Say hello to the best thing to happen to Twitter in 2012. Wes f*king Welker. Welker tweeted this morning: "Look who got breakfast in bed!" That would be Ms. Hooters International Anna Burns about to enjoy a plate of nacho chips and ground beef (what it looks like to us). Of course the hate started immediately. Is that a paper plate? Is that a double bed? Cheap ass bedroom set. Etc. Eight days ago he tweeted a shot of grabbing Anna's ass on Christmas - JUMP!
Adrian Peterson underwent ACL surgery conducted by Dr. James Andrews on Friday in Birmingham, AL. But the real news was that Peterson was still in the hospital on Saturday night where he celebrated the New Year with this hospital bed photoshoot, complete with Blue Bell ice cream and family. Look, you guys want shots of 'hoes couch dancing Purple Jesus in an Atlanta nightclub? Wrong post. This is all about grindin' for 2012. JUMP!
Word to Black America - Skip Bayless is trolling your asses. All that love for Tebow? Of course it's fake. All that love for Tony Romo? Of course it's for ESPN2 ratings. Stop falling for it. Until you stop, we'll be here on Monday morning to document the f-bombs and vitriol for Skip, Tebow and Romo. Today is an extra special day because the Twitter f-bombs were flying in a variety of directions. Even Titans fan was pissed at Tebow. A Monday morning tradition - Twitter hate. JUMP!
You want us to kiss Tim Tebow's ass? You want us to 'respect' Tim Tebow? You want us to 'be nice' to Tim Tebow? Wrong site. Go visit the Denver Post or Mile High Report. You knuckle draggers had your moment in the sun & now the Savior is showing how great of a NFL QB he is. 6-of-22 for 60 yards? Pathetic. What else is going on this morning in the NFL? Guess who the Denver Post wanted to talk to after the Broncos loss? Brady Quinn. Let's get rolling!
Sometimes the best part of Sunday Night Football are the terrible introductions. Well, Tony Romo of the Dallas Cowboys definitely popped some pills for that swollen hand before he did his introduction while also wearing his hat backwards in full douchebag fashion. Someone tell me how this guy got with Jessica Simpson. Victor Cruz of the New York Giants scored an insane touchdown where he danced to the 'Cha Cha' and NBC actually played music to it. JUMP!
We'd had a bounty on a photo of a black guy wearing a Tebow jersey, but instead will have to settle for this homeslice rocking the Tebow Nation shirt today during the Chiefs game. What does it all mean? Look, white guys don't have street cred until a black guy represents. You see many homeboys wearing Larry Bird jerseys? You see black guys in Manhattan wearing Eli Manning jerseys? No. It's a cultural phenomenon we'll delve into deeper this week. Back to the beer.
Steve Smith apparently is not a big fan of Sean Payton of the New Orleans Saints because he decided to get in his face. I can't believe no flags were thrown for taunting because Steve Smith went absolutely crazy taunting Payton. Cam Newton of the Carolina Panthers watched on from the sidelines looking like a Taliban warrior with a towel wrapped around his head. Steve Smith also had the chance to yell in Sean Payton's face. JUMP!
The Virginia Cavaliers must have hired a uniform designer that was on acid for the Chick-Fil-A Bowl against the Auburn Tigers. Bright orange on bright orange? Even Maryland thinks your uniforms are poorly chosen. Even Santa Claus thinks you messed up big time Virginia. You have to hand it to Virginia fans because they brought some hilarious signs like "Eat Mor Tigurz" and "Eat Mor War Eagle". Check em out after the JUMP!
The Northwestern Wildcats have lost 8 bowl games in a row and hope to change that in this years Meineke Car Care Bowl of Texas against the Texas A&M Aggies. Of course in order to combat that losing streak, Northwestern made a doll of a monkey in which they can "Get the monkey off of their back". Real cute guys. Maybe you should focus on blocking and tackling. You may also wan to keep your coach from complaining like a bitch on the sideline. JUMP!
