Bigger insult to TJ Yates: the Bengals comping his family tickets to yesterday's conference clincher just a couple of rows from the top of the stadium or Rookies bar in Woodlands, Texas mistaking him for DJ Yates? Oh, and Rookies bills itself as the Home of the Texans. We're going with the bar. The stupid family should have just moved down 45 rows or so. How the hell does a sign guy destroy the starting QB's name? Massive mistake. Great catch from @MarlOVO5.
That's right, bitches, we start throwing around money, snapping up shares of the Green Bay Packers and the train just keeps on chugging. And for those of you assholes on Twitter saying we'd get our asses kicked for wearing a #00 OWNER jersey into Lambeau, what do you say about this bro spotted by CBS cameras? In other NFL news, Brian Urlacher is running his mouth about Baby Jesus. A good RB? Dude just worked your ass. C'mon, Bri. Let's get rolling!
You've no doubt heard of the Manning Face, well this is the Romo Face. It occurred directly after Tony Romo backed into his end zone and was subsequently sacked. Jessica Simpson is probably responsible for this. New York Giants Running Back Brandon Jacobs also jumped over a Dallas Cowboys' defender and did his best superman impression. DeMarco Murray went down with an injury that looks to have him out for the rest of the season. JUMP!
The undefeated Green Bay Packers took on the Oakland Raiders at Lambeau Field today where the Green Bay "cheeseheads" in the crowd did not fail to dress insanely crazy. Packers receiver Brian Taylor got his first reception and also his first "Lambeau Leap". Carson Palmer looked lost against this Green Bay defense and his wide receivers did not exactly help him out JUMP!
Rex "Rextacy" Grossman aka the "Sex Cannon" and the Washington Redskins faced off against Tom Brady and the New England Patriots. Grossman spent most of his time on his back or missing his receivers against the stout New England defense where the sound of booing filled the stadium. Rob Gronkowski made a spectacular catch in which most of the defense thought he was down. JUMP!
President Barack Obama and Vice President Joe Biden showed up to watch the Army Navy game. Tracy Wolfson looked like she was freezing on the sidelines and bundled herself up in everything she could find to stay warm. The stadium was packed which will happen when the girls at both of your schools can squat more than your linebackers. One Navy fan was particularly psyched for this game. JUMP!
Before you guys start calling us morons, we mangled trouser on purpose to try to sneak this one on Twitter by Jimmy Johnson this morning, but the ball coach was onto us. Sorta. For those of you who follow Jimmy on Twitter, you know that JJ will pretty much answer everything from his fans. Today was a test of how far Jimmy will go to share his insights with us. How did he fare? Handled our shenanigans like a champ. JUMP!
Back in October, 20 women walked away from careers with the Toronto Triumph of the Lingerie Football League. That left only 6 and a few rejects were brought in last night to take on the Philly Passion. Just look at that scoreboard. It was a good 'ol fashioned ass kicking from the U.S. of A. On Maple Leaf turf! Suck it, Canada. Thanks to @NYJSec133 for making the trip and showing us all 50 or 60 fans in the stands. BTW, it's Robert Griffin's day. Let's get rolling!
What do I have in common with Case Keenum this morning? We've both brushed up against Erin Andrews and our wives haven't left us. That's right, Mrs. Busted was cool with the BC-EA meeting in Tallahassee this fall. Last night it was Keenum's turn and Kimberly was cool with her award-winning hubby lusting after Pageviews. How do we know? Case tweeted about it. JUMP!
It's that time of the year when Busted Coverage bucks the norm & hands out sports awards you guys actually care about. Which one of you fools sat through that garbage from ESPN last night. You really care Robert Griffin won the Davey O'Brien Award? Sh!t, that thing will be in a pawn shop within 2-3 years. Might fill the Escalade for a trip from Texas to training camp. Anyway, today we get our yearly BC Awards rolling with Best Cheerleader Rack Of 2011. JUMP!
Texas teacher Julie Ann Moore is quite the playa, according to the Texas Rangers who are investigating her for sexually assaulting a 15-year-old boy. And where did this sex occur? Behind an apartment complex at halftime of a high school football game. That's right, during a week when we learn that a couple teachers were banging in a Ralph Wilson bathroom, this news breaks in Texas. WTF is up with sex and football. Women...always trying to distract our asses. JUMP!
In Florida, they learn them how to make it rain early on... actually, no, that's not the case. This particular kid is going to grow up to be a badass, though. You know why? He's in kindergarten and his class is singing a tribute to new Jacksonville Jaguars owner Shahid Khan. He's wearing the one shirt that wouldn't get by the censors. It carries a simple message -- Make It Blaine On Them Hoes! Check it!
