Nothing gets the Internet excited like a grandma putting her lips around a plastic hose and bonging 24 oz. or so of domestic beer. So, let's get to the action. Here is white hair hanging out of her granny van and pounding some suds on the way out of the Soldier Field parking lot after the Iowa Hawkeyes squeaked by Northern Illinois, 18-17. Prepare to get famous, grandma. JUMP!
Wait, the 'Gobble Gobble, Bitches' chick is a Va. Tech student? Looks to be 38 & a lesbian softball coach. Want to buy a Gobble Gobble shirt for your next party? Here you go. Thanks to @sesdsports for sending the screencap. In NFL news, our friend & NY Post reporter Bart Hubbuch pissed off Tony Romo with a window closing question. That window would be Jerry's window to ever win another Super Bowl. The 'Boys have 1 playoff win since '96. Let's get rolling!
While the rest of the sports blogosphere was focused Saturday night on the Oregon football team uniforms, BC was anxiously awaiting the reveal of the Ducks' cheerleader unis. Once again, Nike came up with a winning napkin design for the ladies. Yes, the cheerleaders also get various uniform designs thanks to Nike. You might remember last year when the girls even got combat unis. As for Saturday's game, the girls uploaded some locker room shots. JUMP!
So there was a wedding proposal during last week's final Colts preseason game. The cast was: Hannah Y., a second-year Colts cheerleader and Indiana student studying dentistry. The balding guy is @bradleycarrico, an Indiana bro who figured a meaningless Colts-Bengals game would be a romantic place to ask his girlfriend to marry him. Yes, Bradley is wearing loafters, khakis & a horrible Colts polo. Yes, we want to know why she said 'yes.' JUMP!
It was just a couple weeks ago that the Internet was buzzing over the Alabama fans who hired Big Al - the school's mascot - to work their wedding. Now comes word, via our friend @theJacobR, that his wife's friend got married Saturday in a Roll Tide themed wedding before the Michigan game. At this couple's age, do you really need all the hoopla of a church wedding and an expensive reception? More Roll Tide wedding photos - JUMP!
Kudos to @BabyBilluga for the Natti eagle eye. Look, ESPN bosses can't possibly know when one of their interns won't know how to spell Cincinnati. In college football news, you get one more college football game this weekend. Georgia Tech travels to Virginia Tech for some ESPN coverage at 8 EST. In even more weekend college football news, a DIII QB threw for 736 yards and 5 TDs in a 62-55 win. That's a new NCAA record. Let's get rolling!
The guy on the left is a conservative talk show host named John Ziegler. The guy on the right looking like a slob is Steelers legend Franco Harris. Both men think Joe Paterno was unjustly treated by the NCAA. Ziegler, once fired from a sportscasting job for on O.J. Simpson joke, is from Pennsylvania and ended up in the Harris box at today's Ohio U. game. For some reason both men were photographed with this Paterno cutout. JUMP!
Look at Ohio State welcoming in state rival Miami and throwing a 56-10 beating on the bros. Yes, the days of Jim Tressel pulling out 20-3 wins against the MAC are over. Now the Buckeyes have
Tebow Braxton Miller throwing for two bills and rushing for another 163 yards. And let's not forget that 23 of those yards came via an amazing one-handed TD catch from Devin Smith. Will you see a better play this year in college football? Unlikely. JUMP!
Penn State plays a football game today without Joe Paterno or his statue outside Beaver Stadium. You know the story and you had to figure fans wouldn't forget their hero. It's just that we didn't figure the fans would remember with an impromptu memorial featuring a Paterno bobblehead and some flowers. But there it was this morning. Never forget, Penn State, never forget. JUMP!
GameDay is back. GameDay signs are back. GameDay signs are back. If there's one thing we know about GameDay's first stop of the season over the last five years or so, you're not going to see award-winning signs at a neutral site. The only benefit of having GameDay in Dallas is that it's close enough for Bama fans to make the trip via a truck packed with the kids and Roll Tide flags. Have a sign we missed? Send it in: firstname.lastname@example.org
Why hasn't BC gotten this opportunity yet? Do enough people really watch ESPNU's Road Trip to give their hosts the opportunity to play NCAA Football '13 on the Cowboys Stadium big screen? Maybe we're just bitter and jealous...actually yes, that's definitely the case. We want to play video games on a 60-yard screen. We want to play the ESPNU crew head-to-head. JUMP!
Call us immature, childish or stupid if you want, but 69 jerseys make us laugh. When random schmucks wear them to games it's great. When f*ckin John Daly wears one it's even better. Can you think of a more fitting celebrity who would rock a 69 jersey of his alma mater? Nope, because there isn't one. The only thing that's missing from this photo is a 40 and a cigarette. JUMP!