Herky The Hawk should spend less time at children's playgrounds and more time at the Iowa Hawkeyes practice so they actually win the Insight Bowl against the Oklahoma Sooners. This mascot looks like it is trapped in cement and forced to run around for oxygen. Oklahoma Sooner Kenny Stills has his picture as an 'impact player' who looks like a Grade A douchebag with a fauxhawk. When your hair taller than a Chick-Fil-A banner, it's probably time to cut it. JUMP!
Dan Mullen of the Mississippi State Bulldogs is one of the most hated man in sports. His Bulldogs looks like they all covered their hands in vaseline so none of them could hold on to the ball but what is he doing with that gigantic Star Wars like glove? Is he hiding a robotic hand under there? Let us know. The Demon Deacons of Wake Forrest would like to take the Music City Bowl by force if only Darth Mullen could stop them. JUMP!
The New Era Pinstripe Bowl is another example of a dumb ass sponsorship bowl name but the Rutgers Scarlet Knights and the Iowa State Cyclones battled each other at Yankee Stadium. I'm surprised the whole cast of f'ing Jersey Shore douchebags and The Sopranos didn't show up to support their state since it was so close. The Iowa State Cyclone also looked like it would appear on the next episode of "To Catch A Predator". JUMP!
A referee wasn't too happy with this Tulsa Hurricane in the Bell Helicopter Armed Forces Bowl against the BYU Cougars and ended up getting in his face. You need to learn to respect your officials and not "give them the business". Ironically, the bowl game was sponsored by Taxslayer.com in which I don't know how much money was spent on helicopters, parachuters, and flyover. Also, this kid in the stands was psyched beyond belief that his team came to play. JUMP!
You know why your team isn't playing in the BCS? Two things: they're not very good and/or your school's fan base sucks balls. That's just facts, homeboys. You don't think Michigan should be playing in the Sugar Bowl? Michigan State got hosed? Kansas State was robbed? Folks, Michigan brings better TV ratings and more ticket sales to N.O. And KSU, face it, you're not traveling. There is also the tattoo factor. The more tats your team has on the Internet, the more BCS games you'll play in over a 20-year-period, according to unscientific BC research. JUMP!
As BC continues to grow, so does our boots on the ground across this country. Take last night. Supporter @JHay97 happened to be in place when a Clemson team bus (same as one seen here) pulled up to the Beach Place (Fort Lauderdale) Hooters. "Pretty sure it was their defensive line eating at Hooters," John reports. Easily the best DD to have during New Years - a team bus. Are you at a bowl game & have a photo or story for us: email@example.com
Why are we just seeing this at 8 a.m. on Friday? Because Matt The Screencapper didn't cap it in his Champs Bowl report last night. He has received an official warning that if such 69ing isn't in posts from today's games, his ass will be looking for another screencapping job. Seriously, we have to find this via some loser named @g_schrage52. Anyway, HUGE day of college football. Four games with the first kickoff at Noon. Gonna be a shitton of drunks. Let's get rolling!
The Heisman Trophy winner Robert Griffin III and the Baylor Bears took on the Washington Huskies in the Valero Alamo Bowl The crowd in this game was the tamest crowd ever seen. I guess that is what happens when you put sedatives in the water supply. At least Washington has hot Cheerleaders or I would have fallen asleep watching RGII dissect the defense. RGII's family was in the stands today in which zero shits were given by their facial emotions. They already know he is going in the first round. JUMP!