Deion Sanders and his Parisian scarf knot have been parading around Pittsburgh today (NFL Network 8:20 kick) and even stopped into this Waffle House before the sun came up this morning. Said Prime Time: "What time is it? Its Primetime and i am at the House! PITTSBURG [sic] im coming reluctantly because its freezing there." Of course Prime hasn't stopped bitching about the cold ever since. "Y'all pray for Prime! I'm about to go fight this Pittsburgh cold." (via @DeionSanders)
So ESPN is doing its thing this week with the Heisman Trophy contenders. It just happens that Erin Andrews yesterday ran into Trent Richardson at Disney World and had ice cream together. Spooning a double dip? Those of you freaking out over Trent missing class need to relax. Finals are next week. Like this week means anything to a top-5 NFL draft pick. Erin reports on Twitter: "Trent Richardson says he's starstruck!!," upon meeting a certain white girl. Let's get rolling!
Beverly Lynne Hubscher was just another Pennsylvania girl looking for a way out. Well, after a stint as a Philadelphia Eagles cheerleader, she figured she'd found one. Off she went to Hollywood. Fast forward to a few years later and she's doing softcore porn. Now she's Beverly Lynne, the self-professed "Queen of Late Night." We're sure you've seen her work. Here's her story and, you got it -- some photos. Check it!
So this Tim Tebow Time centaur tattoo is floating around today and seems to be legit, even though we have a hard time believing someone would waste flesh on such a sh!tty design. Seriously, you can't even see Tim's face? What kind of garbage tat is that? And how many fingers are on that football? Seven? Now that our emotions are out of the way, this is exactly what we love about the Internet. Dude gets 15 minutes of fame, yet lives with this the rest of his life. (via @angelicaaaap)
Mike Singletary wants out of California bad. We don't blame him. His time as San Francisco 49ers coach was littered with stupidity, both on and off the field. The former Chicago Bear has been trying to unload his Saratoga home since July and the price has just dropped for the third time. Would someone please buy this place already!? If you don't mind the stench of failure, it's actually becoming a pretty good deal. Check it!
Her name is Jennifer Rotella. She's a teacher in Lockport, New York which is outside Buffalo. She was at Sunday's Bills game and happened to be arrested for having sex inside a Ralph Wilson bathroom with a teacher, Michael France, who happens to work in the same school district. France's wife told a local news outlet that her husband was arrested outside a bathroom. Um, honey, we hate to break it to you but your husband was boning Jen in that bathroom. JUMP!
Cleveland Browns fans are having a crappy season. Their team is 4-8 and all the promise they showed toward the end of last season has faded. Perhaps no Browns fan is having a worse season than Mike Dobriansky, though. Dobriansky went to Sunday's game to watch his team lose to Baltimore and... get stabbed in the bathroom. It wasn't a good day. Here's Mike telling his story and showing his 'wounds.' Check it!
We were in Tallanasty this fall for some tailgating before the Oklahoma game and we can promise that panties will be dropping if you roll into town in this 1984 charter bus currently for sale on eBay. Why this bus? Because the owner claims it's the 'official' team bus used by "FSU during their first and second nation championships in 04' and 00'." (Just go with it. The eBayer is on a roll. Trust us.) Couple stripper poles & you're in business! JUMP!
Brady Quinn had this to say about 25 minutes ago: "Weekly workout and adjustment with
@LorenLandow and Dr.Caldwell! Thanks for keeping me in line!" Bro, cut the bullshit. You get out of bed, figure out what 'cool' shirt to wear that day, jump in the Hummer, go to practice, slam a few pom smoothies and run the scout team. No defender touches you - ever. Then on Sundays you hold a clipboard for Baby Jesus. You make us sick. Sincerely, BC.
Now, before you guys start emailing us "That photo of Matt Leinart muff diving his buddies ear is like 4 years old," just know that it's new to us. And if Matt Leinart tonguing his buddies ear is new to us, it's new to the thousands of loyal BC readers. We have obligations and that includes giving you a photo that includes Leinart, Kirk Herbstreit and Harold Reynolds. Yes, probably one of the craziest drunken pic combos in BC history. JUMP!
It brings us great joy to announce to all of you, and the Cincinnati Bengals, that our new football allegiance is with the Green Bay Packers. Are we jumping on the 12-0 bandwagon? Well, you have to after plunking down $250 to buy a share of the team, right? It was somewhere around 9:15 a.m. EST when Busted Coverage became the proud owner of 1 share of the Packers. First order of business: get a cheesehead, right? (Want to buy a share? www.packersowner.com)
From everything we can gather, Creeper McGee was grinding last night on Jeopardy. Just look at that face. The Beard. The half 'stache. The Skullet. You know Creeper runs an after-hours sex den outside Boston. There is his sophistication(al) look, yet the animal inside. Destroying Dostoevsky by day, dropping panties afterdark. Someone get us Creeper's real name. We're his new biggest fans. In sports news, people are asking if the Broncos are the new 'America's Team.' Let's get rolling!
