a necklace too with a backwards hat. Everything about this guy screams giant douchebag. Also seen in the crowd while the San Francisco 49ers took on the New Orleans Saints was a middle aged woman wearing a wrestling mask. Now that is dedication. JUMP!

Jan 14, 2012

Porn Star Samantha Saint Is Naked Tebowing Superstar [PHOTOS]

We didn't know who porn star Samantha Saint was yesterday, but we certainly do now. It's not because of her performing chops, although she was in Titterific 13. No, it's because she's a Denver Broncos/Tim Tebow fan. Unlike other porn stars who just want Tebow's virginity, Saint is actually a fan of the team and she's also the originator of naked Tebowing. If you don't know what we're talking about, you'll have to check out her Twitter account. Of course, we have a small sampling for you here. Check it!

Jan 14, 2012

Crazy 49ers Fan Gets ’49ers’ Tatted To His Inner Lip [PHOTO]

Say hello to Big Nige. He claims to be a North Cali pimp & rapper and/or singer. We just met him on Twitter thanks to his adventure to a tattoo parlor yesterday where he got a 49ers inner lip tat. That's right, no faking from Big Nige. He's so hardcore it makes our white asses feel like curling up in the fetal position. Seriously, no tattoo artist is getting anywhere near our lip with that gun. Big Nige nutted up for the playoffs run. You've been warned, Saints fan. JUMP!

Jan 14, 2012

Greatest Denver Broncos Playoff Weave We’ve Seen All Day [Morning Twitpic]

As seen at the Broncos spirit rally held in downtown Denver yesterday. Just look at the precision artistry. The mouth. The eye. The perfect color. Homegirl easily stole our hearts with this kind of emotion towards her Broncos. And baseball wonders why it's dying a slow death. As for the gambling lines, the 49ers are getting more action and the line moved back to +3.5. Guess what team the wiseguys are on? Just read the Las Vegas Review-Journal. Let's get rolling!

Jan 13, 2012

Big Ben Not Wearing Fedora At Archery Trade Show In Columbus [PHOTO]

What's Ben Roethlisberger up to less than a week after wearing that loser fedora in Denver? Dude was looking last night for equipment at the Archery Trade Association show in Columbus, Ohio. Big takeaway from the photos we're seeing from the show: no fedora. Of course the fedora wouldn't really fit in very well with guys who wear camo and sit in deer stands. Kudos to Big Ben for being able to jumping right back into Everyday Man mode. (via @sdoheehaw)

Jan 13, 2012

Paul Revere Will Wear Tebow Jersey If God Grants Miracle

Denver Mayor Michael Hancockis back at it. He's made another bet, this time with Boston Mayor Tom Menino over Saturday's game. It's more or less your standard politico wager. The winner gets a specific dinner from the loser's town and the loser has to wear a jersey from the opposing team. Except... instead of Menino wearing a Broncos jersey, it will be the statue of Paul Revere wearing a Broncos jersey. Kind of makes us sick. Check it!

Jan 13, 2012

Buy Oregon’s Silver Rose Bowl Helmet – $1,000!

The Oregon Ducks are slinging the helmets they wore in the Rose Bowl online and you can have one for just $1,000. Seems like a great investment, huh? Actually, the helmets are authentic, but they've never been worn by anyone, so we don't really know what kind of investment they are. Some nutjobs seem to be into them though. There were reportedly three sold in the first hour. Go figure. Check it!

Jan 13, 2012

As Part Owner Of Packers, These Shovelers Bring Tears To My Eyes [PHOTOS]

While the rest of you pussies struggle through winter in Atl, Tampa, San Diego, Phoenix, Vegas, etc., there are those of us who have big enough balls to man-up & stay right in our sh*tty northern cities where it's cold & snowy. Now, as part-owner of the Green Bay Packers, it gives me great pride to see our fans working their asses off for $10/hour to get Lambeau in shape for Sunday's game. Just look at how many lined up to work. That's a real NFL franchise. Jealous? JUMP!

Jan 13, 2012

Playboy’s Miss February Leola Bell Just Discovered Tebowing, Loves Tebow [PHOTOS]

Leola Bell doesn't know much about football but she does know beautiful football jerseys when she sees them. That's why she's a Florida Gators fan. And a Dolphins fan. What else did we learn yesterday from Playboy's Miss February 2012? She's dating someone famous but won't tell us the lucky guy's name. What else is going on in her life? Tons. She is so busy that she just learned about the Tebowing phenomenon. You get the picture, right? We are in love with Leola. JUMP!

Jan 13, 2012

Goddammit, Make It Stop! [Morning Twitpic]

That would be the Ortega United Methodist Church in Jacksonville, FL in case you want to stop in for a lesson. In other Tebow news, the Denver Post keeps digging for garbage that Tebow freaks will read such as Jockeys' Facebook following grew 2,000 percent after signing Baby Jesus. Also, jockey.com last month set a new one-day sales record via some Tebow promotion. Guess who is going to make serious money this weekend? 49ers bettor. Line is up to +4. Let's get rolling!

Jan 12, 2012

Ochocinco Left IHOP Waitress $20 Tip This Afternoon [PHOTO]

For those who haven't been following Ochocinco's Twitter feed the last couple days, he's been talking about his tipping habits at restaurants. Dude says he matches the tip to whatever the bill was and showed his bill at IHOP today as an example. Says 85: People always tip based on the service never taking into consideration the many idiots, assholes etc. that may have pissed the server off. As for fine dining, Ocho says that consists of Red Lobster. (@ochocinco)

Jan 12, 2012

Here’s Scott Van Pelt’s Wedding Registry?

Scott Van Pelt referenced something during his show today that shocked us, didn't sound right and then the cable went out. Did he actually say something about his "wife?" One thing led to another and a Scott Van Pelt wedding registry was on our desktop. It seems the Internet's hero managed to get married in October without a peep from us bloggers. How is that even possible? Not sure, but we can now look at what Scott and Stephanie didn't get for wedding gifts. JUMP!

Jan 12, 2012

20 Best NSFW Tim Tebow & ESPN Tebow Hour Hate Tweets

Um, that ESPN Tebow Hour that went down today didn't exactly go over well with the unemployed and second-shifters who happened to be watching. The anger on Twitter centered on the need for ESPN to "suck tha d*ck" of Tebow more than they already do on an hourly basis. The Twitter grammar was bad, the anger was real and regular folks unloaded on yet more Tebow lust from the WWL. Kudos to those tweets that used 140 characters to catch our attention. JUMP!

Jan 12, 2012

Wanted: Tennessee Titans Fan Being Hunted By F.B.I. [Cuff ‘Em]

Via the F.B.I. Knoxville bureau: Today, the Knoxville Division of the FBI launched an electronic billboard campaign seeking the public’s assistance to help identify a serial bank robber active in East Tennessee. The individual is suspected of robbing of at least three banks in Tennessee. He is possibly in his 30s and has been wearing a baseball cap during each of the robberies. We're thinking former college footballer, possibly o-lineman. Nail him: mail@bustedcoverage.com