Of course he drinks FRS Energy Drinks at the Shag Lounge in downtown Denver. Seriously, if we owned a bar in Denver our asses would be changing the name to something based on Tebow. Test that bitch in a court of law over copyright on the Tebow name. Find a variation of Tebow _____ that his lawyers won't throw a lawsuit on. Call it SWOBET. In this economy, you're one Tebow PR move away from sipping cocktails on a yacht in the Caribbean. (via @RonZuke)
This Florida State Seminole fan did not have a real good time at the Champs Sports Bowl against the Notre Dame Fighting Irish. The only explanation for why this mediocre team is pounding the Seminoles is divine intervention since Notre Dame is a well known Catholic school. Touchdown Jesus may have made sure Michael Floyd was actually sober for this game. Not even ESPN sideline reporter Holly Rowe who had at least 5 lbs of makeup on could help the Noles. JUMP!
If you want to get into MetLife Stadium to see the New York Giants battle the Dallas Cowboys for the NFC East title on Sunday night you're going to pay... through the nose. Tickets are going for up to $10,000 and suites are going for $25,000. Even a cheap seats, beers and dogs will cost you more than $500 by the time all is said and done. We'll tell you who will be bending you over and for how much and do the math for you. Check it!
Yes, we're on a T.O. Twitter kick. At times it seems his account has been hacked. Five minutes later he delivers a coherent tweet, making us believe he's all there. As noted yesterday, he's been begging the 49ers for Braylon Edwards' gig. Dude was still prattling about his career last night but took the time to mentor a couple of Twitter hoes about to have some cybersex. Kash is a big black 'ho with a giant ass. Um, & the girls now claim T.O. wants to party. Dude is so much fun.
NYC-based makeup artist @malinmurias typed on Tuesday: The Cowboy Jerry Jones definitely knows how to party! What a night
@mokaimiami. What else is going on this morning? NASCAR driver Kasey Kahne finds himself in a breastfeeding Twitter scandal which eventually led to him calling some woman "a dumb bitch." The tweets have been deleted but our friends at Funny Athlete Tweets have the incriminating screencaps. Let's get rolling!
This hefty Texas Longhorn fan showed up nice and drunk to root against the California Bears in the Bridgepoint Education Holiday Bowl. BC would like to salute all of you crazy ass sombrero wearing drunken fans. You make screencapping fun. Also, a couple douchebag Michigan Wolverine fans and Southern California Trojan fans showed up on broadcast. If you can't cheer for a team, get the hell out of the stadium. JUMP!
Would the 49ers do something very, very stupid to fill the spot left after Braylon Edwards was released on Tuesday? So stupid like resigning Terrell Owens? Just in time for the playoffs? Crazy, right? Then the tweets start flowing from T.O.'s fingers. He's tweeting Donte Whitner and even hit send on this gem from some guest coaching gig: Met the West Team of the Offense-Defense, now headed back 2 Sam Houston High School 2 workout!! Gotta stay ready!! Still time, 49ers fan.
The Military Bowl between the Toledo Rockets and the Air Force Falcons was filled with insane amounts of scoring and tons of shameless corporate sponsorship. I guess someone had to pay for the billion dollar Stealth Fighter flyover which was totally bad ass. A MAC conference team was in this game so you know what that means. No defense and a million points scored. If you hate MACtion, then you obviously hate America and the Military Bowl. JUMP!
In Euro sports leagues Destiny Newton would be splashed across tabloids & the subject of great interest to sports fanatics. In the U.S., she's unknown. A Twitter search results in zero mentions. Meanwhile, this is the girlfriend of Aaron Rodgers, a quarterback who is putting together two of the greatest back-to-back NFL seasons in football history. How is it possible for a Super Bowl champion QB's girlfriend to remain so quiet? No idea, but that may soon change. JUMP!
Major Twitter news for the tabloids & us sleazy bloggers who have made fortunes on the Tiger Woods divorce. Rachel Uchitel, usually referenced as the hot Tiger Woods' mistress, announced last night that she is five months pregnant thanks to the handy work of her new husband & former Penn State fullback Matty Hahn. Dude hit the wife lottery (rich & she has her private detective certification) & now he'll likely get a baby reality show! JUMP!