By now you've heard that a 45-year-old fan died at last night's Texans-Vikings game after falling off an escalator. That got us thinking about this preseason at Reliant Stadium and whether the fan falling off the escalator was an isolated incident or are the fans possibly out of control. A few searches later and we're watching Texans fans fighting USC fans during a 49ers game on August 18. This is a helluva melee and even includes a kid throwing punches. JUMP!
College football kicked off last night with a bang. The South Carolina-Vanderbilt game was a good one, but who would've thought that the Kent State-Towson game was going to steal headlines. Sophomore linebacker Andre Parker thought he was just doing his job covering a punt. For whatever reason, he bugged out, scooped up the ball and began running in the opposite direction! Twitter lost its sh*t! JUMP!
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C'mon, ESPN interns, don't you have any witty text, text, text, text to use for Andy Roddick's retirement news? Clean it up. (via @SportsGirlCLE) In NFL news, a fan in Houston tried to ride the handrail down an escalator at last night's Texans-Vikings game and fell to his death. He fell three stories. Alcohol was probably a factor, according to those on the scene. In college football news, here's John Daly in his #69 Arkansas jersey. Let's get rolling!
Oklahoma head coach Bob Stoops has decided to unload his $2.1 million Oklahoma mansion. Coming into opening weekend, this is an odd time to unload some real estate, but that doesn't seem to be bothering Stoops. The only real reason for this sale has to be for an upgrade right? Stoops is set to make eight figures from now until 2018, so he isn't strapped for cash. This pool oasis isn't cutting it! JUMP!
Jenelle Evans is a member of the cast of MTV's Teen Mom series. She was arrested back in June after a fight with her then boyfriend blah blah blah. Long story short, the cops showed up and found weed. She had her hearing this week and all of the charges were dropped. For whatever reason, Jenelle thought it was a good idea to go home and tweet out a photo of a Chargers bowl...the next day! JUMP!
The NFC South could go any number of ways. Sure the Saints or the Falcons are the favorite, but Cam Newton and the Panthers look impressive. Supposedly Josh Freeman lost weight and the Bucs will be better? We'll believe it when we see it because, you know, the whole college coach switching to the NFL thing has worked so well recently. Is this the year Matt Ryan gets over the hump? Will Drew Brees overcome Bountygate? JUMP!
Dustin Fox is kinda a big deal in Ohio. He went from an all-Ohio high schooler, to playing a key roll on the national championship team at Ohio State, to a few years in the NFL and now a football talking head for five hours on 92.3 FM in Cleveland. Of course we wanted to talk to Fox about the Browns and maybe even sneak in a question about Bernie Kosar's daughter doing porn. He wasn't exactly biting. JUMP!
It's been a big week for the Lingerie Football League. Yesterday, the commissioner announced a LFL reality series would be debuting in 2013! This is what we've been waiting for since the league started. Why did it take so long? This has Spike TV written all over it. There aren't many details on when and where the show will begin airing, but when we know, you'll know. Oh, and the 2012 season kicked off in Canada! JUMP!
Congratulations AFC South, you are officially the worst division in the NFL. If the Texans don't run away with this division it's going to be a miracle. Matt Schaub should be grinning from ear to ear because he'll be facing off against one rookie and two second year QBs. If Chris Johnson returns to form, the Titans might win some games...but the Jaguars? Well, they might be Europe's first team sooner than you think. JUMP!
The preseason has been a train-wreck for the NFL replacement refs. Missed calls and stuttering have been rampant and fans are growing restless. Last nights Giants vs. Patriots game was the icing on the cake. In the middle of the second quarter, one of the replacement refs stuttered and stammered out one of the most botched calls you'll ever hear. Think Twitter let him get away with it? Hell no! JUMP!
That's right, intern, find another dream internship and get your ass back to school where you'll work on some stupid access channel. This was your chance. You blew it. In other football news, here is your college football viewing schedule for tonight. The biggie has to be Minnesota at UNLV at 11 EST on CBS Sports Network. How did they ever wrassle that game away from ESPN? Need gambling advice for Week One? Here you go. Let's get rolling!
EVERYONE CALM THE F*** DOWN! THAT OHIO STATE 'I'D RATHER SHOWER AT PENN STATE THAN CHEER FOR THE WOLVERINES IS A RIPOFF SHIRT. Let's all remember who came up with the 'I'd Rather Shower' phenomenon - LSU fan. Remember earlier this summer when LSU fans pulled this on Bama fans? No? Maybe you should pay attention to the 'I'd Rather Shower' scene. Just OSU fans, like usual, a couple steps behind the SEC. JUMP!