The Jacksonville Jaguars and San Diego Chargers were featured on Monday Night Football and apparently no one in the city of Jacksonville wanted to support their team that just had their head coach fired. The Chargers Tight End literally jumped over a Jacksonville defender while the Jaguar Dancers cheered on the sideline. I probably wouldn't show up either if my team was just sold. JUMP!
What, you don't have this in men's XXXL? Don't think this is possible? It is and this image is still live on Dicks.com. Get one for your kid this holiday season, take his/her photo and make him/her an Internet star. BTW, when exactly did kid's long-sleeve t-shirts jump to $22? Nike should be ashamed of themselves. If you're buying little Jimmy a $22 shirt that he's going to trash in backyard football, we recommend Target. Those $8 shirts are just as good. (via @rmontonio)
Hate the BCS? Your stupid team shouldn't have lost to Iowa State. Your stupid team shouldn't have lost to Oregon. Your stupid team shouldn't have lost to....(who the f$%^ did Boise State lose to again?). Anyway, the team that should really have a complaint this morning is Michigan State. These guys lose out on a trip to New Orleans and instead have to spend New Year's Eve in Tampa where they'll have to be in bed by 10 p.m. That sucks balls. Everyone's angry this morning. JUMP!
Of course he wanted cash and/or gift cards, but Kevin The Intern is getting this t-shirt for Christmas. In fact, we're ordering one for all the BC staffers: Matt in Buffalo, Monty in L.A., photo editor Big Gay Rich, Joe Student and even the new screencapper guy ParadigmShift35. All of them. Busted Coverage is officially on the Tim Tebow bandwagon all the way through the playoffs. That's right, playoffs. Look at Denver's schedule. Only one loss on it. Let's get rolling!
The Green Bay Packers were down to the New York Giants early but holy shit is Aaron Rodgers accurate when he tied the game up at 7-7. The New York Giants even set up this T-Rex on the train to intimidate the Packers. Let's see if it actually works. Vic Ballard gave his best Trollface ever. If that face doesn't give the New York the chance to knock off the Packers, I don't know what will. JUMP!
Rookie Quarterback Christian Ponder and the Minnesota Vikings took on the Tim Tebow and the Denver Broncos. Tebow and Ponder were arch rivals where Tebow went to Florida and Ponder went to Florida State. No one paid attention to the fact that Von Miller was out for the game and everyone went into full Tebowmania mode. These two girls drove 315 miles through a blizzard for the guy. JUMP!
What did we learn about college football on Saturday? It sucks to go through the Big Ten season, beat Wisconsin and have to beat them again to go to the Rose Bowl. Sorry, Sparty. Enjoy the Capital One Bowl. In other news, 13 were injured, 2 critical in Stillwater as fans went nuts after beating OU. Lawyer up accordingly. Oh, and we'd like Houston to enjoy playing in a Jan. 5th game in Toronto or wherever they end up. One win from the Fiesta. Ooops. Let's get rolling!
Mark Richt and the Georgia Dawgs came prepared to play the LSU Tigers. After scoring a Field Goal, Georgia went for the onside kick and got it. Apparently the Georgia Wide Receivers made sure to cover their hands with vaseline in order to make sure they wouldn't catch a single pass from Aaron Murray. The Honey Badger returned a punt for a Touchdown energizing the LSU crowd. He takes what he wants. Bonus: hot cheerleaders! JUMP!
Case Keenum is a potential Heisman winner who claims he has the "most sex on the team" looks beat Southern Miss for the 2011 C-USA Championship game. Craig James called the game who still has yet to prove that he did not kill 5 hookers while at SMU. Both Quarterbacks could barely complete a 5 yard hitch route due to the 16 MPH winds in the stadium. The cheerleaders and the women of Texas definitely were the highlight of this match up. JUMP!
The LSU Tigers are in for a test against the Georgia Dawgs in the final College Gameday of the season. The Gameday signs did not disappoint this year with slogans such as "Holla at your Boykin" AND "EAT MOR KORNDOGS". An LSU fan retialiated with a sign that said "Bark if you lost to Boise". I'm really disappointed in Georgia fans for not having a sign that said "Go HAM for Grantham". Whatever these signs say, I'm sure the Honey Badger doesn't give a shit. JUMP!
The Decatur Daily was just going about it's business in the middle of nowhere Alabama and then Raiders LB made a visit this week. That led to an arrest photo from Daily photographer John Godbey that has brought him instant fame. Bro, you should be bragging your ass off on Twitter - @johnalaphoto. In other McClain news, there is now a transcript of the 911 call that led to his arrest. In other football news, keep an eye on empty seats in Indy. Let's get rolling!
Of course the only reason to watch last night's Pac-12 Championship was for the cheerleaders and to see how bad Oregon could destroy a horrible UCLA game. How did UCLA get into the Pac-12 Championship, you ask? That's what happens when USC has bowl eligibility stripped thanks to Reggie Bush. The shitty Bruins go by default. As for the cheerleaders, this'll be the last time you'll see the ladies in '11. Next stop - The Rose Bowl. JUMP!