Philly Police is Very Busy Applying Gear Oil On Light Poles


I don’t want to jump the gun, but I think this finally might be the last story I do on a light pole. The Patriots will easily cover that -4.5 spread and there will be no attempts to top poles like they’re mini Everests… OR the Eagles will pull of the upset and the gear oil Philadelphia police is busy applying will be tested.


Of course, we told you guys Philly police was swapping Crisco grease for motor oil earlier this week. Commissioner Richard Ross said Eagles fans would find the task of besting gear oil “far more difficult.”


Good news! The oil is apparently degradable:


Check back later to see if Eagles fans take on the challenge after the big game.
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