Oregon stud RB LaMichael James & the Ducks yesterday got the VIP experience at Disneyland where one of the Rose Bowl gifts was the chance to ride Space Mountain. And then LaMichael James made a roller coaster face. The Internet went nuts. There is also news of Oregon football players getting stuck on a hotel elevator. But all focus is on James & the face. His teammate Kenjon Barner uploaded this gem & it is now part of this list of great roller coaster faces. JUMP!
Bill Maher made one little tweet on Christmas Eve about Tim Tebow and all of a sudden the Christian elitists are all up in arms over the use of f@$k, Hitler, Satan in the same tweet. Said Maher: Wow, Jesus just f*(ked
#TimTebow bad! And on Xmas Eve! Somewhere in hell Satan is tebowing, saying to Hitler "Hey, Buffalo's killing them" Of course that got passed around & the Christians are all #SMH & #LIBERALTRASH. Oh, and there's a bonus...Pro Bowl f-bombs! JUMP!
We live in a three dimensional world and sometimes it can be tough to tell which one to hold your sign into. Rule of thumb, hold it so the camera reads it so it isn't backwards Louisville Carinal fans. The NC State Wolfpack, who is coached by Tom O'Brien, pretty much has nothing to give after giving up Russell Wilson to Wisconsin. Also, the weird Louisville bird kid made it on ESPN. Congratulations you weird little bird bastard. JUMP!
Prime Time! Or, if you've seen that stupid commercial, The Prime... if you're into the whole brevity thing. Deion Sanders and his wife Pilar are getting divorced. As you might expect, this is about to turn ugly. Through her attorney, Pilar claims she didn't find out about the divorce proceedings until she read about it in the media. We're not sure how believable that is, but we've got the claims and a little background on old Neon Deion. It's gonna get ugly! Check it!
She reached the pinnacle of Lingerie Football League success... actually, we have no idea what that is, but she was an LFL All-Star cornerback with the Chicago Bliss. Now, Danielle Moinet is now polishing her wrestling career in the FCW. it's okay if you've never heard of that. We haven't either, but she may one day end up a WWE Diva. In the meantime, she's serving as a valet for Abraham Washington. We've got the video and, more importantly, some photos of the lovely Miss Moinet for you. Check it!
The Little Caesars bowl kicked off tonight and 3 bros decided to show up and wear the least manly of outfits. The Western Michigan Broncos and the Purdue Boilermakers faced off against each other. Also, the Broncos threw one of the sweetest flea flickers for a Touchdown. Robert Marve, the transfer from the Miami Hurricanes, actually came into the game. He must have had some time off from getting drunk, taking illegal benefits, and shagging co-eds. JUMP!
It's been one helluva year for the sports world where crazy people came out of the woodwork in droves. It was sometime around April 15 when it became apparent that streakers and nutjobs were overtaking the 2011 MLB season. Things got really weird in May when during one night in Seattle there were four streakers that jumped onto the field during a series against the Yankees. We have horse racing streakers, rugby streakers, baseball, football, Canadian football and a banana sling rugby World Cup streaker you cannot miss. Here's to 2011...we'll miss you but not all the dong. JUMP!
And you thought it was impossible to tie Tebow into this Monday Night Football game. Blasphemy. This went down about 1.5 hours ago. What kind of guy shows up at the Superdome, amongst 75,000 rabid Saints fans, wearing his Jesus #15 jersey? A crazy MFer, that's who. That thing looks fresh, too. Probably just unwrapped yesterday. A gift from an understanding wife who realizes her husband is f-ing nuts. No sword fights with Brees reported. (via @WoodyCalcio)
Two insane New Orleans Saints fans was spotted in The Superdome where the Atlanta Falcons looked to come in for the upset. Even Betty White made an appearance on Monday Night Football and it was nothing short of spectacular. She knew more about the NFL than more than some 20 year olds. Even Suzy Kolber showed up and thankfully Joe Namath wasn't there to try and kiss her. JUMP!