What college employee do you know who's able to afford an 8,900 sq. ft. house with a crazy Mediterranean pool, great shrubbery and classic California views? Yep, Jeff Tedford was the correct answer. The Cal head coach is dumping this pad for $5.35 million after buying it for $3.15 million in 2005. Yes, the Cal head coach. The guy is the highest paid state employee in California. Yes, the Cal football coach. JUMP!
The Summer of Gronk has come and gone. The days of shirtless partying and taking body shots off half-naked chicks are sadly over...for now. With the NFL season starting next week, Sports Illustrated has chosen to feature the big fella on the cover for their 2012 NFL preview issue. Sure Gronk is toning things down during the NFL season, but he has officially released his new work-out motto: "Do it for the chicks!" JUMP!
Once again it looks like the NFC North is the Packers division to lose. Aaron Rodgers and co. look ready to make another Super Bowl run in 2012, but the Bears and Lions don't look like they are too far behind. Matt Stafford will probably get hurt again by mid-season, but if Jay Cutler and Brandon Marshall get on the same page the Bears should be dangerous. Which team will rise from the pack? Will the Bears overcome Rodgers? Will the Packers dominate? JUMP!
Another year, another $60 bucks bros throw down for the latest release in the Madden franchise. We wanted to see what the masses thought of Madden 13. Did it live up to the hype? Did it improve upon last year's version? Twitter provided a wide variety of responses, some positive, and some f*ckin' negative! Guys are fired up about changes to the franchise mode, the inclusion of Skip Bayless and more! JUMP!
The AFC North has quickly become one of the toughest divisions in the NFL. We're just going to go ahead and gloss over the Browns because, really, are they even worth mentioning? The Bengals had a nice little run and were one of 2011's surprise teams. Andy Dalton and A.J. Green stepped up as rookies to bring the Bengals from obscurity to mediocrity. Can they compete with the Ravens and Steelers for a division title? Don't bank on it! JUMP!
Episode 4 of Hard Knocks aired last night and once again the WAGs stole the show. Lauren Tannehill and Jackie Long were doing their thing for some charity, typical WAG work. Then this caught our eye...was Lauren Tannehill checking out the reporters cans?! Can it be? In other WAG news, we saw the debut of Kristian Fong, Mike Pouncey's girlfriend. Oh, and Les Brown's girlfriend stole the show...again. JUMP!
Looking for a sweet new spot to hang with your bros on Sundays? The NFL season is right around the corner, so look no further than these six sweet, multi-million dollar pads owned by NFL'ers. Sure these money-holes have been on the market for quite a while now, but that benefits you! They've seen some serious price drops, so now is the perfect time for you to swoop in. Imagine watching football this Fall in Joe Montana's basement or Kurt Warner's prayer room? JUMP!
The 49ers surprised everybody last year with their run to the NFC Championship. Alex Smith and Coach Jim Harbaugh gelled and Patrick Willis led one of the most feared defenses in the league. Looks like the Niners will be back atop the division because everything else is looking pretty sad. John Skelton and Russell Wilson could be week one starters. As for the Rams? Matt Barkley is looking promising! JUMP!
Meet the NFL Cheerleader Rookie of the Year, Whitney Ward. This chick hasn't cheered in regular season game and BC is handing Ms. Ward the prestigious award. Name another rookie NFL cheerleader in college, who looks like she parties, is blonde and has bikini photos for you guys. You can't. Once again, BC Cheerleader Editor Asher goes out of his way to unearth a chick who's about to become an Internet legend. JUMP!
By now we all know the deal with Dez Bryant and his new rules. The guy can't go to strip clubs, has to be home by midnight, blah, blah, blah. It's pretty sad that it's come to this with Dez. The guy has all the talent in the world and just can't seem to get his sh*t together. The guy was sued by creditors, got in a nightclub fight with Lil' Wayne, then to top it all off, he went and beat his mother. The Cowboys have had enough. No drinking! No strippers! Babysitters! Twitter went nuts! JUMP!
The AFC West is always a question mark. Chargers-Broncos. Broncos-Chargers. Throw Peyton Manning into the mix and things get even hazier. DEN & S.D. are clear front-runners in the division, but will Peyton's neck stay healthy? Maybe. Will Philip Rivers be Philip Rivers? Probably. Going to go ahead and count the Chiefs and Raiders out already because how far can Carson Palmer and Matt Cassel really get you? 9-7 wins the division, right? JUMP!